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Jokes EtcRe: Better Be Away From Her! by somidot(m): 10:54am On Jul 02, 2009
now oga olopa, come and get me and i'll show you my fore father was the first lawyer in africa, ha ha ha[color=#550000][/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by somidot(m): 10:18am On Jul 02, 2009
IFELEKE:
somidot, obj nah your relation? if yes then I will say blood is thicker than water.
who no like good thing, actually when the guy dey for power, he was my uncle on my grandfather's mother's sister's side.
but now, well like you said, he's just another home trained Chi__p_z_e carrying a gun.
either in otta, aso rock or international conferences cool[color=#550000][/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Internal Home Memo by somidot(m): 10:14am On Jul 02, 2009
romade:
ya name resemble person wey come from somalia
if na so pele o but destiny is a choice
actually i'm a full fledged "burnt", "bread" and "buttered" nigerian blessed with a unique name, somidotun

so the prayer is for the country, wink[color=#550000][/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Internal Home Memo by somidot(m): 12:25pm On Jul 01, 2009
may the situation of my country never get that horrible, grin grin grin sad huh tongue grin[color=#550000][/color]
PoliticsRe: Atiku Says We Need Govt That Values Education by somidot(m): 12:14pm On Jul 01, 2009
as fa as i am concerned, if you want to crucify the guy, fine you are justified, but that does not mean he is not saying the truth. instead of attacking the guy, lets review what he said.
for moi, i salute his courage even if it was a bit off time,
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by somidot(m): 11:20am On Jul 01, 2009
obj fine pass keanu reeves, tom cruise or any other actor for that matter grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by somidot(m): 2:35pm On Jan 19, 2009
this also happened to me. then i had choices,
1. whether to go ahead and marry the girl and risk all the issues with an SS kid
2. whether to go ahead and marry, but do away with the issue of having kids at all
3. whether to call off the relationship entirely (only problem is that we were too matched)
4. whether to pray for a miracle (which i did)

now i'm still AS, but she has miraculously been changed to AA

hope my testimony has encouraged you.
just pray and reason with God.
i know, with Him, nothing shall be impossible.
take care.

dot
TV/MoviesRe: Tom Cruise Comes To Nollywood by somidot(m): 1:53pm On Jan 14, 2009
it is possible the guy is bankrupt and sees this as an easy tax free way out. who can blame him. i certainly don't. lets see if this willbe another mission impossible or mission too possible. cool
BusinessRe: Mike Adenuga - Richest Nigerian? Where Is Dangote? Mike Now Africa's #1! by somidot(m): 3:51am On Jan 02, 2009
kindly cite your authority please.
thanks grin
RomanceRe: To Marry My Girlfriend He's Offering Me 2 Million Naira! by somidot(m): 3:16am On Dec 31, 2008
why are you asking us, you've already made up your mind
EducationRe: My Lecturer Is A Gay And He Is Desperately In Love With Me by somidot(m): 3:02am On Dec 31, 2008
though i may seem to pity u, i must ask, "what sign did you give him that made him think you are interested?"
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by somidot(m): 2:36am On Dec 31, 2008
talking about six fingers, has anyone taken time out to think of those with four fingers?

six fingers is good, seven is better it helps with gripping and all, but i think five is the best since that is what God saw and said it was good.
Christianity EtcRe: GOV. Raji Fashola @ Holyghost Congress 08 by somidot(m): 2:23am On Dec 31, 2008
Obj and Atiku should exchange presents


and follow the newfound leadership from our governor.


abeg, the guy went in the interest of peace. tinubu too went now and even with his wife. the only thing is that they (along with baba) went only as long as they were in office. this brings one to think it is nothing but a pure political move aimed at getting the support of millions of christians there,
RomanceRe: How Guys And Girls Flirt by somidot(m): 4:35am On Dec 12, 2008
nice try. what of calling the girl, she says she has no credit on her phone, he sends her credit, she flashes him and he still is the one who calls back and asks the st*p*d question, "have you seen it"?
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Seeks End To Immunity For Leaders by somidot(m): 4:11am On Dec 12, 2008
uncle umaru is definitely a man who knows how to get the press to heap praises on him, either in form of acholades or otherwise.
imagine wanting to do away with immunity?,
i remain a doubting thomas, until i see, i wont believe.

on UI, abeg na shame on the profs and the likes, imagine for 1st 5,000 no Naija univ dey on dat list.
wetin all the other unis dey do sef?
our education?
well at least they teach us english language in school albeit with lots of blunders,
don't worry, at the rate we are going, by the next generation, one of two things will happen
either we finally get to be in the first 3,000 or we totally get off the list of the first 30,000.
cheerful thought ain't it?
RomanceRe: Is It Bad For A Man To Be Emotional? by somidot(m): 3:06am On Dec 10, 2008
being emotional is something, but ladies ask yourself, will you be with a man who lacks emotions? i think it should be there, but not too much. abi who do the emotional lady rely on if the guy don, embarassed grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Lagos: Opulence In The Midst Of Poverty (NYTimes) by somidot(m): 2:15am On Dec 10, 2008
Lagos O Lagos, how wonderful thou art. from the ages past to the ages to come. that is how lagos was, is and is to come. there is no city, state or country that does not have its own. if na only Lagos we know why shout. have you been to the slums of these so called developed first worlds? or you believe only what is seen on tv? the main thing is that at lease someone is now trying to do something about it in the person of our amiable Governor.

lets pray he finishes this first phase before his detractors surely get to him.
eko o ni baje smiley
EducationRe: Crazy Things You Did In High School? by somidot(m): 5:08am On Dec 09, 2008
(1) There was this river outside the school compound where we'd sneak out to go and swim, (that where i learnt swimming).
we were caught one day and sentenced to 2 weeks of hard labour.
we started our punishments only to go back to swimming everyday for 2week during the duration of the "hard Labour"

(2) we once went for a competition on behalf of our school where we were given monetary rewards. the only things we reported to our principal was the handshakes we were given cool
EducationRe: Kwara: 259 Teachers Score Zero In Pry 4 Exams by somidot(m): 3:37am On Dec 09, 2008
its a pity that we are not taking this as serioiusly as it should be,
let me just say that there is a law called diminishing returns in which as you grow older, you will start forgeting things you knew when you were young.
how many ph.d holders in say history can score a credit in mathematics? Yet maths was one of the prerequisite that they must have passed before gaining admission into any university.

i think the fault is with the government in this case who have not invested in training and retraining its teachers at all levels to be able to functions well in whatever capacities they are supposed to function.

i rest my case. cool
NYSCRe: Should Female Corpers Be Banned From Serving In Banks? by somidot(m): 3:04am On Dec 09, 2008
i don't think banning them is the solution to whatever problemo is they are facing in banks, i rather think some sort of mechanisms should be put in place to regulate the kind of jobs they can do and encourage them to report any sort of inconsistency.

undecided if they will be paid by the banks in lots of zeros for reporting, then i think they will be encouraged enof. the only problem may be that then, we'l have lots of bogus reports.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Seeks N59 billion Loan To Build New Satellites by somidot(m): 2:44am On Dec 09, 2008
i tot our Baba tried all he could to get us out of the debt situation we were when he entered.
its a pity that before 4 years after all his hard work we are already PLEADING for another one cry
OH God where is your intervening hand in Nigeria. We need deliverance in all arears
PoliticsRe: Ribadu Flees Nigeria? by somidot(m): 2:34am On Dec 09, 2008
abeg go easy on ribadu, its just a matter of cause and effect. you reap what you sow, is an ironic way of looking at things. this guy has sown a lot of trouble for nigerian corrupt politicians even if it was selectively done. the fact remains that now they are making him reap just what he planted into their lives in form of lack of rest of mind, hypertension, insecurity and the likes.
just offshoots of BAba's legacy.

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