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IamD18:
Nne, complete your story, what later happened?

I told him he I don't do such and blocked him. Who has time for trivialities? Not me.

femi4:
Soap queen, your lips might be one of the reasons

Okay Sir. I'd make sure I cut them off. Thank you.

Pride and Ego

IamD18:
He's a chronic masturbator.

I'll advice you to get him a female friend, so that he'll start comporting and pretending to be sensible whenever he's with the lady.

He has lost focused.

Somebody give this guy 30bottles of kparaga.

Nazaretha1:
Baby boo boo, let's hook up now. Where do you reside in Delta? I stay in ekpan, shagoulo, refinery axis.

Okay, Son. Take your milk and hit the sack. It's way past your bedtime.

Good night.

Even if you employ yourself. It wouldn't stop. Maybe the twitter user has forgotten that sometimes, the same men will patronize your business and still want to misbehave.

Somebody contacted me that he wants to buy soaps. From there, he started bringing up "we might grow to become fond of each other". I warned him once, twice and then blocked him.

The God that parted the Red Sea for Moses and the Israelites will create a path for us all in this mad, sad, bad world. Amen.

Deltayankeeboi:
lol. seriously are you an igbo girl. i love the way you take things easy, nice and slow. you are so cool. i swear your maturity is wow like top of the class. there are only few ladies like you i have seen here on nl. I wish girls can know that been cocky does not boost their rep the way they think it does. nothing attracts a guy more than a friendly, nice and soft spoken lady. i love your kind of person for real.

Awww! Thank you! I'm stubborn as hell o! My offline persona is batsh*t cray-cray. Well, I stand up for my sisters here but I respect men alot too. I am proudly Deltan, not Igbo!

Thanks all the same. Much appreciated.

Eko Oni Baje

Deltayankeeboi:
i love soapqueen because i have a big dick. big dick makes thick thighs squirt so hard.
#teambigdicks

You are so on your own.

Julia345:
infact.....they are so so emotional, my mom said ever since I left, my dog wl lie in front of my room asif he wants to die, that they now open d door just to c what he'll do,my mom said dat nite, he was seen on my bed, fast asleep....his head on my pillow n all, she said she felt like crying, since then, they dint close my door, he's been slpng there since Feb.,God, I dnt just wanna think of him anymore

Please, please . I don't want to start crying this night.

It is well.

Julia345:
God....dis is emotional. Wen i was leaving d country, told my mom, if Pappy dies, dnt tell me oh, just keep saying he's fine, he's fine. My mom laughed,sincerely dnt know which to prefer, whether to c him die in my presence or now dat I'm not home... So hard to admit

My dear, we buy cartons of mini-me chin chin for them. I look at their pictures alot. All my passwords are their names. Dogs have a way of warming their way into your heart. They act so understanding sometimes. Very loyal beings. I saw this Mark Welberg's movie and his dog was killed, na so I begin cry..

Please, who doesn't want my wahala should not quote me to cuss us, dog-lovers .

I love Uriel!
Thick thighs save lives. #teamthickthighs.

Ishilove:
Well, at least he looks like he is dying. He is now emaciated and all his favourite food is being rejecteted.

He has lost all his teeth and only eats soft food. He is even rejecting fish and ordinary soup. The poor thing is perpetually hungry but when we give him food, it is the lizards in the compound and neighbourhoods birds that it (you should see how fat those lizards are now).

Can anyone suggest what to feed a sixteen year old dog who seems to have lost his taste for food? Please, it hurts so much watching him waste away. Yesterday he was staggering around like a drunk because of hunger. We had to feed him left over meat pie and gala before he could get himself.

Please, suggest something.

*sob*



PS- My dog's name is Ruggedman, so no one should go and harass the rapper with 'get well soon' messages.

As a Cynophilist like you, I understand your pain. I pray for my dogs everyday and they are my best friends.

Sadly, I think your dog is of age. See a vet, but be prepared, it might be time to say goodbye.

I am almost crying.
Much love to your dog.

N. B

I'm not sure if he has Parvo virus, that's for puppies. Did he mate recently? My bullmastif fell seriously ill when he mated with a b**ch. She gave him an infection and he wouldn't eat for days.

Randy91:
yea...hide it well!...

nt all men are scum!

There are still PLENTY good men out there!

but you d problem swthrt?... #not finding true luv made d few that r scum to b...

I am still trying to look for where I where I called all men "scum". I said what I said from past experience. I have a loving and caring man now. Don't ever call me a "problem ". I haven't insulted you, so don't even go there with me.

Randy91:
Dem don digger this one heart oooo...
Hanty #hide ur face

I hide my face. Lol

Katier00:
we need to wake up and see that all these things are man made laws, you think it is working because fear. The mind is the most powerful tool in the world. Out of fear that belief will start working against you. What happen to the cheating husband? Nothing because we believe it is the mans' world and they are untouchable

My dear, no need for long talk. Kindly try it, let's see how it goes.

Katier00:
does this include doctors?

Are doctors not humans?

Okay, I'd call future hubby "Papa Bonboy"

MistaBabz:
You are already prettier now, whatelse do you need?
Anyway I want to patronize your soap

Really? Thank you!
I look forward to your patronage. Kindly shoot me a PM.

That's how you guys lie. Empty promises up and down. Plenty talk no dey full basket.

nijaomegacode:
Pls guys help me with your opinion. There is this church member of mine that we don't talk. We never talked! Yesterday, I just got attracted to her somehow. I really can't say how. So I called her n started a conversation. She moved close to me like she's expecting me to talk to her and responded nicely. I ended the conversation n she left. I felt I should move things forward a bit, so I went to her house to borrow a textbook (which I don't need). She went inside and bring it to me at once. Instead of her to just hand over the textbook, she started telling me about the book as if the name wasn't written on it. She said "its new general mathematics o...(that's the book I asked for so why telling me? - my thought sha o)
I returned the book this morning n she was happy to see me. Fast toward to tonight. I wanted to spend time with her so I went to her house n asked her to escort me to buy something (it was around 8:30pm). She looked straight at me for a while, then she said " let me ask my mom first " 'Okay' I replied. She went inside for about 5minutes. Then her mom came out alone and said "Joy is busy, she is doing something for me" That's how I left the house after saying Okay goodnight to the mom.
My questions are these; Did the girl use her mom to chase me off or is it the mom who don't want me around her daughter? What should I do pls? (she's 18)

At age 26, you are still reading New General Mathematics? Love nwantintin. Old school love. Na you o.

Yokozuna!

Eya. Hustle must pay.

Danty37:
you mean accidentally.. that means the woman can't be in a public gathering with crowds.. Just saying oo... But I'm believe deliberate act would have been better said than accidentally..

......

imagrg:
Thanks. But, I wish to get cannabis oil first.
Any in Nigeria?

Cannabidiol is not cannabis oil.

Katier00:
I don't believe that was what killed the man. With the high rate of infidelity in our society, 70% of our men for don die. Anyway Rip

In Delta State, yes. Especially the Urhobos Even if another man accidentally touches any part of your body as a married woman and you do not tell your husband, it will have deleterious effects on the husband and the kids.

Na so we see am.

UDUJ:
Here are some steps to take to get over your ex finally:

First of all:

Understand that breakups happen. You're not alone. A lot of people break up everyday, and the pain that comes is NEVER easy.
In fact, most of your relationships are going to end in breakups till you finally find the one you’re meant to be with.
It's a learning experience you have to learn sadly, but I want to let you know that you CAN get through this.
Very likely, though there are things to be improved upon, your breakup isn’t a reflection on you. Very likely, it has more to do with your ex than you.
All the breakups I have seen so far, I find, always have unhappiness leading to them.

Second:

Look at your feet. It's silly, but tell yourself you are still walking and breathing. Tell yourself that you are still alive right now, and losing your (supposed) other half isn't going to kill you.
You can get through this.

Third:

You need to numb your self for this. Be a robot and do this automatically. Push your feelings aside for a while.

Ready?



Cut off ALL contact.
Checklist (block and delete):
Email
Facebook
Twitter
Instagram
Any other social media
Phone number
Whatsapp
Any physical item that reminds you of your ex, throw away or put into a box to put somewhere you won't look at for a long time

Harden your heart. THROW away anything that you don't want to keep and that hurts you.
Again, cut off ALL contact. Don't do the "let's be friends" thing. Third time: Cut off all contact.

Forth:

Allow yourself to grieve. Listen to sad songs, cry it out. Talk it out over and over again with close friends and family. Ask them to be there for you while you pull yourself together.
Tell your friends/family that you don't have the energy to call them, and you would appreciate if they checked in on you every few days. Believe me, the worst thing people can do is say "let me know if you need anything" at this period, even if they mean well.
Because at this time when you're feeling vulnerable, you can't quite stand the guilt of being a burden to people, nor do you have the energy to call anyone. So if your friends really want to help you, ask them to call you.

Fifth:
Happiness comes from within. What you are missing now, give it right back to yourself.
Feeling lonely? Hang out with friends.
Feeling sad and bored? Cheer yourself up by doing the things you absolutely love to do, that doesn't involve her.
The key is to feel independent and happy without her.

Sixth:
Now's a good time to get a support group. You can find some on Facebook or the internet.
Your friends are not going to like you being upset for long. Best that you join a support group who knows exactly how you are feeling as soon as you can.

Seventh:

The truth is, it really is not time, but ACTION, that truly determines how fast and well you will heal.
You can get over a 2-year relationship in a month, and a 4-year relationship in 2 days.
It is possible. You just need to believe that it is possible.

All the very best to you, and please be gentle with yourself!

Are you a Carpenter? You hit the nail on the head. First thing I do is to delete numbers ( it's safer not to memorize numbers, lol).

zerro:
blame myself for this, never pland 2 fall in love with any lady, but she was quiet convincing, wit no signs, all hapnd al of a sudden

Lol. It happens. Sorry! Take heart. Some people are just pretenders.


You will be fine.

Cannicus:
Is that why you are Queen of Soap?
All your boyfriends have to make do with soap?

Nice try, Very boring.

Safiaa:
Very much worth it. Keep riding on sis!

Thanks Queen, Happy Belated Birthday!

Me too. The celibacy thingy is sometimes hard but it is very worth it. Jesus Wives!

This issue has been over flogged, abeg! If you don't want to get married, please don't.