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CrimeRe: Robber Wearing Police Bullet Proof Jacket Arrested In Aba (Photo) by softwerk(f): 5:25pm On Jul 31, 2017
He went to rob with a kitchen knife and he wore bullet proof huh

I'm not understanding this ohhh!
CrimeRe: Last Video Ghanaian DC Queen Dropped Before She Was Murdered by softwerk(f): 5:24pm On Jul 31, 2017
First they murdered her cry

Then they took her vagina cry
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Twitter User Shares Saharareporters 1 Million Dollar Account Balance by softwerk(f): 5:22pm On Jul 31, 2017
Hmmmmmmmmmm kiss

Ohhhhh Lawd!

The balance on that account just made me wet my pants cry
RomanceRe: ... When Bukky Saw The Hardness In His Trousers She Licked Her Lips by softwerk(f): 5:20pm On Jul 31, 2017
Where did you get this quality of Osogbo weed huh shocked
Science/TechnologyRe: Check Out This Electronic Bed Made By This Young Talented Biafran by softwerk(f): 5:17pm On Jul 31, 2017
Does the bed electrically give an erection huh
HealthRe: How Push Up Bras Cause Breast Cancer In Ladies (Photos) by softwerk(f): 3:52pm On Jul 31, 2017
Thank God I hardly wear bras and panties kiss grin

And my bae sucks my lips and tits like he's sucking chilled fanta with a straw grin

How can cancer survive in these boobs?!

I love my bae jor! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss cry
CelebritiesRe: Ravie Loso Stunned By Dollar Rain At Nigerian Baby Shower by softwerk(f): 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2017
Jesu, see nyashes shocked And I thought I carry nyash all this while cry

Go girl! You rock!

I'm sure you left Drake because his cassava could not hit your G*spot kiss

You know we girls well endowed with big nyashes require an average length of 11inches kiss kiss kiss kiss cry

Nairaland Vaseline crew already busy jerking-off on her pics grin
AgricultureRe: A Disabled Man Working On His Rice Farm In Zamfara (Photos) by softwerk(f): 3:32pm On Jul 31, 2017
Awwwwwwwwww this is very remarkable cry

I hope his p*enis still gets an erection to enable him enjoy the fruits of his labour!
BusinessRe: Dangote, Femi Otedola Attend Omotola's "Alter Ego" Movie Private Screening by softwerk(f): 11:47am On Jul 31, 2017
JamieNaijaTeam:
Two of Nigeria's wealthiest men, Aliko Dangote and Femi Otedola attended the private screening of Omotola Jalade Ekeinde's movie "Alter Ego" yesterday.


They took a group photograph after the successful screening.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/07/aliko-dangote-and-femi-otedola-attends.html
So Dangote is going to watch all those x-rated scenes huh

What a muslim!
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Comforts Journalist Injured During Attack In Kaduna(pic) by softwerk(f): 9:29pm On Jul 30, 2017
dumebiifeanyi:
Senator Shehu Sani comforts a journalist gruesomely injured during an attack on a press conference by Thugs in Kaduna on Sunday. Senator Sani and another senator, Suleiman Kunkiyi were lucky to escape alive.

http://politicsngr.com/2017/07/30/senators-shehu-sani-hunkiyi-attacked-thugs-kaduna-photos/
Abeg OP how is a broken head a GRUESOME injury?! huh
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Chilling In London by softwerk(f): 8:51pm On Jul 30, 2017
This man's IQ does not qualify him to be even a Councilor in any Local Government sad
CrimeRe: Young Man Caught With A Stolen Gucci Shirt And A Pair Of Slippers In Delta State by softwerk(f): 6:09pm On Jul 30, 2017
samskin:
Hushpuppi u try....


























































































































































































































oya buy the space...
Where did you get this quality of Osogbo weed?! shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout New Photo Of A Lady Adopted At Tender Age In Somalia by softwerk(f): 5:45pm On Jul 30, 2017
I dedicate this STC to all the suffering ghetto children in Nigeria!
CrimeRe: Man Who Stole Fish Caught And Beaten Mercilessly (Photos) by softwerk(f): 5:36pm On Jul 30, 2017
You guys made a terrible mistake not beating him to a pulp before allowing him leave with a final warning angry

Next time he'll steal the full pond!

No to jungle justice but Yes to common sense sad

He's a greedy thief; if he was hungry he would have stolen just one or two and NOT a full bucket. IDIOT sad
CelebritiesRe: Which Nigerian Artist Should Stop Singing & Start Farming? by softwerk(op): 4:55pm On Jul 30, 2017
Definitely Efe grin
PropertiesHouse With 'Animal Mouth' Entrance In Enugu (Photo) by softwerk(op): 4:53pm On Jul 30, 2017
This strange looking house was spotted in Enugu.

CelebritiesWhich Nigerian Artist Should Stop Singing & Start Farming? by softwerk(op): 4:45pm On Jul 30, 2017
Honestly guys answer the below question sincerely;

Which Nigerian Artist Should Stop Singing & Start Farming?

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-Bruce Reveals That 3 Women Are Responsible For His Success In Life by softwerk(f): 12:53pm On Jul 30, 2017
You make millions yet you couldn't pay your N11Billion debt with Union Bank sad

Something doesn't sound like common sense here!
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Donatus Okonkwo Submits Interest Form, Vows To Unseat Obiano by softwerk(f): 12:21pm On Jul 30, 2017
Who will you unseat when there won't be an election in Anambra?! angry
PoliticsBIAFRA: O Igbo Arise! (A Poem By Chief Femi Fani Kayode) by softwerk(op): 9:09am On Jul 30, 2017
O Igbo arise! O Igbo arise! O Igbo arise!

Let the chains of subjugation be broken, let the yoke of slavery be shattered and let the shackles of servitude fall.

For the voices of your ancestors and your dead are calling. The voices of your slaughtered children wail, scream and screech through the night and they shed whimpering and pitiful tears through the day.

They call for justice and vengeance that their souls may be appeased and that they may find peace and eternal rest.

For they were slaughtered in their millions by the barbarians and infidels and they were butchered like cattle in the sanctity and privacy of their churches and homes.

They cry for Biafra. They cry for the land of the rising sun. They cry for the memory of the fallen and those that stood like men to defend their honor. They cry for the pitiful souls of the children yet unborn.

Heed their cry and honor their sacrifice. Forget not the land of the rising sun. Forget not Biafra.

Forget not the slaughtered millions and those that were cut short in the prime of their infancy.

http://www.femifanikayode.org/the-land-of-the-rising-sun-a-poem-for-biafra/#more-3073

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Lady That Instigated Jungle Justice...how Romantic! by softwerk(f): 8:39am On Jul 30, 2017
This is weird sad

OP you need deliverance!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Speaks In Tongues by softwerk(f): 8:35am On Jul 30, 2017
I don't have anything to comment angry
RomanceRe: Girl With Biggest Backside Shares Her Bad Videos Online - Don't Miss To Watch by softwerk(f): 8:33am On Jul 30, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Ive seen a lot of em on pornhub and xVideos..they are so raw & very nasty cool..
Go girl! smiley

I love you KashyBaby kiss
RomanceRe: Girls Like To Rape Me PICS by softwerk(f): 8:23am On Jul 30, 2017
ProsperOkec:
I don't know o. Am now afraid of walking in girls hostel
How old are you son?! angry

Go take your bath and go to your children's church for Sunday School!
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Pastor Chidi Okafor's "Striking Of Woman With Blindness" by softwerk(f): 5:03pm On Jul 29, 2017
Daddy Freeze should be struck with chronic madness so he keeps insulting Churches and Pastors angry

Yeye man! Fucki-fucki!
CelebritiesRe: I Am A Top Class Prostitute : Bobrisky Reveals (pics) by softwerk(f): 2:18pm On Jul 29, 2017
The demons in this dude must be in the legions angry
CrimeRe: Man Pretends To Be God’s Angel, Rapes 20-year-old Girl In Lagos by softwerk(f): 1:46pm On Jul 29, 2017
We did not force ourselves and I did not stay up to one hour. I did it once using condom, I did not even enjoy it.

Angel dey use condom?!
SportsRe: Shocking: Check Out FIFA Ranking Of The Most Successful Managers Of All Time. by softwerk(f): 7:50am On Jul 29, 2017
Where is Arsene Wenger?! angry
CelebritiesRe: Ex EFCC Handler Flirts With Funmi Iyanda by softwerk(f): 5:37pm On Jul 27, 2017
So he wants to lick old, dry and shriveled p*ussy angry

Hian!

CelebritiesRe: Chidi Mokeme Releases "Mock" Timetable Of People Set Visit To Buhari by softwerk(f): 5:28pm On Jul 27, 2017
Is this not the same Chidi Mokeme that sells s*ex toys in Lekki?! angry huh
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Mocks Fayose & FFK With Photos Of President Buhari & Governors by softwerk(f): 9:41pm On Jul 26, 2017
I still believe the pictures were photoshoped angry

Why is Buhari NOT chewing gworo in the pictures?!
CrimeRe: Man Who Stole Gas Cylinder In Rivers Stripped, Paraded With It On His Head (Pic) by softwerk(f): 10:10pm On Jul 25, 2017
The hediot is even having an erection sef grin

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