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PoliticsRe: Jibrin Pictured Watching Chelsea-Man U Game by softwerk(f): 9:08am On Mar 14, 2017
Why not stay back in Kano and watch Kano Pillars for just N500 per game huh
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Meets Prince Charles & Lady Camilla (Pictures) by softwerk(f):
Kabiyesi!!!!!!!!! kiss

This is one of the Nigerian monarchs that is really living the life of a King and the King he was born to be!
CrimeRe: GBESE!!! Customs Seizes Container Of Tilapia Fish Imported From Turkey by softwerk(f): 8:41am On Mar 14, 2017
Marry a Customs Officer and enjoy the following;

1. Endless supply of Frozen Chicken

2. Endless supply of Frozen Turkey

3. Endless supply of Frozen Tilapia Fish

4. Endless supply of Rice

5. Endless supply of Tokunbo Cars. grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Said:"i Love My Baby Mama Sophia" As He Saw His S*xy Body(pics,vid) by softwerk(f): 8:25am On Mar 14, 2017
And this will later make FP since it has the password, Davido huh grin

Some Nairaland Mods will need deliverance from Apostle Suleiman grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fifty Thousand Naira For Five Nairalanders by softwerk(f): 1:28am On Mar 14, 2017
This recession is real men!

See 'slaying' babes and people's boyfriends and parents dropping account details shocked

I never knew OBO was on NL grin
EducationRe: Stolen Bag Of Oxford University Professor Recovered At A Bus Stop In Lagos.PICS by softwerk(f): 8:04pm On Mar 13, 2017
When Davido was sharing money today you didn’t send him your account on twitter angry

You instead chose to disgrace the full country with your stupidity.

Bad news for you Mr Criminal Dignitary; Buhari has come for you!!!
CelebritiesRe: Why Davido's Claim Of Spending N130m In December Is False by softwerk(f): 7:59pm On Mar 13, 2017
emzreus:
According to Snapchat photo Davido shared, he spent 130million in December alone but looking a little closer, the account statement stretches to 10th March 2017 which proves Davido's claims are false. Am I wrong?
Oga investigator! Even N130Million in 4months is no child's play now grin

Abeg no vex, but what's your own account balance as at today?! grin
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Shuaibu Slumps And Dies At NASS Complex by softwerk(f): 7:42pm On Mar 13, 2017
RIP to the innocent soul cry

But I dey suspect foul play!

His village witches must have followed him to the National Assembly Complex to complete their mission sad
CelebritiesAdorable Baby Pictures Of A BBNaija Housemate (Photos) by softwerk(op): 4:19pm On Mar 13, 2017
Anyone recognize someone in these photos? Hint: There’s a housemate of the ongoing Big Brother Naija reality TV show pictured as a little girl with her younger brother.


http://bigbrothernaija.ng/2017/03/adorable-photo-big-brother-naija-housemate-little-girl-guess/

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

FamilyRe: Man Celebrated His Mother's 87th Birthday By Exposing Her Breasts On Facebook by softwerk(f): 9:16am On Mar 13, 2017
I have nothing to comment angry
CrimeRe: A 400l Student Of Uniabuja Caught Stealing. by softwerk(f): 9:40am On Mar 12, 2017
I didn't see the preeq cry
CelebritiesRe: Apostle Suleman Had Threesomes With Daniella Okeke, An Actress - Stephanie Otobo by softwerk(f): 9:37am On Mar 12, 2017
ip2121918021:
Coincidentally, you've got exactly 69 likes on this grin
See monitoring spirit! grin
PetsRe: My Male Dog Refuses To Mount Females In Heat (Photos) by softwerk(f): 9:33am On Mar 12, 2017
PerfectlyPerfect:
Lolz @the bolded.
Bruh, your dog is a pervert.
It's just like my female dog that I crossed and she aborted. That my ashawo dog had an abortion after I spent 45k to cross her.
Try renaming him to Buhari, he might agree to take the females to the other room
My guy take am easy ohh
It's not worth it, please delete that comment!
If DSS really wants to come after you they will surely get you under 24hours!
That very Tecno phone has a unique traceable IMEI number cry
CelebritiesBBNaija: Kemen Absent At Combined Eviction Party In Lekki Yesterday (Photos) by softwerk(op): 3:54pm On Mar 11, 2017
The first Big Brother Naija Eviction Party took place yesterday at No Chill, Lekki phase 1, Lagos and the evicted housemates in attendance includes Soma, Miyonse, Uriel, Cocoice, Gifty. All the evicted housemates were present apart from Kemen because he was disqualified from the game. Se photos.

Source:

http://bigbrothernaija.ng/2017/03/ex-bbnaija-housemates-attended-first-big-brother-naija-eviction-partyphotos/

CelebritiesRe: Faithfulness Kennedy: "I Saw Death In Airpeace Flight That Nearly Crashed" by softwerk(f): 3:12pm On Mar 11, 2017
Thank God for the safe landing!

'Air Peace'
please don't fly in bad weather angry

I once had a similar experience with Arik, Lagos to Abuja (It wasnt funny at all)!
CelebritiesRe: Asa Regrets Doing A Jingle For Guaranty Trust Bank by softwerk(f): 12:01pm On Mar 11, 2017
Oya icon8 over to you!
CrimeRe: Lady Gruesomely Murdered In Her Lover's House (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 10:21am On Mar 11, 2017
Penisinpenisout:
I know this was meant to be a harmless comment just to get likes but do not commit blasphemy for what? A couple of virtual "Likes"?
And this piece of advice coming from 'penisinpenisout'?! grin
CrimeRe: NYSC Corps Member Who Bragged About MouthAction With Minor Arrested by softwerk(f): 10:58pm On Mar 10, 2017
When convicted please send the fool to share the same cell with a serially convicted Gay rapist with muscles like Kemen to reset his brain back to default angry
CelebritiesRe: Apostle Suleman Had Threesomes With Daniella Okeke, An Actress - Stephanie Otobo by softwerk(f): 10:24pm On Mar 10, 2017
If I were a man of god my anointing may fail me on this one, only 'Doggy' will apply to this physiquegrin

I know those spoilt boys I never reply to their numerous PMs will come after me now kiss
CrimeRe: Lady Gruesomely Murdered In Her Lover's House (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 10:17pm On Mar 10, 2017
dancok:
who told u u are righteous.
enuk80:
u righteous
All these people quoting me is it your righteousness?! angry
Christianity EtcRe: "Apostle Suleman's Manhood Not Very Small & He's Very Good In Bed" - Stephanie by softwerk(f): 9:52pm On Mar 10, 2017
But who has The Apostle offended so badly to deserve this kind of character assassination?!shocked

El-Rufai you do this one sha! Fear 'short men' their wickedness longer than 3rd Mainland bridgehuh
CrimeRe: Lady Gruesomely Murdered In Her Lover's House (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 9:47pm On Mar 10, 2017
Dear Lord, if Angel Gabriel has misplaced the trumpet please give him whistle, we the few righteous will still hear itcry
Christianity EtcRe: "Apostle Suleman Likes Sex Too Much & Once Gave Me Proceeds Of Crusades" by softwerk(f): 9:33pm On Mar 10, 2017
You mean my offering money was used to settle Olosho fees?! shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Exposed His Private Part To Stephanie Otobo - Keyamo Chamber by softwerk(f): 9:17pm On Mar 10, 2017
How do we determine it's the Apostles dick without seeing the original to compare and contrast?!grin

Keyamo is a prime suspect here!

Even Seun and Lalasticlala are now suspects lipsrsealed

...........Runs out of thread grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Confirms He's Having A Second Child by softwerk(f): 9:07pm On Mar 10, 2017
Small Boy, Spoilt Brat, Froggy Voice angry

A pack of Gold Cycle Condom is just N50

I blame the useless small girls stupidly registering in the baby mama's club cry
TV/MoviesRe: Kemen's Interview With Azuka Ogujiuba Of Media Room Hub (Video) by softwerk(f): 7:47pm On Mar 10, 2017
Ronaldinnioh:
When the bank manager was told to pay the jamb lesson tutors were busy asking me if Kim karashian was among the choir members who sang at deeper life champ ground at Lagos but instead she was among the Niger delta avengers that she was not in a hurry to follow chibok girls move to the front seat and allow Buhari's daughter not to pick her Law bar coat. Am not okay with the way tomatoes dropped that it heavily affected Dangote from making sure his Dollar transactions was depicted in Euros that Arsene Wenger was not among those who decided to sign C Ronaldo when he wanted to make a move to Aso rock and vote for APC members who were not paying attention when Patience Jonathan shouted their is God ooooo that made all ISIS members decides to take a selfie with Obama who wasn't ready to see that Donald Trump even voted for Hilary Clinton who was not running against in at the Peoples Democratic Party.
The same reaction I had when I first tried Oshogbo weed! You'll soon get over it in 24hours trust megrin
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerians Blast Payporte For Hosting Kemen After Touching Scandal by softwerk(f): 6:38pm On Mar 10, 2017
danigbo:
I am disappointed FESTUS KEYAMO could stoop so low.
You miss road?! grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Father's House Being Renovated (Video) by softwerk(f): 4:19pm On Mar 10, 2017
doughziay:
WHY DIS DAVIDO DEY ACT LIKE SMALL PIKIN SO?

NA ONLY UR PAPA GET MONEY?

EVERYTHING MY PAPA, MY PAPA


WAKE UP BOY! !!
His childishness and stupidity is simply annoying! I think his father should call him to order angry
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Replies OAP Freeze, After He Revealed His 'Identity' As Flyer Boy by softwerk(f): 3:26pm On Mar 10, 2017
God is too merciful and some men of God may be simply powerless huh

Why not strike this Freeze guy with chronic epilepsy and let's watch and enjoy as he runs to one of the 'Men of God' for healing grin
RomanceRe: Does My Aunty Want Sex With Me ?pls Advice Me by softwerk(f): 2:11pm On Mar 09, 2017
DLondonboiy:
There is a very dirty demon inside of you...a very dirty and smelly demon..
The guy needs Jesus shocked
CrimeRe: Violent Fighting At Coconut Bus Stop Of Oshodi Apapa Exp. Way This Morning!!! by softwerk(f): 2:05pm On Mar 09, 2017
Trippledots:
Unconfirmed reports of violent fighting at Coconut end of Oshodi Apapa Exp way..... pls be warned!

Stay Safe.
Everywhere fighting! huh
Abeg Buhari should do and come!

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