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so long I almost forgot the topic

@jenny,true talk!!!attagirl!!!

Kellorah,that is a quite jaundiced view.Layi,paypal,kenflavour,I akso know Pastor Chris is preaching the word of God.For one to be a christian(born again),there has to be proof that God is at work in your life.Gone are those days when men of God and christians were said to be a frustrated lot.Now,we run things around here,so please,leave them guys alone.

Allah and God same thing?nuh uh!!!

ahoy LT:
Men, when u are self employed guy like me that uses 4 phones(due to the fact that clients always complain of not getting access to me) 2 mobile and 2 land line plus a starcomms 4 internet connection.

Right now for the internet, i spend 15k amonth, my glo i uses bundle 600, which cost 12k a month, and also my two landlines i spend nothing less than 15k and the last mobile i spend around 5k a month.

please note that it is killing xpecially when u are doing business, but i don't believe it is that expensive in other countries?

can we have comparisons.

Ahoy,I don't wish I were you.

Almost everyone here is looking for '84(them neva born me sef)una try.Well,I want to get in touch with Ini Kate Ekwo,graduated from the Immaculate Conception Secondary School,Itak-Ikono.She resides in Lagos.

Pour moi,my utmost passion is photography.I love everything pictures.When I am in front of a camera,I am in a world of my own.Also,I love making people look good.I could do it for free,I derive an inner satisfaction seeing how radiant you look.Also,I love dancing,I dance at the least provocation,anywhere,and when I am happy or sad,I sing.

Is that why you waant a sugarmama to keep your game tight?

Is that why you waant a sugarmama to keep your gqme tight?

good,then why ask again?i think its a personal thingy,not a national one.

Seun:
How come you were able to arrange the meeting so fast? Under 2 hours!

Oga Seun,there is something called mobile phone.Remember,this boy is ready to beat his curfew time to come and see his "mummy",it was not difficult planning a meeting with this kid.

Oracle:
Well uh i guess U are happy now but i really pity the boy.
this what both of u would have looked like together.

You are really funny.Can't stop laughing

@casper-good for you and lucky girl!!!

Seun,I didn't intend to hurt him,but check now,that kind of small boy calling me babygirl....haba.Because him tall pass me?At least,I have him out of my hair.

Hotangel you are simply wonderful!!!well,everybody,I took hottie's advice,called the kid over to a very expensive restaurant and he came,feeling like one G.So,I mischieviously asked him to place his order,which he did.After he sat down,he asked me"baby,how are you?"Arghhhhhh!!!!I felt like hitting his handsome babyface.I now told him that I would be his girlfriend on the following conditions.The conversation went as follows:
Snazzy:So,Mikey,I have thought about your proposal and I decided to give you a chance,since you say that age is but a number and what matters is that you are a man.
Mikeynods head in anticipation)
snazzy(smirks lips)okayz,Mikey,I hope you are going to take good care of me
Mikey:Hell,yeah
snazzyrolls eyes and mutters a silent prayer to God for patience)Okayz,you will have to load my phone on a daily basis,not with 750naira voucher,but with 1500.(I watch him from under my eyelids and see him swallow very heavily and I chuckle to myself),you will bring me to this restaurant for lunch every two days(the cheapest plate of food there goes for 1000naira),since you don't have a car,and we will obviously be using mine,you will fuel the car,and maintain it,then,next week,you will take me for Christmas shopping at Epiphany Fashion House(the costliest),(by now,the poor kid was sweating even in a fully airconditioned room),finally,you will pick up the bills for this dinner.
(After a spell of silence)
Mikeyin a managed whisper)can I go to the restroom,please?
snazzy:sure,take your time.
Guys,girls,this kid spent a long time in the restroom,thank God it was late,so people were not really around.I went and eavesdropped at the door.Poor Mikey was sobbing,asking why he ever came to me in  the first place,wishing he had kept his feelings to himself,now see what he had landed himself into.I now called him on his phone(I had mischieviously gone back to my seat.He came out,and was like,he wants to go home.I was like"hold it right there,young man,you have not paid for dinner"!!!He almost wept,he was like,please,Ugo,I am sorry,I don't want againoooo!!!!I was beside myself with laughter.I dropped him off at his home and told him to be a good boy.You need to see how he ran inside the house.Hotangel,thanks alot!!!!!

She better start falling in love with him. She has made the vows.

Goodguy,what did you do that for?

My junior sister likes you a lot. I'll give her a good word or two about you!" (10/10)

@Seun-I don't have a sister,talkless of a junior one.I am an only girl.

whiteshark:
proper thinking my dear, u can never know what comes up next tell u so just keep the option open just in case....

eemmmm(clears throat).how old are you,sharkie?

I wish you luck,sweetheart.I know it will work out for you.But as they say,different strokes for different people.Never say never.

zzz zzzz zzzz(smirks lips)someone wake me when there's some good advice.zzz zzz zzz zzz zzzzzz

Longthroat

My best friend,pregnant for my husband?!!!!Heads would have rolled and surely not mine.May it never happen to me.Amen.

She no know as she take carry belle?Okay.Maybe she drink am through water.

aye, aye, cap'n,burnt chicken.comin right up!!!with some sushiiii

You dey find trouble here oooo!!!did they tell you they were lonely?you go wound oooo!!!

Makeda:
Hi everyone! I am new to this forum and I just had to comment when I saw this topic. Ok first I would like to start by saying I am an African American woman who is HOPELESSLY in love with a wonderful Nigerian man, who is a virgin. We are preparing to get married next year and I am so excited because with both of us being Christian we have decided to not have sex until our wedding night. But let me drop a little knowledge on my ladies who are still virgins. When you have sex with a man who is so experienced it can be a disadvantage because he is undoubtedly going to use the same tired tactics and techniques on you that he has used on Sally, Jane, Susan, etc,..... There is no one single set pleasure principle for women. All women are different and we all like different things. No two women are turned on by the same things. A womans body is a mine field of buttons that lead to different kinds of explosions and sometimes a man who has been around the block a few times cannot fully appreciate your body, and he thinks he is an expert when it comes to your pleasure. He sometimes does not care to take time to see what makes you tick, because he thinks he knows it all. He has lost his curiosity when it comes to the mystery of the female body. But a man who is a virgin has no experience and this is wonderful because you can teach him exactly what makes you feel good. You can just lay down and let him have a good time touching and kissing you all over to see what gives you pleasure. Then when he hits a right button and you explode you get to watch his eyes light up with excitement as he memorizes your pleasure spots. He will be very eager to learn what makes you moan, giggle or scream out his name. Then too you get to experience his emotions and feelings after he has sex for the first time. Then too you can explore each other freely without thoughts running through your mind like asking yourself- Am I better or worse than the last person they were with?? So yes I would say, I would definitely ppreferto marry a virgin. But this is just my opinion, so please do not blast me too bad, !!

Are you one,Makeda?Just curious!!!

How can I be lonely with the shark?

well,just be yourself.

by who?