₦airaland Forum

clinician2x:
So imagine they call u for interview as per graduate u carry bicycle de pedal de go. Reach there tired de sweat like thief. Na ur body go tell u

What to do now ??
Fuel don coss

Tee99:
Time to learn how to ride bike

Bicycle right time to go buy my dmx

Guys please I need some assistance.
So I met this family over 3years ago and they've kinda taken me in as I barely have a family that cares here they catered for my tuition from 200lv till.i graduated from uniben now that I'm done they're considering getting me across but I just don't know what route to actually take.
Point to consider... They're willing to do everything and anything to get me across the wife is a retired social worker and the husband works as a gm in a restaurant.
They spoke about immigrating who j sounds so cumbersome from my little research.

They also mentioned going through the church but I don't know how feasible that is
Also there's the option of the job route
But I just came here first to solicit of advice and opinions on what steps i should take

Guys please I need some assistance.
So I met this family over 3years ago and they've kinda taken me in as I barely have a family that cares here they catered for my tuition from 200lv till.i graduated from uniben now that I'm done they're considering getting me across but I just don't know what route to actually take.
Point to consider... They're willing to do everything and anything to get me across the wife is a retired social worker and the husband works as a gm in a restaurant.
They spoke about immigrating who j sounds so cumbersome from my little research.

They also mentioned going through the church but I don't know how feasible that is
Also there's the option of the job route
But I just came here first to solicit of advice and opinions on what steps i should take

Shellsploit:
They should keep hyena or crocodile around the farm premises to scare off the hippo

Lol they don't even stand any chance

airsaylongcome:
How you take know say dem embalm am? Plus body wey dey embalm go don corrupt finish by 20 years

They get vip embalming even after 5l100yrs you go dey alright...
Look up lenin

kenny714433:
The Catholic

It's a Church, a tradition engraved in art and deeds.
A place you see the Holy spirit in action through the solemn chants from angelic voices.

I don't know if I'm the only person who loves these artworks that's always criticised by protestants. Art is symbolic in the Catholic Church and I like them.

That's why I enjoy Robert Langdon's novels.
Rest well Benedict. Imagine me raiding this tomb..

Abeg where can I get them

OgaDeyVex:
See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Dem embalm am oh..
Make person no con tell me in 20yrs time say na saint because ein body no corrupt

Persephone1:
Fman i see you intend to join the list of miscreants who gives me unsolicited mentions on this forum. Go on with your quest, when i am ready to clip off your wings, not even Hades would stop me.

Enjoy!

I wouldn't stop you if you promise to send him to necropolis as soon as possible

dominique, puskin, naijacutee, FOD
Mynd44, OAM4J. Freiburger, r231

The Federal Government is to stop cash withdrawal from all public accounts with immediate effect.
In place of cash withdrawals, public officers are to open domiciliary accounts in foreign and local currencies ahead of the commencement of the new policy, which comes on the heels of the new Naira withdrawal policy announced by the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN.

Director/Chief Executive Officer, CEO of Nigerian Financial Intelligence Unit, NFIU, Modibbo Tukur, in a statement, yesterday, gave the new directive at a parley with the Chairman of Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Prof. Mahmud Yakubu, in Abuja.

The statement by the NFIU’s Chief Media Analyst, Ahmed Dikko, said that the introduction of the new policy became necessary following the consistent devaluation of the Naira and the introduction of a new Naira Policy, which automatically activates Section 1 of the Money Laundering Prohibition Act.

The action is also said to have been activated following observation that most cash withdrawals from government accounts, including payments for estacode for public officials, were often in excess of the cash withdrawal limit provided by the Money Laundering Act.

The development, according to the NFIU boss, exposes innocent public officials to being liable to imprisonment.

Tukur also said the NFIU was already developing an advisory to the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, state governors and local government chairmen across the country to direct all public servants in their employ to open domiciliary and Naira accounts ahead of the commencement of the policy, which becomes compulsory by law.

Tukur said governors and local government chairmen would also need to organise training for market men and women on how to use ATM and PoS Services.

This move by NFIU is expected to give stronger teeth to the enforcement of the latest CBN policy on cash withdrawal limits where corporate and individual withdrawing amounts above the specified limits can easily be tracked by security agents.

What's your take guys?
Relevant question or Absolutely Irrelevant

Clap back of the year Goddamn!!!!!��

Doings

I don't think its fake. I saw same when i wanted to buy mine. I guess its just a merger of both coys. Lenovo acquiring motorola or microsoft acquiring nokia didn't make them produce fake mobile phones right?

Microsoft acquiring Nokia lol

Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.

One day, I gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k.

I think she has taken my kindness for weakness and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable. If it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream.

Please, Elders in the house, how can I cope with this burden?

Deduct it from your rent

Deduct It from the rent

Ahh dembele

Please I just woke up to see a debit from opay TD Alexander atm please has anyone had something similar??

Mitsurugi:
Chai! So na like this I for catch my neighbor since. This is highly needed in Festac Block of Flats........

E no go pass 721 or 512

MansoryMX:
Nor make me swear for you!

Banga to yeye abeg

I'll save egusi the rest can go

UnusualEmissary:
But what drives them?

I thought dogs are supposed to be domestic animals...

If properly trained

Make dem cast TiffNubu

TAKEOFF WASN'T EVEN PLAYING DICE!!!
That guy was so chilled I fear for quavo's mental health

dfrost:


Hmm... these ones are not rappers. Gangsters trying to be rappers. Killing yourselves over a dice game. Just wow!!! Human life is that cheap right now

You know nothing

Ladygbola:
You deserve to be fuvcked to death....

Group Intimacy??

[quote author=Mummyfour post=117794667][/quote]Exactly everybody comes just they way they are no uniform or asoebi

Why dem dey always wear polo like say as dem dey pay you you go water am... LP most ppl dey come on dia own outfit no be say everybody go wear uniform like say dem go warehouse go collect am

Old news

Na old accident

Youths are doing Proof of Funds because them no get funds.

Agbalagba is doing Proof of life because him no get.....