Lindajames1010:
Free pussy no even dey this days again.....

D one I Bleep last week was 3k ontop abeg o she say 5k last ....

I tire self

Una no go kill person

'The Future is Virgina' LMAO

Anyway for those calling them "Cheap" is it that y'all expect to be Charged huge sums of money for sex?? I don't understand

No sex till marriage....
No sex after marriage

DNA

2ndchildhood:

I use to be exactly like this op, thinking I could always survive without a woman, thinking women have nothing to add to my life apart from sex, always thinking like 'mosdii', that "women are out to add more salts to men's injury instead of softening it", always thinking being single is the best.


Until I met a beautiful damsel every nigga out there would kill to have, dated for like 7 months, then I discovered that I and 'mosdii' was right..

LMAO

Joysticks:
If she dey with you for room.Remove your dick out.Rub Vaseline for your hand.Rub for your dick.Come begin masturbate in her present.When you dey come begin moan say"baby'I am cuming'After you come ask her to bring tissue make you wipe off the sperm.On her next visit,she no go wear pant come.She go dey give you green light to fuk her.
Besides,what about me that hasn't fuk for almost 5 years and I am still not moved by any bae.
Ask me the secret, Vaseline.

5 yrs?? May I ask why??

EXLOVER:
Na only this Bisi Alimi Buhari get sense pass for this Nigéria.


A very irritating HIV gay


But truth be told, when it comes to lyrics, Nigeria musicians lack it, except Burna Boy

Eg


Girl, I'm in love with your booty bounce
Girl, I'm in love with your booty bounce
In love with your booty bounce
Girl, I'm in love with your booty bounce


Huh, when I weigh the thing
E weigh one thousand pounds
Girl, this night
we dey go like seven rounds
Baby girl, say you fine (you fine)
Baby girl, say you fine
You I desire (desire)
Baby, na you I desire
Your yansh original
No be that kind Blac Chyna

lmao

Wow 1000+ nd still counting, TRP is really here to stay

Xenry:

Lmao where do I niggas get these memes from??

MisterRuk:
The redpill is nothing but a new age philosophy. It only reveals certain truths, it doesn't have the solution (or most of it). In the Matrix, the redpill revealed the truth to Neo but it didn't give him the power to defeat Agent Smith or the Matrix. The actions of weak men created third wave feminism or feminazism. A lot of men here are attracted to the redpill because they believe it will show them the secrets behind becoming an "alpha" for the sake of attracting girls. Another set of men are here because they've had failed relationships with girls or are not getting the sex they want, rather than take responsibility for their failures they blame women.
Most of us are weak again lust, or are financially broke, or mentally broke. Some of us undisciplined, and are addicted to porn, fapping, video games, gambling etc. Many of us are spiritually weak (not in the religious sense). Some of us have unhygienic physical and social lifestyles. Even if you take the redpill and you fall into these categories, your life will never change, it may even get worse because you'll become a depressed doomer. The redpill is beyond male-female relationship. Besides, most of these tips to help you "manipulate" women to do your bidding only work for a short while. When the charm wears off, the woman will see you for who you are and perceive your weaknesses (if you've not been working on yourself).

Realest thing I've read on NAIRALAND in a while

Open up to a woman at your peril, women can't handle male vulnerability simple.

Wayne4uall:
There is love in sharing [left][/left] but as for me …I can’t share mmy lover

lol what makes you think you ain't sharing your current girlfriend with another homeboy??

It means you ain't never fvckin her

RingRoadMafia:
May thunder locate and fire Desmond Elliot wherever he is.

Lmao

Crystalom3:
I've been coming across various posts on this forum about how women and mostly women are useless and why men should avoid them at all cost.

This is not only a nairaland plaque. It is also on twitter with traces on Facebook.

In my honest opinion I do not see women or Nigeria girls as useless. Rather I see people who understand their values and exploit it to the fullest.

For instance, when we ask what a woman has to offer in a relationship, a lot of us do not know that the answer to that question is very obvious. But because we are asking the wrong question, we get the wrong answers.

A woman does not have to bring anything tangible to the table. Hear me out please. If a woman must bring something tangible to the table, then you must ask yourself why you keep preparing lines, working hard to get a girl's attention who you are confused has nothing tangible to offer you.

First off, you are not doing a woman a favour by liking her, asking her out or taking her places. She was on her own, then you saw something you love, a value which you liked and made you to approach her.

Herself being a woman is a value. This is why it is often hard for a woman to walk up to a man to toast him on her own. In doing so, she is declaring that she has no inherent value and automatically becomes the one to work hard to measure up to your standards.

Women have an inherent value just as you as a man have an inherent strength and do not need much workout to beat almost 80% of women on earth in a fight.

As such, they have themselves to offer in a relationship. Not just their body but their presence, laughter, conversations and smiles.

Trust me those things are what your money can never buy and if you have ever been loved truly b a woman you'll understand this to the fullest.

such a stupid simp thread

The women these so called third wave "feminist" look up to such as Chimamanda, Beyonce, Sheryl Sandberg all cashed out on the movement got married and are facing their families in peace but average frustrated females on the internet have turned the movement into a platform to express their hatred and envy for the male folk but my major concern isn't even with them it is with these so called "male feminist" why a sane man align himself with a movement that is against him is beyond me. third feminism has done more harm than good to society and it's simply gonna get worse

Emperor88:
Things I learnt are :-
1.You are a Gold digger
2.The lady deserves someone better
3.You lack respect towards the opposite sex.
4.You don't deserve a good woman.
Ask me why then I will tell you.

TF is this?? LMAO Y'all got to be kidding me

Tbvxl:
I give up easily bruvs!
The last time I had myself stressed over a lady was my ex. After she broke up with me because I caught her cheating,but still I wanted her back like mad. In a nutshell I pleaded with her from Feb till April,and everything got worse this month. But if it were to be other ladies,I'd give up easily. I hate to be taken outta my comfort zone

TF did I just read??

MisterRuk:
I am a redpiller and a proud member of the manosphere, but I'll say that Nigerian redpiller too dey fall hands sometimes. They only thing most of them talk about women, women and women alone. This makes me want to believe that most of the redpillers here are incels and bitter, sex starved AFCs. I noticed that most we Nigerian men have high sex drives and many of us will fall down to the ground, redpiller or not, to taste pvssy, unfortunately.
When feminists gather, they will talk about men, but most of the time they always talk about how to take over the fcking world and end patriarchy. Feminism has taken over most part of modern society, even the non western societies. They are in business, politics, education, entertainment. They are influential and claim to speak for the right of women, preaching "gender equality" for all.

But what of the redpill manosphere? We're small tribes of men that exist on the internet. We are mostly misunderstood, ridiculed and seen as mysogynsts. Why?
When men are not doing well off, the society fails. Men are leaders, women are followers. I realized that the modern incarnation of feminism (3rd wave feminism) got it's influence from weak men. Men who have lost their power to lust pornography, drugs, rape, video game addiction, gluttony and mindless consumerism. These men have tainted the value of masculinity, unfortunately many men today suffer from these vices. We've become like Samson who fell into the hands of a woman and let her steal his power. What I believe what we redpillers need is money and how to make it. No man in the society is respected if he does not have money and status. Let us leave women, sex and relationship matter to the pickup artists while we discuss on how to make money and more resources and influence society. The manosphere is the new vangaurd of masculinity, let us gather the men together and go on a journey of self improvement and growth, let us discuss business and investment, let us talk philosophy and feed on wisdom, let us help each other out. If a man simps, don't belittle him further, show him the way, feminists do not attack their fellow women who do not buy their ideals. Let us learn to respect ourselves and let go of sex and for a greater. Let us quit complaining and playing the victim, the redpill is about us, not women.
They say, the wisdom of a broke man is despised.
And again, let us see things from the separate angles of both gender

A man who understands TRP

pansophist:


No hymen, no diamond. Solves all these peoblem to a large extent.

On God LMAO

the Tommy Lee quote always gets me, it's never "you and her" but "YOU VS HER"

LMAO

white people shit

LMAO u just brought back good memories

the marriage lasted longer than I expected TBH

JudgeKronos:


a vagina person said she doesn’t want to be your liability, and you have been begging her since yesterday...? Mr. Simpson

I just spilled my drink reading this LMAO

Bbass1990:
Some of the benefit of having a Nigerian as a girlfriend are:

1) to experience what disappointment is,in capital letters.

2)to understand that love is not always reciprocal.

3)to understand that sex isn't love

4)in ur mind u can be in a relationship but u are d only one in d ship.

Etc.
Tank u.

Lmao

A fish teaching a fisherman how to catch fish

Hustle2flex:
Last 2 weeks,I was going through my last relationship.i was like despite my own spending,what did this girl got for me?.could you believe that she bought only 'cotton buds' for cleaning ears throughout the duration (1yr) of the relationship.i was shocked and at the same time laughing.It was then I knew that only few women have something to offer and even if you get those ones, you will spend more on them than on broke ladies due to their high maintenance tendencies and hypergamy.

it is clear men are the true romantics these females are actually the realists going for the best they can get while giving back something as worthless as pvssy we men need to do better

MJBOLT:

google it and see,american men don suffer

I Stopped feeling sorry for these men TBH these men know the system is rigged against them yet still choose to fall victim

A man who refuses to learn from history is bound to repeat it

YES PVSSY IS FREE SHE KNOWS THIS, ALPHA MALES KNOW THIS, A BETA WHO TRIES TO PROVE HIMSELF USING MONEY, EXPENSIVE DATES,GIFTS, AND COMMITMENT WILL BE EXPLOITED .