₦airaland Forum

What is the reason for the washing of her private part?

To lure men for marriage?
To start having children?
To f*ck well well?
To clear odour?
or to do what?

pls I want to know.

Where is he trekking to or from? I ask again.

garriboy:
Is it from lag to abj or abj to lag?

There is a mix-up somewhere. Where actually is this young man trekking to or from?
Yesterday, lalasticlala said he is trekking from Abuja to Lagos.
Today, Chychyobbi is saying he is trekking from Lagos to Abuja.

For clarity sake, where is he trekking from?

I agree with EggovinMma. Business that is being patronised everyday is good business. Don't look at the volume of returns. It may be small, but it is on daily basis. e.g.

1) Food stuffs.

2) Ashawo house (Brothel) with different sizes and shapes of ashawos. This may look awkward to some people. But guys, there is this ashawo joint in Calabar, I know some of you know the place. Two brothers own the place. These brothers buy latest cars and houses with ease. This is business or is it not? Some others in other states, you name them.....guy this business gives money.

Patoranking....You are living in ignorance.

All the girls you have been f*cking are they your wives? or do you think you are the only one f*cking them? How do you classify prostitutes? You sleep with a girl and you give her money, what is she? or do you think is only when you pick them on the street or brothels? So long as the lady is not your wife, she's a prostitute or in disguise. You are not the only one she's sleeping with.

Get that into your ignorant skull.

This APC plane is a clear and typical representation of APC. They think and tell people they can fly, but all are capital deceit both to them and those the can deceive.

What if the lady likes or is keenly interested in the guy's attributes or style?

I am a Nigerian living in Nigeria. From your contribution, I can deduce that you are still a teenager. Anyway, is an opinion like I said. Pray to have no encounter with the Nigerian policemen when they meet you with some money or when they are in need of money.
But what of the other jobs? Are my observations right?

I have a good job. But just an opinion I want us to share. Others can learn from it and not to make mistakes. I do know that jobs are hard to find these days. But you cannot because the ''Lamb of God is dead, you now kill yourself with lamb meat pepper soup''.

Though this a personal choice or preference. I never liked the following jobs:
1) Police work (Nigerian Police)
2) Bank work
3) PA - Personal Assistant.

Reasons:
(Nigerian) Policemen are worse than armed robbers. They are liars.

Bank work is as good as ashawo work. It eats your time. It makes you live a fake lifestyle with or without you knowing it. Makes you count and safe-keep other people's money and talk in millions even when you don't have. Makes you keep looking for bank jobs when you are out of one bank. Makes you unfit for most other jobs in other establishments. Finally renders you useless when you are out of bank work.

PA job appears to me like a ''boy-boy'' (house boy) job. I can't imagine myself attached to my fellow man like super glue. His movement and lifestyle determine my own, God forbid. Instead, I join local women in one local market and sell crayfish.

This is my position on these jobs. Let's hear or read yours.
Thanx.

What caliber of pastors? Are they these type that want to buy jeeps at all cost. Religion in politics. See fake pastors taking sides instead of them to keep praying for the nation.

Where did God tell them such? God does not communicate cheaply and foolishly like them and like that. they should all go and rest and stop all this cheap popularity or notoriety.

Traditional Marriage is the 1st and last marriage. Even that's the one attended by Our Lord Jesus Christ in Galilee and not in any church or synagogue and recognized by Christ himself. I believe in God, I believe church, but do not allow the confused church of nowadays run you down. Read your Bible and believe in it not church or pastor.

Churches of nowadays have been bastardized, commercialized, personalized, monetized, secularized and now politicized.
Use your brain.

Hi good people of Nigeria.
Here is a new word derived from our unique country Nigeria. This word will be included in the Revised English Oxford Dictionary. What a great development.

The word is Chibok girl - meaning: Any girl in a place unknown to her parents.
In a brothel/hotel, boyfriend's house etc, so long as her whereabouts is unknown to her parents, is a chibok girl.
Tanx.

STORY! STORY!! STORY!!!

They are asking you of certificate of 53 years, and you can't produce it. Let me tell you gmb, certificates that are not burnt by fire, or damaged by water stay longer than man. You want to come and rule us as a military junta under the same democracy which you thwarted. Capital lie. Constitutionally and democratically, you are not qualified to be a civilian president. A very big goodbye.

It's so sad, unbelievable, surprising and in fact stupid that people still believe Nigerian politicians' promises, manifesto or whatever you may call it. So sad. All Nigerian politicians (serving or aspiring) are LIARS, THIEVES, WICKED, BLOOD-SUCKERS, DIABOLICAL/FETISH, and SELFISH.

Why did Mrs. Hajia Buhari go to London and France to study? boko haram people. I thought western education is bad.

We know those who are coming to lead,
We know those who are coming to rule, and
We also know those who are coming to fight back or revenge
or bring Nigeria to a religion raised to power 1
or even afraid of being ruled
or perpetually dominate God's given oil to Nigeria.

Those who cannot help their region to harness their God given natural resources and grow with it, but claim to be superstars that will help Nigeria out.

We know them All
and God knows his people.

Una papa get money. see who dey talk. mtchewwwwwwwwwww

Fellow Nairalanders,

We do know that many people have bank accounts and even more than 1,2,3,........bank accounts with one or more than one bank. If somebody suddenly dies say by accident, armed robbery attack etc., without disclosing his/her (various) bank accounts and other financial involvements like Pension Fund, debts owed to him/her, in other words, no disclosure or proper handing over of documents to wife, husband, family member,friend or next of kin.

What do the banks or other financial houses do with the said monies? If after some years of non-performing, and nobody came up to genuinely claim the monies.

Pension Fund Administrators, what do you do with the dead person's money after maturity, if genuinely unclaimed?

To the individual, on hearing that your creditor is dead, what do you do with the money owed to him/her?

Tanx for your expert contributions.

Long Live Nairaland
Long Live Nairalanders
Long Live Nigeria.

These single lady bankers and others are too pompous. They always feel they have got some material things. If you marry them, they become the husbands while the men become the wives in the house. This is real, I have seen some cases like that. So let marry their material things and leave marriage for the homely girls.

Oh! I remember Madam NAFDAC, Prof. Mrs. Dora Akunyili. May her courageous soul continue to relax cooooooooooooool AMEN. This never happened in her memorable time. Adieu good woman.

More of Philip plsssssssssssss.
These useless girls need to be taught a very serious and painful lessons. They think they are angels whereas they are not. Even when some of them act some of these experiences in home movies, they still fall victims. You see, they don't have brains. The only brain they have is for material things.
Bravo!! Philip my man.

The solution to Boko Haram is here with us and I have it. Costs only 50,000 pounds.
For more info check below.



























Solution: Gather all Ebola patients and drop them in the Boko Haram camp.

This tells me in particular that CSOs have not done their researches/studies very well. Nobody should misunderstand me, I don't mean to say ASUU should continue the strike. But, the strike action has reduced the rate of prostitution. Those runs-girls under the guise of campus are now at home somehow monitored by their parents and perhaps elder ones. The style now is coded and reduced, as against their campus free and naked style.

WAP pls come and develope this story. "He slapped you and asked you to sit down at the place you all were hanging out", how did both of you get to his hotel room?

They get life already. This is their life. Don't bother yourself man. Without them life will not complete.

They get life already. This is their life. Don't bother urself man. Without them life will not complete.

Take it or leave it, there's nothing like one Nig. The earlier we stop deceiving ourselves the better.

The Ibos' problem started in 1914 by lord lugard. It's a common knowledge world over that it's difficult to co-habit with the northerners with their bigotery ways of life (religious, cultural, political etc.).

The oil found in the south(S.E & S.S.), if it was found in the north, Nig. would have devided long ago.

The Ibos, you have forgetton about "abandoned property" so soon. The one that happened bw you and your Ikwerre close brothers? This time is the north, SORRY.
"Once beaten, twice shy". Your legs that are outside Igboland with not augur well.

Southern Sudanese did it recently, you can still do it.
REMEMBER YOU ARE TIGERS IN ACTION.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Sometimes, this central bank mallam or aboki or mai guard talks sense, and sometimes he talks capital NONSENSE.

Who told him that the north is more populous than the south?
2. What does the north contribute to the growth of Nign. economy? except killings, confusion & crises.

3. What talent does the north have? in terms of technology, entertainment, int. trade/commerce etc. except "I must rule" syndrome. If don't rule, nobody else will rule.

Is that the reason why the north has numerous lazy & unproductive wives for only one crude farmer, and bear children like rats, so that they'll get more money from oil?

4. All your children have neither education nor craftmanship. So more oil derivation should go to who and for what?

5. Did boko haram tell you that their reason for bombing Nig. is oil derivation formula?

Just wait we'll soon enter resource control. We shall see if the troublesome islamic north will not survive.
N O N S E N S E.
Oil deriva

You can't use an hausa muslem to fight boko haram.

If you sell your dog, and buy monkey, animal that squats is still in your house.
Are there no xtian IGs?

kabiru sokoto & others, anywhere you like be, the blood of the innocent must surely get you, any time any day, like osama bin ladin.

I dn't have the time to go throug all your responses. But the few I went through anyway, I agree with your vital & correct points, which I may categorize under:- economic, cultural, religious, social, educational, & biological reasons.

Permit me to add this (opinion & advice),
in my candid & close observation, poor people are more fertile than rich people.
Reason- all in the name of riches & civilization, the rich tend to destroy most of their fertility ingredients (eggs, sp*rm, hormones etc) throug cosmetics, drugs, surgery etc.
Whie their poor counterparts are naturally raw, 'pure', & intact.

Pause & Ponder.

All these things are material or artificial.
The best gift should be natural & long lasting, so that when she looks at it after several years she'll remember you, is,
Give her belle,