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Hmmmmm

This ref learnt his trade from the Real Madrid - Juventus ref!

I've not had an orgasm ever since

Every nonsense ends up on Nairaland front page. Some mods need flooging

Please what gift will you send to her?

You just spoilt my day that was going very well after a heavenly twosome

All in a bid to open a spare parts shop at Upper Iweka to impress all the Igbo runz girls in the Coal City

Tufiakwa!!!

Awwwwwwww........This is so sweet

Well I'm still available Oga Don Jazzy!

The last f*ck we had still dey my body my stallion!!!

Hmmmmmmmm.......I didn't want to voice my opinion but I think this DNA twins are only as talented as Efe

These ones can never fill in the void created by my lovely Psquare

Don Jazzy may have made a mistake.

Please somebody tell Angel to remove his fake BYC singlet

Criis:
I think I'm quitting the internet for a while

Oga, you are going nowhere. We will all die here together!

Is this relationship still worth it?!

See what I got for telling the idio$t the supposed good news.......Thunder Fire You!

So my beloved Nairaland has been reduced to this level?!

Seun, Lala and my other boyfriend MOD please save this forum from rubbish posts

Ohhhh. This is why some people refuse to graduate early so they don't get killed!

What am I even saying?

Selfishness is when while single you keep peoples husbands away from their wives with your p*ussy hole!

Karma is when someone does the same to you 7years later

Oga but why always you?!

I only came to check names

Emabinu!

I will NOT comment on this thread

Please tell me more!


I promise to give you a 1 night stand!

To fu*ck this boy just dey hungry me

At least I will also be a celebrity

I heard he's still a virgin and has no girl friend?!

I don't even know what to comment sef

To think that this one has not fu*cked since his incarceration is just unimaginable

I weep for Nigeria!

I pray they also break up with their wives so I can claim my dear Peter for myself

I learnt he has a BIG cassava

This is how they invite kidnappers and Boko Haram deserters into their homes

Mtcheeew, I will pass for this one!

Hian!

This Mercy Johnson with this kinda hips?!

Only doggy will be allowed in the other room

I don't think I like it

The girl will grow too fat after 1 child

After all the media baby bump publicity

Social media witches have eaten the baby

Iddiots! E no go better for una, winch!!!

Too much of watching Game of Thrones

The white walkers are coming after YOU

.....for the night is dark and full of terrors!

KELVINXY:
Help me ask am abeg

In her defense
The radiographer is a female too

I went to pick up my patient's x-ray report

Don't blame me i'm a Nurse

#nightnurse

For those wicked babes proving difficult to get; when it's a YES please don't say NO to him or intentionally wear tight jeans that may prove too difficult to remove in the heat of the moment - Save our guys from blue balls.

If she takes you to 'Hard Rock Cafe' and fails to buy you a cocktail to cool-off after the climb and you get the blue balls - then worry no more - simply call her a bit*ch grab your 'vaseline' and jerk-off

CURE FOR 'BLUE BALLS'

Epididymal hypertension or "blue balls" refers to the testicular aching that occurs when a male is sexually aroused for a prolonged period of time, and the blood in his genitals is not dissipated because he does not orgasm. The reason this condition is termed “blue balls” is because the scrotum may turn a bluish hue from the accumulation of deoxygenated blood in the testicles. Oxygen-rich blood is bright red while oxygen-poor blood is dark red.

When blood remains in the genitals because of prolonged sexual arousal, it does not circulate back to the heart and lungs and its dark appearance contributes to the bluish hue of the scrotum.

Epididymal hypertension does not usually last for very long, and the pain associated with it is often minor. Some men grow frustrated when they are sexually aroused but do not achieve orgasm. This frustration and failure to ejaculate can add psychological stress to physical discomfort and exacerbate his discomfort.

The simplest remedy for blue balls is orgasm and ejaculation. Masturbation is often the most viable way to achieve orgasm, especially if one's partner is not ready for intercourse. The testicular pain will dissipate slowly after orgasm, and a single orgasm should be sufficient to relieve the tension. Without orgasm, the tension will slowly relieve itself as the individual becomes less aroused.

If a man continues to experience significant or persistent pain, we recommend that they visit their doctor. 

http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/how-can-i-relieve-blue-balls

Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

This after undressing the poor guy's wife in public?!

I'm not surprised, that's usually one of the after effects of Osogbo Weed

Even good morning might sound like an insult!

I just pity the joysticks of these poor IPOD youths

Some will definitely go home with different worms chilling in their dicks

I just taya for our soldiers sef?!