Shalommy:
This her dress no fit her at all. Congrats to her. Chaii

She looks very good. And she has a nice stature.

descarado:
Pineapple curry with loads of milk.
Would have used fresh coconut cream but the coconut was werey.

WOW! I've never seen or heard of this...

sheycrown:
What's happening today, shey today na rice Sunday ni? Been seeing lots of rice post on this street today

Sweet fluffy yummy Moi moi and pap is on the menu here in Madagascar

Sis, how did you get your moi-moi to achieve this consistency

Juliearth:
Sunday Rice is ready.

Coconut fried rice and chicken ready to go down. Op, please grab a spoon.

WOOOOW!!!

blaquebelle:
Sexual smells?

Yes. It's called "Budussy"

Nyascobar1414:
Love.. I cant love oo.

My feelings for a girl doesn't exceed 3days.. If I see you frequently.. Feelings gonna fade..


I'm just cold..

Hope I change someday.

"He cums more when I see him less" - Cardi B..

Mynd44:
This is how much if my ancestors son I am.

I am making stew and boiling the poultry (Turkey/chicken) in ata rodo first

The broth/meat stock would taste very nice.

Proudlynaija:
See how bone marrow concoction rice looks like.

Wow! Where did you get the bone marrow? It's been ages since I tasted it.

Wow. I miss my grandma so much now.

Your food looks good.

Ulunne777:
My kids will not tell me what they want to eat.Make up your minds and tell me one thing and that is for days I can't seem to remember what to cook.There's a time table.
When you live alone or marry you can do that with your wives not me.Nobody will add o.oo oo oo1% stress ontop the stress i have being a Nigerian.
If I give you food and you don't like it,I assume you are not hungry and take it back immediately.By the time hunger wires you,you will locate the rejected food.
I will not enable that nonsense around me.Thankfully they cooperate

The only unforeseen expenses we run is fruits and occasionally bread.All others are restocked monthly.

I love this. Na weytin I give my pikin, he/she go chop. Lol.

Nice one.

Ibechris2:
Buy in bulk and spend less.

Let me explain to u,I have bought things that i would use in my house till July ending.

Take the pain and buy them in bulk and u are sure to spend less honestly.

That amount is big,is also small depending on the number of children u have.

Exactly. This is what I do.

I buy every single thing in bulk - even petrol to run my generator. Although I can't tell for the married folks because I'm single. God is their strength.

Emi Lokan's Dikkk, Ego, and Shoulders getting deflated in Bourdillon this moment.

Someone's peeing his pants as we type this!

God is not Man!

Subsidywise20:


Indeed.

I always see this in the Nigerian opposition...they don't mobilize, mobilize.

Anyway, even though I don;t support Obi, I still wish his party woke up and started doing some hard work....APC and PDP MUST GO. And it takes more than just internet to do it.

Exactly! It's not about attacking people online for stating the obvious!!

Subsidywise20:


If you want that dream to come true...go out and mobilize voters. That is all I am saying...and you are acting like I am saying Obi would lose.

Honestly it is just a simple message I am telling you Obi supporters...your party is not doing well, and you have to wake up and remedy the fact right now.

Ignore them and let them allow sentiments and social media smokescreens affect them.

I'm a Peter Obi supporter and this is an eye opener. It's time to strategize!!

BigSarah:


Muslims will arise and defend their faith , this is a golden opportunity to fulfill the Koran, and uplift Islam in Nigeria .

I don't see Tinubu loosing if they milk this Islam thing well

And you think Christians will keep quiet? Okay

Jesse25:
A petition to Ban Reno Omokri from twitter petition at change.org hit 12k signature


https://twitter.com/Owenjesse8/status/1545168072163659776?t=xUTVjnUWWOd5mJjpC3HTdQ&s=19
Petition link

https://www.change.org/p/ban-reno-omokri-from-twitter-just-like-trump-was-banned?recruiter=1157379600&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=psf_combo_share_initial&recruited_by_id=e415aa30-0fe3-11eb-a5da-3d07491e6160&share_bandit_exp=initial-33868228-en-GB

Segalink know why he kept silent for some time now youths are not smiling

Signed.

cococandy:




I just marinated my chicken as usual. You can use any seasoning of your choice. I’ve made it a few times and seasoned the chicken differently each time and it was always good.

This time I used tiny tiny salt, pepper, paprika, ginger and garlic paste, chicken powder seasoning from the store (has rosemary and other herbs in it) you can use any poultry seasoning you find in your store and then rub into the chicken with olive oil.

Then air fry for 15 mins. Remove from air fryer and coat it with honey bbq sauce, Trader Joe’s honey sauce and sprinkle sesame seeds on it. Then air fry for another 10mins.

This one below I didn’t sprinkle sesame seed and it was a bit different but it was great too. So I’d say don’t skip the sesame seeds, honey bbq sauce and Trader Joe’s sauce. Everything else is negotiable.

Go lightly on the sauces too because they have sugar in them

You're a very great cook. Welldone

Akposy:
Creamy Warri styled coconut rice served with coconut chicken curry sauce, dodo and stewed mackerel.

Happy Sunday.

...the Kamo rice is sweet, easy to cook, stone free and made in 9ja! I enjoyed it

Start a food vlog on IG please.

JBriel:



Ogbome. Sha take it easy

You too, love. Calm down with the defense.

jelel6:


You say this with so much authority that I had to check to see whether I'm Aquarius . Turns out I am indeed. But common, you can't possibly and wholly believe this zodiac myths do you?

I share in the OP's desire for solitude and control but I think the poster is quite extreme about the way he handles it. It really is a self-centered and selfish move on his part. Totally unprovoked and unjustifiable since he's not claiming his wife has a role in his decision.

Lol. Don't mind me. Truth is they aren't bad. I never used to believe this Zodiac signs but when I encountered Aquarius people and my own sign, I was like wtf??

JBriel:




Hahaha. Now I understand.. He isn't who you think he is. He isn't your ex

Na, he can never be. I always repay my debts, trust me *winks*

Op...if you read this...nvm..

JBriel:


I'm sorry but you're wrong. This isn't a bad person

Lol. Okay. I've heard you.

He isn't bad, truly.. he's plain evil.

I hope you read my harsh words @Op and go cry about it.

*Dodges Bathroom slippers*

JBriel:




Lol. Easy. He needs to discover himself and he will do better. He's actually an amazing person and the kind that won't hurt anyone but go about his business privately. With some correctional talks he'll do better


If he reaches out, I can talk with him for a one year period and help him achieve completeness he currently lacks

Abeg make I hear word. I've seen his type before and whenever I remember him, I go dey happy say I dodged the bullet that was a selfish soul.

Amazing person that cannot consider the well-being of his son. I hear you.

MagicBishop:


You are a selfish bastard .

You think marriage and being a father is all about money?

Free that woman and go and live as a recluse in the bush.

Narcistic selfish idiot.

You provably a bottom gay sef.prefers

You took the words out of my mouth. Imagine bringing a child to this world and allowing his wife to deal with his demonic acts. The crazy thing is that he'd cry foul if his wife steps out on him.

I know his type, selfish, hypocritical, and wicked.

JBriel:



He isn't selfish. Instead he is a jello within. He isn't cold hearted either, he just wants his space and do live there unperturbed.

If he wasn't selfish, he wouldn't have married to please his parents. Speaking of parents, I'm wondering why he's denying his child of complete fatherly love. It's only a cold-blooded person who wouldn't want to compromise. To hell with him.

JBriel:



Let me guess.


You were a good science student. Infact an exceptional one


Your birth month is around September



Your soul is wrapped up and you need to unwrap. Yes, it may not be trauma induced and it may be how you're created. One must give room for this ideology.


One thing is certain like I said above, every human behavior can be unlearned. New habits can be developed. With this mindset, who and what is stopping you?

I'm not sure. It's Aquarius men that possess this sort of selfish, cold-hearted, and mean blooded traits...

rickpat:
you have to start learning how to get used to her around you...money is not everything...the woman and your child has other needs.. emotional support,mental support,love and care...

bro I will be very honest to you,you are very very selfish...yes,you ain't ready to marry but you did so as an only son...so,you see,you are there(married) and according to you..you love and appreciate this woman for all she does...so how do you pay her?..with loneliness?..with partial absence from the life of her child?..c'mon bro face reality before you loose a good woman or she loses her patience or she turns into a monster you can't tame...

spend time with them...FIND THINGS YOU AND THEM CAN DO TOGETHER (games, movies etc)..go on a little vacation with them,where you will not think or respond to work or any of those stuffs you prefer to do when you are alone,I think that's a great way to start getting used to them....

I wish you the best,please bro don't destroy your family... there's a limit to the patience of your wife...good luck

I'm so shell-shocked. Wow.

BorderlessTrade:
I personally think online importation is better than crypto investment. Because I've done both!

What you are about to read is way bigger than the title. If you make good use of this free knowledge, you should make a lot of money out of it.

This is a new online community that aims to lift as many Nigerians as possible out of poverty regardless of their religious, cultural, or social background. It will be the best humanitarian community on Nairaland.

Nairaland may not take kindly to some of the things we want to share in this community, so those who want to derive the maximum benefit will have to join our Facebook group.

Here’s a rough list of the main beneficiaries of this community.

Anyone who spends online in foreign currency
Online importers both experienced and newbies
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I’m only an expert in online importation. That’s the course I’m offering for free, which includes the “financial manipulation package” that probably lured you to this post. However, I’m sure there are many Nigerian gurus in the fields mentioned above, and we will try to gather them in one place.

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Chopcy29:
Come to my house and pack all my pollo not minding if I have money at hand to buy another one. Although I was not in love with her and never been with any girl. Just have to ghost her

Too funny.

Pakwel:

Lol. I was talking about girls fucking dogs. She got this cute dog,So my mind no ever rest. After I talk she come say. Her friends dey allow dog lick them pussy.. omoh .I start dey see my once beautiful girlfriend as one of her friends . Show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are.. So I leave her

Jesus christ of Nazareth!

VladimirPutiin:


Tell me this is a joke

Loooool

Eileene:
For a young guy in his late twenties he was just too desperate for marriage. He even breaks down whenever someone close to him welcomes a newborn..someone who is still finding his feet.

Ewo. Hahahaha.

novia22:
Baba was just too dirty. I tried...The Lord knows I did. Plus he wanted us to date forever.
I would come for weekends and meet piles of plates stinking, some had maggots in them to tell you how long they have been there, dirty bathroom, dirty clothes etc.
At some point I felt he left them like that on purpose cos he knew I would come around to visit with my Semi OCD behaviour. We were both doing well and could settle down but whenever I bring up the topic, Oga would always promise next year.
I don't waste time in love matters ooo but I gave this nigga 2years...still nothing. I withdrew, stopped coming around, Baba started f**king a rich colleague and told me she was better and would give him a brighter future.
I was hurt but Karma Toh Nice!!! Chick gave him STD, and left the country. Baba called to confess, apologise and ask for a rematch thinking his hold on me still worked.
Told him while he was hitting her hard, I met someone and we were getting married in a week's time.
As at today, Baba is single. I don't know if his cleaning habit changed, don't care....but he still tells anyone he knows his biggest regret was breaking up with me...
Like I said, I don't care!

Wow! Good girl..