₦airaland Forum

In Nigeria, it takes an infant 18 years to become an adult.
And it takes an adult 8 years to become an infant.

Infant lawmakers in Nigeria. What kind of laws will they make?

His Excellency,

Greetings to you sir.
My warm congratulations and welcome to Aso Rock.

Sir, I watched your inaugural speech where you said "you belong to everybody, and belong to nobody".
I equally saw and heard when you said " you will not interfere with the National Assembly.
In other words, separation of powers within the three arms of government stands, but that "we can not fold our hands and watch........(things going wrong)".

Today, I watched with dismay an early stage of embarrassment, show of shame, adult-hooliganism, selfishness etc. in the House of Reps.
I also read about Sen. David Mark having over 200 Aides and now sacking some of them including his son and brother. These so-called Aides
were being comfortably taken care of with our money.

I have also watched Sen. Dino Melaye's public show of childish affluence. This is just but a few.

My Appeal:
Sir, please use your good office to make the NASS non-lucrative.
By this, selfless and not selfish people will go and represent us, if this arm of government is so important.

You are strongly supported.

Thank you sir, God bless.

Nairaland moderators should be careful.

So this makes front page. Anyway I know that all these front page stvpid stories are
posted by the moderators.

Next time, the front page will be
A nairalander's goat don shit.

Why are the members of the legislature elected? and the members of the other two arms of government appointed?

This constitutes to mediocrity, injustice, and "election"/selection of thieves, hoodlums, touts, murderers, selfish, and power hungry
people into government offices.

This why we see somebody who has spent years in nollywood toying with ladies boobs and booties all of a sudden becomes a
legislature. No atom of merit, experience or knowledge whatsoever.

Our government and sensitive offices have been turned to banking industry.

For Executive arm, a good president hand picks his good cabinet members.
For the Judiciary, until you attain certain position or qualification, you cannot become what you want to become.

Why can't we appoint good people in our midst to go and represent us in the National and state Assemblies?
and not by Nigerian election of touts.

I have observed, I may be wrong, that the millionaires and billionaires and the political looters and the legislathieves do not come to the banks their BVN exercise.

I stand to be proved wrong.

The question now is. Is the CBN BVN exercise for those who don't have up to 100,000.00? Or where do the rich do their own BVN update.

I have observed, I may be wrong, that the millionaires and billionaires and political looters and legislathieves do not come to the banks for their BVN exercise.

I stand to be proved wrong.

The question now is. Is the CBN BVN exercise for those who do not have up to 100,000.00? Or where do the rich do their own BVN update?

IGG
Initial Gara Gara.

When a hunter is going into the bush to kill/shoot animals, does he go and/or blow whistle and shake the
leaves in the bush?

I have bee watching, reading with keen interest how our security here is too porous.
You first of all talk what you will do and how if you serious about a matter.
Start first, your actions will speak for you.

Let's stop behaving like cowards. (our security men)

The subject of this post has said it all.

We are tired of spending our quality time and resources on useless posts on front page by the so-called nairaland moderators that lack
competence.

Enough. Keep the useless pictures and posts to yourselves.
Gov.'s 4 daughters are stunning and stuffs like that----------make no meaning.

This Dino Melaye, is he a boy or a man?
His life style is unbecoming and questionable.

He is not supposed to be a public office holder.
He shows his "money or riches" with gay abandon.

Anyway, I don't blame him. If he feels he's got the "money" let him invest it wisely and stop
behaving like under 30 boy.

Some moderators of Nairaland are very st*pid. What is not supposed to make front page is what we mostly see here.
But important issues, stories and news posted can not make front page.

Nairaland has been bastardized by the so-called moderators.
e.g. Toke Makinwa's personal/family matter that come up every now and then is of what importance? What is our business with that?
See Anie Idibia in kitchen------means what?
See another person at the airport----nonsense
See the other one in her bedroom----rubbish
See what one useless idiot wore to a party
See how some useless girls are pouring champagne into their private parts in a party sponsored by one useless politician and money-miss-road.
See this see that--------what benefit

Seun, have a rethink or some else will become of nairaland.

A good step.

In addition,

Boko haram
Politicians
Armed robbers

I came out with 3.10 CGPA. 0.4 dropped me from 2.1 to 2.2.
A computer course caused this for me. I did not study computer science or engineering in the University.

Imagine one young lecturer was teaching us computer back then, without even a single desktop computer.
And his style wasn't encouraging. I failed the course, carried it over, and managed to pass it when I passed it. You know what that means.

This is one of the issues. And one employer somewhere will asking me to provide 2.1, when actually I was even teaching and academically helping my fellow course-mates, assisting some of my lecturers to mark scripts, invigilate other students during exams, assisting some lecturers in writing text books and NGO research works etc. And somebody is telling me I don't have a 2.1 or 1st class.

Anyway, like I said, that' what Nigeria want. Some students did not graduate. They found their ways to NYSC, passed out, and are working and earning big money in some ministries and parastatals.

Ask them to go and get their certificates from their schools, they can't.

Let me tell us something here. I passed through the four-walls of the polytechnic and the University in this Nigeria.
Note: Am not a third class holder.

But let's get it clear. Nigeria/Nigerians like 'paper qualification' and not 'brain qualification or ability'. That's why you see a lot of
so-called 2.1 and 2.2.
What am I saying, am saying from experience that 99.5% of the so-called 2.1 and 2.2 holders that you see, especially 2.1 do not merit it.

Some lecturers on their own part are not helping matters.

One thing or the other may make a 2.1 or 2.2 material to drop down to third-class, that does not mean he/she is a dullard.

I repeat most 2.1 and 2.2 graduates can't defend it. They got it through hook or crook means because that's what Nigerian employers want.

So, I appreciate the company(ies) that are genuinely recognizing third-class graduates. Even if they didn't make it well academically, they good ones might have realized their mistakes, and can do better in other areas of life.

Syllogism: Getting a conclusion from the 1st and 2nd premises.

A good definition of a prostitute is
One who belongs to everybody and belongs to nobody at the same time.

If this definition is correct. Then it goes thus:

1) A prostitute belongs to everybody and to nobody.
2) A Nigerian President belongs to everybody and to nobody.
3) A Nigerian President is a prostitute.

Will it be out of place to say that an ex General cum President of Nigeria is a prostitute?

Prove me wrong if you can.

No insult to the President. But this is derived from syllogism.

This happened between three secondary students, a girl and two boys.
On a sunny day after school, these students were coming back from school.

Two boys:---One of the two boys climbed an orange tree and plucked some oranges. While they were enjoying the oranges.

The girl:----Came to them and begged for one orange.

Two boys:---------No, we won't give you.

The girl:-----------You think I can't climb and get oranges for myself?

The boys:---------Climb if you can

The girl climbed and got oranges for herself. On reaching home, she narrated what happened between her and her schoolmates
to her mum.

The girl's mum:----Chai, they have seen your pant.

The girl:----------No mum, that was why I removed my pant before climbing.





Be the analyst..

I am just watching Inauguration ceremony. Immediately after P Square's performance, somebody I guess one of the commentators started using Hausa language to address the entire world.

When has Hausa language become Nigeria's lingua franca?

What is happening?

No sentiments please.

Madam such is life. I understand.

But seriously, I am interested to help you out, so long as you husband has given his consent.

So how do we meet? Don't mind nairalanders and their yabis.

you need to ease tension.
Waiting to hear from you.

To an unsuspecting customer or subscriber, this may appear to be real.
But at a closer observation or understanding, this a scam to me.
Because the 12 Months FREE Internet is actually not free.

What happens to the N1000 or above they are activating monthly?

MTN and co., especially MTN you have made all your money, please help us.
MTN is criminally swindling us of our hard earned money.

Nigerians help yourselves, if you can't help from the government.

This is expected.

I have asked this question before. May be nobody heard me. Let me ask again.
Did Nigerians fought war? or did other regions gathered and destroyed the N/E?

Why on earth should we use the money from other regions (S/S, S/E) to rebuild N/E that was
destroyed by useless, st*pid, senseless, unproductive bigots and always neglect the goose that
laid the golden eggs?

This why the north is constantly hungry for power.

When others are busy building their region, the north is busy destroying theirs, planning to use the country's money as they like.

Enough of this NONSENSE.

The way and manner we conclude on issues sometimes annoy me.

The question is who was there in the house/room with them to confirm that they actually had sex?
The suspect said they did not have sex. and the victim is dead to counter it.

So we should take what the suspect has said. It's quite unfortunate.

RIP to the dead.

Wahala dey o o o. This is shameful. GMB so you don't know how to start?

Call me I will tell you how to start........










First of all, start by writing your resignation letter.

The unproductive, parasitical north is busy destroying their region, and planning to use the money from SS and SE to rebuild
their place.

Power hungry FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Buhari is giving too many excuses.

Let him get in there and do the magic he has promised. I taught he had studied the Nigerian problems
before he was hell-bent in ruling this Nigeria, or he didn't remember that this is not military era and other world economic challenges?

If I may ask, did Nigeria fight war? Why is he talking of rebuilding the north-east. The senseless, unproductive muslim people destroyed their
area, so let them rebuild it.

Why should somebody use our money to rebuild the north while the s-s & s-e where the money is coming from suffer again?
This is another regime of backwardness of the s-s & s-e. Consideration and attention back to the north again. The region that cause us pains
all the time.

S-S & S-E ARISE!! ARISE!!!!!!!!! This is getting too much. ARISE NOW or remain backward or second class citizens in this so-called Nigeria.

The government of Nigeria is a government of mis-match.

Tam-David West, how does your profession match with petroleum industry?

Square pegs in Round holes.

You have started showing how you people will mislead Buhari. And it is obvious that Buhari doesn't rule but his deputy, and you people want to mislead him the more. He'll see what GEJ saw.

@ odeotito
No matter the level of your grammer and insults, Patience Jonathan has become what your mother, father, wife, husband, sister, brother and even yourself all joined together cannot be.

Thank you.

Patience Jonathan is right to shift the date of the summit.

1) She's the summit's outgoing president and she has to hand over. Can you attend a meeting and handover as an ex?
2) Buhari said there will be no office of the first lady.

We are watching and following bit by bit, step by step of every words and promises of Buhari.

Yes, the house where the problem of this so-called Nigeria started. It will never be well with Lugard.
Yes though the did has been done. But it can be corrected. Let the truth be told,

WE ARE NOT ONE NIGERIA.

The earlier we split this country called Nigeria which was built on falsehood, the better. The problem is that so-called Nigerians don't tell themselves the truth even when they know it.

I repeat there's nothing like one Nigeria. View it religiously, culturally, politically, geographically etc.

If this story is true, then America can be so stupid atimes. What's so big deal in going to America?

Few questions here

1) Is this actually a kidnapping incident? The parents of this little girl should check her properly physically and spiritually.
2) How did the so-called kidnappers get the girl's father phone number, definitely the little girl can't know and say his father's phone number off-
hand.

Hmmmmm
Obj & Gmb...
Am laughing in my local dialect.
I had already known the end of all this closeness.

1) Obj is a wicked schemer. he doesn't want his corrupt past to be opened.
2) The end, you all will see it. If I say it now very many of you won't believe me. It will not be favourable. Let's wait and see.