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definitely the one at the back!

11th here!

Antoinne:
All you introverts suckling here like babies need one thing: psychiatric help. Buzz a doc or visit a clinic.

If you having troubles being an introvert, expressing yourself, then you are no different from the extrovert who continually ends up in problems with his/her loquaciousness. Come on, guys!

Introversion is only one side to you. You can be introverted and still have a girlfriend you spend or don't spend hours on end on the phone with. You can be an introvert and still go to or not go to parties. It's as you like it.
You can be an introvert and still stay indoor all day long musing to yourself and engaging your thoughts. And this without feeling left out. And oh yes, you can be an introvert and keep quiet all day not talking to anyone. Ready, though, when needed, to express your opinions and make your stand clear.

Separate being an introvert from being timid and lacking will. Separate them. You guys need to work on yourselves.

It is simple and easy for you to say, as introvert the major problem is thinking, the reason we introverts finds it difficult to communicate in public and with strangers is because everything we want to say must be thought about properly and because we are perfectionist, if the thought is not refined enough we hold back until it is.

Sometimes, if someone offend me i would think about what to say to him and maybe after hours of debating on it i finally decide on what to say i discover that the statement now sounds like a warning not like the usual outburst that I want to show but I can't help it.

iamtomi:
special gift...ok my alarm wont sound anyday my lecturer wont come...so wen i call a coure mate to knw if d lecturer came...they will say "No"

Really, You call this a gift? more like your alarm has a gift.

supermuyi:
Goo day guys, please I need someone to assist with soft copies of the English proficiency test.

Please send to mm2olatunji@yahoo.com.

Thanks.

please, have you gotten the soft copy? if you have, please send to sparknecolas@gmail.com

danwebpro:
Vacancies exist is a fast growing tech company in Nigeria, Moboboost.ng, for the position of Outlet Relationship Executives (O.R.E).
Preferred applicants should be undergraduates of higher institutions in Nigeria.
There are 94 open slots to be filled in 30 states in Nigeria.

To apply, send an email with your application and resume to careers@moboboost.ng.

Outlet Relationship Executives, (ORE) are charged with building partnerships with Outlets. Key responsibilities include

*Recruiting new Outlets
*Assist in new Outlet account set up
*Training Outlets on how to use moboboost.ng
*Branding Outlets with moboboost
*Locating new Outlets in cities within your primary reach
*Work closely with Outlets to ensure adherence to our working principles
*Motivate Outlets to promote our apps to their customers.

An ORE is required to live within the area assigned to him. Other requirements are

*Position is opened to students who are currently undergraduates in tertiary institutions.
*An applicant who is not an undergraduate and wishes to apply must have a minimum OND.
*Applicant must live in the state assigned to him. E.g an applicant applying for an ORE position in Enugu must live in Enugu.
*Must be dedicated.
*Must be willing to travel for regular training at our head office.
*Must know his/her city very well. Must know where Outlets are located.
*Should be able to work without supervision

The positions are opened in the following states as follows

Lagos = 10 Positions
Port-Harcourt = 3 Positions
Abuja = 3 Positions
Edo = 3 Positions
Delta = 3 Positions
Oyo = 3 Positions
Kwara = 3 Positions
Kogi = 3 Positions
Ogun = 3 Positions
Osun = 3 Positions
Ondo = 3 Positions
Plateau = 3 Positions
Ebonyi = 2 Positions
Anambra = 3 Positions
Ekiti = 2 Positions
Abia = 3 Positions
Imo = 3 Positions
Enugu = 3 Positions
Kaduna = 3 Positions
Benue = 3 Positions
Balyesa = 2 Positions
Kano = 4 Positions
Katsina = 3 Positions
Niger = 3 Positions
Akwa Ibom = 3 Positions
Sokoto = 3 Positions
Nassarawa = 3 Positions
Kebbi = 2 Positions
Bauchi = 3 Positions
Cross River = 3 Positions

Fixed Salary is N20,000 monthly
Commission is N15,000 or more (Commission have no limits)

To apply,

Send an email with your application and resume to careers@moboboost.ng.

i am a Corp member presently in Kebbi state, i do have OND
can i apply?

chowlade:
are u gay? do u have dickk? is d gal very ugly with leprosy on her skin? dont tell me this cuz addonbilivit

even you!

CFCfan:
Lol. That's one big disadvantage of having an extra large butt. Hygiene will be a struggle.

big booty or not if you are not hygienic you are not. you guys should stop this insinuation, I have seen ladies with nothing to take care of but still stinks.

Can't be a witch, already a wizard!

WHAT IS STRESS?
STRESS is when you give a beautiful lady a
lift and she faints in your car
and you rush her to the hospital then the
doctor told you that she is
pregnant and congratulate you that you are
soon going to be a father
when you said you are not the father, lady woke up
and tell you that you are
responsible.
Now that is geting more STRESSFULL
So you decide to do a DNA test and the result
came out and the doctor
said that you can't be the father since you
are infertile.
Now the STRESS has reduce a little.
Just as you where on your way home you
remember that you have a
wife and 3 kids at home.
and you ask yourself WHO THE HELL IS
THEIR FATHER?
spark!

MrsChima:
Hian! . I have read some posts of said Nigerian men claiming to be handsome and clicked on their profiles only to regurgitated my eBa and suya!

And how is it any of your business, its only the ugly that complain of ugliness.

gbemmy1:
good day.pls I mid everybdy 's help. I'm an HND holder, I studied computer science, I wanna know if unilag can give me admission for pgd, psychology. pls I need or info. God bless

can someone please answer his question! same applicable here but emphasis on pgde.

Bayo and his wife Ola received a
letter from their daughter who
went to study modern physics
overseas. SHE WROTE~My
beloved Parents, I miss u so much
& it breaks my heart to think that
by d time i get back, you will be
too old. So, enclosed you will find
a bottle of a red portion i have
invented. It will make u young, so
when i return, you will be the
same age as i left u. NOTE: "Pls,
take only a drop."GoodBye i love
u! So they opened the envelope &
in it, is a bottle with a red portion.
The man looked at his wife & says
U go first". So d Ola takes a drop,
thereafter Bayo follows. Indeed d
wife turns 5yrs younger. Years
later, the daughter returned home
to find her mother young & pretty,
carrying a baby on her back. The
mother proceeds to tell her
daughter how d portion worked &
made her look young. D daughter
was happy & asks after her father .
"Your Father? Hmmmmm,, ur
father was so jealous dat i was so
young and beautiful, so he drank
the whole bottle. Whaaaat? So
where is he?" replied her
daughter. Hmmmm, na him dey my
back...
Pls share....don't laugh alone but
remember- greed is a "destroyer"
OK?

The famous actor Jackie Chan
died of a heart attack this
morning.
The historic actor, who made a
name for himself for his incredible
performance in 1995 Rumble in
the Bronx. His enormous charisma
always gave him the opportunity
to develop his career as a singer,
stuntman, writer, film director and
producer. The brilliant career of
the most famous Chinese ended
this morning by a heart attack in a
Hong Kong Hospital.
http://gistplug.com/2015/06/breaking-famous-actor-jackie-chan-is-dead/

terrymason:
Another common stereotype about physical appearance is that extremely handsome men are likely to be homosexual. In one experiment, women rate pictures of men as more attractive if they thought that the men were homosexual than if they thought that they were heterosexual, while men do not exhibit the same tendency in judging the attractiveness of women..
So folks why is it like that?
NB: bashing, matching etc all is required
Thank God say I warwar o!!

Add this!
If you don't have a girlfriend for say a year or two, you are gay.

Her love for him (his money) has faded! Wow! And some eddiot will tell me that love exist somewhere! If he's always at home, he is lazy! If he's always at work, he's a walkaholic! I pity the man, he may not have had the opportunity to make himself happy for once all for love! F!Uck love!

What do you know, alawi never show! I just pray say make shame no let the handsome guys come out, if not!

kay29000:
Hmm! Every time I read stories like this I think of all the other cases that have not been reported, or that have not been discovered. There something I like to do when I get really close to a girl and have gained her confidence enough for her to open to me. I ask if she was molested as a kid, and 8 out of 10 of them always say yes. This stuff has been going on for ages...There have been pedophiles in our midst for years now, and it is not westernization, or the devil that is the problem. And it is more a psychological problem than it is a spiritual problem. Anyway,if you have problem lasting long in bed, hit me up on BBM- 7C22F6EC.

Like you said its not westernization, but lack of sex education, most parent feel its bad to talk to their children about sex, this is one of the reasons the girl could not openly and freely discuss with her mother until after six months!

Tallesty1:
In relationships, Love is a lie girls use to enjoy the money they didn't work for and guys use it to get free sex sometimes.





It is a pure scam.

Nice definition!

krusdamax:
Experience has tought me that ladies collect money from guys they don't love and dump same in the hands of real man they love.

Money can buy you $£× but not real love.

Bros wake up day don break!

There is at least one of these in every woman!

Never was! Love is what a man feel when he wants to get into a woman pants and its what a woman feel when she wants to get into a man pocket!

Same reason you have over 1000 female friends out of 1300 friends on Facebook!