₦airaland Forum

CarlosTheJackal:
Lagos has no booklets for processing so I will advise you have patience or go to Abuja

Goodness Gracious

LUAN1:
what are you doing in akwa ibom that you are enjoying. No jobs, only selected business are moving

Exactly! I'm work freelance on song production

yolada:
Nairalanders please help advice me, this is a matter of life and death I don't want to waste this money
Let me just go straight to the point

So I have exactly 1 million naira in my bank account and I'll be 22 by 27th of this month (this is not a flex on anybody please)
I don't currently have a job, I live in Lagos and with my parents. But a lot of things happening here and I feel like if I don't leave soon, I might just die.

I plan to move to Akwa Ibom state to go and start a new life on my own even though I haven't been there before. I have never smoked a cigarette in my life, I don't smoke. I'm still a virgin, never had sex in my entire life,I don't womanise, I have Zero friends.

So my plan is to move to the state, secure a cheap accommodation like a single room self contain that should not cost anything more than 100-120k a year. After I secure accommodation, I plan on searching for a job that can at least pay the bills. And probably set up a POS business with some of the money that someone else can be running for me. I don't eat too much and I know how to cook.

Now my question is this. Will I be able to survive for some time in the state with that amount of money pending till I get a job?
And how much is the average rent for a single room self contain in akwa Ibom?

nlfpmod Myndd44 farano RoyalRoy
Disguy justwise lalasticlala - Please for the love of God

This is me!!!
After youth service this was my predicament and here I am in akwa ibom enjoying life to it's fullest.. akwa Ibom is relatively less expensive I left Lagos too because I couldn't get an apartment I could conveniently sustain in my opinion I'll say go for it. I'm 23 myself zero friends too

jumski:
Capturing date: 11th May
Passport issued: 2nd june
Going for collection next week

Processing office: Festac
Not DIY

Can I contact you and speak to you about your plug ?

portablesuzy:
GOOD DAY HOUSE PLS WHATS GOING ON IN FESTAC CENTER DID CAPTURING AND OUR PASSPORT IS NOT YET OUT GOING TO TWO MONTHS NOW. ANS I PAID FASTRACK , I CALLED THE PERSON SHE KEPT SAYING NO MATERIAL .

Same here oh since no booklet then what was the essence of fast tracking

richidinho:
The BUA refinery in Akwa Ibom is only 0.5% completion

They are still clearing bush where it will be cited

You're too wicked 😂😂😂

OluDonald1:
How far? Abeg update us ooo.

New story abo old story of no booklets?

I don change plug.
Booklet dey but na few na highest bidder rn

Karlifate:


Speech that is acceptable today, may be unacceptable tomorrow, and vice versa.


In 1940 Germany, saying negative things about Hitler could get you killed.

In 1950 Germany, saying positive things about Hitler could get you thrown into prison.


Everything is temporary.


Regimes, Overton Windows, Societies, Power, Wealth, Status, Love, Hatred...

...all of these things fade to nothing, sooner OR later.



May 29 is knocking on the door already.

Word!!

OluDonald1:
Please house how genuine is the rumour that there's no booklets for passport production at Festac office?

Because it seems this agent is trying to play me after collecting 60k for 32pages & promised that it'll be ready after 2weeks.
And now he keeps telling me that there's no booklets. I did capturing April 14, location is Festac.

Same boat I paid over 85k and she said 2weeks rn I'm hearing no 32pg booklet captured on the 14th of April. I heard there's only availability for 64pgs

OluDonald1:
This country is f**k*d! Pray may Nigeria never happen to u!

How on earth will the immigration claims that they ran out of booklets for printing?

Lol welcome to the new world

xpressionx:
Am sure of endorsement deals waiting for her at the end of the tunnel.

I spoke with my friend who is a sales executive in one of Nigeria's biggest consumer brands and he told me that they are considering a package for her.

BTW

I have been on nairaland since 2012,lost my first account, opened this in 2016,I have not been someone who is ethnically biased.
But this election thought me otherwise.

Just see what those who accuse other tribes of tribalism and hate are doing to Former record holder that Hilda Baci is trying to break.

They went to insult her on her page.

The ripple effect is in 2 fold first many more Nigerians will start looking for records to break and trust me they'll break a few. But on the other side Nigerians in India rn will be much more mistreated further compounding their woes already

taylor89:
Omo I searched online them no dey pay Shishi oo be like na Peter Obi be their manager sef


That was how I saw one guy they used in Bet9ja advert that was jugging ball on the video

I saw the guy last week eating bread & beans I recognized him

The guy knew why I was looking he shake head say bros u see me for TV no mean say I don make am

No wonder our beloved Igbo people no gree do anything to win Guinness World Record since them no dey pay

And the Hilda of a babe is even married that means no much help or vacations will come from our hornny billionaires like hornny of Ife(Oni of Ife)
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All these people shouting endorsements up and down

Na so una go deceive youths to go for big brother to waste their time, some even acted porn just to trend

How many of the big brother guys dey relevant now? How many get endorsements, how many wey their endorsements last reach two years

I guess DJ obi is Yoruba right ?

Brimstone77:
....


I didn't see ewedu and gberi in the list..😁😁😁😁

Anyway who will provide the food items and stuffs?

Government??

What if after breaking the record of cooking for 4 days and another person decide to cook for 5 days breaking her record??

She self na person record she wan break lol

kolawolemonsuru:
Abi people wey run passport for festac no dey here ni??

I dey oh

onlyboyson:
give her phone or television to watch sister will be looking side ways watching while the television will be in her front

Mugu

dapsoneh:
So, of all the hospital in Naija, he couldn't do ordinary knee surgery in any?small thing he will start spewing rubbish. Mr VP had his knee surgery done in naija and he's doing g perfectly ok
So, if you want to do rubbish activism, live by example

He is a private citizen, so he is allowed to enjoy the healthcare that his money can afford in any part of the world.

Samantha124:
I don't even know how to pronounce it.

African Americans and their weird baby names..🤦🤦🤦

Rizza

gozzlin:


Sorry to say this, but the boy is as ugly as his grotesque name.

Grotesque beast like yourself..
Your moniker gozzlin
In real life you look like a goblin

Jeffree246:
Please can someone(a family) collect my passport on my behalf and what are the requirements, I was informed it was ready but I am very very far away from there.

You need the enrollment slip and a few bucks

Mufasa27:
Wey that fool wey dey do Gateman for nollywood okon abi wetin, e no see wetin dey go on for him states lol 😂 na lagos matter e wan die put, when we said we don't want you guys around us this is one of the reason, Still got mad love for my south south people sha.

Sharrap what about the nonsense happening in ikorodu and yabatech. Mushin and Fadeyi nkor

DaTruths:
Whoever that brought Cultsim outside the gates of universities is a Legendary fool.

Cultism that intellectuals couldn't handle properly, you still carry street hoodlums and touts dey recruit.

You as a Cultist, what joy does it give you that agebro go follow you dey share the same OT and anchor?

Na mumu dey join cult.

Word!!!! Abeg!!!!

Septagon:
Which 16 people?lie lie Punch.u will sit in Abuja and write nonsense.im an eye witness.i can help you guys with pics and videos.oy two died.

Drop am for email for me

Ogeleo:
Exactly what they did to me last week Friday (5th May). The slip they gave me in Festac has no collection date on it.

I thought I was the only one

WHO ELSE CAPTURED ON THE 14TH OF APRIL?

Celepope:
Thanks for your sincere response. One other brother is already pitching in about some area. Is the place the brother mentioned good as he is said?

What place ??
Although it's cool to reside serenity and all that but development is a long way away from here. There's nothing close to GRA.
I imagine that if you live on the same street as the lga chairman and his family you'll get some sort of VIP iah but it's not so the chairman of Eket lga is on my street yet we've not even had power since November the 7th.
If you have the funds try Uyo or ikot ekpene

Goldymafia:
non of the project commission in PH and akwa-ibom is uncompleted...mind you i stay in warri...show me one road commission by okowa in warri for 8yrs...baba rest make we talk true we no say delta and Benin dey fuckup on real matas

See name okowa lol
In Yoruba it means our penis 😂
But Sha Sha no be lie delta suppose develop pass de way e dey rn

Celepope:
How much can I get a plot of land in a nice area in Eket (100 by 100) like a GRA setting? I don’t mind investing in that area. Hope it’s peaceful out there? I will appreciate a nice response.

Eket is dead jare. Reconsider other parts in the state..

Plus nothing like GRA in this eket everywhere is basically same old same old

Goldymafia:
SS governors commissioning project right and left but delta and Benin nothing to commission. Rubbish

Atleast when dey commission they commission things that have been completed

Tonytonex:
Thank God for the successful completion. God bless all the Akwa-Ibomites

It's not complete

EdiskyHarry:
Nice one from Akwa ibom State.
But I'll keep saying this, Akwa ibom State government must look beyond road construction.
Yes social amenities is very important, but human capital development should be seen as the ultimate.
Akwa ibom State has fine fine roads, stadiums, worship centers etc, but the standard of living here, unemployment rate is very poor, that's why you see thousands of Akwa ibomites flooding places like Lagos, port Harcourt, Abuja, bayelsa,etc.

You're spot on.. imagine I reside on the same street as the local government chairman yet we haven't had power since November 7th 2022!!! They're commissioning a road that isn't even complete yet this chairman has his quarters in darkness

Mrphilia:
Hello have you done your capturing and have the NIN verification change from pending?

Yes everything has changed. I'm waiting for my passport rn. It's due by month end

Road wey dey never finish
Naija na joke abeg