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@prixxy7 ..... Would likely need a form of contact dat i could reach u on ,so i can get in touch with sum1 i seem 2knw when i get 2d beach on satday ,here is my BB pin 7F784F45 or just buzz me up on watsapp 08085994525.

prixxy7:
lol Sowl. Ok let's start all over again ..... Sowl A̶̲̥̅♏ inviting ƒø̲̣̣я̅ d beach party holding in lagos ƒø̲̣̣я̅ B14 corpers at elegushi beach. Please wil you be there? *batting my eyelashes*

would do my humanly possible best to be there that day,tnx 4d invite

prixxy7:
Lol. Tanx sowl. You ar seriously invited. We all need dat "lil" break from our PPA wahala. Pls be dea

a party like that needs one to be invited formally and not orally cutie,I guess u understand quite well what am talking about.

I think I fit in well with the number three set of people, though didn't stay the whole 3 weeks in camp because I was a b14 stream 2 corp member, but the 1 week I spent in camp I made the very best of it in the mammy market thanks to the high level of liberty we were given in mangu camp in jos. As for the 5th set of people mentioned in this post, they can surely use there spirit of pessimism to kill an enthusiastic morale and spread unnecessary negative energy in camp,my take on them if you are the enthusiastic kind try as much as possible to avoid being influenced by such set of people in becoming a grumpy and nagging corper.

prixxy7:
Hi friends been a long time I commented here. Missed you guys much *hugs* PPA ish and all d stress dat comes wit it. Anyway just to let you guys know dat dea ȋ̝̊̅§ a beach party ƒø̲̣̣я̅ B14 corpers in lagos.
Venue- ELEGUSHI BEACH
Date- 18th October 2014
Time- 12pm prompt
Dress code- Guys; White and a touch of blue
Ladies; White and a touch of pink
Gate fee- 1k

N.B; you can come wit a bottle of wine or if you can afford a carton all well and good. And oda choppables or snacks like mc-vities, hobnobs, pringles, short bread etc. And these snacks should be sealed ƒø̲̣̣я̅ safety purpose. Let's just come and have fun 2geda!
Do not miss it!
Lov you guys loads!
You stil my e-family *hugs*

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you really would make a wonderful and capable PR executive, just incase u decide to venture into such a field, as for the beach party @ elegushi I think I could be interested ,wouldn't mind unwinding and relieving myself off the whole NYSC bruhaha, a little fiesta would make sense after my birthday which I would likely be doing in a creepy and dilapidated classroom

prixxy7:
Hi friends been a long time I commented here. Missed you guys much *hugs* PPA ish and all d stress dat comes wit it. Anyway just to let you guys know dat dea ȋ̝̊̅§ a beach party ƒø̲̣̣я̅ B14 corpers in lagos.
Venue- ELEGUSHI BEACH
Date- 18th October 2014
Time- 12pm prompt
Dress code- Guys; White and a touch of blue
Ladies; White and a touch of pink
Gate fee- 1k

N.B; you can come wit a bottle of wine or if you can afford a carton all well and good. And oda choppables or snacks like mc-vities, hobnobs, pringles, short bread etc. And these snacks should be sealed ƒø̲̣̣я̅ safety purpose. Let's just come and have fun 2geda!
Do not miss it!
Lov you guys loads!
You stil my e-family *hugs*

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you really would make a wonderful and capable PR executive, just incase u decide to venture into such a field, as for the beach party @ elegushi I think I could be interested ,wouldn't mind unwinding and relieving myself off the whole NYSC bruhaha, a little fiesta would make sense after my birthday which I would likely be doing in a creepy and dilapidated classroom

traecey: beta mke sure u signed pv o....sha u redeployed...so deyd kip payn u

How do u mean...xpantiate plz

quinfayva: so not true, for a student it serves as an electronic library for all your textbooks you dont have to carry all your textbooks around.For those presenting seminars you save money and energy printing different materials for seminar praacticals,you just present with your pad.Bonus points your snap lecture notes from projectors (for those of us in ajebutter schools) ,you can also travel with it conveniently when travelling for short duration, ditching your heavy and space occupying laptop.The key point is don't buy gadgets because of hype but because you have need of it.plus playing games eg fruit ninja and temple run is sooooooo awesome on your pad lol just had to add that.

Goodthin u made mention of ur skul bein ajebuttaish,coz if it was a skul like mine dat i finished 4rm.... Ur fellow coursemates b lookin @ u lyk a nerdy geek ajebutta dat only wants 2flaunt her gadgetr toy

Valentinooo: Lol...this bros dey vex o . Hope you've done your monthly clearance sha coz here in Edo state they're claiming they won't pay anybody that didn't do it.

Funny enuff oyo state isnt dat strict 4nw mayb 4dose of us dat are stream 2 corpers who are stil tryna regista and process our ppa and LG ish,no1 as issued such threats here in OYO state.

Valentinooo: Goodevening house, how are you all doing? Went for my clearance today... After so many ups n downs, come tomorrow, i'm having break, postponement, etc. I was able to finish mine. Now my allowee can enter without any form of distruption
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@Cutiepie01, I hail you madam, hope you're enjoying your ppa? Hoping to meet you one day o @aunty traecey has teaching started or still flexing break?, @cleoqueen, when is our biology class starting abi you neva come from break ni?

@BrophilaBd , hissexcellencie, macuwon, sowl, ojestas I hail you guys too.

Hajia heemah which subject are you taking us and when are you going back to fggc?

@rationalmind, thanks for your mention at the other thread bro. It's like I'm leaving Edo state for macuwon alone o abi how you see am ?

Make una go do una clearance o.

tnx 4d shout out bro...but if nysc dnt pay i aint freakin resumin!!!!

abdulwastecx: I am currently serving in a secondary school in port harcourt local gov't but looking for ways to dump the teaching job for a site work in Abuja. I just secure a site supervision job in abuja and I am want to dump my ppa in port

Then u would need 2 pally wit ur CLO who wld b able 2do d dirty work of makin u a ghost corper wit d approval of ur LGI,just pray both d CLO and LGI are both on very goodterms... Alll u wld nid 2sacrifice is ur monthly stipend 4rm d nysc coffers..lobatan!!!!

traecey: yelz na...sorry ni o

Chaaaiiii!!! D last feminina dat perpetrated such mutinous contempt of not condoling wit me while i was chunnin out my emotional autobiography was actually incarcerated in a microscopic cubicle in guantanamo bay ,and i immediately turned her 2 my subordinate masseuse and also @ my beck and call without any revoltic insurgency..... In summry if ya knw wat is good 4u,den beta do beta dan just sorry 4dis my story dat touches d heart and tickles d bumbum!!!

Samguine: And Sowl is back

Yes boss,u knw who is bak, sowl d wilde1, @ ur service lyk an android waiter

traecey: sorry

With all dis my story 4d GODs na just sorry u see type 2dis my legendary epistle?

hello goonz and shawtyz on d thread,hope y'all are bustling wit energy and very good 2go,feels good 2b in IB d legendary ancient city ,got posted 2 a 2ndry skul in UI,by d name abadina college,was told wld b resumin on d 8th of oct,which i doubt i wld meet up wit,coz i aint goin 2 no freakin ppa without nysc payin my allowee coz ve gotten myslf so freakin broke no tnx 2 havin 2 kip up wit d jones's of UItes dat seem 2b livin life on a fast lane( a bitter lesson learnt in d hard way ),speakin of which,i heard there is nothin like august arrears payment of allowee 4 we stream 2 corpers.....guess sum of d stream1 corpers can laff dere hearts out nw ,and d craziest of all was dat d ever-green confused DG dat as made confusionist theory an hobby said we wld b campin 2geda wit batch C ...... Chaaaaiiii!!! It suckz 2b me rite nw,d DG as nw made it an habbit 2giv me d heebie-jeebies, i wld rather volunteer 2b shekau's nxt suicide bomber dan step my long black legz in iseyin camp cum novemba,dats my lil hipsy-tuvsy story of my service 2my fadaland

goonz and shawtyz be formin immaculate saints even when we all knw d success rate of male corpers goin down wit female students is quite hi and over the roof...... Plz is there any1 dat is honesst enuff 2 admit dat dey did it and stop bein hypocritical with d subject topic,thumbz up 2d gen2man and lady dat admitted they where victimz..... We nid more peepz like u in 9ja dat dnt swim in self deceit and hypocrisy

traecey: hmm...was posted to oseyin...an hour from i.b...jur o

Hmmmmm!! i can only imagine oseyin wld b deep in d jungle of OYO state if iseyin cld b located on d outskirts ...... But cum 2think of it wetn wan carry u cum the ancient city of IB,u are wat we yoruba's wld call tisha oko(village teacher) ,so i am puzzled as 2what ur mission wld b in d city

traecey: oh dts true...oya fast

I heard u where posted 2d outskirt of d great OYO empire,but nt 2worry tinz wld pan out good ,all u nid is just sum few weekz 2 adapt,as 4me i pray everythin wrkz out well,i aint steppin my feet outta d ancient city of IB,its been cool having 2stil remain in civilisation were i get 2thrill myslf with beautiful picturesque landscapes and pretty UI babes.... Trust me nothing beats such an experience!!!

Valentinooo: it's good to have you back then. How was your journey here? And hope you won't abandon us here when your own babe shows too

Naaaaah!!! I wld neva do dat 2my crew,am 2 a large xtent a very loyal crew member,but 2b honest wit u,dem tribal marked chic wit well stuffed up bossoms and hippalicious booties been sendin some tempting signal messages 2moi,and u knw d saying '' the only constant thing in life is change'' so i cld switch allegiance prettysoon,but till den i still remain urz faithfully SOWL d WILDE1!!!!!

Hissexcellencie: paddling my own canoe in †ђξ 2nd Stream in Lagos state.

What better union cld any1 ask 4,where u ve gat hissexcellencie hustling and bustling in the centre of excellence,i wldnt xpect less dan flawless xcellence with that combustive combo,GODspeed ur hustle bro

sokarsenal: . Haha...I don't like a even a single strand of hair when I'm 'measuring' the ladies with my hands.....so why would I be attracted to a hairy dude?......if ure hairless and cute....maybe I might consider

Homophobia alert still very active,and u been placed under strict supervision by me,there shld neva b any reason good enuff 4 an hommy 2get attracted 2his fellow broda

Valentinooo: hailings to the grammatical economist in the house. Bros i miss your grammar like DrPhilABd take miss cutiepie now

Ladyz man bobby valentinooo,that coming 4rm u is quite humbling...like i ve said previously i missd y'all ,especially hommyz like u.

sokarsenal: . Hahaa.....my man is back.....I dey enjoy u die....give me more.....wetin concern comatose here....na biology class.....abi na 'afala meal'......oboy u be my man crush.....I love u like I love Jurgen klopp and diego simeone

Tnx 4d bundle of love hommie,but if that love getz a notch higher than d brodaly luv its suppose 2b then i cld end up being paranoid coz am highly HOMOPHOBIC!!!

Hissexcellencie: english masta! How u been naw?

Been freezingly chilling like the northpole boss,no need 2ask hw u doin.... Coz i ve seen it wit my very eyes on this thread,what state are u servin?

adedeji65: am in iB presently

Good 2knw d@,i am actually working my PPA 2 abadina college inside UI,wat abt u,where were u posted?

osemu8: sowl e baba my man,good to see u here again.

Am also glad 2b back 2dis luvly,family-like and hilarious thread.

sokarsenal: . Ya sowl is back....welcome.....I was in a keke this afternoon and one akwa ibom man was firing unnecessary grammar and I said when next I came here I'd ask about my pal sowl....came here and saw ur comment...lol

Guess the sayin 'great minds think alike and connect better than the best HSDPA netwrk u can find arnd'' is d best reply 2ur post,anyways i feel really good 2b bak,tho presntly i am pissd coz nysc are yet 2pay me my allowee thereby leavin me in d state of afalagafua and higi-haga which might soon lead me 2 a state of emotional comatose,that could lead 2 a revolution 4rm a radically rascal youth which is my humble self

sokarsenal: . You redeployed from bauchi to?

Yes boss,i redployed 4rm bauchi with the speed of lite without hesitation,had my camp in mangu plateau state,very luvly camp wit state of d art infrastructure ,while d low point of my stay in mangu was d crazy officials and d lack of netwrk within d main camp premises,2get netwrk 1 had 2 turn in2 a mountain climber 2d top of hill datz well decorated wit various brands of fresh and stale poo 2make calls and even use d internet....... But lucky me i got my redployment down 2 OYO state,presntly in IB ,done wit my registratn and waitin 2b posted!!!

Cleoqueen: I greet you too o... What happened na, no grammar today?..lol..how have you been?

Been doin pretty good ,thanks 2d most hi 4 sound health,hw abt u?

Bonsoir monsieurs and madmoiselles on da thread,glad 2b bak wit u peeps 1nce again.... Salute 2my hommyz sokarsenal,valentinoo,yokiti,samguine,rationalmind and all y'all i might ve 4gotten 2mention,2d ladyz i doff my hat 4y'all cleoqueen,treacey,prixxy,adaekube,zerray and all y'all i might ve 4gotten 2mention....plz y'all shld pardon my 4getfullness..... D sowlman feels glad 2b in ur midst 1nce more!!!

DrPhilABd: My pple, guex wat happened to me yesternite around few mins after 9pm.... I ll tell you wat happened. I met someone, she ws beautiful... Yea. We took a walk together to a field, sat down & chatted for sometime dt seems lyk long (though it ws nt really long to me o)... We den took anoda walk bt dis tym I had to tk her home safely. I left her afta I ws sure I ve successfully delivered her to her place.
Why am I sharing u may wanna know... I ll tell you. I once broke her heart... Hehehe (nt lyk I'm a hrtbreaker though so ladies knw dt u can trust me always) she ws vexed by my actions bt I consistently apologised till she became soft again & forgave me. I'm telling you guys dis to teach u abt consistence, d need to always say sorry & wateva lesson u can pick (though I doubt dere is any). It does nt reduce u to say u are sorry wen u are wrong. Even if u ain't wrong, jux say sorry to bring abt peace. I ws really glad to see d lady. I lyk d way she talks, smile, laff & even walk.... Hehehe. U need to see dis lady.
Now I knw wat u wanna ask... If I kissed her afta everythg before she went home. Well, dts nor of ur business bt for dose dt ll be consistent in asking, d ansa is No & this is because we are jux frds... No strings attached

Oga ade u try wella wit dis ur story 4d gods ooo,more ink 2ur pen and more lead 2ur pencil 4dis touchin story of d heart and thot provokin rite up... Make sure d damsel u tryna talk abt also gets posted 2 ur PPA.2make d fairytale story complete.

Lanosh: happy Sunday to you all...
I think we (batchB streamII) have to understand that decision was made for us not by us, so we need not torture ourselves (anymore, if we already hv).
Back to the matter, I will be going to Jos camp for my "registration" from Lagos. where u guys (prospective bauchi Corpers) at?

Am also a bauchi prospectiv corper dats plateau camp,we plannin on charterin a bus 2camp. For more info call or watsapp me on 08085994525

faamo419: Live from lagos camp stream 1 b14 .. All allowance been payed fully .. Enjoying everybit... If u are not here u r missing .. Thank God.. And God is good

Wait til u hear when streamII b14 corpers get paid 38,600 4 arrears allowee ,den u wld knw u missed more!!!
FYI: 4doin little ot nothin