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[quote author= post=75638809]Safe trip to him oooo....
Hope he meets his Atiku on the road to Cameroun!

Atiku and Obituary are on the Bicycle already, STRAIGHT TO CAMEROUN with the stick and special bags Benue people packed for them...... [/quote]Hey MGFRN,......your attention is needed in Ogun state!


Report ASAP,...as Suya maybe needed to calm nerves down!

Chai!

First president to be disgraced both locally and internationally!

In other words, the first president to assume a 'worldwide disgracing' status!

And this brown-teething scumbag controls Lagos politics

What a shame!

In Davido's voice:

"One ticket na to obodo duara!"

And the ones that welcomed your lifeless-personified in Lagos means shit to you

Okoro!

The other day it was: "the reason he does not write books"; and now, it's letter!

Wow,.......!

So much for a dullardin!

A very mumuric statement from a mumuric...................................!

ryloy:
I was close to him in Lagos yesterday...look younger and very agile to me

The emboldened should pass for an achievement, I guess?

yrex01:
u wey never travel pass ur village b4,which world r u now referring to? Abi u mean ur village pipu?

E be like say @Whiteeyes question give you enough painments!

And if them check am well,.....you never leave your state of birth!

[quote author= post=75584238]If you dare do anyhow, you go see anyhow...

Go Ask Orubebe, who from a tough man became the most humble man in Nigeria! [/quote]As culled from the office of The Mesuya-General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (MGFRN)!

aremz:
Lol they couldn't kill the vice president now its the first lady. PDP we're moving to the next level regardless

On a zomboid diet!

A country where broom associated with poverty is been used as a symbol!

Much about the present situation of the country!

abduljabbar4:
Whats my business with his death? You should blame him for the situation of your region not Nothern Nigeria. Look at how much Bayelsa earns yet Kano has much better infrastructure.

And this sledge hammer thinks I have time for his mention!

Go and slam!

abduljabbar4:
Northerners are the reason why you have baby factories, ritualists, yahoo boys, pirates, thieves like Alamiesaigha, prostitutes, etc.

You are even a bigger version of that word

My friend,...shut the Bleep up and allow the dead to rest!

You have a living thief (Gandollar) around you! Concentrate on him for now!

senatordave1:
Apc will take opobo.

A zomboid spotted!

superlanny:
Let's all give a standing ovation to President Muhammadu Buhari, the chief in tormentor of ipob and their king of thieves(Atiku), the wicked shall never see peace, the dumb shall get dumber and the backward shall remain stagnant for their lack of sense. Buhari torment them more.

Come here,......which of the flags buhari mistakenly give you?

Gubernatorial or senatorial?

Sorry, can Amaechi remind me of the name of the chairman of the governors forum that sued the FG during Jonathan's tenure on the sharing of the excess crude account?

A thief who succeeded in forcing the FG in sharing the excess crude account money amongst state government, only for him to loot the money and used some to campaign for buhari APC; is here talking rubbish!

tsinzu:
Wrong, that is your fellow zombie. She has been in severe pains since Buhari handed over the APC presidential flag to Great Ogboru

It seems buhari mistakenly gave that guy a senatorial flag in one of their rallies!

Then,.....the guy come register for nairaland with a moniker of senatordave!

tayebest:
Pained wailers you shall know them when dem dey rant



4+4 is assured, no going back!

Sai Baba

E be like buhari don raise this one hand mistakenly for one of their rallies!

Which office him give you?

Gubernatorial or Senatorial?

Abfinest007:
the number that vote for buhari come 16 February is the numbers of men men we have in Nigeria in other words the numbers of mad men we have in Nigeria is proportional to the numbers that will vote for buhari

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Abfinest007:
the number that vote for buhari come 16 February is the numbers of men men we have in Nigeria in other words the numbers of mad men we have in Nigeria is proportional to the numbers that will vote for buhari

Resolving the above word problem mathematically, we have thus:


MM o< BC

Removing the proportionality sign gives

MM = ZxBC

Where,

MM = Mad men
BC = Buhari candidacy
Z = Zombie (a constant of proportionality)

Born2Breed:
Okorocha and Uzodinma right now...

Wow,....this one na baby Oshiomole o!

vaxx:
Do you want them to be wasteful. one of the best ranking university globally is not even up to my secondary school.california institute of technology.in size and space

And how is California Institute of Technology a Secondary School?

drlateef:
From all these grammar, the most important message I take home is that they did not mention Buhari and Osinbajo asset declaration because they know these are incorruptible leaders. This is most important message because where a leader has integrity he will do the right thing most times. Atiku and Obj have no integrity and they should exhume their own declaration forms too. It's a can of worms. Let this exposure continue until Nigeria is completely ridden of corrupt politicians. As for me, Buhari is the man to beat among all politicians presently alive in Nigeria when it comes to integrity.

You might want to shove that down your ass!

Integrity my foot! They are all birds of a feather!

sarrki:
Whatever

4+4

= Zombie

olaolulazio:
PMB is my choice.... I've decided!

That's Baba Morata you mean!

nwanyionitsha:
Surprisingly most of them aren't travelling to vote even here in Abuja. Maybe they have a plan.
I spoke to some of those northerners i buy things from. I told them that if buhari wins, they have lost a customer, that was when one of them said be isn't voting this year cause he registered in Yobe and isn't travelling but i now believe there is more to it. Although he asked me to give him tshirts and voters'card that he will vote whoever i ask him to. The newspaper man says he will vote but for the highest bidder, i advised him not to sell his vote.
I am talking to them one after the other. Tomorrow is my suya man.

Ahah,..........that one is right here on Nairaland!

Oya where (MGFRN) dey?

Your attention is needed asap!

fk001:
Who cares




Even a five year old kid knows that Nigeria is better under Buhari's administration

And if that five year old kid happens to be your child, then i'm afraid you've infested that innocent kid with zombism!

Asked why the Federal Government was quick to act on the order of the CCT but neglected judgements on the detained former National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki(retd.), the minister said he was not conversant with the case.



Lie Mohammed was running his mouth as usual, dishing out lies to buttress their fake corruption fight against the CJN!

But when he was asked the highlighted question above,....he simply said he wasn't conversant with Dansuki's trial!



What a monumental lie of gargantuan proportion!

Drsmith01:
Bet me, he'll score more goals in Spain than Higuain in England

Of course,....all strikers in Spain score goals for fun!


Ask Iago Aspas.

That man be disgracing the exalted office of the VP like kilode!


A VP (Prof, SAN) suddenly becomes a market crier for a waec-less almajiri?