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CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Reacts To Army Invasion Of Nnamdi Kanu's Home In Umuahia by softwerk(f): 6:35pm On Sep 13, 2017
Who is Charley Boy huh........In Gifty's voice
CrimeRe: Driver Absconds With Company's Vehicle And Money In Rivers State. Photo by softwerk(f): 6:09pm On Sep 13, 2017
press005:
hmmmmmm, wat if d guy finally comes bk nd narrate his own story, d way d boss concluded shaaa, ........it can even be a kidnap......

also d boss might still be right duo.
What is this one even saying sef?
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Flaunts Tattoo Of His Wife’s Lips Inked Close To His Groin by softwerk(f): 8:22pm On Sep 11, 2017
I don't even know what to comment sef sad
PoliticsRe: Elderly Man Lies On The Floor To Greet Yahaya Bello's Chief Of Staff by softwerk(f): 8:18pm On Sep 11, 2017
This is why young men die young cry
EducationRe: Nwankwo Florence Ngozi, University Of Jos Overall Best Graduating Student (Pics) by softwerk(f): 8:16pm On Sep 11, 2017
All those girls forming slay queens on nairaland, twitter, Instagram, FB and snapchat just to sell their kpof-kpof sad

You see una life?! cry

Come and see the real queen of slayers!
FamilyRe: Couple Compare Their 'Then & Now' Photos As They Mark 25th Wedding Anniversary by softwerk(f): 8:06pm On Sep 11, 2017
shocked

The woman looks much more younger than she was 25years ago grin

Only high quality sperm can do this miracle for a woman kiss tongue

For all those nairaland boys that only know how to send PMs.............Let me not talk!
CelebritiesRe: Why I Want To Have Sex With Mayweather - Maheeda by softwerk(f): 6:14pm On Sep 10, 2017
Go girl tongue

Your property is your property!!!

Na you get your toto afterall grin
CrimeRe: HIV Positive Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Rivers State (Photos) by softwerk(f): 6:08pm On Sep 10, 2017
Tufiakwa!!!

Why commit suicide when you can volunteer your body parts for money rituals to make your family 'unfriend' poverty forever huh
CelebritiesRe: The Man Afia Schwarzenegger Was Caught In Bed With (Photos) by softwerk(f): 5:45pm On Sep 10, 2017
petkoffdrake2:
Hmmm.... Am 24 sef, I can get u preggy.....
Hmmmmm?! huh

I'm even sure you're still a virgin?!
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Simi’s Album Launch Concert by softwerk(f): 5:43pm On Sep 10, 2017
Very poor dress sense angry

Mtcheeewww!
CelebritiesRe: The Man Afia Schwarzenegger Was Caught In Bed With (Photos) by softwerk(f): 5:35pm On Sep 10, 2017
petkoffdrake2:
Pls ma, what's kente?
Kente can be defined as a traditional Ghanaian piece of clothing worn as a body wrapper during special occasions grin

In this instance however of a 'special occasion', the man in the picture is using a piece of Kente to cover his di*ck grin

Hope you are above 18years dude.......?!

IamKashyBaby come see Q&A grin
CelebritiesRe: The Man Afia Schwarzenegger Was Caught In Bed With (Photos) by softwerk(f): 9:02pm On Sep 09, 2017
Wow kiss

I can still see the guys erection even from behind the kente grin tongue

Blue balls fall on you grin
RomanceI Love Sex In A Well Lite Room....Dark Room?! No Deal, I Want To See It (Photo) by softwerk(op): 10:59pm On Sep 05, 2017
I don't know if it's just me but I do not like to put off the lights before having sex grin

I enjoy banging in a properly lite room so I can see the whole action without imagining any moment grin

Let me see the rock-hard cassava for what it is and let me observe each thrust of the di*ck as it is enveloped by the wet and dripping pink lips of my deep p*ussy hole kiss grin tongue

I also love it when he sweats on me like a he goat while pounding the vay jay jay tirelessly grin kiss

Nairaland GeneralRe: Check Out The Huge Long Snake Killed In My New Church Cathedral by softwerk(f): 8:50pm On Sep 02, 2017
The last time I saw this kind of snake was in Glamour Girls grin
CrimeRe: Imo Market Tragedy: Senator Grants Scholarship To Victim's Sister [PHOTOS] by softwerk(f): 8:28pm On Sep 02, 2017
Medicine after death angry

I can assure you that policeman has not physically seen his di*ck for the past 8years grin
RomanceRe: WORLD SMALLEST Woman Gets Married. by softwerk(f): 8:25pm On Sep 02, 2017
Hope this man's pen*is doesn't come out through her mouth one day grin

Happy married life jor grin

I'm not God so I won't judge your union!
RomanceRe: xxccccc by softwerk(f): 8:09pm On Sep 02, 2017
Farts on thread (twice) grin
TravelRe: Car Somersaults On Third Mainland Bridge After Sallah Flexing On The Island.PICS by softwerk(f): 6:08pm On Sep 02, 2017
The way motorists speed on 3rd Mainland bridge you will think they are acting another part of Fast and Furious huh

May Allah console the dead jor!

Afterall they were celebrating Sallah!
CelebritiesRe: Fans Tease Frank Edoho, After He Announced He's No Longer The Host Of WWTBAM by softwerk(f): 5:11pm On Sep 02, 2017
The wife-beater has already made his millions from MTN grin

Maybe they should now try basket mouth for the role grin
CelebritiesRe: Inside 2face & Omotoye's Club Rumors In Ikeja (Photos) by softwerk(f): 5:04pm On Sep 02, 2017
Wow grin

I could have sex in this club kiss
FamilyRe: South African Man Dies In Mistress Cupboard As Her Husband Came Home Unannounced by softwerk(f): 4:02pm On Sep 02, 2017
I hope they allowed him cum before dying grin

Else he will arrive hell with an erect di*ck kiss
CrimeRe: Plantain Thief paraded and Disgraced In Delta State [PHOTOS] by softwerk(f): 3:52pm On Sep 02, 2017
How much is the plantain sef huh

These same people do not realise that Timipre Sylvia has been given back his 48 houses previously seized by the EFCC angry
EducationRe: How Federal Government Can Raise Money Through Bet9ja To Pay ASUU by softwerk(f): 3:22pm On Sep 02, 2017
I don't even know what to comment sef huh
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man And His Thai Wife Arrested For Robbing And Shooting A Russian Woman by softwerk(f): 2:53pm On Sep 02, 2017
I only came to check names grin
RomanceRe: How To Make A Woman Scream In Bed (photos) by softwerk(f): 10:23am On Sep 02, 2017
Bitcoiin:
what about how to make a man scream in bed?
That's the easier one grin

Just master your doggy-froggy position and understand the rudiments of a blow-jobbb!

He will start making promises you know he can never fulfill while he climaxes from behind kiss
PoliticsRe: Governor Nyesom Wike And His Aide Play Table Tennis (photos) by softwerk(f): 2:50pm On Sep 01, 2017
I just farted cool
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress, Fessa Betty Okafor Flaunts Boobs In New Photo by softwerk(f): 2:46pm On Sep 01, 2017
Nothing special about boobs sad

Flaunt the vay-jayjay like Hollywood celebrities and you'll get my comment angry

Anuofia!
CelebritiesRe: This Is Love...man Gets A Large Tattoo Of His Wife's Face On His Back To Mark... by softwerk(f): 2:43pm On Sep 01, 2017
Then when the marriage crashes like they always do you'll use a simple eraser to clean the picture and draw your new wife huh
CelebritiesRe: Lol!! See What These Dogs Were Caught Doing by softwerk(f): 2:39pm On Sep 01, 2017
Konji is a bastard grin

I swear!
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Responds To AY Gucci Bag Post by softwerk(f): 2:32pm On Sep 01, 2017
This guy just reduced AY's rating by 50% cry

I would have loved to date this Hushpuppi guy only he's a homosexual shocked

Really working hard for the new Ifone 8 grin
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Responded To AY, Calling Him Out To Confirm His Gucci Bag by softwerk(f): 2:29pm On Sep 01, 2017
This guy just reduced AY's rating by 50% cry

I would have loved to date this Hushpuppi guy only he's a homosexual shocked

Really working hard for the new Ifone 8 grin
RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Friend Who Has Been Sleeping With Her Man Behind Her Back For Yrs by softwerk(f): 6:37am On Aug 31, 2017
shocked

Sorry my dear!

Maybe you've always been bragging to your girlfriends how good your man is and she decided to give it a try and got hooked on him for 2years grin

Whatever happened to there's love in sharing grin

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