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TravelRe: Lady Controls Traffic In Port Harcourt Under Heavy Rain (Photos) by softwerk(f): 1:37pm On Mar 22, 2017
I can only suffer this suffer in a civilized country like The US or England and NOT in Nigeria where the labours of all our heroes past put together are now in vain! sad And Dino Melaye is still a Senator huh

Later she will go home now soaked, sick, cold, smelling funny and without the strength to service her husband undecided
PoliticsRe: Woman Praying For Nnamdi Kanu Cries In Abuja (Photos) by softwerk(f): 1:28pm On Mar 22, 2017
Sylva2147:
is he in presidential villa? or was he arrested on the president's order? the president can not do the work of DSS or court for them.
Aisha knows just where to touch Bubu when they are in the other room and all charges against Nnamdi Kanu are dropped the next day!

It's called Executive Powers!
PoliticsRe: Harvard University Denies Dino Melaye Ever Studied There, Only Attended Seminar by softwerk(f): 10:05am On Mar 22, 2017
bewla:
G 4 Goat or girl which one
No G for center of gravity! tongue
Music/RadioRe: Lady Remixes Runtown's "Mad Over You" Song Into Gospel (watch Video) by softwerk(f): 4:55am On Mar 22, 2017
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NYSCRe: Two Corps Members Adorning Pinafore And Attracts Diverse Opinions. by softwerk(f): 4:41am On Mar 22, 2017
sad
PoliticsRe: Woman Praying For Nnamdi Kanu Cries In Abuja (Photos) by softwerk(f):
Bubu please release their son for them. E don do now cry
PoliticsRe: Harvard University Denies Dino Melaye Ever Studied There, Only Attended Seminar by softwerk(f):
Forgery, Conspiracy, Bribery, Fraud, Hooliganism, Lies, Changed Name from Daniel to 'Dino'........ shocked

Displays exotic cars on Social Media regularly in defiance and to spit on our faces! cry

This guy is nothing but a career criminal!

I blame INEC for not properly screening academic qualifications before clearing candidates for elections cry
RomanceBBnaija: TTT Denies Receiving 'Head' From Bisola Under The Sheets (Pics & Video) by softwerk(op): 10:28pm On Mar 21, 2017
TTT addresses: Thintalltony is the latest housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother House is out of the Big Brother Naija house and as the norm, he has kicked off his press rounds. In this new interview with Beat FM, he opens up on his relationship with Bisola, his strategy going into the #BBNaija house, choosing to be private about his family and much more.

He talks about the difference between lying about his relationship and keeping it private. He also said nothing happened between him and Bisola when they were under the sheets. Recall, video of Bisola reportedly giving TTT a Mouth Gig under the sheet after a saturday party went viral.. Now he has addressed that. Watch the full interview below… Quite an Interesting one!


See More at : http://www.theinfong.com/2017/03/bbnaija-ttt-addresses-Mouth Gig-happened-bisola/

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economy Is Finally Out Of Recession - World Economics by softwerk(f): 10:11pm On Mar 21, 2017
iSufferFools:
I'd rather take you out and spoil you for saying the sweet truth. grin
Wow! I just had an orgasm embarassed
InvestmentRe: Nairaland; Stop The Defamation Of Mr Chuddy (MMM No1 Guilder) by softwerk(f): 7:12pm On Mar 21, 2017
Same thing as we'll all soon get tired of requesting for our 2016 Mavros angry

Some guys be competing with Lucifer for wickedness in the professional category cry
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economy Is Finally Out Of Recession - World Economics by softwerk(f): 6:48pm On Mar 21, 2017
Doyin2:
You need enlightenment,not beating.

Out of recession has nothing to do with the current cost of food stuffs.Recession has every thing to do with our GDP.(Gross domestic product).

GDP simply put,is the aggregate value of goods and services produced in an economy,including net exports.

The fall in oil revenue brought about a serious forex pressure on the value of the naira and the cost of petrol.These were the major reasons for the rise in the cost of living.

We were in recession because of fall in oil export revenue,so do not be surprised if we are out of recession because of rise in oil export revenue.

Simple economics!

Those blaming Buhari are just fools,mischief makers or mere economic illiterates.Even the best economists in the world could not have salvaged the situation.Infact we should thank Buhari for not using our foreign reserve to defend the Naira,a stupid policy of the PDP administration.

The current pumping of forex into the market by CBN,is from current forex inflows and not from reserves,not a bad idea but a temporary solution.

The longer term solution is less dependent on imports,greater national productivity and export revenue diversification.This is by no means what you achieve in 2 or 4 years:the bitter truth we must learn to swallow.

100% Local refining of petroleum products would definitely crash the value of the dollar to about N50,quote me any where!
Who is this one speaking plenty grammar?!

Show me your bank account balance if you dare.
Foreign AffairsRe: North Korea Warns U.S.: We're Fully Ready To Go To War' As Trump Threatens. by softwerk(f): 4:36pm On Mar 21, 2017
darkhorizon:
This is an ignorant comment,get your facts right Sir.
Identify the ignorance Oga notice-me!
I'm waiting........... huh
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economy Is Finally Out Of Recession - World Economics by softwerk(f): 4:15pm On Mar 21, 2017
Rubbish! Just like the polls said Hillary Clinton would defeat Donald Trump?! huh

I won't believe this poo until a bag of rice is sold for N11000.

Come and beat me tongue
PoliticsRe: ​Certificate Scandal: Senator Dino Melaye Reacts To Senate Probe by softwerk(f): 4:12pm On Mar 21, 2017
When your village witches finally raise their transport fare from Kogi to Abuja! angry
Foreign AffairsRe: North Korea Warns U.S.: We're Fully Ready To Go To War' As Trump Threatens. by softwerk(f): 12:20pm On Mar 21, 2017
Olympus has fallen must be deceiving this nuclear trigger-happy 'small boy'!!!

Donald Trump currently owns 70% of all the world's Nuclear Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles shocked

The Trump is also known to be unstable!

I personally won't want to mess with him.
CrimeBreaking News: Body Suspected To Be Suicide Dr Allwell Orji Recovered (Pics) by softwerk(op): 12:12pm On Mar 21, 2017
The Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Mr Fatai Owoseni confirmed the news to Channels Television.

He said the body was recovered by the Marine Police at the Onikan end of the lagoon.

Dr. Orji’s body was found three days after the incident occurred.

Until his death, Dr. Orji worked at the Mount Sinai Hospital in Surulere area of Lagos State, southwest Nigeria.

He was said to be on his way to Victoria Island for a meeting with the Medical and Dental Association of Nigeria when the incident happened.

Temporary reports from Police authorities revealed that the deceased had asked his driver to stop the vehicle before jumping across the bridge and into the water.

The Lagos State Emergency Agency (LASEMA) in a statement said there was a distress call of a man who parked his grey coloured Nissan SUV about 4.50 pm around Adekunle and jumped into the Lagos lagoon.

The agency said the vehicle and the driver had been taken to Adeniji Adele Police Station for further investigation.

http://www.channelstv.com/2017/03/20/body-of-man-who-jumped-into-lagos-lagoon-found/

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Romance20 Shocking Side Effects Of Tramadol Abuse (must Read) by softwerk(op): 11:35pm On Mar 20, 2017
Tramadol is a synthetic opioid analgesic (painkiller) that is frequently prescribed to manage moderate to severe levels of pain—such as that experienced after surgery or in chronic conditions like arthritis. It is commonly marketed under one of its brand names, Ultram.

When abused, tramadol can also cause confusion, drowsiness, suppressed breathing, and death.3A person who has become physically dependent on tramadol may experience the effects of withdrawal if the abuser suddenly stops using the drug.

The Side effect of Tramadol Abuse include:

1. Change in consciousness

2. Decreased awareness or responsiveness

3. Difficulty with breathing

4. Lack of muscle tone

5. Lightheadedness

6. Loss of consciousness

7. Severe sleepiness

8. Shortness of breath

9. Slow or irregular heartbeat

10.Unusual tiredness

11. Dizziness

12. Difficulty falling asleep

13. Headache

14. Constipation

15. Diarrhea

16. Loss of appetite

17. Sweating

18. Dry mouth

19. Tremulousness

20. Nausea

Prolonged abuse of Tramadol has also been attributed to Kidney and Liver damage!

https://9jastreet.com/20-shocking-side-effects-tramadol-abuse/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Releases Hot New Photos by softwerk(f): 3:19pm On Mar 20, 2017
Nne5:
Omg.

The 2nd and 3rd pictures.

My oh my!
My only problem with these kind of guys forming sex idols is that they cannot really perform when push comes to shove tongue kiss

Even with a lifeline grin
TravelRe: Bloody Motor Accident by softwerk(f): 8:08am On Mar 20, 2017
And which Idiot put that devilish cat saying 'nice one' on the pictures showing dead bodies?! huh cry
CelebritiesRe: White Boy Hugs Davido's Daughter, Imade In School. Davido Reacts (Pics) by softwerk(f): 8:00am On Mar 20, 2017
Really very cute pictures OBO aka Mr Flesh-To-Flesh grin

It's too early to be scared though!

The kids are just having innocent fun kiss
CrimeRe: Man Who Enslaved & Tortured His Son In Enugu Arrested By Police (Photos) by softwerk(f): 5:07pm On Mar 19, 2017
BASIC RIGHTS UNDER THE 1999 CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA (CFRN) Chapter IV of the
1999 CFRN (Section 33-34)
Right to dignity of human person (S.34):
Every person is entitled to the dignity of his/her person and no one shall be subjected to torture, inhuman or degrading treatment. Flogging or beating of any person by another for any reason is unconstitutional. Any form of torture by any means is unlawful.
TV/MoviesRe: Frank Edoho Reveals The Person Behind The ‘big Brother Naija Voice’ And It Will by softwerk(f): 5:00pm On Mar 19, 2017
[quote author=edebemba post=54742861][/quote]Thank you sir but hope you are not a wife beater too?!

Your profile pic though lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Frank Edoho Reveals The Person Behind The ‘big Brother Naija Voice’ And It Will by softwerk(f):
Who send you message?!

We prefer not knowing to preserve the mystery and fun angry

Meanwhile, have you stopped beating your wife?!
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Brother Slams Third Baby Mama: See How Hungry Looking She Is by softwerk(f): 3:08pm On Mar 19, 2017
Mr Flesh-To-Flesh Weldone again! grin
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija 2017: See This Epic Tweet, Singer Drsid Got, For Throwing Shade At Tboss by softwerk(f): 11:16pm On Mar 18, 2017
In Mortal Kombat this response is best described as;

Brutality!!!
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Gov. Ajimobi Daughter, Abisola With Khloe Kardashian by softwerk(f): 5:04pm On Mar 18, 2017
Ok
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Gov. Ajimobi Daughter, Abisola With Khloe Kardashian by softwerk(f): 5:04pm On Mar 18, 2017
Oyo State is working!

Ajimobi is working!
PoliticsRe: Magu Fights Back; Senator Dino Melaye Cries Out On Twitter - Nigerians Reacts by softwerk(f): 3:45pm On Mar 18, 2017
Even your verbosity and unnecessary flouting of your ill-gotten wealth in choice cars alone is enough indictment Senator Dino Melaye!

And if you think Tinubu has forgotten and forgiven you so quickly, think again grin

Magu danced to your blues the other day, now you dance to his reggae grin

You can't fool the people all the time!!!
SportsRe: Planes Fly Over Arsenal Vs WBA Match To Protest Against Arsene Wenger (Pics) by softwerk(op): 3:37pm On Mar 18, 2017
U guys are not serious! Can you date a girl for 20years without any plans to marry her?! angry

Arsene Wenger; Out!!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Posed With His Beard Growing All Over His Chin & The Lower Cheeks(pics,vi by softwerk(f): 2:41pm On Mar 18, 2017
Mr Flesh-To-Flesh grin
CelebritiesRe: Runtown Dapper In New Photos by softwerk(f): 2:32pm On Mar 18, 2017
Morale Of The Story:

One Good Hit Can Change Your Story kiss

#Mad Over You!!!!!!

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But why Bad $$&@@@?! huh What kind of nonsense is that?

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