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nabsprada: greetings boss...its getting late,na sleep sure pass nw,good nite house,may d day break wit us!

Horlawoomey God bless beyond ur compréhension. How u dey?

luvlycutebay: No, i will nt, he wl serve his punishment 4 nt thinking twice b4 saying any word in this room.
I ve went thru all the previous pages nd i see d way he jux dey talk to pple anyhw. (Angry mood)

Well if joking with u will be misconstrued Then I think I will have to stop. Am deeply sorry. Good day

omaimoje: M mercy, Microbiology, AAU ekpoma, Edo state

I was thinking u will start and end with the letter "M" that is M=Mercy M=Microbiology M=MAAU M=Mekpoma M=Medo and finally M=Mstate


Laffin in Taiwanese. MERCY WELCOME

Akerry: Sojiboy, i sight u"...abeg i dey find the following people o...beulah, orekelewa, jenny, ibrochaka, suyamaster, kalushaiyke, and our chairlady...

Shey na me Com kidnap them ni. Abeg stop am if na play ooo. Chairlady don join Chibok girls.

Recently, the Vice Principal of Babcock University Ilishan Remo
in Ogun State, gave reasons why the school made its students
vegetarians....
The management emphasized that the tradition of the owner
of the university, the seventh Day Adventist Church abhors
meat consumption for its members.
According to the Vice-President (VP) of the university, Prof
Iheanyichukwu Okoro, meat diet exposes people to cancer,
and other diseases and above all, shortens life.
He also added that the church felt it should introduce
vegetarianism in all its institutions because the church has
adopted vegetarian diet officially, therefore its institutions
also must follow suit....

AjGentle: Gbese!!! Chairman don Vex
HOUSE NEWS UPDATE!!
In a Recent development D chairman of C14 as voiced his distaste 4 comrade Sojiboy's attempted coup detat' and as promised adequate punishment to the disloyal ause member after sitting with the legislative ause.
The coup which has gone on 4 close to 3days took an uncommon u-turn after the culprit stepped down and renounced his ambition dis afternoon.
More updates as the story unfolds....

noordean: datz gud mr soji,ao r u duing,ur day and ur family? Were u realy serious abt d Huge money?? W r cool,hun?

The money is still INTACT but I don change my mind. I wan go buy plot of land with the money.

Una ego is not my problem

Akerry: sojiboy, am nt into all ur swagalicious slangs! Moreover, they aren't d.o.p.e. With time, the house excos will critically examine ur case and sanction u accordingly.

Akerry what is the meaning of that, sanction me for showing interest for an elected post.
U will hear from my lawyers as soon as you they are back from Abuja.

More so we I need to talk to the deputy or vice Chairman of this house. Please somebody link me up with her.
Akerry!!!!

After wide consultation and for the sake of national peace and tranquillity I withdraw from the race and I hope Akerry will be magnanimous in accepting my withdrawal in the race. So I am not just a member. Shiiiiii awon Goons dey around. Poka! Bajinatu plenty fun awon goons me

NYSC: NEW ALAWI FOR CORPS MEMBERS
- DG NYSC.
The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) says it is
working
toward placing corps members on a public service salary
scale to stop frequent agitation for a review of their
allowances.
Its
Director-General, Brig. Gen. Johnson Olawumi, said this at
a media chat on Tuesday in Abuja.
He said that already, the scheme was collaborating with
the National Salaries and Wages Commission to concretise
the proposal.
Olawumi said that the scheme had made series of
attempts
at the National Assembly to secure an adjustment in the
allowances of the corps members, adding that such
attempts had been unsuccessful.
He said that the scheme had taken the matter before the
wages commission for a solution, adding that the current
N19, 800 monthly allowances for corps members was
inadequate in view of the economic situation in the
country.
The NYSC boss also announced the resuscitation of the
Presidential Award to corps members who had excelled in
their service to the nation, adding that the 2013 and 2014
editions would hold this year.
“It (award) was instituted in 1974 with the purpose of
rewarding corps members that distinguished themselves
through selfless service to their host communities.
“The 2012 and 2013 editions of the award will be hosted
later in the year along with the 2014 edition and
preparations are already in top gear in this regard.’’
On request for corps members’ relocation, Olawumi said
that such requests were approved only on marital and
health grounds.
“However, with the current security situation in some
states of the country, the scheme applies the doctrine of
necessity when corps members apply for relocation on
security reasons.
“In such instances, the corps members get relocated
automatically; but not to a state of their choice.’’
He, however, warned that the scheme had concluded
arrangement to punish those corps members
whonpresented
fake health report to aid their relocation, adding that the
drastic action would be applied to all those caught in the
act to serve as a lesson to others.
Meanwhile, Olawumi said that more than 2.7 million
graduates had passed through the scheme since its
inception in 1975.

trendiitee: Say NO TO VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!! Sojiboy is a 1st class rogue,, we dnt need a rogue,,we need a tru leader like Akerry..........Akerry is our man ooooo not sojiboy ***ntooorrrr***

Freedom of speech but I can't guarantee ur freedom after speech oooo. U called me a rogue cos I showed my interest in a contest. Then u are among the uncivilised power monger. Truly Akerry is a leader before my arrival but Cat has arrived let every rat go on sabbatical.


Laff in a militodemocracy way

AjGentle:
I don dey salivate oooo PPLE dis is uhmmm. Akerry where you dey ooo cum talk ur own . Don't 4get money is involved oo ausemates (winks)

Ajgentle yes money is involved, or will u manage my campaign? U know what that means?

Akerry: I just confirmed that he is high on cheap drugs.....#sojiboy, u can go for d post of c14 Cleaner# or u pack well

Akerry watch your back if you dey waka for road oooo, if you no want a democratical way of doing things, na coup remain ooo.


We have men willing to carry out the coup.

Say Gbagba! Say Shiwon! Say shiiiiii!

AjGentle: Evening my pple. hw una dey . Sojiboi and akerry make una start campaign 4 re-election ooo. 4 ause mates lyk me dis season is about making money so campaign and do well(winks) sojiboy may be we can rethink(smiling)

And of the greatest Nairalanders, articulate Nairalanders this is the unique,humble, and unshakable, undiluted and ever Ahuja voice of Sojiboy humbling seeking for the post of C14 Chairman. Ever since the Boko Haramic and unchallengeable nonchalant attitude of Mr. AKERRY(acclaimed Chairman) who seems not to cater for the welfare of C14 members and me knowing the importance of my people I have this in stock
1.3bags of rice and 4kegs of grounds oil
2. One Corper Khaki and face cap with NYSC inscription
3. Every electoral committee members is entitled to boot and waist bag.
4. After my Emergence since am in Ekiti State I will host all the members of C14 at Ikogosi warm spring.

My number is available and will always be available.
Join this vision.
I won't talk of cash here cos of EFCC but don't doubt it money is at hand, fully at hand.

Smile! Everly Sojiboy, a vote for brighter and better C14 members.

Say gbosa!

Akerry: Welcome once again Sojiboy....all we need frm u is ACTIVE PARTICIPATION... Lol@hijackers of power, are u IBROCHAKA's brother?lol

Akerry don't dare me ooo, I have money, power, Arms and dogged followers to execute my mission but let's just see how far they can go besides am new to do dat

Good morning house, even though I seem not to be recognised by the Executive for the fear of hijacking power from them, I still dey follow the trend. #IrepEksu. C14 LO SURE JU

I hail all the jobs oooo. JUST GREAT ING THE GREEATABLES. how many days to go oooooo!

Good morning to C14 members. How many days to go?

I am Gabriel popularly known as AngelGabby Sharaaaaaaaa.

Study Fisheries and Hydro biology


I rep #TeamEksu and Batch C14 I look up to.

NYSC be posting people's children like letters... . deariz God ooo

Which of the 3 Batches of service year is the best



Answer
Batch C is the best because C stands for Charity, Charismatic, Celebrity, Colourful , Creative, Credible, Competence, Competitive, Capacity, Capable, Clarion Call, Corper Infact C for Christmas.

God bless Batch C.

Abeg any latest information on When to get the mob form. I want to serve in police station oooo

***My Chat with The First Female LASU Students' Union President***
After the press Confrence Organised by Nans Lagos State chapter On the 22/08/2013 @ International Press Centre (IPC) Ogba. I meet with the first FEMALE PRESIDENT in the history of Lasusu(Com.Hassan Mojirade Monsurat aka M.J) relax as u enjoy the chat...
AngelGabby-Goodafternoon,May I meet you?
Com. MJ- I am Com.Hassan Mojirade Monsurat,The LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS' UNION PRESIDENT,Am a final year student of Economics in faculty of social sciences.
AngelGabby-Whatare your portfolios before emergingthe NO1 Lasu Student
Com.M.J- I served 2 times in the Student parliamentary Council,I was an Honourable representing my constituency in my 200l and 300l,I was the secretary social commitee before I contested as the Vice-President of the Students' Union and latteremerged as the president of the students' union.
AngelGabby-How did you feel when you were declared the President?
Com.M.j- Well it was just a normal feeling I had when I earlier emerged as the V.P,Nothing serious that much,I just believed there will be more challenges ahead of me.Initially I was thinking I couldnot handle the position because, Normally being a students' Union president in Lasu is not what comes very easy even for my Male counterpart and considering been afemale the BIASED perspective that am a lady and it poses question like How can a Lady rule Us?, but I was able to overcome that with the help of my colleagues,who stood by me and encouraged me andwith my little experience as the former V.P of the Union,I just feel normal,Nothing special.
AngelGabby-Whatare your achievements within the period that you have been declared president of the Lasu Students' Union
Com.M.J- Well,Its not actually something that have been for a long time,Its just within few months unlikethe one year Tenure I should have spend If I was elected originally from the beginning of the Tenure but with the little time we have spent in Office,we have been able to set records for incoming regimes to break.We have been able to achieved what have never been done in the history of LASUSU.
*The Lasusu Match,That is the first of its kind in Lasu.
*We also have the Lasusu Magazine the first of its kind too.
*Then we did Miss Lasu beauty peagant competition and
*we had the CULTURAL Stimulation which is the first of its kind which is basically done to promote culture among our students,because it seems alot of studentshad already forgotten there heritage,some students feel because they are now student they should forget their culture(i.e Yoruba,Igbo or Hausa culture) and all they do is english and western culture,we did the Cultural Stimulation to IGNITE and REVIVE the cultural spirit in Lasu.
AngelGabby-How are You Combining Academics with the Union Activities?
Com.M.J- That is the least of all challenges am going through because normally am a WORKAHOLIC,I am use to merging so many things together even bfor i became the president. After my hustling and bustling at school in the morning and afternoon,I get back to my room late at night.Most time i dont sleep at ,I use it in covering up what i missed during the day i.e I do my reading overnight.The only difficulty i have is attending lectures,Most times I am not able to attend lectures and even when am in class i get emergency calls/texts so i leave to attend to crucial issues that most happen to be a matter of life or death of our Union members.Most time there is always issues that aglfeect our students welfare I MUST attend to ,Its notthat I dont like lectures but the mantle bestowed on me require me to sacrifice my classes/lecture for the well-being of the populace/Lasuites.
I get notes from my colleagues and I read them at night and I also get text books and material to aid myreading.
AngelGabby-whenYou are NOT into Union activities,whatdo you do?
Com.M.J-Am always in my hostel,I am not a very socila person like that,I dont attend parties and all sorts,am mostly in my room readin or relaxing.If I am not in my hostel,then I will be at home with my Family here in Lagos.
AngelGabby-Whatis your advice to the Fedral Govt concerning the Ongoin ASUU Strike?
Com.M.J-The only thing I can say is for F.G to meet ASUU demand(s),Because ASUU demands is what we students are in support of,even IF we ar not in support of the strike action.what ASUU is demanding for is genuine,I mean Adequate funding of Education from F.G which I believe it going to help the economyof the nation as a whole is Genuine.I just want F.G to attend to ASUU as quick as possible.
AngelGabby-whatis your Advice to Female in NigerianInstitutions especially Universities?
Com.M.J- My advice for female students is for them to be focus and well determined,especially for the fact that alot of people within and outside the country have been attaching so many negative comment to our female students in Nigeria institution especially Universities,Claims like all they do is Aristo,Prostitution and the likes, but that is not true,we have femalestudents that are CARVING GOOD IMAGE for females in Universities both in Nigeria and outside the country,attaining leadership positions like myself(smiles),and doing best in the academics even more than our male counterparts. I strongly advice female students to be more focus and study hard because there is so much competition now among we and our counterpart and we are still fighting for gender equality and if we are fighting for such,then we should be up and doing infact doing better than our counterparts in all ramification because What A Man can do A Woman can do BEST.
AngelGabby- (Smiling) Do you have a Mentor?
Com.M.j- Not really or let me Just say God and my Father,because most of all I do are from the priciples God laid down for man and I learn alot from my Dad.
AngelGabby- Can you tell us who your Dad is or his full name if you wont mind.
Com.M.J- Why cant I,He his Alhaji Chief Dr.M.A.K Hassan ,He is the Aree Musulumi Baduu Oba Adinni in Epe. Baduu town in Epe,He is my mentor.
AngelGabby-In the nearest four years what will you be doing?
Com.M.J- God willing I should have completed my PH.D and probably come back to the system(Lasu) because I wish to impact lifes by lecturing Gods willing and If NOT I will own an Organization,I will want to run an NGO basically for women and children.
AngelGabby- Does grades affect Career? Your Opinion please...
Com.M.J- Yes it is but not in all cases,If one graduated with 1st class and cant defend it,You start asking,how come u made 1st class.But for those that can defend it,its a plus on there career and those that cant defend it,its left for them.
Basically what is most important is building oneself for Labour Market,There are some 2:2 students who are far better than 2:1 and 1st class students.Skill acquisation is an added advantage to any degree in school.If you have a 2:1 and you cant defend it,Its a blow on you,your department and your school .
Angelgabby-Words for ASUU,FG and Nigerians students?
Com.M.J- First of all for ASUU,Please find other means of achieving your negotiations been implemented with F.G,Instead of resorting to strike and distrupting tha academic calendar of the school which will definately affect the students career and elongate ourstay on campus.
For F.G I want to categorically say that most of our leaders now benefitted from free and uninterrupted education,why shouldnt we? I want F.G to fund education more and properly or better still they should heed to Unesco recomendation which is 26.5percent budget allocation to education. And I think Nigerians should employ the socialist system of economy instead of the capitalist system we are operating.
If the masses must be Librated,Education is the only key for Libration and the best way to achieve that is to fund education properly and give free education oraffordable if not free.
And lastly to Nigerian students,I will advice the to study hard,lets be focus and Maximize this strike in getting ourselves into any artisanal work or Learn Trade.This will help us alot.
AngelGabby-Thanks for your time Her Excellency.
Com.M.J- Its My pleasure Mr.Press...Laughing
Interview conducted on the 22/08/2013.
Recorded and Edited By Adesoji Gabriel Angelgabby

Pls,traveling out of Nigeria for Masters is what am considering.Pls i need the cheapest country to study with d maximum amount they will charge.pls kindly post the country and d amont needed to complete d study.thanks

Who tell Una say me Mr.Yaro Neva know say Sanusi dey Bleep my wife i know,but the more he Bleep her,the more we smile to our account.
Sanusi continuing fuckin but please as soon as Sharia law is intact,U must be dealt with apropriately.
So all of Una don even hear the story I am finished,where is my gun

Did anybody take note of the time 3pm and the news was posted around 1pm,I tut its a breaking news or A Prospective news

JOSE SIGNS(THE SUN SAYS ITS OFFICIAL)
Jose Mourinho is Chelsea’s new boss — &that’s official!
The Special One sealed a spectacular £40M 4yrs deal on Tuesday night.
A senior Blues source revealed: “It’s official Jose is a Chelsea man again! Everyone is delighted he’s coming back — the club,the players&the fans
“We are already looking forward to next season — we are sure it’s going to be very exciting.”
It was revealed exclusively that on May 3 that Real Madrid chief Mourinho was heading back to the Bridge.
And we can now reveal Mourinho finally put pen to paper during a 2-day trip to London this week.
His cover story was attending the Crystal Palace-Watford play-off final at Wembley on Monday&visiting ­ friends in the capital.
But the real purpose of the visit was to seal an emotional return to his beloved Blues along with right-hand man Rui Faria.
Now it is expected he will be unveiled next week in a blaze of publicity by the Europa League champions.
That is after he has taken charge of Real’s final game at home to Osasuna on Saturday,which will bring to an end his controversial 3yrs reign at the Bernabeu.
There is just time for the 50yrs-old father of 2 to squeeze in a holiday with his family before starting work in earnest in July.
Mourinho’s 1st match looks sure to be the pre-seasonfriendly in Thailand against the Singha All Stars XI,the kick-off to a Far East tour that also takes in Malaysia&Indone ­sia.
Then he will take the Blues to America for the International Champions Cup tournament which features 2 of Mourinho’s former clubs,Real Madrid&Inter Milan,as well as Everton,Juventu ­s,AC Milan,Valencia& ­LA Galaxy.
Much is expected of Mourinho,who won 6 trophies in just 3 seasons during his 1st spell at Chelsea between 2004-07.

Chelsea had a better season,played in all competition with same numbers of player man-U played,ao do want d best out of players when they play matches in 2days intervals,from Fa,to champion league to europa to weekly premier leagu to all d rest and we cam out triumphantly with a prestigous European glory...
Man-u only played ucl and premiership so dey ve more players to concentrate on a weekly performances...chelsea all the way

Since the Nations newspaper has lost its value in S/w and Nigeria as a whole due to the fact that all Acn governors use it to propagate propaganda and give false news,pple are now wise and they ve dumped The Nations to the bin of Irrelivant.
Which Dailies do u know/think sales most in Nigeria Now?

MESSI GIRLFRIEND HOSPITALISED: Messi girlfriend was trying to wake Messi up this morning.
In the process, she said, "Messi, Messi, its 8!
Messi Jump up and replied: THEY SCORED AGAIN?
"Girlfriend: NO, its 8am... I mean your training time.
Well, the report reaching me now is that the girl isstill in hospital...

Ekiti state university students went on protest today which led to the closure of the school today alone. The students were protesting against the Obnoxious,wicked and inhuman policy of the schoool.The policy is No school fees No Lectures,Meanwhile 75percent attendant qualifies a student for an exam.Dont 4get that the sch is paying NOTHING LESS than 90000naira and above.

"PDP National Chairman Alhaji Bamanga Tukur said “Come 2015 PDP will dribble & defeat all opposition like Messi & Barca FC.
***My Take***
Is Tukur sewious wit dis or Jokin,dis he realise that to every Massi there is Alaba and to every Barca there is Bayern if GEJ watch Barca Vs Bayern match,I am sure He will force Abati to dismiss that quote and dessociate it rom Pdp.Knowing fully well the Blow Barca recieve.Though APC cant be Bayern though they are eida Realmadrid or.......
APC isnt an alternative

My cousin and GF went for JAMB and on there way back home,they where beaten blue Black by rain and there papers where wet beyond repair and now they cant view there Jamb reg number,pls can U help

Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, Ogun State Command, said weekend, that it had arrested about 82 candidates of the just-concluded Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, UTME, inthe state for alleged involvment in examination malpractices.
The exam, held last Saturday in about 108 centres across the state, however, recorded no violence.
State Corps Commandant, Aboluwoye Akinwande, in a statement by the CommandPublic Relations Officer, Kareem Olanrewaju,said the candidates were arrested from different centres across the state for cutting corners during the examination.
Akinwande said, 30 candidates were arrested in various centres in Abeokuta, ninein Ewekoro local government, while others were arrested at OlabisiOnabanjoUniversity,OOU centre, and MolusiCollege in Ijebu-Ode, Ijebu-Ode Local Government Area of the state.
“Some of them were caught using their phones while others were in possession of prohibited materials like books, palm tops, Scientific calculators among others. The Corps will take appropriate action on
the candidates caught cheating.
”The first thing is that they have been made to fill relevant forms. Investigation will be conducted, that will determine their culpability and then we can decide on their trial. Necessary information about
them have been collected.
“Apart from the arrest, no violence was recorded in any of the 108 examination centres. The large number of arrest recordedwas as a result of effective coverage by Civil Defence. They were taken by
surprise as they thought it was business as usual.
“The Corps will continue to do its best at all time to ensure examination malpractices are reduced to the minimum if not eradicated. We will continue to appreciate the support of candidates, parents and otherstakeholders,” the Corps Commander said.