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my ex?!!!no ways.You wouldn't even know him!!!

good.@IAH-who told you naija girls are unromantic?speak for yourself ooo!!!for me,I know I am soooo romantic.Ask my ex.

well,you wouldn't even know him sef,even if I told you,well,i like just met him ooo!!!don't try anything funny,you and sick sad ocho _{his name is tosin}

add her also to you and ocho,hahahaa!!!I will bring Z4M4EVA to give you a gooooood beating!!!!she got my back you know?

well,i will singlehandedly floor you and ocho sicky put together hands down.hmmm,call her if you like

well,scorpio(n),ocho,eitherways,you all are the same.
where's she anyways,thought she was ur partner in mischief?tell her to bring her sad self in here,I am missing her sort of.Don't tell her I said so.Tell her instead I said I am happy she ain't here.

heheheheheheheheheeee(laffing mischieviously and rubbing hands together in glee,with eyes gleaming wickedly)serves you right,twinny,serves you right.Now let me see who will come to marry you.I will marry b4 you.

No way,girlie,there's no way you are getting your itchy fingers on him!!!the first time I told you,you went and,and,and snatched 2face,that one is not yet over,now you have come for this one,no wayyyyyy!!!!!

(shakes head at that girl above)
well,for me,Yoruba guys are soooooo adorable!!!
ask me why?I will not tell you before this sicky sicky twin above will go and charm him from me ooo!!!

Oya talk!!!!!!!!!tell them how you burnt the chicken the other day,or how you put sugar in soup cos you couldn't tel the difference between sugar and salt,or how you gave us dogfood to eat cos u burnt all the food in de house?You keep poisoning us with your wrong cooking!!!! I pity that poor young man you are planning to shackle

sicky sicky scorpio,can u cook sef?

What do I call this scenario?hmmm... well,sodgi,I will advice you to ignore her,when she sees you are no more "sending" her,she will sit up.Haven't you heard that 2face's song ole?
Soldier come,soldier go
I no go send you forever....

Well hottie,I have chosen to ignore the kid,if he refuses to be ignored,I am afraid I will have to do something very very drastic.I am still thinking of what to do if...

oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!ocho!!!my name is not swazzzyyyyyy!!!!!you this sickly twin sef!!!

(hums past)

Haaa 2face!!!I command you in the name of Nairaland,tell them that you and I are lovers forever!!!Don't you remeber those memorable times we spent ogether at your Festac residence? see the product of those oh so wonderful times(pointing to my belly)touch it,its for real,and its yours.Leave that sick girl beside you.

well,i feel ur pains..sorry,your flows.

This is getting.......

disney:
Brother chika,
I read your story and it is not touching.......... Guys hearts were created to be broken because when you guys dump girls , you no get feelings one bit for the poor babe. You leave a ladies pregnant and run without pity. A lady can commit sucide because of you men and una no go even care. So enjoy your pain, l pray u find love on nairaland.

Is it just me or do I sense a heartbroken girl here?Disney,hmmm!!!has a guy ever done that to you or you watch too many Nigerian movies?Guys of today don't do that,the ones I know,accept responsibilty over their actions and marry the girl(ask donone)well,its your opinion,

Well emmmmmmmm.....I nominate
SNAZZYDAWN-Honourable member of the Nairaland

I dreamt how I married 2face and he denied knowing ocho and de whole lot of them and then I was the 2 girls pregnant for him and we gad a boy and a girl and they were so cute and we lived happily ever after
I am sure it was a malaria dream

(feeling really cool)wow,its good to have someone look out for you,phew,it can get really hot but with someone like Z4M4EVA,....which reminds me,Zee,there's this lil girl that wants everything I want on this land,her name is ocho and her partner in crime,scorpio(n).They want to snatch 2face,whiteshark and others from me.Please come and beat them for me

@scorpio-now don't tell me you also have your eyes on this my shark!!!!haaaaaahaaaaa not fair!!!!! (screaming)whiteshark!!!!get your self in here,you have some explaining to do and you better make it good!!!

Judge,before I proceed,I would love to call in my defence counsel(hope I am correct),who happens to be my learned colleague,chillin,to defend me.I will not defend myself before these lesser mortals(gesturing to ocho and friends,carrying nose in the air snobbishly),and I also command you,oh judge,to produce the only and major exhibit in this case,Mr.2face Idibia to come and state why he is causing so much fracas in my family,imagine him,impregnating twins though I really really wonder why it had to be my sick twin of all the girls in this land!!!!!!so before I proceed,serve 2face a writ of summons to appear before this honourable court and defend himself.I rest my case!!!!

Get pregnant?!!!!(swallows)ouch,I almost swallowed my teeth,thank God they are well rooted in my gums.Now please don't be ridiculous!!!!!Mackaycee please take de next flight down here!!!

Ocho(my sick,evil,eviller,evillest twin)
Scorpio-her accomplice(I really have to teach these 2 a lesson)
Whiteshark-my shark
Kenflavor-my...
Hotangel-very hottt
Chillin-my gurl
Seun-well cos ...I don't know
everybodyyyy!!!

well,the way I see it,your say doesn't count!!!

snazzy,ocho and scorpio

good thinking,lexydoo,good thinking.Now which encyclopedia did you copy that from?

Now this is one troubled young man .I recommend you took the advice of my learned colleague up(Zee)