₦airaland Forum

DICKstractor:



Free that bird.


I'm shuddered by the fact that you considered setting it on fire.


To clear you mind, there's not spiritual about the bird.

Set it free, let it also enjoy nature as you do

Thank you!
It still surprises me till date how most Africans react to natural occurrences to be spiritual it's almost as if they want it to be spiritual! No wonder we still backward!

Hmmm!
Should i tell him how many other guys gave her comfort, made her laff and slept with her whenever he made her cry while he was on his rendezvous or I should just continue minding my biz!!

heendrix:
I can't seem to understand how being shot in the arm would make a grown muscled man pass on in minutes....or was he shot with a poisonous bullet.

Heart attack mehn!

TMKsouth:
How do u even threaten someone with violence in their own country?

Before some group of people started claiming lands/territories to themselves the world was for everyone n y'all lucky cuz of independence if not u won't b making the statement "his own country"

FrankBass281:
Na this one I fit call graduation no be our graduate here for Nigeria wey think say Dem don graduate yet nothing Dem know.i was discussing with an ICH 500L student today about the course he is studying and he couldn't answer very simple questions I asked him. Everybody for 9ja wan answer graduate yet nothing dey their head. When we accept that schooling in Nigeria is bleeped up and dump it and get better things doing with our lives the better
All the same I get Facebook accounts for sale.note you have to send money before I give you the details

Send money first ni!!, U no trust Ur customers n u want them to trust u... You n Ur accounts go old o.

Hmmm!
Does that mean something or someone else made her Hot to the point she had to leave the set!
Hmmm maybe a kiss or romance scene. Well this kinda shows someone else can or is visiting that honey pot too!
Well who am I to judge as for me I can stay the least 5 months without sex even as a guy so maybe this lady is just clout chasing or she is just a sex freak or maybe Baba gbola too good.

What exactly do u mean by the rest!!

BOOOMNAIJA:
Wow...pple like this are d reason I'm still proud to call myself a Nigerian....the rest are just a bunch of disgrace ...from Buhari to tinubu to bandits to Boko Haram to toke makinwa to bad infrastructure...

Not just d hostel even d streets intact d whole Nigeria is always dirty

tuwayz:
Ah! Madam can't you see that I posted the link to the thread where the environment was not cleaned?

For she to sleep with her ex there is a probability that the husband to b can't or does not satisfy her sexual fantasies.... So she will eventually cheat again even after marriage so if it's me(Godforbid) I will kindly advice her to still explore till she find someone else who can or she reconciles with her ex.... Everyone deserves to b with who makes them happy n satisfy them sexually

Deathforall:
This man would have been a better president than that lifeless terrorist aka ajala the useless traveler
Hell even a dead dog can do better than buhari.

Leave this talk if finally him enter there sef Una go still complain... Nobody can satisfy Nigerians! even if God come b our president Una go still complain.

So y'all still v time to watch TV!!!.... Y'all must b rich then.

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It's clear most of y'all don't understand d hidden message he is trying to pass to Nigerians n probably d world.....

Very soon we will hear federal government spent 3.5 trillion naira to buy 50 work class monkeys from Taiwan!

Why most y'all can't celebrate people's progress in life without backlashes!!!... Most of y'all just bitter u ain't d ones in their shoes.. B happy 4 people n d universe will be happy with you.

lindareep:
MESSI ONLY TOOK BREAK TO REST!



Meanwhile, guys I sell Pen!* Enlargement; improve your performance and satisfy your partner , I will deliver to your preferred location within Lagos, payment on delivery is allowed
Price: 5k

Last last all these enlargement things na scam!

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

I think, she the first African based dj
To be interviewed on CNN
Buh not too sure

N so?
What's so special dere
Why do Africans like downgrading themselves!

chingle5:
God, I have suffered at the hand of CSS ........ I just don't know why it is very complicated ......... learning HTML was very easy feeling like a boss, unlike CSS ...... please any aspiring web developer in the house ....... lets link up jare and help each other out to grow......... i stay at lagos around unilag side.......... i need a learning buddy ......... me I want to make money sharp sharp jare

Mentor : see learn to program because you have passion for it...

Me : I want to learn to program because I want to make money to take care of ya father , ya mother, ya children, their generation, and even ya forefathers that are in their grave...

Wahala 4 we wey no even know d easy programming languages

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga tell us the truth, ... That your so called Innocent Offer you made to that woman, If it were your Fellow Man, would you have made such an Offer to him

Leave am make him come dey catch cruise here like our leaders.. Him no know say d babe know say wehrey dey disguise!

Hmmm!
If the cameras stopped working around 8pm n d shooting started around 7pm...let's see the 1 hour interval footage then.

Karlovich:
So much uncontrolled anger in Nigeria, RIP to the dead lovers.

Learn to read b4 u type rubbish!.. Pastor and his assistant not lover!

NaijaCoverBlog:
The Man Get Money, that car is one of his cars

Why you dey reply dat 2000 pikin... No b everybody like showoff

Yes you get better oil for head all these are normal things stop using religion to mess things up everything depends on your mind n aw you think and see life.. U can watch porn once in a while as long as you don't let it keep you from carrying out your daily duties n activities properly.

dangotesmummy:
having sexual urges and flashes of sex is not a crime.its human nature.stop turning humans to religious dummies

myBraine:
He's only following the bandwagon and nothing more. Jack is a smart businessman that's playing a dicey game with the collective sanity of lazy protesters.

The more the hashTag trends on Twitter, the more relevant the platform becomes in Nigeria and the more valuable it becomes in the global market. Let's keep making a fool out of ourselves while thinking that in this challenging and competitive world where trade and tech war has become the order of the day, a foreign nation will want an Africa country to outdo them in Democracy and good governance. Don't you know that once we have good and stable governance, we'll start thinking of advancing our technological feat and reach. No foreign nation currently conceives the idea or possibility of an African empire. Imagine a country like Nigeria now building hypersonic missiles, DEW, nuclear propeller and warheads? That's a bigger threat to world peace and I'm in no way in support of that.

The truth is that Nigerian youths are growing wings and they have to be cautioned on time, unless we'll have to bear the burden of living with limited access to the internet and little or no access to other internet services like the world wide web and Co.

We'll only ended up pioneering a new generation where smartphones and computers will become irrelevants. In a tech world that's currently moving towards IoT where all our electronics will become an integral part of a smart environment, which will later give rise into a smart economy. A computer OR a smartphone without the internet is nothing but an electronic idiot. We should stop the protest now so that our kids will not live to become a victim of our weird and destructive invention.

The protest is gradually snowballing into an economic missiles and it needs to be stopped.

Well this clarifies d fact that you are still not woke!