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CrimeRe: Fake Policeman Arrested in Kaduna State, See What Was Recovered From Him (PICS) by softwerk(f): 5:56pm On Mar 31, 2017
21. 1 camouflage 'P' cap
22. 3 charms
23. 1 Police sweater
24. 1 techno handset
25. 1 small size pocket bag teargas
26. 1 fake National ID card

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CrimeBusinessman Bags Two Months Jail Term For Stealing Four Umbrellas!!! by softwerk(op): 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2017
A Karmo Grade 1 Area Court, Abuja, on Friday sentenced a 30-year-old businessman, Zakari Abubakar, to two months imprisonment for stealing four umbrellas. Abubakar of Kado Fish Market, Abuja, was arraigned on a count charge of theft.

The convict pleaded guilty and begged for leniency. The judge, Abubakar Sadiq, gave the convict an option to pay N5,000 fine, and warned him against taking to crimes in future. Sadiq ordered that the recovered Umbrellas be returned to the owner. He also ordered the convict to pay restitution of N7,000 for one missing umbrella.

The prosecution had alleged that the convict stole four umbrellas belonging to marketers at Gwarinpa Tipper Garage, Abuja. The prosecuting counsel, Dalhatu Zannah , had told the court that the convict committed the offence on Feb 28 at about 9 p.m. He told the court that the convict was arrested by the market security guards, led by one Rilwan Suleman and his team.

The prosecutor said that during police investigation and interrogation, the convict admitted committing the offence and three umbrellas valued at N21,000 were recovered from him. Zannah said one umbrella valued at N7,000 was not recovered and the offence contravened Section 287 of the Penal Code. Section 287 stipulates five years imprisonment for stealing, with an option of fine or both.


Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/businessman-bags-two-months-jail-term-stealing-four-umbrellas/

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth On The Street. by softwerk(f): 3:57pm On Mar 31, 2017
Congratulations!!!

Please name the baby Efe grin
TV/MoviesBreaking News: Court Lifts Ban On Omoni Oboli’s Okafor’s Law (Pics) by softwerk(op): 4:02pm On Mar 30, 2017
Justice Ibrahim Buba of the Federal High Court in Lagos has lifted the injunction imposed on Omoni Oboli’s movie, Okafor’s Law.

The order which was slammed last Friday was lifted today, clearing the way for the public screening of the film beginning from tomorrow as planned.

The injunction and a confiscation order that came with it had stopped the premiere of the film at IMAX Cinema in Lekki Lagos on 24 March, souring the party mood of the scores of guests at the three-legged event.

Omoni Oboli was sued by a Canada based Nigerian, Jude Idada, who claimed the movie was his intellectual property. Oboli said the idea and the movie was hers 100 per cent.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/breaking-court-lifts-ban-omoni-obolis-okafors-law/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove

PoliticsRe: Nse Ekpenyong Arraigned For Certificate ‘Forgery’ (Photo) by softwerk(f): 3:36pm On Mar 30, 2017
This guy should have understudied Dino Melaye! grin
PoliticsRe: Police Rescues Frank Nweke Jnr From Being Kidnapped (photo) by softwerk(f): 3:30pm On Mar 30, 2017
hobermener:
Wetin sefhuh
angry angry
I'm so sorry cry
It's called 'Dis Land Is Not For Sale'!!!
PoliticsRe: Police Rescues Frank Nweke Jnr From Being Kidnapped (photo) by softwerk(f): 3:24pm On Mar 30, 2017
Great Job Guys! kiss

The Police can truly be your friend when they want to but like Oliver Twist, I still look forward to the actualization of 'Bail is FREE' grin
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Travelling For Her NYSC In Public Transport (Throwback Photo) by softwerk(f):
XaintJoel20:
That is Big Joe Ventures...



I used this transport line during my service year like say tomorrow no dey...



Benin to Jos calling.
Absolutely correct!

It's Big Joe Ventures Motor park at Ekpoma in Edo State, close to AAU grin
RomanceRe: Man Takes Lady Out To The Movies, Goes On Twitter To Rant, Her Response Is Epic by softwerk(f): 10:44am On Mar 30, 2017
Ayodeji at 5KBae's wedding! grin

RomanceRe: Man Takes Lady Out To The Movies, Goes On Twitter To Rant, Her Response Is Epic by softwerk(f): 10:33am On Mar 30, 2017
Wema Banking cashing in grin

Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got Invited For An Aptitude Test At Fidelity Bank by softwerk(f): 6:20pm On Mar 29, 2017
kennypoka2:
Will I be allowed to write it without the Nysc certificate?
Yes!
You will only need your NYSC certificate during documentation which may be in 3months time or even more grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got Invited For An Aptitude Test At Fidelity Bank by softwerk(f): 4:05pm On Mar 29, 2017
kennypoka2:
I got a text from fidelity bank for an aptitude test scheduled for 31st March 2017 but I am about rounding up my Nysc programme by 7th April 2017 in Katsina. Is it possible to ask for a change of date.. I can't leave katsina now for some reasons...
Brother no reason may be good enough to miss this golden opportunity!

The timing is also perfect for you.
TV/MoviesRe: Who Do You Think Will Win Bbnaija 2017 ? by softwerk(f): 2:48pm On Mar 29, 2017
Dino Melaye grin
PoliticsRe: Senate Committee Recommends Suspension Of Ndume For 6 Months, Clears Melaye by softwerk(f): 2:11pm On Mar 29, 2017
Dino with Saraki currently own the Senate and are major shareholders in the political future of our beloved country!

Denying this doesn't even change the fact grin

CelebritiesRe: The Interiors Of Oritsefemi's New Home In Lekki (Photos) by softwerk(f): 6:12pm On Mar 28, 2017
Those horns though.....Conspiracy theorists will conclude it's illuminati shocked

Anything for the fame and money I guess?!
BusinessRe: Police Arrests Man Who Allegedly Poisoning Restaurant Food by softwerk(f): 12:44pm On Mar 28, 2017
Icon8 good afternoon sir!

But why is this happening now?!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Snake, Grass Cutter And Antelope Killed By A Small Boy & His Brother (Pics) by softwerk(f): 12:34pm On Mar 28, 2017
Meanwhile OP that snake is not a Cobra but a Boa!

Yes, Lalasticlala trained me well grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Snake, Grass Cutter And Antelope Killed By A Small Boy & His Brother (Pics) by softwerk(f): 12:34pm On Mar 28, 2017
This is just too much even by Lalasticlala's standard;

Snake shocked

Grasscutter shocked

Antelope grin grin
Car TalkRe: Boy Constructs 'Keke Napep' With Slippers In Port Harcourt (Photos) by softwerk(f): 12:30pm On Mar 28, 2017
Sometimes I wish Efe had this much talent to deserve some BBNaija votes and 'maybe' win the money! huh

But that guy can't even Rap to save his lifegrin
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Wore Academic Gown To Senate Plenary Today (Photos) by softwerk(f): 12:03pm On Mar 28, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Senator Dino Melaye is a natural comedian!!!

Cc: Nollywood, John Okafor, Nkem Owoh
PoliticsRe: What Scandal?dino Melaye Appears At Senate Chambers Wearing An Academic Gown(pic by softwerk(f): 11:53am On Mar 28, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Senator Dino Melaye is just a clown!!!
CelebritiesRe: Adorable Photo Of Davido Carrying His Daughter, Imade by softwerk(f): 11:37am On Mar 28, 2017
MODS please stop pushing nonsense stories to FP!!!

It doesn't make any sense and adds no value angry huh
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaiye's name, not On Graduating List: 1998 /1999 - 2000/2001 Session by softwerk(f): 6:51pm On Mar 27, 2017
Lai Mohammed has finally met his match grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Having Fun At Cubana Hotel Owerri (Photos) by softwerk(f): 6:43pm On Mar 27, 2017
I don't see anyone struggling for a selfie angry

Hungry bloggers!
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Invade Benue Prison Farm Center, Kill Inmate (photos) by softwerk(f): 6:33pm On Mar 27, 2017
What kind of nonsense is this again?!

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleiman Gifts 26 Cars, 1 House & N2MM Cash To Celebrate Birthday (Pics) by softwerk(op):
donnie:
Scriptures talk about those that do good NOT those who quote scritures about good works.

I have been in CE for not less than 17yrs. Hv given up several items, tv sets, furniture etc for the gospel, in church and to other people.

I will give and give and give... and keep giving. Cos God has blessed me abundantly and is still blessing me.

I am getting set to do another big giving this week. God has made me big. He is a faithful God... I cannot deny it.

You neva chichoncin.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleiman Gifts 26 Cars, 1 House & N2MM Cash To Celebrate Birthday (Pics) by softwerk(op):
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Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleiman Gifts 26 Cars, 1 House & N2MM Cash To Celebrate Birthday (Pics) by softwerk(op):
huh
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleiman Gifts 26 Cars, 1 House & N2MM Cash To Celebrate Birthday (Pics) by softwerk(op):
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Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleiman Gifts 26 Cars, 1 House & N2MM Cash To Celebrate Birthday (Pics) by softwerk(op):
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Christianity EtcRe: "Dead Boy Resurrects At Lord's Chosen Charismatic Ministries" - Member Claims by softwerk(f):
This your 'fabu' no dey add up!

But who am I to take an action huh

So I say weh don sir!!!

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleiman Gifts 26 Cars, 1 House & N2MM Cash To Celebrate Birthday (Pics) by softwerk(op): 1:01pm On Mar 27, 2017
Are you referring to my thoughts or the comment of my brother HungerBAD?!

Why start a fight you can't win with me Pastor?!

donnie:
You see how people suffer in life for talking anyhow?

Lie No. 1. It's Christian Oyakhilome, not Christopher
Lie No. 2. Pastor Chris has no private jet. They charter private jets or planes when necessary.
Lie No. 3. Pastor Chris owns no university. Rather he has supported and deos support the education of thousands of youths around the world through scholarships. He gave another ministry 1billion naira to support their own university, BIU. Also hundreds of millions of naira went into several projects at his alma-mater, AAU.

Can you see why you risk missing heaven if you continue in this road of lies?

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