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uboma:
How about single ladies who own cars?

Alhaji or Sugar money somehow involve

Tokunbo volkswagen lt 28
sound diesel 6 cylinder engine
good tires
long chassis
power steering
low mileage
containerized
Price.#2.3
O7O6262O546

hApPy nEw yEaR mA pPle...

Newbreed2018:
For me I don't. Though a mansion is wasting there but what can man do when there are so many obligations and responsibilities one has to meet up in the city?

Secondly I just don't feel the vibe there. Too much envy and evil.

Lastly my kids are comfortable spending holidays with my parents in the city cos my parents live in the city too so what's the point of going to the village I ask?

It's important to sometimes change environment..
Anyway as of today 23rd....trans.fee is #15,500 to Umuahia.
No b small thing

sholapot:
Who else noticed that the supposed doctor didn't wear gloves.

Lol...na Emergency

ceeroh:
If you're not in Lagos, move there. Get a job in a toxic work environment that takes 12hours of your day. Then coupled with traffic. By the time you get home, you no go even remember where you keep your vaseline.

Correct...if at all he dey use Vaseline

anonimi:
Is that why barawo bubu increased his food budget in Aso Rock after posing with Milo sachets when he was begging Nierians to give him a chance after three failed attempts to be employed by us
So he won't be eating foreign rice there?
Think o Oga, think before you allow yourself to be deceived.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/7609966_145_jpeg793d0d09f2057871c6b966c47bdbb7a2

Guy if you can lay ur hand on those Buhari Milo satchels...,e fit cost pass Alex Ferguson's CHEWING GUM sold for €390k....
Don't you think so?

Ifeelsad:
I've had this recurrent skin issue for about three years now. I've used everything usable both creams and drugs but its not going. Its getting worst, its on my face, breast, neck, all over my back even on my stomach. I don't know what to do again I'm tired

Please has anyone had this kind of rash
I'll like this moved to the front page for more views because I'm getting frustrated and my husband is getting impatient

I use dettol or izal to bath and I bath twice a day sometimes 3 times depending on d weather so I won't say its uncleanliness

It's in ur blood....you need oral medication.... visit Dermatologist

obinnaokeke225:
https://www.anaedoonline.com/2019/11/26/17-years-old-boy-marries-16-years-old-girl-in-nnewi/

I doubt if it's real.....most times couple living very far away from home or due to circumstances can't be present for the ceremony,opt for this type of arranged marriage.
I've seen a lot of it.

J111333:
This is personal so please be courteous with your comments.

I have a married female cousin who takes church serious more than her life, well I don't wanna waste your time with that part of the story.

I have tried to help her husband and her financially for a long time now and I'm afraid I've turned from helper to head of household, not funny. I jokingly told them to hang their boots after they had their fourth child but as I'm typing this, baby five just landed.

Their first son just got admitted into Unilag and guess who they called to help. I've severally decided to stop helping but thoughts of those lovely kids of theirs have always affected my decisions.

I told the newly college admitted boy to open a bank account so that I can channel my help properly but her mum said he wasn't 18 yet so she would be the one running the account until then.

A little background story.

My cousin is a graduate but helps her husband in an imaginary business of his which I have put in like N10m if not more yet nothing to show for it. I later switched to helping my cousin get a job, she ended up getting duped of the money meant to pursue the job Nigerianly.

She was/is my favourite cousin growing up and she was more than a nanny to my sister and I when we were little.

How can I put an end to this madness without feeling guilty about the kids? Mind you, I love their kids very much.

Hmmmm......same thing happened to me and my elder sister after uncountable times I paid for their house rents,fix the first son into business which he couldn't account for,spent also on this same guy to fly him abroad e no work,with other little and little money I borrowed them,at the end my Nephew call me a FOOL also add IDIOT join,just because I tried to caution him consigning his life style....anyway that doesn't change the fact that I love my elder sister but then I don treat my idiotic foolishness..


Who can please the world?.. NOBODY.
Just do your BEST

Nvc078:
As a native doctor, can I make it this big in Europe?

Lol...ur juju no go cross ocean

pansophist:
Women have a higher perception of danger. Where a man feels perfectly safe, a woman may not feel safe, the presence of a man is sufficient to create a balance and make her feel safe. If a woman wants a kid, it is only a man that can impregnate her, and potentially provide for her and her kids if he is responsible.

Men by nature have a soft spot for women and women know this first hand. Men generally will sacrifice himself to make a woman feel comfortable, eg giving her his jacket when she feels cold, or even taking a bullet for her. A single google search will reveal thousands of men have been taking bullets and losing their lives for the women they love, so far, I have not seen the opposite.

Humans evolved to be social beings, no matter the material riches, popularity and social class, companionship triumph above all, we can see it with our female celebrities for example. Humans need each other, and more so for women, who need men for emotional safety and in some cases, balance out the chaotic nature of the feminine with rationality and order.

Women want to feel loved, desired and chosen, and if one can see the value of a man past his wallet, it won't be difficult to find out the importance of a man in a woman's life, and what he brings into the relationship.

Need I say more?

if one can see the value of a man past his wallet, it won't be difficult to find out the importance of a man in a woman's life, and what he brings into the relationship.

That's the KEY WORD..

EFULEFU1:
I am planning to marry her. We Have courted for one year.

I have caught her stealing my money twice but in all cases, she wept, knelt and begged me, saying it is the spirit of succubus and incubus that makes her do that.

I forgave her because I am mad over this girl. I so love her.

Now I caught her via her phone chats, that she has been deleting her chats with a guy she claims is her classmate. After not talking to her for two days, she wept and knelt to beg me, confessing that, the guy has proposed to her and that the spirits of succubus and incubus made her delete the chats.

She says I should take her to a prophet for deliverance.

I so love her

Please what do you advise?

Thanks

In the name of succubus and incubus allow her go and save ur soul from future heartbreak,Sometimes it's a blessing. You don't need those ungrateful sobs in your life anymore

pocohantas:
Depends on what I am riding,

Car...bike...

Or my man.

Everything join....just gv us ur speed limit on all you mentioned

Lincoln275:
Lucky dude

Did you take time to know her...I tell her mamaa she's d best...
But today......

GistWorld:
These days, it is not strange to see actors play roles of lesbians and homosexuals in movies. While many movie buffs have condemned movies like that, other enthusiasts believe nothing is wrong in depicting such roles.

Rising filmmaker and actress, Seun Omojola, in a chat with Sunday Scoop stated that she cannot play such roles in a movie.

She said, “I can’t act a same-sex lover character. I can act another role in the movie if it has a good storyline but I cannot interpret the role of a lesbian.”


Speaking further, the busty actress stated that she once spent her entire savings on producing a movie. She added, “I can recall spending my savings on a movie. When the movie was eventually released, I didn’t recoup the capital, let alone profit. It was a great learning experience for me.”

Omojola also stated that though plus size women are making giant strides in the entertainment industry, they are not given much attention.

“Plus size women are doing great things in movie industries all over the world but you can count them because they are not much. And that’s because the entertainment industry has painted a picture of who the ideal leading lady should be, which is mostly size six-12."

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/plus-size-actresses-not-getting-enough-recognition-in-nollywood-seun-omojola/amp/

This lady don grow finish.... could remember when she dey struggle for Soyinka str..itire those days.. inside Life-always keep ur head UP.

newsman101:
A video is making rounds of how a parent prank son with an empty pack of iPhone 11.

In the video, the young boy was handed a gift pack which he happily received unknown to him it was empty. The young boy  unpacked the gift and realised it was empty. He was disappionted while his parents and siblings made fun of him.

Watch video here...

https://twitter.com/lailaijeoma/status/1192430867471360000?s=12

https://lailasnews.com/parent-pranks-son-with-empty-pack-of-iphone-11-video/

Mehn see disappointment written all over his body...there re things u don't joke with..
Trust broken

made4naijamusic:
A video of a guy who threw his girlfriend a surprise proposal has gotten the attention of many viewers.

A fight broke out between two young men which was caught on camera, anyone can believe its an actual fight cos it looks so real, turns out it was a prank to distract his girlfriend before proposing.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4iBbjGgJnB/


Source
https://www.made4naija.com/u-a-guy-throws-his-girlfriend-a-surprise-proposal-after-faking-a-fight/

After this mad show of fight just to propose,then comes the husband and wife real fight....all I see is REHEARSAL

Monaco2:
They can’t do this in naija o, trust boys.... prick go enter Toto by mistake

Lol...is it possible for prick to enter Toto by mistake?

So funny

StupidNLmods:
Please when will buhari die?
Abacha died but this buhari wants to keep living and that's why he loves going to see that special doctor in London. I hate buhari but i hate that doctor more for doing his work effectively on a tyrant.

U forget mention Yaraduwa

For village full of blind people...person with one eye na KING

You don't tell old woman to close her laps cos she fit dey breath from there

Hand wey dey always touch yansh...one day e go touch shit.

If fowl scatter ma goods ... I go break her egg

Naked person no dey put hand for pocket

MediaGuru36:
We have now been furnished with photos of the seven victims of today's accident involving the convoy of Edo State Governor, Godwin Obaseki.

CAMPUS GIST had reported that the accident involving the advance team of the Governor, occurred today along Benin-Auchi expressway.

They were said to be on their way to Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma, ahead of Mr Obaseki’s visit for the school's 22nd convocation ceremony.

Continue reading here https://www.nairaland.com/5481682/governor-obasekis-convoy-accident-7 if you missed the story.

Photos from the scene below...

http://www.campusgist.ng/aau-convocation-7-people-dead-as-obaseki-convoy-crashes/

TONY KABAKA

Sofistcatdmoron:
you dont know them, why listen to them?

If he didn't listen, how would he know them?

NwaAmaikpe:



It seems more to me that the main reason you want to fix this is because you'd be getting married soon.

The first thing you should learn before getting hitched is to always be yourself, embrace your flaws, your partner should accept you for who you are because you are not your imperfections.

If she won't love you for having a rough chest, how will she love you for having a rough bank balance?
The truth remains that the lady who agreed to marry you despite the akpukpa and kwarikwata on your chest is your God-given wife.

With that said, this is from an untreated generational STI that has mutated .
You are suffering from genital warts of the chest.

Hahaha Guy u no well (akpukpa and kwarikwata )
So funny..but TRUTH...

Flowdada:
At 50 can she still be able to get pregnant and have kids?

Maybe difficult but you go gbadun her ringing tone...

Tina26:

Virgin wey Sabi the work of postinor 1&2....u really try

ednut1:
What of those stuck in nigeria

Buhari

Sandra8:
why men cheat is a complicated question that needs answering. It is important to note that men cheat for various reasons so a single answer cannot exhaust the question.

Men though cheat for various underlying factors, know this factors and PREVENT a potential cheater from cheating on you. I believe in prevention being better than cure.

P. S: Women should realize that men find us ALLURING in all our different shapes and sizes and colors too. It takes a strong willed man with self control to withstand the urge of his testosterone to cheat. So therefore all men are liable to cheat.

Women should realize that for most boys to transition to a Man they believe they must sleep with a woman. That reasoning alone pushes small boys barely up to 15 years to start wooing girls around, seeking love but in a guise to have sex (this is where he first learns how to cheat by lying about his true feelings) . And for a man to transition to THE MAN, he must be an expert in getting girls and sleeping with them. This drives a man to increase his body count to get bragging rights and sexual prowess than his peers (this is what drives most men to start cheating).

Another factor is the fact that men are very curious beings. They like to explore. Men wants to know what it feels like to be with a dark babe, a fair babe, a slim babe, a curvy babe, a busty babe etc. It's not fair I know but don't weep yet.

I'll take this two factors for now and show how we can exploit the loop holes in their reasoning.

Always try to ascertain a man's body count before you try to settle for him. It will save you headaches with cheating. There are two major ways to find out. Direct and indirect methods. You ask him directly his body count, guys will generally increase their body count by as much as 5 girls to make their resume look good (so try deleting at least 5 extra partners from the figure he gives you) or indirect method by ascertaining from his looks, wealth, social influence how many ladies he could have attracted and dated in the past. I prefer this method.
This information is very useful in knowing a cheat or potential cheat. If he has a large body count and he is below 25 years, girlfriend run he is just a f*ck boy and still a cheat. But if he has a large body count and is in his 30's chances are he WAS a cheat and a f*ck boy. But note he is still a potential cheat. Alpha males appeal to me as a lady, and all alpha males are potential cheats so caution has to be applied before settling with one.
A guy without any body count or a low body count usually have no game. But are still potential cheats, so never settle for them for body count reasons alone.

And knowing men are naturally curious, wanting to explore all the shapes and sizes women comes in, to keep him in check ensures you milk his resources (money and time). With extra or loads of money men can easily cheat on you.
With excess free time men can also cheat on you, so rob him of one or the two if possible and he will have two options. Stay with you or break up with you to go and cheat outside. A man who truly loves you will pick the former, he will stay with you. He doesn't mind investing his money in his woman because he sees you guys having and sharing a future together, he won't even mind spending loads of his time with you (time he would normally spend cheating on you).
So here is how to not get played by men.

Stay tuned for more.

Cc
Funmmyastic
Guest007
Seun

Hmmm... This days na women hold flag concerning CHEATING

Hotzone:
I always respond to my fiancée financial demands even when most of them seems like extortion. She prefer I pay her bills both rent and utility though I try to wriggle my self out in rare occasions.

Condition of marriage: No sex before marriage, I abide completely because I want her. She attends her friends weekend activity than finding time for us to stay close even when she constantly reports about how her female friends accuse her of lesbianism but I pray she’s not.

She works and her wages and daily earnings is a little bit above mine. I have told her my marriage intention and she openly accepted without the usual marriage proposals but I am thinking to make it official.

I am still considering if she is suitable and can make a useful wife because I am about to make an official statement which is going to change my entire course in life.

Please, my fellow Nairalanders, I need constructive and supportive words. Blissful week to you!

Ma Guy....
Ma old Man use to say....When dog carry bag comot.....the whole shit for bush go finish.
If you know,you know...

hefelove:
I'm 21, a female and i still bedwet have done so many things to stop this but it seems all my effort are fruitless am tired of living my life like this.

I even cut down my intake of food and water,
I've used so many herbal treatment it seems all is not working please nairalanders I need your help is there anything you think i can do...this whole thing need to stop.
This as been going on since childhood

Just as someone commented
Stopping eating and drinking long before going to bed is important. If 7 pm is not working reduce it to 6 pm or even earlier. He should take very little drink or even nothing around that time. Secondly, he shouldn't go to bed early.

Also set alarms on ur phone to wake you up twice or three times bfr Dawn,by so doing you won't fall deep asleep and each time the alarm goes up you visit the toilet

Try it out and hope it helps.

daddymummy:
We are now nearing october.

Soon the christmas will come.

Are you traveling for this christmas?

If yes,

Have you started saving money for the journey and the christmas celebration?
Up
What are your preparations for the journey?

Are you going by air or land?


Will you enjoy the journey?


Which route will you follow from where you reside to your home town?

Is the journey going to be through a luxurious bus or an 18 seater bus for road travelers?


Or is it your own car you would travel in?

Are you going with your whole family or are you traveling solo?


As for me, i am making great preparations for this christmas.


Most igbos, corpers etc like celebrating christmas in their home town.


Remember that traveling is a spiritual exercise.


So if you travel for christmas,you are also embarking on a spiritual exercise that may be beneficial to you.


Please share your preparation.

Yes if only BUHARI opens d border