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EducationRe: See UNN Medical Exam Result That's Got Everyone Crying [picture] by softwerk(f): 8:47am On Apr 21, 2017
This one just weak me cry

CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Turns "Virgin Mary", Fans Blast Her by softwerk(f): 8:41am On Apr 21, 2017
This one weak me shocked

CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Efe Visits P'square Banana Island Mansion (Photos) by softwerk(f): 12:03am On Apr 21, 2017
At least since he is yet to discover a marketable talent let him continue the visitations grin
PoliticsRe: Fayose Gives Ekiti Corper Employment After He Accosted Him For A Photograph by softwerk(f): 8:59pm On Apr 20, 2017
KevinDein:
What does this even mean? Like you are too big to work in Ekiti state Or what? You don't even sound that smart. All those night spent on jacking didn't really up your intellectual capacity, I reckon.

And then all those morrooons that liked your post, LMAO. grin
Kevin, why are you taking this personal?

I had sleepless nights at Uniben.

Was it your sleepless nights?! shocked
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: "I Never Impregnated Any Woman Inside Her Husband's House" by softwerk(f): 8:56pm On Apr 20, 2017
[quote author=adetayo234 post=55755378][/quote]This one na real fool ohh!
PoliticsRe: Fayose Gives Ekiti Corper Employment After He Accosted Him For A Photograph by softwerk(f): 7:50pm On Apr 20, 2017
First Class Uniben Graduate to work for Ekiti State Government?! cry

I regret all those sleepless nights I had 'jacking' for a Nigerian University Bachelors Degree!!!
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: "I Never Impregnated Any Woman Inside Her Husband's House" by softwerk(f): 7:44pm On Apr 20, 2017
adetayo234:
I was about asking you because my own father is a confirmed bastard
5 useless topics, 360 'idiotically' foolish comments since 19th December, 2015?!

You must be a complete loser just like your lunatic afonja father and all his ancestors lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: "I Never Impregnated Any Woman Inside Her Husband's House" by softwerk(f): 7:40pm On Apr 20, 2017
adetayo234:
I was about asking if you were a bastard or not
Okay I have noticed you finally, please enjoy your 5minutes of fame grin

You must be Adetayo the bastard spawn of a deranged psychopathic lunatic father that raped your LovePeddler of a mother that fateful night with his syphilis damaged pen#s!!!

I honestly dislike idiotic fools like you whose stock in trade is minding other people's businesses sad
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: "I Never Impregnated Any Woman Inside Her Husband's House" by softwerk(f): 7:31pm On Apr 20, 2017
adetayo234:
And who told you the useless pastors are not guilty? What shiit is this one saying?
And who the goat are you my friend?! angry
AutosRe: Sweet Looking 2016 Mercedes by softwerk(f): 7:28pm On Apr 20, 2017
FuckBuhari:
open ur mouth and have a lil taste of it.. But would love to rest d remains inside ur succulent butt
Ashawo man grin
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: "I Never Impregnated Any Woman Inside Her Husband's House" by softwerk(f): 7:08pm On Apr 20, 2017
The God of all those so-called Pastorpreneurs this dude serially insulted has finally opened this man's file grin

A clear conscience fears no accusation!
AutosRe: Sweet Looking 2016 Mercedes by softwerk(f): 6:37pm On Apr 20, 2017
FuckBuhari:
ur wetness has made me Cum
Then let me have a taste of the sweet ice cream kiss
BusinessRe: A Client Needs $1m To Buy by softwerk(f): 4:45pm On Apr 19, 2017
mightykay:
If you have $1m to sell at the rate of #360, kindly contact me on 08033162875. The transaction is going to be bank to bank wire transfer
If you are in Lagos mainland drive straight to V.I through 3rd Mainland Bridge, drive through Falomo to get to Ikoyi via Obalende then ask any Mai guard to show you Osborne towers!

You might still be lucky; Thank me later! grin
CelebritiesRe: DISCLAIMER!!! This ‘fraudster’ Is Not A Tooxclusive Staff, Please Note This! by softwerk(f): 4:39pm On Apr 19, 2017
I thought he was writing to also deny ownership of the N15Billion sad
Jokes Etc!!! by softwerk(op):
grin
PoliticsRe: Ikoyi Billions: Peter Obi Confirms Search Of His Apartment By EFCC. by softwerk(f): 7:52am On Apr 19, 2017
I hope you removed the loot before they arrived grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Big, Shiny Asteroid To Fly (safely) Past Earth On April 19 by softwerk(f): 7:48am On Apr 19, 2017
I just hope they did their calculations right at NASA?! lipsrsealed
AutosRe: Sweet Looking 2016 Mercedes by softwerk(f): 7:47am On Apr 19, 2017
cry kiss

The beauty of this car just made me wet!
BusinessRe: Dufil Prima Foods, Makers Of Indomie Noodles Takes Over Dangote Noodles. by softwerk(f): 7:24am On Apr 19, 2017
The real winner here is this small girl that refused to accept Dangote's mallam's 'sawdust' but insisted on Indomie grin

"If it is not Indomie, DONT call it Indomie"!

"The difference is the taste, the taste is the difference" grin

CelebritiesRe: Tboss' Brother Exposed As A Woman Beater Who Forced His Ex To Undergo Abortions by softwerk(f): 9:02am On Apr 18, 2017
I warned this stupid boy to keep quiet he didn't listen angry

Now see how you have messed yourself up cry
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: My Take On What Happened Between Tboss & Kemen And The Rabble-Rousers by softwerk(f): 5:32pm On Apr 17, 2017
abescom:
K
K for Konji grin
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode & Precious Chikwendu Dedicate Son, Aragorn At COZA Church,Abuja by softwerk(f): 1:35pm On Apr 17, 2017
thesicilian:
No be only Aragorn. They should have kuku named him Frodo. Or Gollum.
grin grin grin

Too much of watching Lord of the Rings!
TV/MoviesRe: The Moment Ex-BBNaija Housemates Heard Of Tboss' Eviction by softwerk(f): 9:49pm On Apr 09, 2017
This one no well again ohhh grin grin grin grin

thundaFIREmods:
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BUSY SUCKING DICKK IN A PRIVATE JET NOW
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Finally Gets His Original Certificate From ABU, Zaria by softwerk(f): 10:17am On Apr 08, 2017
Sowore right now!

CrimeNavy Admiral, Daniel Ikoli Was Assassinated, He Didn't Commit Suicide – Officers by softwerk(op): 4:35pm On Apr 07, 2017
The late rear admiral, Daniel Ikoli, the Fleet Commander, Western Naval Command, Lagos, who was found dead at his Apapa residence on April 5, did not kill himself, contrary to some reports.

According to authoritative sources at the command, Mr. Ikoli may have been assassinated as he had no cause to kill himself.

“Ikoli has been penciled down by the President as the next Chief of Naval Staff; he recently earned a special promotion to his present rank from Commodore.


“He was on the panel probing arms deal which also affects the Armed Forces, including the Navy.

“Ikoli was a disciplined, gentle, straightforward and honest man, who had no regard for protocol. It is nothing but a murder case,’’ a source told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Friday in Lagos.

The source also said that because of his performance as the Commander, NNS Beecroft, he was loved by all officers and the junior ones.

He said: “Ikoli transformed the place by introducing smart I.D. cards and increasing special duty allowance from N4,000 to N12,000.

“Everybody is aware that he was an introvert, but he made sure that things worked properly and he had respect for all and zero tolerance for corruption.

“He really complimented President Buhari on his anti-corruption war and I think that was why he was appointed to serve on the arms deal probe panel.

“His elevation as the next Chief of Naval Staff would have been announced if not for the president’s trip to London for medical checkup.”

Another officer, who said he worked with him, also told NAN that the late Mr. Ikoli, a rear admiral, was an easy-going man who did not believe in bothering people.

“At the close of work, he usually allows his aides to go home and stay with their families.
“In most cases, he will be the one to open the gate of his residence for visitors using a remote control.

“The officer would not have killed himself; it is pure case of assassination.

“There is a mystery surrounding his death; for instance, the two ambulances they brought to take him to the mortuary refused to move.

“It was when they brought his service car and transferred the body into it that they were able to take his corpse to the morgue,” he said.
(NAN)

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/228190-nigerian-navy-admiral-found-dead-assassinated-officers.html

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tony Aniretan Supports Efe, Travelling With Family To South Africa (Pic by softwerk(f): 3:55pm On Apr 07, 2017
So every body is now a Billionaire grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Ayiri Emami To Give Efe N50M & Brand New SUV - HPRTV Claims by softwerk(op): 3:29pm On Apr 07, 2017
Men see traffic jam!

I just made Seun richer and Lalasticlala's salary assured for the month!

Meanwhile, I haven't received even N100 recharge card till date cry

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