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RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Who Threatened His Ex-girlfriend With Her Nude,claims He Was Hacked by softwerk(f): 12:21pm On Mar 27, 2017
Hmm! Nothing we won't hear!

This sorry excuse is becoming too much of a cliché grin

What does the hacker stand to benefit by hacking your facebook account to 'correctly' threaten your EX with exposing her nudes?!

Just the other day someone claimed her 'cucumber' video was photoshoped shocked
Christianity EtcRe: "My Hero": Lizzy Johnson Suleman Releases Love Song For Apostle Suleman (Video) by softwerk(f): 10:32am On Mar 27, 2017
Those people trying hard to bring down this man of God on all social media platforms are the same people that keep failing to remove TBOSS from BBNaija! grin

I said it, oya come and beat me!
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija: Online Voting Polls Massively Favours TBoss; Bassey Evicted!!! (Pics) by softwerk(op): 9:00pm On Mar 26, 2017
nmanma1:
naso last week, d said she was leading aboved Efe, live show she was second to last. mayb she will b d one to go today
Hope you now believe the polls? grin
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija: Online Voting Polls Massively Favours TBoss; Bassey Evicted!!! (Pics) by softwerk(op): 8:59pm On Mar 26, 2017
TPAND:
I cant believe the online polls... that girl has to go this week. Don't kill the program taking away bassey. Tboss Must Go
I guess the poll result was right afterall grin
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleiman Gifts 26 Cars, 1 House & N2MM Cash To Celebrate Birthday (Pics) by softwerk(op): 2:24pm On Mar 26, 2017
Which brings me to Pastors Adeboye,Oyedepo,and Christopher Oyakhilome. Aside buying private jets,and increasing their Universities School fees,what exactly have they given back to their followers?

My thoughts exactly brother HungerBAD?! cry
Christianity EtcStephanie Otobo’s Mother At Omega Fire Ministry To Beg Apostle Suleman (Pics) by softwerk(op): 2:16pm On Mar 26, 2017
Stephanie Otobo’s mother and elder sister were today at Apostle Suleiman's Omega Fire Ministry Headquarters at Auchi, Edo State to beg on behalf of her daughter who accused Apostle Suleiman for denying having a sexual relationship with her and other notable women!

Apostle Suleiman was said to have forgiven Stephanie but advised Nigerians to be more objective and avoid talking against men of God!


Source:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154955044920631&id=159609445630

Christianity EtcApostle Suleiman Gifts 26 Cars, 1 House & N2MM Cash To Celebrate Birthday (Pics) by softwerk(op):
Apostle Suleiman today gave out 26 Cars, a brand new house and N2Million cash to widows to celebrate his birthday!

This also deserves to go VIRAL too huh


Source:

https://m.facebook.com/WeLoveApostleJohnsonSuleman/

CC: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija: Online Voting Polls Massively Favours TBoss; Bassey Evicted!!! (Pics) by softwerk(op): 10:58am On Mar 26, 2017
Twaci:
Don't trust;

1. Politicians

2. Online polls

cheesy
Live show is just 8hours away!
Christianity EtcRe: Who Deflowered You? by softwerk(f): 10:56am On Mar 26, 2017
Why do you want to know?!

Is it your deflowering huh
Celebrities#BBNaija: Online Voting Polls Massively Favours TBoss; Bassey Evicted!!! (Pics) by softwerk(op): 10:39am On Mar 26, 2017
Despite TBoss's many controversies, attitude and frequent fights with Bisola in the ongoing Big Brother Naija reality TV program especially the unclear circumstances that led to the disgraceful disqualification of Kemen and most recently her bragging about 'blowing away' the N25Million cash prize in one week and having a 'laundry list' of toasters that own private jets, she seems to be doing very well in the voting polls according to Big Brother Naija fans facebook page.

Bassey however sadly scored the lowest number of votes and may be the next housemate to be evicted from the house in tonight's live show!

http://www.bigbrothernaija.net/p/big-brother-naija-voting-polls.html?m=1

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove

CelebritiesRe: "Davido’s Manhood Is Big, Both Length And Width” – Kenyan Socialite by softwerk(f): 11:15am On Mar 25, 2017
Prophesy confirmation......Watch your screen!

And I guess he didn't use a condom again as usual grin

Mr Flesh-To-Flesh tongue
TV/MoviesRe: The Voice Nigeria Season 2 Auditions Are Here!!! (Venues & Dates) by softwerk(op): 11:08am On Mar 25, 2017
Where is Airforce1 Sef!

I tot you guys said Don Jazzy was after him grin
CelebritiesRe: Ayomide Labinjo: "Davido Has Big Manhood & It Hurts, He Refused To Wear Condom" by softwerk(f): 10:59am On Mar 25, 2017
djlaqua91:
Seriously, how hard is it to close your legs and say NO angry
Tati Billion for the account will open all closed doors grin

I fear this is just the beginning; Davido babymamas will soon register an association with the CAC!
CelebritiesRe: Ayomide Labinjo: "Davido Has Big Manhood & It Hurts, He Refused To Wear Condom" by softwerk(f): 10:54am On Mar 25, 2017
Virus777:
Hehehe. One of the oloshos wey Davido fukc the other time said he has small dick. Now this one is saying he has big bulala. Which one we go come believe now?
See your talent?! shocked

Dickk monitoring spirit! lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesThe Voice Nigeria Season 2 Auditions Are Here!!! (Venues & Dates) by softwerk(op): 10:00am On Mar 25, 2017
It’s another round of excitement, drama and intrigue as The Voice Nigeria, proudly sponsored by Airtel in association with Coca-Cola, returns for a second season exclusively on Africa Magic! Auditions for the show begin on the 4th of April, 2017 in four cities across Nigeria.

Since its original launch in 2010, The Voice has gone on to win audiences in countries like the US, Australia and the UK, where renowned artistes have occupied the show’s famous red chairs as coaches. The Voice Nigeria employs the same format including a panel of four coaches who critique the contestants’ performances and at the end of last season, A’rese of #TeamWaje emerged victorious after seeing off competition from some of Nigeria’s most exciting talents.

The Director, M-Net West Africa, Wangi Mba-Uzoukwu, said: “We are thrilled to announce the second season of The Voice Nigeria. The first season proved to be hugely successful and popular with audiences not only in Nigeria but all over the continent, and our viewers should expect stellar performances by the artistes and all the familiar intrigue and excitement as the coaches jostle to pick the best performers.”

To stand a chance of participating in season two of The Voice Nigeria, prospective contestants need to visit the various audition venues in four cities across Nigeria:

Port Harcourt: 4th – 5th April 2017 at the Viontel Hotel Plot 96 Stadium Road G.R.A

Enugu: 8th – 9th April 2017 Universal Hotel, Plot 3 Aguleri Street, Independence Layout

Abuja: 4th – 5th April 2017 at the Bolingo Hotels, Independent Avenue, Central Business District, Garki

Lagos: 8th – 9th April 2017 at the Westown Hotel 7 Opebi Link Road, Ikeja


http:///1539/voice-nigeria-season-2-auditions/

FamilyRe: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by softwerk(f): 3:17pm On Mar 24, 2017
Now that's a real man talking!

Any room for wifey No 2 embarassed

Intra:
Dear Op,
I don't usually post on this forum, but yours is an interesting scenario.
I am in a similar position and I'd like to share with you how I was able to handle the situation. While I earn significantly more than you and therefore what I make available to my wife is more than yours, the principles are the same so I believe this might be helpful.

I make available 125k available to my wife every month, then a further 80k for the home needs (we have just 2 kids ages 3yrs and 1yr) in addition to the housemaid's salary, DSTV, fuel etc. but despite this, I still get tagged ''irresponsible'' by her and by the 19th or thereabouts she is already on the war path asking for more funds. She is a lawyer but she doesn't work so I quite understand that she doesn't have an independent source of income (I assume the same is the case with yours too).

Initially, I used to get quite resentful especially when her folks start calling me to ask why I'm depriving her of money when I know she doesn't work.
I got tired of explaining that I fork out minimum 250k every month on so-called upkeep.
So how did I solve this problem.
I sat her down and asked her to let us work out a monthly budget for the house....including her own allowance.

We wrote down everything needed for the month and the cost. We argued robustly on this until we were able to agree at a fixed sum. Then I made it clear to her that no matter what happens, by the 28th of every month, I will transfer this sum to her account. Even if I have to beg, steal or borrow it. And on her own part, she has to administer that money judiciously because no matter what happens, one extra naira will not come before the next allowance is due.
I stopped interfering in what she buys for the house, when she buys it and all those details. My own is that there must be no lack in the house once I've fulfilled my own part of the agreement.

The first month was funny because she attempted to ask for more, but I was resolute. it was kinda tough but she got the message. So she learnt 'Home Economics' by force. Maybe it helped that I have health insurance that covered the whole family from the office and I don't have so many friends or family around me so there are really no unexpected expenses during the month.

So, OP...you might try this approach. Instead of burdening yourself with trying to run the home and being billed for expenses as they come, agree a total monthly budget with her, and make that available every month, consistently, without any excuse. I want to believe that if she sees that consistency in the amount and timing....she herself will work to fit in with your financial planning.

Cheers and best of luck.
FamilyRe: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by softwerk(f):
Sorry I am responding rather late, I have been gathering my thoughts!

Step 1: Forgive her genuinely from heart. Love conquers all. Don't give room to satan!

Step 2: Freeze indefinitely all promises to her you made in 2016. Watch out for cumulative good behavior in 2017 to redeem the promises periodically!

Step 3: Migrate all her outstanding balance and future allowances to a new shared bank account where a display of good attitude and home-keeping earns her 10% ONLY of her personal allowances on a monthly basis!


God bless you real good my brother grin
RomanceRe: BBNaija: Stunning Hot, New Sexy Photos Of Gifty (Pics) by softwerk(op): 1:35pm On Mar 24, 2017
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RomanceBBNaija: Stunning Hot, New Sexy Photos Of Gifty (Pics) by softwerk(op): 1:35pm On Mar 24, 2017
Ex-Big Brother Naija Housemate, Gifty has just released new photos from an upcoming project and they are absolutely beautiful.

Since her eviction from the Big Brother Naija house, Gifty has been on an endless media tour and event appearances. She is also in talks with some movie producers so she can continue with her budding acting career. More photos after the cut.

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/03/stunning-new-photos-of-ex-big-brother.html?m=1

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove

PoliticsDino Melaye: Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Finally Reacts To Degree Scandal by softwerk(op): 1:14pm On Mar 24, 2017
The Ahmadu Bello University, ABU, Zaria has said it would not release information on the controversy surrounding the academic certificate Dino Melaye, the All Progressives Congress senator representing Kogi West District, until formally approached by the Senate, Premium Times reports.

Mr. Melaye, who says he graduated from the university with a degree in Geography, was last week accused of making false claim. The online newspaper, Sahara Reporters, said Mr. Melaye did not graduate from ABU. Mr. Melaye has denied the allegation. “To say that I did not graduate from ABU is to say that I am not a senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,” Mr. Melaye said. “ABU is a very prestigious university in this country, and it is not possible for one to be running a master’s program in the university when one did not graduate from a university. I have successfully completed one, and I am doing the second one.”

The Senate says it is investigating the controversy. The authorities of ABU had earlier promised to issue a statement on the matter on Wednesday, but failed to do so.

According to Premium Times, Adamu Mohammed, the director of publicity of the university, on Thursday, said the management of the university held a marathon meeting on the issue on Wednesday, but refused to disclose its outcome.

“The management has decided not to address journalists on the alleged certificate issue since a committee has been set up to investigate the matter by the Senate of the Federal Republic Nigeria. “As such, we will await request by any relevant authority, then we would respond accordingly,” he said. Mr. Mohammed also said individuals or organization seeking information in respect of any of its student should follow the normal process of officially writing to the university management.

The university management had earlier said it would issue a statement on the issue on Wednesday.

See More at : http://www.theinfong.com/2017/03/ahmadu-bello-university-reacts-dino-melayes-certificate-controversy/

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

PoliticsDino Melaye: Disclaimer Mail From London School Of Economics (Pics) by softwerk(op): 1:00pm On Mar 24, 2017
London School of Economics dissociates from Dino Melaye: 

The fiasco over Senator Dino Melaye’s fraudulent claims of possessing several degrees and certificates has continued to escalate as SaharaReporters learned today that the London School of Economics and Political Science (LSE) has discredited the senator’s assertion that he possesses a degree from the UK university.

The university stated that it had absolutely no evidence that the senator received any formal education at the reputable university. LSE, which is based in London, is one of the higher institutions of learning where Mr. Melaye claimed that he had earned one certificate or another.

In an email to the online news platform, Candy Gibson, a Senior Media Relations Officer at LSE, stated, “We have checked our records and can find no evidence of Dino Melaye having any degree qualification from the London School of Economics and Political Science.”


http://www.theinfong.com/2017/03/london-school-economics-dissociates-dino-melaye-see-letter/

CelebritiesRe: Davido & Olanrewaju Malcolm, Bisola's Baby Daddy Hang Out (Photo) by softwerk(f): 3:05pm On Mar 23, 2017
Some idiots will just get free MBS from Glo on their barely usable techno with cracked screen and immediately come to Nairaland to display undiluted stupidity!

Is the guy you, your father or your brother?

Fhowe:
I dont need her apology she should just stop making unhealthy jokes .The way social media is right now you need to watch what you type to others dont let us have a case of suicide in our hands with the news here and there these days on suicide and all, what if oga malcolm is now tagged with this softwerks post do you know what that can lead too i dont know malcolm i dont know soft work i dont just like jokes that are taken too far ,what you think is harmless can lead to a disaster abeg abeg .Before you know it you start seeing different cartoons of these on social media peoples dp Nigerian need to be careful the way they pick on people .If you want to sound or look funny use yourself as the main character not others must you talk all the time or why does the average nigerian think they are funny you pass direct insults to other all in the name of sounding funny
CelebritiesRe: Davido & Olanrewaju Malcolm, Bisola's Baby Daddy Hang Out (Photo) by softwerk(f): 2:58pm On Mar 23, 2017
I hope you are not impotent in real life my brotherman cry

Fhowe:
I dont need her apology she should just stop making unhealthy jokes .The way social media is right now you need to watch what you type to others dont let us have a case of suicide in our hands with the news here and there these days on suicide and all, what if oga malcolm is now tagged with this softwerks post do you know what that can lead too i dont know malcolm i dont know soft work i dont just like jokes that are taken too far ,what you think is harmless can lead to a disaster abeg abeg .Before you know it you start seeing different cartoons of these on social media peoples dp Nigerian need to be careful the way they pick on people .If you want to sound or look funny use yourself as the main character not others must you talk all the time or why does the average nigerian think they are funny you pass direct insults to other all in the name of sounding funny
TV/MoviesRe: Grammatical Intelligence: Jenifa's Diary Not For Kids- My Opinion by softwerk(f): 11:19am On Mar 23, 2017
And to think that another Jenifa is warming up in the BBNaija house could be a complete disaster shocked grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Daughter Imade Refuse Going To School As She Sees His Dad Obo(pics,vid) by softwerk(f): 10:15am On Mar 23, 2017
If this makes FP, i'm out of Nairaland guys!

On a very serious note, let's not encourage mediocre bloggers on NL!

This is undiluted rubbish news angry
CelebritiesRe: Davido & Olanrewaju Malcolm, Bisola's Baby Daddy Hang Out (Photo) by softwerk(f): 10:10am On Mar 23, 2017
Chei!!!!

Na waoh shocked

Little wonder she wants to die for 'Thin Tall Tony'

This guy's diccck will be far behind grin
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Reveals His 'bae' Is A Married Man by softwerk(f): 7:58am On Mar 23, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Baby Mama "Sophie" Show Her Sexy Body For Davido O.B.O(pics,video) by softwerk(f): 7:52am On Mar 23, 2017
And this crap will eventually make FP lipsrsealed

Just wait and see angry
Christianity EtcRe: Girl Reveals True Story Behind Apostle Suleiman's Sex Scandal by softwerk(f): 7:51am On Mar 23, 2017
ojimbo:
But you don't live in Canada neither do you live in Europe nah. Try and take your breakfast first
And your brain pills please embarassed
CrimeRe: The Face Of The Lady Who Was Beheaded In Lagos Before Her Murder (Pics) by softwerk(f): 12:06am On Mar 23, 2017
I puke on your comment cry

Show some respect for the dead; she's either someone's daughter, sister, mother, girl friend or 2 or more of the above cry

She was only trying to make her life and that of her loved ones better!

Drabeey:
Seems that woman was laughing before been beheaded

The head seems laughing.... abi na my.....



MORAL LESSON.
make una no dey find wetin no throw away.


we are all close to GOD in our own ways.... pray to him yourself nd wait for answers. All this quick impacts.... na wetin hin dey cause be ds.. hmmmn





Drabeey was HERE
EducationMeet LASU Best Graduating Student Who Wrote JAMB Seven (7) Times (PHOTO) by softwerk(op): 11:58pm On Mar 22, 2017
LASU best graduating student: The Lagos State University best graduating student in 2015/2016, Mrs Elizabeth Orefuwa, says she wrote the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination seven times before gaining admission.

Orefuwa graduated with a Cumulative Grade Point Average of 4.74 in Accounting Education. Orefuwa, 29, said during the institution’s 21st convocation on Wednesday in Lagos that the journey through the institution did not come easy but with determination and motivation, she had success a story to tell.

See More at : http://www.theinfong.com/2017/03/meet-lasu-best-graduating-student-wrote-utme-seven-times-photo/

CelebritiesRe: "God Help Me, Don Jazzy Pick My Call, I'm In Love With You" - Lady Cries For Don by softwerk(f): 3:31pm On Mar 22, 2017
I have nothing to say! angry

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