₦airaland Forum

helo nairalanders let wait and see .The Fedral Govt and ASUU will hold there meetin tommorow so let us look forward to see whta the reply is.I believe that on the 111114/05/2007 we will start our lecture fully i.so Great Nigeria Student please tell PDP Govt to have Mercy on Us we dont have much time to waste on our studies.We find it dificult to read at home but in school we will do that willing and an IDLE MIND IS A DEVIL WORKSHOP so pls help us out.We re tired of staying at home.

helo nairalanders let wait and see .The Fedral Govt and ASUU will hold there meetin tommorow so let us look forward to see whta the reply is.I believe that on the 111114/05/2007 we will start our lecture fully i.so Great Nigeria Student please tell PDP Govt to have Mercy on Us we dont have much time to waste on our studies.We find it dificult to read at home but in school we will do that willing and an IDLE MIND IS A DEVIL WORKSHOP so pls help us out.We re tired of staying at home.

Hey greatest Ife ASUU and Fedral Govt will be having meetin tommorow which is10/05/2007 with Minister for Education so i Pray we will Resume next week 14/05/2007.I am in Awo block 3 too Tglaz you can call me on 08020905385
God Bless sojiboy,
God Bless Saburi,Barry Blacky,Soweto,Awo,Figo,God Dey,Karl Max
God Bless Awo Hall (Home Of Aro)
God Bless OAU (Oba Of All University).
I love you all.greatest ife

I envoy you my guy keep it up.Infazt zat your zizter muzt be a formedian.I feel you.all nairalanders dis is what we want.
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I enjoy the first 2 guys they re too musch.The third guy Bleep up dont you go to skool cant you see that d topic 4 dis dicussion is jokes about scool and education why is it dat common sense is not common you rush in and bring yeye sperm matter insid, despite de fact say de joke no even sweet.O boy go think ooooooo

Greatest Ife Student lets be strong we ve started the battle and I beleive GOd will help us Fight the battle.Faborode is a very stubborn human being yet Saburi wont get tired for him.But about our resumption date let look 4ward to june immediately ASUU call off the strike.because Obasanjo said the new selected sorry {elected) President Yar-Epe sorry Yar-adua will look into the matter but pls let us be strong accordin to our anthemin quote

"ALUTA AGAINST ALL OPPRESORS
4ward ever backward never for learning
and culture sport and STRUGGLE"
GREAT IFE GREAT ILOVE YOU THEREIS
ONLY ONE GREAT IFE IN DA UNIVERSE
ANOTHER GREAT IFE IS A COUNTERFEIT
GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Hey you guys shud stop disturbing yourself about resumption date.The fact is dat Obasanjo said tha the next meeting with ASUU will be with new selected sorry (elected) President which is Yar-Epe sorry (Yar-Adua).that shud be on the 4th of June 2007.But I pity OAU Ife Student they ve been at home since Febuary be4 the strike and now they are still at home.pls me iI don tire tell Yar-Epe to do somtin finefor the ASUUoooo.sojiboy4eva2rule@yahoo.com

great ife great ife
africa most beautiful campus
we are concious vigilant progressive
aluta against all oppressor
forward ever backward never
for learnin and culture
sport and strugglle
great ife great
i love you there is only one great ife in da universe
another great ife is a counterfit
great great great greaaaaaaaat

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I was at IFE 4 my POST JAMB on the 30 of swept men ife is a great school inddeed i stay in FAJ HALL blocck 1 room37 RED CROOS ROOM i hope those WAHALA GUYS OF AWO WILL CHANGE when we the freshers enter thatn faj hall.pls can somebody tell me the best hall for male student in IFE but no matter you pple will say i will prefer to resume in FAJUYI HALL.THANKS

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IMPEACH IT A PITY DAT AFTER ALL DAT MAN HAS DONE FOR EKITIT STATE THEY STIIL DONT APPRECIATE.OBASNJO DECLARE STATE OF IMAGENCY DIS MORNING 19/10/2006

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An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"



The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"



About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!



The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."



The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
we still couldn't get the jar open."

I found a website the other day
that claimed it had a database of over 80 million baby photos
collected from hospitals across the world.
Just for fun, I entered my name and hometown
and sure enough, it brought up my baby photo.
I played around with it for about a half an hour.
I typed in your name and it brought up 3 photos.
I guess a lot of people share your same name.
Of the three pictures, I'm pretty sure I know which one is you.
I copied and pasted the url to your photo below.
Click on it and let me know if I picked the right one or not.

www.hospitalsoftheworldbabypics.com/156643890439.jpg

A man went to work for a Zoo Veterinary LOOK IN THE LION'S MOUTH THE VET TOLD HIM, How do i do that?he asked "carefully"replied the Vet.

A man throuhout his school days couldnot study or read on his own to pass his papers,instead he memorizes other people's answer.After his graduation from college he went for an employment interview,before he was called for interview,a lady had already finished her interview and the man asked the lady for her interview question,not realizing that the question may be different.The lady gave him the following short answers {1928; Obafemi Awolowo; yes but not scientifically proved}.He was latter called for interview and the following question were asked:
QUESTIONS ANSWERS
When were you born? 1928
What is your name ? Obafemi Awolowo
Are you isane? Yes but not scientifically proved.

kerewawa by ZULEZU tongolo by DBANG IGBEDU BY psquare THEM KILL HIM MAMA BY fela

hello nira lander
Akin Akindele AKABashorun alagbado is da 1st basket mouth is da second julius agwu is da third i go die is da :oforth ok

well my guy stop dat awuf purg bele wey you dey talk.okey!we deserve it after loading a huge amount of money in a month dont we desrve anytin from them?after all you wake up in da nite when you re supose to sleep yuo make free calls is dat not awuff too my guy despite of dis things dat celtel re doing they re still DA BEST.OK

That is very bad for a citizen not to no how speak or understand.Well i dont blame them but i blame the government and the parent.well theree is still hope for all nigerians if only they can enroll thier chldren in a skool dat speak thier language.and the government shu make it compulsory4 all2 toteach at least 2 nigerian languages in a skool.SOJIBOY

LET HER INFORM HER FATHER OR THIER FAMILY LAWYER INSTEAD OF WAISTING HER TIME WIT ANY HEPLESS FRIEND.SHE SHUD ACT FAST.I THINK D FAMILY LAWYER WILL GFET D GUY ARRESTED BE4 D GIRL GO DIE.