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Culture / Re: Ehinoyi Of Ebira Palace: Okene King's Palace In Kogi State (Pictures) by sorextee(m): 5:58pm On Jun 08, 2019
Thank God the only thing they can say about our tribe is we are hot tempered, aggressive, etc. At least, we aint SKULL MINERS, DEVELOPERS, AND BOMBERS.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reveals Difference Between Buhari And Arya Stark Of Game Of Thrones by sorextee(m): 3:59pm On Jun 05, 2019
This is funny. Well buhari may try small this term. I've been praying for atiku to win at d tribunal, as I'm not kuku hearing anything from them, make I kuku dey pray for the one wey dey power now.
Family / Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by sorextee(m): 12:24am On May 30, 2019
atakamus:
You're lqucky my guy. She is only keeping malice. She tried na . Must you tell her you want to send something to your dad?
You're lucky Sha. If it is the one lying beside me here, you go wash plate before you will eat. Malice keeper.
Common go and hug her, kiss her and make passionate love to her. Idiot.

Lol grin

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Family / Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by sorextee(m): 12:23am On May 30, 2019
In as much as I want to comment, but I said let me keep quiet cos I ain't married yet so I don't know what's like to be married(the challenges that comes with it). But all I can say is May God continue to bless ur family and this prayer also goes to couples struggling with one financial issues or the other. God will open doors for u guys. I pray one day, u think about this post and laugh. Amen.

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Health / Re: Need Help by sorextee(m): 12:07am On May 30, 2019
First things first, how old are u? Ur post lacks comprehension.
Family / Re: I Want A Wife But I Don't Want Kids! by sorextee(m): 12:03am On May 30, 2019
I want kids but don't want a wife. cry

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Travel / Re: Planning On Visiting Dubai? Here Are 8 Things You Should NEVER Do In Dubai by sorextee(m): 11:56pm On May 29, 2019
Ashewo cheesy

CeeJay9ja:


grin. Let it reflect in the right places sha wink
Travel / Re: Planning On Visiting Dubai? Here Are 8 Things You Should NEVER Do In Dubai by sorextee(m): 10:24pm On May 29, 2019
Nice thread.
So if person thing charge for public and it became so visible, hope no be offense sha. Sometimes junior has a mind of its own. Its thoughts are different from ours. U will be in church praying and junior will be thinking about the last time u took him on excursion, or reminiscing on various trips u took it.

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Religion / Re: Tell Me About The Freemasons by sorextee(m): 10:13pm On May 29, 2019
No mason would reveal his or her identity online, esp on a forum like this. I could use their pix as my dp doesn't make me a member. I had a roommate, who was so obsessed with the AMORC. their logo is his wallpaper, but he wasn't a member.

I only said all these cos I'm kinda suspecting the motive behind opening this thread. Anyway, what do I kuku know.
Religion / Re: Don't Blame Muhammad For Marrying 6-year-old Aisha by sorextee(m): 7:41pm On May 25, 2019
Let me spread my mat here.

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Reveals Why Lyta He Unfollowed Lyta And Sent Him Away by sorextee(m): 8:57am On May 25, 2019
This is why I hardly comment here. This place has been taken over by kids.

I've equally never heard of lyta myself nor heard his music.

zicoraads:

NL really does give some of you guts. You, who just wrote Jamb typing this to someone who wrote Jamb when you were still in primary or nursery school.

Anyway, I don't play bets nor watch porn with my mobile devices. Rather, my taste in music is more exquisite.

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Business / Urgent Help by sorextee(m): 2:04pm On Mar 27, 2019
Please I don’t know if this is the right section to post this. But I’m in need of an urgent loan of 35000 payable next week Friday. I’ve tried applying online, all to no avail. Who can assist me here or direct me to the right place. Kind regards.
I’m reachable on 08149331047
08170988889
Celebrities / Re: Nairaland Super Mod Lalasticlala Show Off His Pretty Little Baby Face by sorextee(m): 7:47am On Dec 09, 2018
Cute baby. But despite all this, him no free show us him face. Very annoying. undecided undecided
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Fans Send Message To Jose Mourinho During Defeat To Eibar by sorextee(m): 10:30am On Nov 26, 2018
I swear bro, u re right.
From Chelsea, I followed him to inter, Madrid. Now I’m a low key Man U fan undecided. Though blues for life.

Awol1:
Love him or hate him, he's the SPECIAL ONE!

Do you I practically become the fan of any club Mourinho is hired to coach while still being a fan of my club though.

I think there's something about MOU...
Politics / Re: Boko Haram To Keep Leah As Slave For Life, As Another Aide Worker Gets Executed by sorextee(m): 8:41pm On Oct 15, 2018
Anty Alice is my aunt. I'm wondering how she has been feeling. Her son was 3yrs old wen she was kidnapped. God answer our prayers pls.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Saifura Ahmed Abducted In Borno, Threatens Leah Sharibu by sorextee(m): 5:31pm On Sep 17, 2018
Alice nggaddah is my aunt. Pls pray for her. We've been praying and will never cease to pray..
Education / Re: Typhoon? Hurricane? Cyclone? Here's The Difference by sorextee(m): 7:23am On Sep 17, 2018
What I heard growing up was that those names attached to hurricanes, the person who discovered it first, they name it after him. For instance, if I, a meteorologist foresee a hurricane coming. If it finally comes to pass, they name d hurricane after me. And I blived o angry
Islam for Muslims / Re: UNESCO Declares Islam As The Most Peaceful Religion Of The World.see Pics by sorextee(m): 10:10am On Sep 14, 2018
But this so called award na since 2016 naw. Are they still peaceful till now?
Religion / Re: CAN Felicitates With Muslims At Sallah by sorextee(m): 6:54am On Aug 21, 2018
Happy eid malud, fitri, khalid, mubarak, Khalifa to my Muslim ladies grin make d Muslim guys dey one corner. So who among u ladies go invite me come chop sallah ram, cow, Turkey, chicken?

All these Muslim girls dey fine die. Especially d ones wey dey north here. But due to fear of me being lynched or bludgeoned, I maintain my lane. They won't even look at me cos my name is not Usman, Abdul, shehu, etc. I really fell in love with one like dat wen I was serving in katsina. It was so obvious dat she likes Me too. But her papa na imam for mosque. cry
Romance / Re: Chinese Man Marries Muslim Nigerian Girl As He Accepts Islam by sorextee(m): 10:41pm On Aug 08, 2018
Why do u lack common sense?

Donald95:
Piece of advice

Young lady, make sure you buy a d.ild.o while it lasts because am very sure that peanut can't satisfy notan girls even with Tramadol.

Young man, make sure you pay close attention to your wife when she gives birth newly because they are fond of giving babies cow colostrum

To the couple, Make sure you train your children in the right way because Chinese government and their computerization wouldn't tolerate Suicide bombers


Tank yo
Crime / Re: Man Tortures His Children For Six Months After Pastor Labelled Them Witches by sorextee(m): 1:14pm On Aug 07, 2018
useless father
useless pastor

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Family / Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by sorextee(m): 5:17pm On Aug 04, 2018
God knows I'm calling no police. He's already dead. I go pack the ones wey I fit pack move. To me, this is called BLESSING IN DISGUISE. Make morals dey one corner first.

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Family / Re: Is Church Life Suppose To Affect Family Life? by sorextee(m): 1:52pm On Aug 04, 2018
I won't be surprised if the pastor is nacking her.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslims Love Praying On The Road? Why Obstruct People's Movement? by sorextee(m): 8:09pm On Aug 03, 2018
Even we Christians block road too, during our crusade, revival, Sunday service. Assuming Adeboye visits one of his churches for a three day revival, imagine how many cars go block road.
It is also not stated in d Bible that we shld block d road during our own service. So my broda,live and let live. They do theirs on Fridays, we do ours on Sundays. Life goes on.

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Crime / Re: Calabar Girl Raped Multiple Times, Dies (Disturbing Photos) by sorextee(m): 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2018
this small girl na teenager? interesting
Religion / Re: Can A Born Again Christian Marry A Muslim Lady? by sorextee(m): 10:46am On Jul 29, 2018
Don't let ur pastor come between ur love life. Most of them are home wreckers. She mustn't necessarily convert before u can marry her. Most of my family members are mixed. Some of d Muslims married Christians and vice versa. And peace is still reigning. My mum is a Muslim, dad, a Christian. Having grown up in such environment, it changed my views bout loving someone from another faith. Where you need to worry more is her parents.

I know it is very very very difficult to marry a northern Muslim girl, as a Christian.

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Science/Technology / Re: Blood Moon Thread (Live Updates: Pictures & Videos) by sorextee(m): 2:52am On Jul 28, 2018
I just stayed awake for nothing. No moon for Abuja here o
Foreign Affairs / Re: Forest Wild Fire Rages Through Greece, Killed Over 70(Photos) by sorextee(m): 5:51pm On Jul 24, 2018
It is well. Rip to the dead.
Crime / Re: 16-year Old Female UNILAG Student Declared Missing (photo) by sorextee(m): 5:40pm On Jul 22, 2018
Eyahhh. I pray nothing happens to her
Politics / Re: How Ekiti Gubernatorial Election Was Rigged For Fayemi Of Apc(an Insider Report) by sorextee(m): 5:36pm On Jul 22, 2018
Waiting for someone to help us summarize this long epistle. Even psalm 119 no long reach this one. undecided
Religion / Re: Archbishop Of Canterbury Talks About Peace Between Christians And Muslims by sorextee(m): 3:42pm On Jul 22, 2018
I wish..
But our peaceful brethren would make it a momentary one. cry

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