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PoliticsRe: Police Officers Reject N300,000 Bribe, Return N600,000 Paid Into Account (pics) by Spandau: 12:53pm On Mar 24, 2022
lagonovo:
What a spectacular fool. Your attention? Like they do to predictable animals in the zoo right, and never fails? You are too weak-minded. Yes I'm outta here, next time do your research though that may actually be a tall order for you as your smallness can only comprehend insults grin
Finally, the oaf agrees to leave. Never seen a desperate attention junkie like this bozo in my life. Phew! Thank God.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Pictures From Atiku's Declaration In Abuja by Spandau: 5:36am On Mar 24, 2022
seunmsg:
Atiku omo ole. Anyway, when is Peter Obi Pandora declaring?
You no get him number?
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Spandau: 3:46am On Mar 24, 2022
seunmsg:
Thanks.
Kadoso Mutairu! How market?
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Reject N300,000 Bribe, Return N600,000 Paid Into Account (pics) by Spandau: 1:56am On Mar 24, 2022
lagonovo:
See his mouth like Portable own, baby sit or something... says the proven mook while still stupidly providing the so-called attention, na Sharia of 1999 we go use reset your brain for Zamfara grin
Phew! What an obstinate dingbat. Just won't stop following me.
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Reject N300,000 Bribe, Return N600,000 Paid Into Account (pics) by Spandau: 1:55am On Mar 24, 2022
lagonovo:
Who is actually the mook here? Oh, you won't even know if the label is clearly pasted on your forehead grin grin

A mook: a stupid or incompetent person.

You asked if policemen are now guarding Sharia Court in Zamfara State, a state that started implementing Sharia in October, 1999. Almost 23 years ago! Where did you crawl out from? grin
To make matters worse, you are averse to correction! A clear sign of veiled stupidity and incompetence.

If you don't want to be corrected or lectured WHEN YOU ARE WRONG, then stop posting online. Simple! Keep your stupidity within your local confines where you make the rules as local champion. Here in front of the world, sorry you will be corrected 24/7 all year round. We all have to deal with that grin grin
grin grin grin Really? Is it this bad? You had to consult the dictionary and whip up a "dissertation" just to look good and attract my attention? Nah! Sorry, I am not a queer. Now take your faggo.ty arse and scram off my mention. Nu?
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Reject N300,000 Bribe, Return N600,000 Paid Into Account (pics) by Spandau: 11:32pm On Mar 23, 2022
lagonovo:
Who is actually the mook here? Oh, you won't even know if the label is clearly pasted on your forehead grin grin

A mook: a stupid or incompetent person.

You asked if policemen are now guarding Sharia Court in Zamfara State, a state that started implementing Sharia in October, 1999. Almost 23 years ago! Where did you crawl out from? grin
To make matters worse, you are averse to correction! A clear sign of veiled stupidity and incompetence.

If you don't want to be corrected or lectured WHEN YOU ARE WRONG, then stop posting online. Simple! Keep your stupidity within your local confines where you make the rules as local champion. Here in front of the world, sorry you will be corrected 24/7 all year round. We all have to deal with that grin grin
Can someone give this attention seeker what (s)he wants? All this unsolicited advances and displays is really getting out of hands. This guy needs attention badly. Can someone babysit him or something please!
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Southern Kaduna, Kill 34, Burn Houses (photos) by Spandau: 11:30pm On Mar 23, 2022
Splitmind:
What does your own moniker say?
Ask google
Foreign AffairsRe: Anatoly Chubais Resigns And Flees Russia by Spandau: 8:31pm On Mar 23, 2022
FourElements:
Your eyes go soon clear! grin cheesy
Ntoooooooh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin You leave the problems in your country to be worrying about Ruskies and Ukrainians. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Buhari, Dangote & Sanwo-Olu In Lagos by Spandau: 8:29pm On Mar 23, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
A fi suru. Distance ko, displacement ni.

Keep deceiving yourself that you can win election with political strategy of lies, hatred and bigotry.

You will lose again like you have been losing in the past.

On the mandate of Asiwaju Tinubu of Nigeria we stand.
No man stands on quicksand and live to tell the story. grin grin Keep standing on mumu mandates.
Foreign AffairsRe: Anatoly Chubais Resigns And Flees Russia by Spandau: 8:24pm On Mar 23, 2022
FourElements:
The truth is always bitter! undecided
grin grin grin grin grin ( grin grin grin
Which truth?
Foreign AffairsRe: Anatoly Chubais Resigns And Flees Russia by Spandau: 8:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
FourElements:
Will his resignation change anything or the resolve of majority of Russians?
Wait for the societal implosion in the western nations coming soon, when the cost of oil and gas goes beyond the roof. undecided
Yinmu!
Foreign AffairsRe: Anatoly Chubais Resigns And Flees Russia by Spandau: 8:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
MuhammadMiller:
you are a fool of the highest order
Why? He spoke the truth naa
CelebritiesRe: Portable Acquires Multimillion Customized Diamond Chain (video) by Spandau: 8:13pm On Mar 23, 2022
Gracedavid125:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXMskD-nGOw

Nigerian musician, Portable is winning big.

Just days after bagging N50 million endorsement deal with billionaire businessman, Obi Cubana, he has now showed off an expensive diamond chain he recently acquired.
Hope they don't snatch it from him anytime he snaps and goes to the street to fight as usual.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Southern Kaduna, Kill 34, Burn Houses (photos) by Spandau: 7:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
Splitmind:
Something fishy is going on, who are these people spreading this information?

Who are the alleged killers?

Why has no one been able to take pictures of the killers?

I trust our president to get to the bottom of this and fish out the people who want to ruin his amazing tenure.

Oh I checked again and this is even an old news. Mtcheeeeeeew
Your moniker says it all.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Southern Kaduna, Kill 34, Burn Houses (photos) by Spandau: 7:15pm On Mar 23, 2022
stephenduru:
Thirty-four people were killed in in Kagoro- Southern Kaduna by unknown gunmen on Sunday 20th March, 2022.

According to official reports, four locations were attacked by unidentified assailants: Tsonje, Agban, Katanga and Kadarko, all within Kagoro Chiefdom of Kaura LGA. 34 people were killed in one fell swoop!

They are listed as follows:

- Angelina Aboi
- Godiya Iliya
- Peace Iliya
- Stephen Emmanuel

- Patrick Pius
- Gwamna Ishaya
- Philip Joseph
- Godwin Latong
- Aba Chawai
- Nancy Luka

- Sophia Luka
- Hosea James
- Daniel Sofa
- Geoffrey Ado

- Bala James
- Henry Dauda
- Augustine Iliya
- Irmiya Michael

- Murna Luka
- Monday Buki
- Reuben Kumai
- Zilien Gudak

- Anita Dauda Kawai
- Rifkatu Dauda Kawai
- Titi Bawa
- Jacob Yayock
- Samuel Ufui

- Silas Bulus
- Victor Ayuka
- Jummai Yunana
- Sunday Tachio
- Hope Luka

Seven people were injured and are receiving treatment. They are listed as:

- Ndau Abba
- Mani Luka
- Habila Sambo
- Ibrahim Daniel
- Julius Tachio
- Rose Sunday
- Sadunga Kamai

One Mrs Abigail Joshua from Adan community, is currently missing.Over 200 houses and 32 shops were burnt in the attack. Three vehicles and 17 motorcycles were vandalized.

The 23rd name is Anita Dauda. In 2016, Anita was a victim of the Kagoro massacre. She survived by the whiskers and needed multiple surgeries. With the help of RADi, a foremost human rescuer NGO, she kept it going. On Sunday 20th March, she became a double victim and was riddled with bullets. Sadly, she didn't make it.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2022/03/gunmen-attack-southern-kaduna-kill-34.html?m=1
I said it like 2 or 3 days ago. Hausa/Fulani Muslims are extremely wicked. The Fulanis in particular are beasts. This is a systematic genocide, land grabbing and religious cleansing all rolled into one. One sardauna punk on this forum developed a headache started wailing.
FoodRe: The Fat Catfish Our Fish Trap Caught. by Spandau: 7:07pm On Mar 23, 2022
nonny1212:
Yesso, I don order 3 stout (Odekwu)
Odeku. Not Odekwu.
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Reject N300,000 Bribe, Return N600,000 Paid Into Account (pics) by Spandau: 7:03pm On Mar 23, 2022
lagonovo:
grin Sorry who are we to blame for your misinformed comment on an online public discussion platform that comes with an inherent right to respond, agree to, object to or provide lecture on whatever is posted. No one is forced to make a post, that is within your right, what you can't control is the response you get. The daily lecture is for us all and we all get lectured everyday, it's not an Everybody Hates Chris situation. Kapisch!
Can someone give this mook his feeder so he can leave me?
PoliticsRe: '10 Reasons Osinbajo Will Ignite A Religious Civil War' By Farooq Kperogi by Spandau: 6:58pm On Mar 23, 2022
AtikuNetwork:
Source: https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2022/03/10-reasons-osinbajo-will-ignite.html?m=1
They have come again crying as if they are the victims. They know how to play the victim card wella. They now see Osinbajo as a serious threat. That is why they are crying and issuing implied threats.
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Reject N300,000 Bribe, Return N600,000 Paid Into Account (pics) by Spandau: 2:26pm On Mar 23, 2022
lagonovo:
The point flew right over your head. It's not a matter of being funny or not. I only did that to nudge you into a bit of research on what you wrote.

Sharia law has been part of the legal system, civil and criminal, in at least 12 states for several years and any state running it will likely have the regular police involved, it was a hot debate for years starting in 1999 with Zamfara State. Your comment sounded like you are not aware of that fact. The fear of a dangerous spread to the South was very high back then. We love debating issues but surprisingly many of us find simple online search cumbersome.
Like it's going to get me graded or what? Puts food on the table? I speak of the impending dangers, a misnomer STILL at hand and to which you cannot proffer a solution and you are lecturing me about online research.
PoliticsRe: LFTZ. Asiwaju Tinubu, A Dream Accomplished. A Great Visionary. by Spandau: 2:22pm On Mar 23, 2022
seunmsg:
Age is nothing but number. What is important is the competence and the will to deliver. Tinubu has a track record of competency and getting things done. I will vote for him if he’s the candidate of APC.
So because Mohammed Ali had a track record of accomplishment as a younger man in the field of boxing, you now fix a championship match for him in his old age? Ok Ali is gone. So let's not use his example.
So because Mike Tyson could demolish opponents when he was young and has a track record of accomplishments at doing that, it becomes expedient to pitch him against, say, Deonte Wilder or even Anthony Joshua now and have the same accomplishment? Kadoso, you are not thinking straight. Your mind is running on whiskey fumes. Stop drinking.
PoliticsRe: LFTZ. Asiwaju Tinubu, A Dream Accomplished. A Great Visionary. by Spandau: 2:16pm On Mar 23, 2022
seunmsg:
I’m the last person that will regret supporting Buhari. He has not done well but he’s still far better than the useless Jonathan that he replaced.
Wonders shall never end! So you can actually open that bubonic mouth of yours and admit that Buhari did not do well?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Will Use Nuclear Weapons When Under Threat - Dmitry Peskov by Spandau: 11:24pm On Mar 22, 2022
HonNL:
SOURCE



SOURCE
Newsflash Russia, the concept of Mutually Assured Destruction is still applicable in contemporary times. No be only you get nukes.
PoliticsRe: Protesting Youths Attack Travellers, Kill Kaduna Resident by Spandau: 11:21pm On Mar 22, 2022
Sardauna24:
I go reply you later
If you ever quote mẹ again, you will loose everything that gives you joy.
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Reject N300,000 Bribe, Return N600,000 Paid Into Account (pics) by Spandau: 11:20pm On Mar 22, 2022
lagonovo:
Welcome back from space sir. I have some old copies of Guardian Newspaper including year 1999-2000 since you sound interested in Sharia matter grin
And it seems like a funny matter to you? What they're doing up North would soon spread to the South.
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Reject N300,000 Bribe, Return N600,000 Paid Into Account (pics) by Spandau: 9:58pm On Mar 22, 2022
ijustdey:
https://punchng.com/police-officers-reject-n300000-bribe-return-n600000-paid-into-account/
Policemen are now attached to Sharia courts. Wow. They have finally Islamized Nigeria.
BusinessRe: How Can Somebody Be Selling Catapult For A Living by Spandau: 8:40pm On Mar 22, 2022
mployer:
People buy it as a toy.

All the catapults I used as a kid were just toys. I never shut down a single bird, wasn't even hoping to shoot down one.
Always missed.
Christianity EtcRe: Fufeyin: Pastor John Mark Ighosotu Breaks Silence, Says He Is Not On The Run, Pe by Spandau:
Afro3:
Fufeyin: Pastor John Mark Ighosotu Breaks Silence, Says He Is Not On The Run, Petitions IGP

Senior Pastor John Mark Ighosotu, the General Overseer of God’s Delight Gospel Assembly (A.K.A Free Indeed) has reacted to online reports that said he was on the run after policemen stormed his residence in connection with a confession made in his church by one Bishop Ufuoma that alleged that Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin, the General Overseer of the Christ Mercyland Deliverance Ministry was involved in some indecent acts, saying that the news is false.

The cleric who spoke through OGHENEJABOR IKIMI & CO, on Friday, in a statement, said the publications “consist of either outright lies and/or misrepresentation of facts capable of misleading the general public.”

Recall that Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin had written a petition to the Inspector General of Police in Abuja, alleging Conspiracy, Cybercrime and Criminal defamation against Pastor Ighosotu.

According to the statement, four Police Hilux vans consisting of over 20 armed Policemen and some pressmen stormed the cleric’s residence in Orhuwhorun town on the 25th day of February, 2022 led by one Inspector Yohanna Suaibu of Team 4 X-Squad, Force CID, Abuja but met his absence.

Being disappointed they disarmed and arrested the cleric’s orderly, Inspector Aminu Ibrahim who was later released at the Nigerian Police Station, Ovwian, Delta State, the statement said.

Adding that “on hearing of the above invasion of his residence,” the cleric “immediately left for Abuja same day and reported himself at the Force CID, Abuja where he obliged the Deputy Inspector General of Police in charge his statement with lawyers from the Law Firm of Mike Ozekhome SAN & Co., in attendance.

Continuing, OGHENEJABOR IKIMI & CO said the pastor was granted bail on self recognition and he returned to Warri, Delta State on Saturday, the 5th day of March, 2022 and on Sunday, the 6th day of March, 2022 presided over the Sunday Church Service at the Free Indeed Church Headquarters.

Furthermore, the statement revealed that the GO “is presently presiding over and ministering in a Ministers Conference tagged “Upper Room Fire Conference” in his church with ministers from all walks of life in attendance.

The statement said that the online publications stating that Ighosotu “is on the run and that he is about to be declared wanted by the Nigerian Police is not only false but a wicked lie.”

The statement added that Ighosotu “who presides over one of the largest Church in Warri with a numerical strength of over a hundred thousand members cannot be described as evading justice for a crime he never committed.”

The cleric’s legal team said that “the Law Office of Mike Ozekhome SAN & Co., has put up a strong worded petition on the Inspector General of Police and have also proceeded to Court to securing an Order restraining Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin from further harassing our Client even when our Client is innocent.”

Continuing, the cleric said they would not have joined issues with Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin since the matter is currently under investigation by the Police, adding that “since he has suddenly lost confidence in the Nigeria Police” and has resorted to blackmailing him, they have decided to respond accordingly so as to keep the records straight.
Dance of shame. Are these really servants of God or impostors who have brought gross disrepute to the name of the Most High? These are businessmen, conmen and showmen. Reality TV personalities, masters in their craft, who have capitalized on the mindless religiousity of the impoverished masses, who are obviously looking for salvation, and have turned themselves into entities of awe and great riches. Men who are fronts for incorrigible thieves in the corridors of power in Nigeria. Men who have read their insatiable greed into God's creed and who have made their bellies their god.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governor, Soludo Announces 3 New Political Appointments by Spandau: 6:50am On Mar 22, 2022
seunmsg:
First Lady self pass appointment.
Kadoso Mutairu!
PoliticsRe: Igbo V. Ibibio: How Igbo Crusaders Captured Arochukwu by Spandau: 2:11am On Mar 22, 2022
EastisBae:
Crap!
Is that why gallant Dahomey ladies even with menstrual cramps had to decimate afonjas, and even cut off so many heads with others taken into captivity?

Till this day, illorin has remained a Fulani emirate controlled from Sokoto and same history is about being repeated across the rest of the waste? Yet You're fixated on Igbos, shame!
Dude, you're tripping on something too strong for your constitution. grin My advise is for you to get rehabilitation so fast.
PoliticsRe: Igbo V. Ibibio: How Igbo Crusaders Captured Arochukwu by Spandau: 2:07am On Mar 22, 2022
SlyDev:
The history of igbo and ibibio is sad a tale that every Sotherners should know, if you doubt me, don't listen to anyone here, Google it yourself

Igbo migrated to ibibio territory, they were welcomed but because of their desire to always using the backdoor or traitors to gain power, the igbos planned and supported a palace coup to remove the ibibio Kings and they succeeded.
See why Igbos and Fulanis are twin brothers? That is why they're always fighting.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Bags N50M Deal With Obi Cubana As Odogwu Bitters Ambassador (video) by Spandau: 1:59am On Mar 22, 2022
Peace081:
Watin obi Cubana see for this portable guy huh
He sees an ambassador of drunkenness, unseriousness, being stoned, Agberoism etc. which the bitter herbs drink represents on the street. Would you have been ok if Chris Oyakilome was given the deal? Who else does the cap fit?

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