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Chai!! See disgrace! The ripple effect of their actions will hurt so many people, two different families and many relations, all because of "Conji"

I don talk am before, Imo state people nor sabi handle 'thief', see as the boys dem still fresh, una nor see wetin Benue people do "woman" way dem say nah "419" ooo Ps-Jungle justice is not the 'right' way but whatever is worth doing is worth doing "well"

SultanOfBrunei:
lol!! come to think of it, if there is a place of perfection for them, i mean if a their savior is really coming down from the sky to take these people to a paradise in the sky, why are they building mansions here on earth, why are they expanding there enterprise here, building institutions, buying big shares in companies, acquiring rolls royce, jets, etc.
are these people really acting like someone is coming very very soon to take them??
all na wash!
unemployed dudes who still eat from mama's kitchen will just wake up and start telling people 24 ways to be successful.

You my friend!!! Deserve a very 'cold' beer!!! (religious people be like thses two guys will BURN!!! )

My ex-girlfriend and i were coming back from an event one night and we decided to get kinky, so we drove into an empty street, parked in the middle of a big land and got really naughty in the car. Two weeks later i was driving pass that area and i noticed the spot we used for or "kinky" adventure was actually a camp ground of a popular church, may God have mercy on our souls

hahahahahahahaha! I always find if very funny that people think there is a particular set of rules to be followed for success I always pity people that buy 'inspirational/success' books, you are making someone else "rich" in your quest for wealth. How can somebody in their right mind think you can become a "billonaire" by buying a #500 naira book . For crying out loud if there were secrets on how to become succesful, the price will definitely be more than #500 and nobody will tell you for free. Its the same way i dont trust "religious" people that come to preach to me about "heaven", if all they say is true about this place, why will you tell me? What is the catch? My neighbor that wont tell me where he buys fuel at "official price" comes almost every sunday and starts telling about a place of "perfection" and how to get there ........

i dont understand why somebodys "wife" will be displaying pictures like this to the public, to what end? What is she selling?

mhizAnnie:
Op naso u stingy?

My brother in this era everybody 'stingy'!

mhizAnnie:
Op those Edo people u have offended are here for u...lol JK

I just showed the picture to someone and she said the birds are edible

Thank u ooo! Nah to put enough gulder 4 fridge, tomorrow morning nah hunting and afternoon nah bbq, i 4 invite u come chop but u sound like someone with a huge appetite...

dacovajnr:
They're Wild ducks

Edible?

Am sure the track playing in the governors head is "this isnt goodbye......" . Most people will disagree but if you ask me, i will score Mimikos tenure as a 'pass'. I was in Ondo last year and i was impressed, at least by Nigerian standard"........

I can imagine how the goats will be gossiping them.......

Black goat-----oh boy why dis people throw way dirty 4 road nah?

White goat---oh boy dem dem say der governor nor pay them oooo

Black goat---- na why dem behave like 'goat' scatter everywhere?

White goat---- you don see am fininish nah............ (Na joke ooooo)!

Sorry to deviate but that lady in the middle in the second picture can 'come and' monitor my 'election' any day any time ! This Edo election go hot ooooo!

Nowadays no need to pay dstv subscription again, free drama everywhere.........

As a typical Nigerian i will reply with question, "which phone is your father using"?! Ps- Thank the gods you said "babe" because they are 'expendable"

Hahahaha! Guilty!! I am very stupid because i belong to that school of thought

I saw this bird in my compound last week and didnt pay attention to it, two days later i saw about four of the same bird in my backyard, it is about the size of a medium chicken but flies very well like an eagle, it doesnt scare easily and it makes strange noises, after my investigation i discovered there is a large population of this bird in the empty land right next to my compound. My colleague said its a 'duck' but i doubt it because of the size and the area where it has made its home is 'absolutely' dry. The question is should i call the fummigation guys, a pastor or buy "peppersoup things"??

iomoge2:
Guilty of

Kikikikik

Eating your 'heavenly reward' on earth.........

Everyday i keep telling myself that i will not come to this section again, you people are "evil" here CHAI!!! HABA!!!

iomoge2:
Dinner

This is 'wickedness"!! Cha!!! How can someone eat this type of food and not feel guilty

EH YAH!! love is such a beautiful thing"(so i have heard )

why she come dey blush like househelp way oga dey toast?

Fine boy! Why he come resemble half caste? This Kcees marital status way dem nor dey know, one day he is married, the next day he isnt.........

rokiatu:
You think girls care about fine boys? Those days are gone. Check your calander what Year is it? 2016? We are not in 1990 anymore. We not go chop fine. Women look for stability, care, confidence, and independence in a man.

So you will like this my uncle, he is stable, caring, very confident, and independent

Conji nor dey respect 'class'....

scarface04:
you can lie eh

You "cant" lie ehhh!!

franciskaine:
thank God say dem no use u do juju

You fit use juju do juju??

Awwwww lovely pics! The way she is looking @ him in the first pic tho like "See you!! You have entered!!! You are not going anywhere!!""

chai people dey scam sha! Before u go fit scam person like me, u go first pay 'scamming fee' of at least 3 bottles of 'cold gulder' and 1 plate of catfish peppersoup Na so some guys wan scam me that year, the deal looked so legit, the only mistake they made was the account number picture error(those who know go understand). Everyday na him dem dey come use Range Rover pick me go hotel for meeting, na so i dey drink free beer dey go with peppersoup, when dem notice say nah me don dey enter dem, nobody tell dem b4 dem delete my number! YOU CANNOT FOOL AN OLD FOOL!!!

Sopooonaaaaaa ooooo! Benue people!!! Somebody cannot play with u guys ooooo!!! See fatality!!! Dem don beat the 'fe' commot turn her to "male"!!

prettyslimme:
true talk. I also do not fancy Yoruba dish. I prefer igbo soup too xpeciallly d easy dey make dir egusi soup. am married to a Yoruba and am Yoruba but I hardly cook our own native soup, I will still go for igbo soup ova and over again.

Your husband is a lucky man best of both worlds....

so make he stay because him nah Superman? Na so when dem come rob my guy last three months around 11pm for night leave 12.30, dem find the security man tire after the thieves don go, na around 9am the next morning d guy come out from ceiling.........