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This is really sad.

Dreamt of being a pilot or a soldier

I just loved the idea of flying and protecting my country but I didn't know how to go about it as a kid; no enabling immediate environment then

Just finished my first degree in Accounting; doing my NYSC at the moment, and I have high hopes of making it in the corporate world as an Auditor or FFF...

Praise to the Almighty.

Go for it... Passion beats all in the long run

On the other hand, studying medicine and running a business may be quite complex

So weigh the options before going in for it.

If you can study overseas it'll be better tho cause the duration is usually shorter

bangbangall:
I'm in a good mood, so I have decided to give away N1,000 cash per question you answer correctly.

1. Who was Nigeria's first wheel barrow pusher?

2. Who was the first indigenous woman to
fry Akara and Yam?

3. What is the full name of the first Nigerian tout
(Agbero)?

4a. How much in total did Anini steal during his
lifetime as an armed robber?
4b. How much did he give to the masses?
4c. How much did he give to his mother?

5. Who was the first child to trek to school?

6a. Where was the first indigenous madman/ madwoman from?
6b) What was his/her name?

7a. What is the full meaning of the acronym SUYA?
7b. Who invented it?
7c. Who was the first customer to buy it?

8a. Who was the first woman to spend the N1000 naira note?
8b. Where?
8c. When?
8d. What did she buy?

9. As at April 2013, how many mosquitoes are in Aso Rock? (give your answer in binary form)

10. Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri without Sugar?

10b) Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri with sugar?

NB: Each question attracts N1,000 recharge card, ur time starts now.

This cracked me up big time...

Hope you'll tell us the answers at the end of the day

Lol

I guess I will buy this...

My Nokia 8 has lots of hardware issues cause its first batch.

But this 7.2 fingerprint no fresh ooo... Outdated

Madonna University appears to be better than this one ooo

Another thread should be created for the procedures that take place at the death of the Queen.

On the other hand, is Church of England not the same as Anglican Church/Communion which we have here?

I remember when the first post hit front page.

@Op have at the back of your mind that if you don't clear those 2 courses then you wasted 5 full years of your life.

Now which is better, wasting 5 or utilising half a year to clear the 2 papers?

It's clear you love your freelance stuff, but in all sincerity it shouldn't stop you from doing well in your academics.

Having a degree certificate, especially in law, can never be a disadvantage rather an advantage. The choice is yours to make, but majority of people advice you to finish what you started 5 years ago.

All the best.

Junkie1:
I QUIT DRUGS FOR 2 MONTHS AND DEPRESSION ALMOST KILLED NOW I'M BACK ON THAT GOOD STUFF FVCK BEING SOBER

Lol

You are living true to your name

You couldn't have said it better.

Mr100Dollars:
Give this girl doggy while holding her breast, I swear you go call all the names of your forefathers.

Immediately you cum the girl go just look like rat for your eyes.

100% facts

8 signs and you shared only one

Too bad.

Use COWRYWISE app, then thank me later.

It automates your savings and add small interest between 10-15% per annum.

On the other hand, don't lend money to people unless you are willing to lose it.

Work on yourself first before helping others.

All the best in your journey

Here I am thinking Madonna University was worse.

babmal:
Omo MI confess say wetin Vector do am pain am wella Na him start am now. Make him contunu, Vector still dey around. AQ distraction no even trend. Maybe Blackbonez and Loose combined go trend. Yeye rat family

Nope

This track was recorded long before the diss tracks

And the threats from M.I was merely him rapping in line with the theme of the song One on one

It's all a bait

AQ_ Distractions 2 (Vector's Diss)

[Verse: AQ]
This is what it's come to huh?
Left out the buzz, no internet bundles huh?
Paid Influencers is where you run to huh?
Social media is how you come through, huh?
How am I in the middle of this?
Everytime I hear your shit, boy, I giggle at it
If you can't make it rain, make it drizzle at least
You brought guns when it blow up I blow missiles on this
Gave you Distractions, I made you win the beef
Even though you lied to me, said the song was for the kids
I dropped a verse inspired by the Don Jazzy tweet
Then you jumped in the booth and started dissing Reminence
Still I put it out, just before, I tweaked the lines for free
On the phone with your mama, your nerve couldn't hold the beef
You was in PH, every word gets back to me
Check the pH (it's Ether) that's acidic free
You couldn't find a soul, so you say you put me on
Your brother na dope rapper, you no put am on
Your sister na Fuji artiste, you no put am on
Your brother manages you and yet you're begging Godwin Tom
Got a DJ in your fam and, he don't play your songs
Then you say you put me on?
Your two out of his three, if you're ashamed to say my name
Bro, call me the one, cos if I'm ever two-three gotta be Mike or LeBron
Sit down, be humble
You know I know too much
40 mill to YSG, bro you owe too much
You popping XO with the money that you ain't got
I don't mean to be rude, but just save it for baby food
Davido wouldn't save you, it's different gods that we pray to
Toe to toe, you feel defeat that white garment won't save you
Ungrateful, Chubby did 12 milli a year
But your eyes was set on Ice that's why you couldn't see the stairs
You wanted everything he had so Gaaga gave you his Range
Gave you 9ice, gave you 2face gave you all that he could share
TrexA and all their tracks helped you string your lines together
But your heart is a black hole, you made everything disappear
DaPiano tried to give you the keys, you pissed on him
HCode gave you a hit, you switched on him
LisciousCrackIt tried to crack it, but you had him on your blacklist
Now no producer will touch you, they all know about your theatrics

Your whole style is Jay Z, your whole persona is catfish
Universal dropped you, you're still getting their ass kissed
Can't survive without the label, GRAP Music is a fable
Forget putting me on, just put one rapper on your label
Signed a man you wouldn't sign? M offered me a deal
But I know the business, turned it around and floated a label
Now Blaq is on the map and Torna is coming too
Steady on the phone with Audu, there's nothing he wouldn't do
What the eff is wrong with you, you never think things through
What does your girl think of you, you move like a nicompoop
Social Media trends is how you think things move?
Either you mentally unstable or it's the people you listen to
Or it's really 'bout YouTube and it's really about the views
Or the flogging by the bitch with the broom got you confused
Or that pussy had you for good, lost your mind when she left
But it's cool, let's keep that between me and you
You and your boys gonna beat me, must be something in your dreams
You been saying you wanna pull up, better be talking 'bout the gym
I live behind Lafiaji, five minutes away
That's Dolphin Estate, you can come through Obalende
All that height, no sense
6'4, no brains, no plans
Your second coming that never came
State of Surprise was average
A7, Average
All your projects, average
But Lafiaji was garbage
That's how you rep the whole city wrong
And you couldn't put one person from your whole city on
You dey form activist, when your career's like the president's (Buhari)
Your second coming saw your career reach the heights of decadence
Repping where you're from but killing it from inside
AO is your Osibanjo, you wouldn't let him shine
And all of these left the state in a state of surprise
Even though you know your time is up you holding on 'cos of pride
Everything was set up for you, you had the backing of your tribe
And still you bleeped it up, your ignorance couldn't hide (Buhari)
You both came from the barracks to a place of position
You never elevated no one,only brought us division
But I'll expose you, there's no re-run
Just like Buhari, in a couple of years you'll be done
Just tell me one person from your past you're cool with
Blocked Mono from getting signed and killed his hubris
Culture gave you fame you paid him back wih cruelty
You stole from YSG and started playing the victim
Better listen
Stop preaching, stop preaching
It's sickening
This is not dissing, it's all facts I'm spitting
You pay influencers, I influence only the truest shit
Independent all my life everything I write influences
Got myself here, no man is the boss of me
So, say what you like, I advice you proceed cautiously
In UNILAG you introduced yourself as a fan
At the Storm battle event, you were happy to shake my hand
You're a stan, you just ad you can never rap like me
Put us on any track I'll slap you in my sleep

For all you other rappers, I'm Moses on Mt. Sinai
I write it in the presence of God for y'all Israelites
But this is not some definite laws for you to live by
There's only one commandment, 'thou shall not diss I'

Source: RapGenius

This reminds me of my elder Brother.

Childhood was fun.

greypencils:
When I said M.I was an insecure short Bleep, someone raised a crusade against me.

Crusade?

Thats very funny.

Anyway, this here doesn't mean insecurity, he's trying to call a truce, and one must not be insecure to do that.

On the other hand, this whole beef is looking like a publicity stunt to me at the moment.

Still on the matter.

This only confirms that this beef is a hoax, I won't be surprised if both of them work together after the no snakes tour.

My 2 cents.

dfrost:
Don't mind him. I'm already showed that to him. Waiting for him to quote Hebrews 14:1

Lol

Oya take Grammy award.

On the line I quoted I'm right, on the line you quoted you're right, so what's the biggy.

dfrost:
...that you better than BIG, dick-sucking lips and what was he doing here? Ooh I know. Mocking Biggie's lips

My bad. The line I quoted was what came to mind first.

You are right.

Same as @Gabbyraze

DoubleO07:
"You advertised your ass a lot, went to Abuja a lot and came back with more money. Let the sorry be that!". Chai!!! ��‍♂️This line is deeper than the surface reads.
This rappers are just crazyy

Lol

He is implying that M.I might be gay plus a total sell out...
That's hard

Knox123:
That Nas "Ether" diss to Jay z still remains fire...
Even Remy ma used the beat to hit nicki Minaj' hard with "Shether"

The internet when crazy that day yo..

Yea

To me that's one of the best diss track cause he murdered Jay piece by piece and still had more left.

dfrost:
Even Nas dissed Jay-Z with his big fat lips. Any diss-able ( is allowed)

Meanwhile, don't waste your time on people that nothing about rap.

Nah...

He wasn't mocking Jays lips

He said "How much of Biggies rhymes is gonna come out of your fat lips"

So here the focus is not on Jays lips rather the fact he does lots of swag jacking and is not original with his lines.

I don't know what your were discussing Sha but it came off as funny to me that all one will get from the line is Nas mocking Jay for his lips...
Lol

masterfactor:
Jesse jags one of Nigeria underrated rapper. Album from jags of all trade, jags nation, odyseous comes to mind

You forgot Royal Niger Company_ Jagz Nation Volume 2, he went hard there.

I don't know how he fell off, he's got mad skills on the mic.

Vector_ Judas The Rat (M.I diss)

See I don't know about you
But I'm the only number 1 from the 234
Alaye joor joor joor
I'm Seun Kuti when I'm smoking rappers
Whether white or brown, I really do spit raw
Alaye joor joor joor
See I don't know about you
But I'm the only number 1 from the 234
Alaye joor joor joor
I'm Seun Kuti when I'm smoking rappers
Whether white or brown, I really do spit raw
Alaye joor joor joor

[Verse: Vector]
Jesse Jagz you're my buddy, I couldn't do this in a hurry
But the truth about your brother's been blurry
So sometime in this sermon
I'll say some uncomfortable facts
To show his fans, their GOAT is really a Rat
Let's start the lecture with embrace yourself
I know if you encountered you, you'll hate yourself
Who are the rappers that I put on?
Many more plus two our of your three
And I didn't sign anything, I did it all for free
Since you were scratching on the surface like you're DJ Lambo
How bout the guns we brought to help one become Rambo
The next one I did a feature with, trended years ago
Still mentioned it in a tweet, and it trended on the go
So what am I supposed to do? sign a man I wouldn't sign?
I don't do politics music, leaving people suffering behind
The yoruba people have a saying "Eni Dale Lo Bale Lo"
M.bode is living with vision scape, o ye ko bale lo
You call yourself a teacher but your students failed in real life
Your brother was such a gift you wrapped away from the light
I mean you claim helping people who are struggling to make it
Hmm, well Jesse is struggling to make it
You dey Lagos, you dey floss, Chairman sir, you na boss
But your brother went from Lagos to Ondo then to Jos
Choc City went down from all that fuckboy antics
The last I checked, Jesse was in a Choc Boy mansion
But since your Big Brother evicting him is part of the game
You didn't care about your father, the one you both share his name
And now you tryna be my father, LOL that's what he said [Laughs]
I'm sure everybody knows my father is dead
I mean, your father raised you in the name of the Lord
But we never see you acting in the name of the Lord
Is it the Lord's way to only act when you make gain
How many rappers have you supported without making any gain?
Who spends money on rap events, I dare you to name a name
If it's not Hennessy, I dare you to name a name
I've given more rappers shine, than you ever will try
You had Hennessy before me, but you never could try
And I don't think that you're the government but your people love you
They fight my superior rap self just for being above you
The least you could have done was leading lending a voice
But you dey lagos campaigning shining teeth for any invoice
I've stopped judging success by the kind of money I make
Or the house that I build, or the rents that I pay
I think a successful man, is one who knows himself
That thinking is far from you because it's top of the shelf
I know the day will come everyone you lifted will speak
People will know you lifted them to step on them to your peak
And how are you the only one surviving as an artiste?
You signed a rapper for so long, I guess he's nothing but your artist
How you not confused? the whole story is wack
Think about it, the only light in the story is Blaq
You advertised your ass a lot, went to Abuja a lot
And came back with more money let that story be that
And what's my success in life? the answer is life
I look in the eyes of my daughter, and I'm thankful for life
And now I'm a single father making mistakes learning of life
I had a fight with YSG, that shht is normal in life
Your girl broke with you? we thought she your wife
You were the bitch in the relationship, the stories are right
You claim I treated YSG in a way that was false
I was the one who lost everything in my life but my pulse
Let's talk about CC, not your BB girls
Let's talk a little bit about your CC mess
You did your Emperor crazy, one of CC's best
The Brymo's exit ushered in the CC stress
I mean Dice could really rap, he had your CC crest
And many artists don fall sha, off your CC

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