dejol88:
Sequel to the just concluded elections , I have decided to get out of this country forever. To be sincere i have raised 6 million naira in cash but dont want to invest it here due to unfavorable climate .

Kindly list out 1st world country i can relocate to and the steps to take to achieve it.

Your kind input would forever be appreciated

What do you do for a living?

franchasng:
All what you typed is bullshyyyt!!

Just read what you typed again. People complain NEPA but I run gen every time and you are proud to say that as an achievement, shame on you and all Nigerians celebrating mediocrity in Nigeria!

Life is not all about making money, safety of life matters, quality of life matters.

Life is valueless in Nigeria.

Even with the little money you are making and thinking you have arrived, you are not safe, your neighbor can wake up and kill you while trying to kidnap you out of envy of your little success.

Your security man can wake up and plan with robbers to rob and kill you and nothing will happen!

You spend hours on traffic due to bad roads, your life is depreciating if you don't know.

You run generator everytime, that's noise pollution + carbon monoxide air pollution that is reducing your lifespan everyday you put on the gen.


If you develop a serious illness, your life is at risk because no quality healthcare in Nigeria to take care of you and your loved ones.

SARS can stop one day on wrong identity or alcohol induced and label you ritualist or yahoo or armed robber and demand huge sum of money and if you try to explain they shoot you dead and nobody will question them!

Stray bullets can hit you from SARS or Police or cultists fighting with their rivals in your area or while you are out drinking or hanging out.

Don't discourage the poster not to travel out, if he can afford it let him relocate for the sake of quality life and that of his kids and future generation.

If Nigerians can reelect Buhari a woefully failed President, then Nigeria is doomed as a nation

on point man.

You have 6 million naira and you don't know how to travel. What do you do for a living? From my understanding, you don't even know what you are going to do there.

Sequel to the just concluded elections , I have decided to get out of this country forever. To be sincere i have raised 6 million naira in cash but dont want to invest it here due to unfavorable climate .

Kindly list out 1st world country i can relocate to and the steps to take to achieve it.

Your kind input would forever be appreciated
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Don't be deceived if you're outside calabar. Tinapa is a 'dead on arrival project'. It has never worked.

Our governors are vision less. They constantly embark on 'white elephant projects just to enrich themselves and
put the whole state in perpetual indebtedness.

Tinapa cannot see the light of the day unless calabar sea port is functional. As I speak, NO container vessel comes to calabar
sea port, ONLY petroleum products vessels. The goods that come to Calabar come in by road from Lagos, that's why
things are very very expensive in Calabar. Now tell me, how it work when it is viewed as a heavy commercial hub for
Calabar and its environs. Nigerian government has NEVER allowed anything to work in the south.

You don't climb the ladder from the top. The sea port should been taken care of first.

APC has sworn to take over all regions, the west, the middle belt and the southeast after Ekiti governorship election.
They can do anything now, after all APC members now are former PDP members, besides their president PMB doesn't react to killings and injustice in the land.

When PDP members are being killed ...it is right
When Fulani herdsmen kill people ........it's right
When BH kidnapp little Leah Shaibu
and refused to release her because she
doesn't want to be a muslim........,..........it's right
When IPOB says we want to be on own.....python will dance. Kill them all.

People should try and verify issues before commenting
Calabar sea port is NOT as busy or operational as this woman has put it across.
Remember this woman is a candidate of APC, Buhari and his daura brothers, and Laid Mohammed.
There's. NO single container vessel that comes to calabar sea port.
The only vessels that come there are few petroleum products vessels that service the Tank Farms in Calabar, the remaining few are for Danote businesses as usual.

This is why things are very expensive in Calabar, and their so-called Tinapa cannot function. There's NO goods exportation or importation taking place in Calabar.

Madam I beg you, you mustn't make a video post to show some form of ignorance. Yes, we known there're a lot of fake products nowadays.
But please do convince yourself more by putting that your blue band onto a hot plate or pot (not hot water) and see if it will turn to vegetable oil form or not.
If it turns to oil, then there's not wrong with it.

We know buhari already. But he will face the music squarely.

2019 can never be the case of "the monkeys and the baboons will be soaked in their blood" according to buhari, NEVER.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Another bastard warming up.
You are rejoicing and disturbing everybody for bring
a bastard into this useless country called nigeria.

A very big tanx to GEJ.
What has PMB done? Only working on GEJ's laid down plans, and commissioning of projects started by previous administrations.

Payment of petroleum subsidy when he said that subsidy is a scam in 2015.

Do your breasts bring money?
Can your breasts send buhari out of office?
See as you be like praying-mantis.

Mine is, when it's given to ashawo what is it called?

sorry.
Nairaland is bastardized.

My endless gratitude goes to my husband, Prince Odianosen Okojie for giving me his consent, knowing fully the sacrifices and adaptations he will have to put up with.


''knowing fully the sacrifices and adaptations he will have to put up with''....

This part, I do not understand. It has been observed that Mercy Johnson is on of the Nollywood actresses who have
enjoyed a steady marriage.

But from what I can see now, it may not be so again. The is not a pray or wish, but a fact.
Let me tell you Mercy, Nigerian politicians are devilish. their gifts are mami-water gift, bring head come and take head.

You better be careful.

Emerging revelation has it that the northerners are buying time because PMB is undergoing a heart transplant.
They have been able to get a heart of a 35-40 year man to be transplanted to Buhari so that he can continue to rule, so that power
will not move away from the north.

But I have solutions to Buhari's health recovery.
1) Buhari should be taken away from London to daura. He has a better health condition when he is with cattle.
Think of it, ever since Buhari was in daura before 2015, did he travel to anywhere for medical treatment?

2) Alternative relocation is saudi arabia or any islamic state, where he will be hearing allah alkbar very early in the morning around 0500 am.

3) Buhari is not used to London atmosphere because his religion hypocritically forbids western education, health and technology

4) Going back to Aso rock will mean fast burial.

My question is, WHY Buhari not fallen sick all this while, only for him to come and use our money and spend it anyhow in London without
any gain?

Emerging revelation has it that the northerners are buying time because PMB is undergoing a heart transplant.
They have been able to get a heart of a 35-40 year man to be transplanted to Buhari so that he can continue to rule, so that power
will not move away from the north.

But I have solutions to Buhari's health recovery.
1) Buhari should be taken away from London to daura. He has a better health condition when he is with cattle.
Think of it, ever since Buhari was in daura before 2015, did he travel to anywhere for medical treatment?

2) Alternative relocation is saudi arabia or any islamic state, where he will be hearing allah alkbar very early in the morning around 0500 am.

3) Buhari is not used to London atmosphere because his religion hypocritically forbids western education, health and technology

4) Going back to Aso rock will mean fast burial.

My question is, WHY Buhari not fallen sick all this while, only for him to come and use our money and spend it anyhow in London without
any gain?

What kind of nonsense is this? After paying tax which is meant for infrastructure, you still want to use my pension?
Buhari or whatever you call yourself, don't even try it.
WHAT NONSENSE.

My advice:

Tenant beware.
That your landlord is a juju man. Dogs and evil spirits/fetish things are not friends at all.
The dog will expose him that's why he doesn't want it around him.

Come to think of it. Dogs are added security, who doesn't want security? Think about it.

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I am not into MMM though, but the "Greener pasture for doctors and coffin dealers" will be because of you and all your family members. Idiot!

I am also not into MMM, neither any of my family members.
In other words I and my family have no money to loose.

He who has fetched insect infected firewood, has definitely extended invitation to lizards. So you see, I and my family cannot suffer Hypertension, stroke, heart attack or even death, but those who have used their money to buy all these. it is a simple truth and not a wish.

You don't have an inch of idea how Nigerians can be greedy and foolish about money.
This is why Nigeria is what or where she is today. Sheer greed and foolishness on the part of our so-called politicians.

Become a millionaire out of nothing.

[Self consolation.I will surely remind u of this when MMM is back[/quote]

I like your spirit.
Self consolation indeed.

The honest truth about MMM is that MMM Nigeria is GONE. mavrodians as you all are known, know the truth and tell yourselves
the truth. The earlier you do this the better for you.

So forge ahead with the economic recession Nigerian politicians brought to you added to the one you have brought to yourselves
out of sheer greed and foolishness.

Once again, mavrodians sorry o o o o o o o, if at all you deserve my sorry.

Another news is that coffin dealers are warming up, after they have finished with their one month fasting and prayers.
They called upon God to use MMM to look their side, and their prayers have been answered.

Greener pasture for doctors and coffin dealers.

Ans is 64
10-2x8 is 64

ban or no ban is non of my business. I'm getting tired of this nairaland front page news by the stvpid moderators.

Someone feeds his dog or goat - front page.
Dogs mating - front page
one woman in her kitchen - front page
somebody arrives at the airport - front page. what nonsense.



As in useless ones esp that abo//ki that gives ban like birthday gift [/quote]

And this is front page news. Stvpid and useless nairaland moderators.

Please before you eat any cucumber that you do not know the source, thoroughly wash it with vinegar, hypo or gentamycin syrup.
Because where two or three girls gather a cucumber is in their midst.

A word is enough for the wish.

Mercedes Benz my car anytime, any day. This is another strong class. This is rough & thumble.
Mercedes Benz I hail o o o o o. carry go. The only car in the whole world.

Buhari is planning to hand over(Nigerian method of election) to this man, so that her daughter will be the next first lady.

The question is, why this man has not married this ripe lady ever since her dad(Buhari) was pursuing cattle in daura?

Is that why Nigeria (Buhari & co) is preparing to pay heavily to boko haram for the release of the girls?
So that boko haram will later use the money to reinforce and the struggle continues.

It's a fat lie. Buhari & Hausa arrangee. A way of releasing detained boko haram members.

We don't have confidence in buhari.

The correct spelling in Igbo language is buharia - meaning turn or change the position of something.
The turn or change could mean for good or bad.

Now people's eyes and brains are beginning to open
concerning nowadays pastors and churches things.

I agree with the first poster. Go to your God directlly, don't be deceived.
Gullibility, not understanding the Bible and lack of faith/belief in God are people's problems.