₦airaland Forum

There is nothing absolutely fascinating or fantastic about this ukwu. It is nothing but fibre and muscles that have nothing to do with her brain or even beauty.

Don't be deceived. Even during f*cking, you won't even remember the muscular ukwu.

Fellow well meaning Nigerians.

The information and indeed a disturbing concern I'm about posting now is real. It happened in Calabar last week, and I'm quite sure it has been happening. I know some people will start asking where is the evidence, but I tell you it happened live.

Some NAFDAC officials / Inspectors came to a shop in Calabar and discovered EXPIRED items in the shop. Guess what, they collected money(bribe) from the shop owner and still left the expired goods for him. They neither took away nor destroyed the goods. They went away. I moved to inform the Police when somebody contacted me because I don't tolerate things like this, but they left the are before I came around. I pretended to be buying things from the same shop and confirmed it. All my body formed goose-pimples on knowing this.

Things of Health, Safety, Security and Environment shouldn't be compromised at all. You never know who will be the victim.

Nigeria is doomed - Arise O' NAFDAC.

RIP Prof.(Mrs.) Dora Akunyili. Your legacy cannot be forgotten, and will continue to bless your children.

skedman:
Knowledge is power
From your write up it is so obvious that you need more education and exposure
Muric quoted some sections in the nigeria constitution
The fundamental human right
Everybody have the freedom or right to religion or to dress in a manner that is acceptable by his or her religion
Muslim mode of dressing does not portray immoral act compared to women that put on mini skirt to churches and nobody talks

You need more and more education instead.
Nigerian constitution written by who and when?
Fundamental human rights - yes. Did anybody ask you not to wear your hijab in your mosque or practice your religion?
Mini skirts in churches - yes. Churches and schools are they the same thing I ask again. Don't you know that every environment or locality has its own rules and regulations?
Don't you know that your hypocritical hijab is a hide out for bombs and other dangerous weapons?

You wear hijab you carry bomb, but another person wear mini skirt does not carry bomb.

Abide by the school rules period. School is not mosque and has absolutely nothing to do with religion.

Questions & issues:

1. Is hijab school uniform?
2. Is hijab school identity?
3. Is islam the only religion in the school?
4. Do you know that school is for education, your hijab is for religion?
5. Do you know that education and religion are NOT the same thing?
6. Why are other religious sects in the school not using or applying their attires or practices in the school?
7. Do you pay school fees in the mosque?
8. The constitution you're quoting is politics, school is education, your hijab is religion, do you know?
9. What is the importance of your hijab to Nigerian economy generally?
10. Why do you people drag us behind?
11. Why do muslims find it extremely difficult to abide by other people's rules, but want theirs forced on others?
12. Why do muslims always look for trouble?
13. Why do you people issue threats all the time?

If you don't like the school's rules and regulations, then withdraw your wards to your islamic schools.

ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE.

You want your cattle to rule over us, now is your piece of hypocritical smelling cloth called hijab.

All muslims and hausa-fulani in this country are migrants from neighbouring north African countries. They're here now disturbing the peace of the south. They should live in another planet all alone.

Reasonable countries are busy advancing. These useless hypocrites are here in a free land disturbing us with cattle and hijab.

kapelvej:
even his children can not defend bub like the way you are doimg[/qu[quote author=fukara post=79838549]In 2014, GEJ budgeted 100b for Ranching across the country. Like many projects, it has never seen anywhere and nobody dare ask or cry for Any Fulani stuff.

Buhari came in 2015. You said, Fulanis are the source of insecurity in Nigeria. He said, OK. Let's provide a lasting solution to this menace by restricting their movement. Thus;

1- Gracing route =No
2- Cattle colony =No
3- Ranching =No
4- Ruga =No

The FG agreed with your 'NO' but ask if there's any state that will volunteer to donate a land which 11 states from the north, YES from the north have volunteered to provide land for the RUGA. Yet, you are still shouting and crying for this as well. However, you have a market which is also own by the government and you go about your businesses everywhere in Nigeria without any harassment or intimidation. But you don't want others to have this privilege.

I ask, what do you really want? �

you rightly said that people "go about their businesses everywhere in Nigeria without any harassment or intimidation".

I ask you, do those people go about with weapons killing, raping and destroying other people's crops? Do they cause any form of trouble?

I ask, what do you really want? You asked.

Answer: 1. It is dangerous to live together with people who fight for their god, and not allowing their god to fight for himself.
2. It is dangerous to live together with people who are too domineering, and who feel power is their birth right.
3. It is dangerous to live together with people who kill innocent children and pregnant women, and like seeing blood.
4. Finally, it is better and safer to divide Nigeria and live peacefully apart.

The questions are,

1. Before 2015 when Buhari assumed office as the president of Nigeria, where there fulani herdsmen in Nigeria?

2. Why are these fulani herdsmen terrorizing the whole Nigeria, most especially the southern part of Nigeria?

3. Why is the federal government spending our money in billions of naira to take care of these herdsmen? Money that can be channeled to
infrastructure, education or health sectors.

4. Is cattle rearing the ONLY type of farming in Nigeria?

5. Why are cattle more respected and cared for than human lives and other people's crops?

6. Is it because Buhari a cattle rearer is the president of Nigeria?

Please well meaning Nigerians, how did we get ourselves into this zoo of a country, that somebody cannot get into his house in his village and sleep with his two eyes closed because of the troubles from the north.

[quote author=Osagyefo98 post=77299476]https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/we-live-peacefully-with-our-hosts-says-hausa-community-in-nnewi.html?fbclid=IwAR2kHzr4iuBqbyAtQbN-RsOMkELtRMDc78g-Q4fNSUKqIAy6pbBLDdYjXdU

Arrant nonsense. Every ethnic group has a culture. And for you to co-exist with them, you have to abide by their culture.

Igbo's don't give or ask for land for burial. They send back the corpse of their kinsmen home or pay for a cemetery.

You need your own market so that you can secretly stock pile weapons right?

And why are the Hausas and Yorubas not investing in Igbo land?

OddsIsland:
ABUJA—GOVERNOR Mohammed Bello of Niger State, yesterday, said those pushing the former vice president and presidential candidate of Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in February 23 election, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, to challenge the outcome of the election in court could be doing so to get money from him.

According to him, with his victory, people of the state should be assured that his administration was committed to providing dividends of democracy to them and to complete ongoing projects it started, adding that the new ones to be embarked on would be of benefit to the general public.

On Atiku’s claim that he won the election, Bello said: “It is not unusual, when you lose elections, you go to court for so many reasons. It could be that you think you won or it could be that someone is telling you that you have won or it could be that someone is telling you some miracles can happen. “It could also be that someone wants to get money off you. So there is no reason why after free and fair elections had been conducted and it is clear in the eyes of the world, one still believes that there are shoddy dealings.

“Anyone who feels dissatisfied is free to approach a court of law. It is a free world, everyone is entitled to his opinion. But honestly, from what I saw in Niger, this election has been the fairest election we have conducted so far.” Despite the declaration of election inconclusive in some states by Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, the governor said that election was the fairest election so far conducted in the country. He said: “I think INEC did extremely well, the security agencies did very well as well. It is not unusual when you hold elections in a country like Nigeria where you have so many units to have issues with one or two units.”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/03/presidential-poll-atikus-legal-battle-may-be-a-rip-off-gov-bello/

Thank you for your advice Bello.
Do you think Atiku is as dull, weak, tribalistic, undemocratic, bigotry as Buhari, that unqualified and selfish people around him will be pushing
and steering like a car or wheelbarrow?
From the last time I checked, you're not more politically sound than Atiku. When Buhari lost elections and went to court did advise or said same to him? Nigerians voted for Atiku, but APC bribed INEC. Nigerians know this.

Is better to try or attempt something big and lose, than to attempt nothing and succeed. Atiku is not using your money, strength or time.

wuta:
Good morning my fellow nairalanders please help a brother my name is Abraham Paul I need your assistance to raise 10K to buy a master's degree form at ABU Zaria which it will be closed in 3days time
My bank account is 0027417411 GTB
Thanks and God bless you all

My advice to you is to better go and learn a trade or better still get a professional experience
than this your masters degree deceit. Masters degree is useless in Nigeria, unless you are aspiring to be
a lecturer.

Advice No be curse o. Good luck.

bimbod:
How the 3 most popular faces of the so-called "3rd force", Moghalu, Sowore and Durotoye, performed at the 2019 presidential election.

Did any of them get your vote?

These guys are better than all the old greedy, visionless and lifeless rulers who have been turning themselves around.
My candid advice to them is to start from somewhere first, e.g. any of the Houses of Assembly, Governorship, or Ministerial offices
to learn ''Nigerian politics''. They are too fragile for the kind of demonic, nepotistic cannibalistic and tribalistic politics we play in this ''shithole" called Nigeria.

dejol88:
Sequel to the just concluded elections , I have decided to get out of this country forever. To be sincere i have raised 6 million naira in cash but dont want to invest it here due to unfavorable climate .

Kindly list out 1st world country i can relocate to and the steps to take to achieve it.

Your kind input would forever be appreciated

What do you do for a living?

franchasng:
All what you typed is bullshyyyt!!

Just read what you typed again. People complain NEPA but I run gen every time and you are proud to say that as an achievement, shame on you and all Nigerians celebrating mediocrity in Nigeria!

Life is not all about making money, safety of life matters, quality of life matters.

Life is valueless in Nigeria.

Even with the little money you are making and thinking you have arrived, you are not safe, your neighbor can wake up and kill you while trying to kidnap you out of envy of your little success.

Your security man can wake up and plan with robbers to rob and kill you and nothing will happen!

You spend hours on traffic due to bad roads, your life is depreciating if you don't know.

You run generator everytime, that's noise pollution + carbon monoxide air pollution that is reducing your lifespan everyday you put on the gen.


If you develop a serious illness, your life is at risk because no quality healthcare in Nigeria to take care of you and your loved ones.

SARS can stop one day on wrong identity or alcohol induced and label you ritualist or yahoo or armed robber and demand huge sum of money and if you try to explain they shoot you dead and nobody will question them!

Stray bullets can hit you from SARS or Police or cultists fighting with their rivals in your area or while you are out drinking or hanging out.

Don't discourage the poster not to travel out, if he can afford it let him relocate for the sake of quality life and that of his kids and future generation.

If Nigerians can reelect Buhari a woefully failed President, then Nigeria is doomed as a nation

on point man.

You have 6 million naira and you don't know how to travel. What do you do for a living? From my understanding, you don't even know what you are going to do there.

Sequel to the just concluded elections , I have decided to get out of this country forever. To be sincere i have raised 6 million naira in cash but dont want to invest it here due to unfavorable climate .

Kindly list out 1st world country i can relocate to and the steps to take to achieve it.

Your kind input would forever be appreciated[/quote]

Don't be deceived if you're outside calabar. Tinapa is a 'dead on arrival project'. It has never worked.

Our governors are vision less. They constantly embark on 'white elephant projects just to enrich themselves and
put the whole state in perpetual indebtedness.

Tinapa cannot see the light of the day unless calabar sea port is functional. As I speak, NO container vessel comes to calabar
sea port, ONLY petroleum products vessels. The goods that come to Calabar come in by road from Lagos, that's why
things are very very expensive in Calabar. Now tell me, how it work when it is viewed as a heavy commercial hub for
Calabar and its environs. Nigerian government has NEVER allowed anything to work in the south.

You don't climb the ladder from the top. The sea port should been taken care of first.

APC has sworn to take over all regions, the west, the middle belt and the southeast after Ekiti governorship election.
They can do anything now, after all APC members now are former PDP members, besides their president PMB doesn't react to killings and injustice in the land.

When PDP members are being killed ...it is right
When Fulani herdsmen kill people ........it's right
When BH kidnapp little Leah Shaibu
and refused to release her because she
doesn't want to be a muslim........,..........it's right
When IPOB says we want to be on own.....python will dance. Kill them all.

People should try and verify issues before commenting
Calabar sea port is NOT as busy or operational as this woman has put it across.
Remember this woman is a candidate of APC, Buhari and his daura brothers, and Laid Mohammed.
There's. NO single container vessel that comes to calabar sea port.
The only vessels that come there are few petroleum products vessels that service the Tank Farms in Calabar, the remaining few are for Danote businesses as usual.

This is why things are very expensive in Calabar, and their so-called Tinapa cannot function. There's NO goods exportation or importation taking place in Calabar.

Madam I beg you, you mustn't make a video post to show some form of ignorance. Yes, we known there're a lot of fake products nowadays.
But please do convince yourself more by putting that your blue band onto a hot plate or pot (not hot water) and see if it will turn to vegetable oil form or not.
If it turns to oil, then there's not wrong with it.

We know buhari already. But he will face the music squarely.

2019 can never be the case of "the monkeys and the baboons will be soaked in their blood" according to buhari, NEVER.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Another bastard warming up.
You are rejoicing and disturbing everybody for bring
a bastard into this useless country called nigeria.

A very big tanx to GEJ.
What has PMB done? Only working on GEJ's laid down plans, and commissioning of projects started by previous administrations.

Payment of petroleum subsidy when he said that subsidy is a scam in 2015.

Do your breasts bring money?
Can your breasts send buhari out of office?
See as you be like praying-mantis.

Mine is, when it's given to ashawo what is it called?

sorry.
Nairaland is bastardized.

My endless gratitude goes to my husband, Prince Odianosen Okojie for giving me his consent, knowing fully the sacrifices and adaptations he will have to put up with.


''knowing fully the sacrifices and adaptations he will have to put up with''....

This part, I do not understand. It has been observed that Mercy Johnson is on of the Nollywood actresses who have
enjoyed a steady marriage.

But from what I can see now, it may not be so again. The is not a pray or wish, but a fact.
Let me tell you Mercy, Nigerian politicians are devilish. their gifts are mami-water gift, bring head come and take head.

You better be careful.

Emerging revelation has it that the northerners are buying time because PMB is undergoing a heart transplant.
They have been able to get a heart of a 35-40 year man to be transplanted to Buhari so that he can continue to rule, so that power
will not move away from the north.

But I have solutions to Buhari's health recovery.
1) Buhari should be taken away from London to daura. He has a better health condition when he is with cattle.
Think of it, ever since Buhari was in daura before 2015, did he travel to anywhere for medical treatment?

2) Alternative relocation is saudi arabia or any islamic state, where he will be hearing allah alkbar very early in the morning around 0500 am.

3) Buhari is not used to London atmosphere because his religion hypocritically forbids western education, health and technology

4) Going back to Aso rock will mean fast burial.

My question is, WHY Buhari not fallen sick all this while, only for him to come and use our money and spend it anyhow in London without
any gain?

Emerging revelation has it that the northerners are buying time because PMB is undergoing a heart transplant.
They have been able to get a heart of a 35-40 year man to be transplanted to Buhari so that he can continue to rule, so that power
will not move away from the north.

But I have solutions to Buhari's health recovery.
1) Buhari should be taken away from London to daura. He has a better health condition when he is with cattle.
Think of it, ever since Buhari was in daura before 2015, did he travel to anywhere for medical treatment?

2) Alternative relocation is saudi arabia or any islamic state, where he will be hearing allah alkbar very early in the morning around 0500 am.

3) Buhari is not used to London atmosphere because his religion hypocritically forbids western education, health and technology

4) Going back to Aso rock will mean fast burial.

My question is, WHY Buhari not fallen sick all this while, only for him to come and use our money and spend it anyhow in London without
any gain?

What kind of nonsense is this? After paying tax which is meant for infrastructure, you still want to use my pension?
Buhari or whatever you call yourself, don't even try it.
WHAT NONSENSE.

My advice:

Tenant beware.
That your landlord is a juju man. Dogs and evil spirits/fetish things are not friends at all.
The dog will expose him that's why he doesn't want it around him.

Come to think of it. Dogs are added security, who doesn't want security? Think about it.

[quote author=Wolexyoshi post=52912788]I am not into MMM though, but the "Greener pasture for doctors and coffin dealers" will be because of you and all your family members. Idiot!

I am also not into MMM, neither any of my family members.
In other words I and my family have no money to loose.

He who has fetched insect infected firewood, has definitely extended invitation to lizards. So you see, I and my family cannot suffer Hypertension, stroke, heart attack or even death, but those who have used their money to buy all these. it is a simple truth and not a wish.

You don't have an inch of idea how Nigerians can be greedy and foolish about money.
This is why Nigeria is what or where she is today. Sheer greed and foolishness on the part of our so-called politicians.

Become a millionaire out of nothing.

[Self consolation.I will surely remind u of this when MMM is back[/quote]

I like your spirit.
Self consolation indeed.

The honest truth about MMM is that MMM Nigeria is GONE. mavrodians as you all are known, know the truth and tell yourselves
the truth. The earlier you do this the better for you.

So forge ahead with the economic recession Nigerian politicians brought to you added to the one you have brought to yourselves
out of sheer greed and foolishness.

Once again, mavrodians sorry o o o o o o o, if at all you deserve my sorry.

Another news is that coffin dealers are warming up, after they have finished with their one month fasting and prayers.
They called upon God to use MMM to look their side, and their prayers have been answered.

Greener pasture for doctors and coffin dealers.