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simple question. think of what only Avenger's endgame made in terms of cash generated, and the net worth of clubs love like Barcelona . only endgame o
simple question. think of what only Avenger's endgame made in terms of cash generated, and the net worth of clubs love like Barcelona . only endgame o
simple question. think of what only Avenger's endgame made in terms of cash generated, and the net worth of clubs love like Barcelona . only endgame o

NwaAmaikpe:




I am proud of him and I hope he does not feel bad about this.

He has the money,
He has the fame,
He has the looks,
He has the charisma,
He has the achievements,
He has the preek

He'd only be a fool to shortchange himself by sticking to one lady when he should use all his spare time in getting his preek wet.
The worst that will happen is that she will leave and another will happily come.
In fact, he should dump the two of them.

These ladies are not loyal.
They're down with you when you're up,
And the relationship is up once you're down.
Then you'd chase after them like a lost puppy while they make you feel guilty for making it fail.

Being broke amplifies your flaws but a rich man is loved and God-sent to them.
Ask Venita or ask Regina.

By default, the most subtle of women is a self-centered schemer.
So you think you're playing her when she actually designed the game plan for you.

Even your own wife who complains that you spend too much time hanging out with your male buddies in your youthful days won't give a shiiit about you when she goes spending months on end doing 'omugwo' at the kids' when you two are aged and your game is up.

Enjoy life now my brothers.
But enjoy it safely.
If you wanna go raw, just ensure you don't let a dumb girl get pregnant for you.

God bless Ubunja with more wisdom so that his miseducations will further free more fvckboy, toycvnt husbands who think the only reason God created them is to lick female butt.
If only they knew they'd have more butts to play with if they never licked one.

Men have been the victim all along, these crafty women are the victors.
They make you feel guilty for wanting more yansh when they won't think twice to spread their legs for anyone who can give them attention, give them money or tell them what they want to hear.

Lacazette please don't allow yourself be at the mercy of a woman because the only thing she can offer to you can be offered to you by thousand others.

haha haha bro you're crazily crazy.
thumb's up

OgunLaakaye:
This what I will never do

Just marry her and use her for money rituals months after
You cant lose on both sides

OgunLaakaye:
This what I will never do

Just marry her and use her for money rituals months after
You cant lose on both sides

hahahahaha my nigga

[quote author=Brunosamel

Relationships gurus what do you think?

baba hustle o. first of all read this
The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.
The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.
At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age.
So you are always left with anything that comes from them willingly.
To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23.
And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
I mean where is the money??
You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
Still putting hands into many things hoping God smiles on you.
All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude.
You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls.
When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies.
Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.
Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back.
Then one day she calls you and asked you "where is this relationship heading to?.
You don't even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship.
Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her.
And how age isn't on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.
You just hold yourself and play the good guy
You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well".
Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you.
You have to be the cool guy and wish her well.
One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself.
She was talking to the guy a long time before now.
Then you realize that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
You have been played.
Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4 years time.
Would you have made it or not?
She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.
In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already).
I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend.
No comparison there.
And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about.
And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else.
Your heart is broken into smithereens.
In this hall of fame, you are all victims.
Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.
At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago.
To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad. Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now.
And that's your home and abroad.
Can life be more unfair at this moment?
6 years later.
You are 30 now.
Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become.
You are one of the happening guys in town.
You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit.
Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall.
You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by.
Of course, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves.
That's part of the job description.
Sampling.
And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall.
You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave.
She is 24, ripe for marriage.
Three months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears.
She loves how it sounds.
You are on chat with her always.
And somewhere else, a 25year old boy still finding his way is wondering why the girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her.
Why do there chats seem more like interview.
And fast fast, you have proposed and simultaneously she is asking the 25year old boy that question of" Where is this relationship going to".
And then you marry her, and somewhere a boy gets heart broken.

[color=#000099][/color] personally I think God does exist. he exist for a very number of people, though I don't know the said people. it's commonly believed that man was created in Gods image, and being that humans were created in this image means they embodied the physical,psychological, sociological and spiritual attribute/character of it's maker.
Through this image humans failed the only test placed before them, the Creator being perfect created us in his own image. meaning we are carbon copy of perfection . if humans were created in God image how then is it possible that beings like us who with all this perfection from God managed to fall into sin? maybe there's something in our gene that is flawed but no one wants to talk about it.

am open to criticism and new ideas

I don't understand

GODPUNISHALABI:
Law school has become a joke under this new dg. During my time who born you chop first class, see as dem Dey dash everybody first class like say na biscuit

baba that dude up there is a studious and intelligent lad, you were not so stop whinnying.

ribery calm down OK.
ask Baloteli, zidane,Arda turan,Diego costa e.t.c about anger issues cause last last your club go just issue statement condemning ur behavior therefore making you look like the bad guy.
this guy good sha for pes

hmmmm this Nigerians should do better to uplift our public image.
i worked in a shopping mall as a cashier for a while, in Nigeria here and the level of distrust exhibited by foreign nationals such as Indians and Chinese were heartbreaking.

Martins4us:
And I haven't still seen the movie "King of Boys"
Am sure am not the only one on this

baba download it from netnaija otherwise you're missing out

mummy is gorgeous happy birthday ma

you were busy humping that kitten without thinking you should pull out. when you would have known it would be catastrophic for you and her financially, and her health inclusive. the pregnancy should be........... I no tok anything biko

this was the kind of popularity and media coverage innoson motor needed to boost their business

[quote author=thesicilian post=60752328]Because a Northerner was the Head of State.[/quote


Imagine Lagos as the federal capital today and the first thing that will come to mind is how congested and insecure it will be because of over population.
Don't make it look like it was a bad decision altogether just because it was made by a Nigerian of northern descent.

if my dad couldn't beat my love for the round leather game out of me, my mom couldn't talk Me out of it, don't know if any lady could do it. leave EPL or champions league come count beanz for wetin nw

Lekison:
that guy bagged 23goals with 13 assist last season. Stop being a bad belle

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how market?
pepe dem gang

this is the result of believing every and anything that has to do with religion.
religion has been use to brainwash so many individuals in our society and the world at large,just imagine the barbaric things being meted out to fellow humans like me, it's inhumane,disgusting.
funny is the fact that out government will sweep it under the carpet.
look around the most successful and advanced countries of the world don't place religion as the number one priority but their fellow humans and their human rights.........

Jayslicky:


Messi has twice gained from the injustice done against the Dutchs, van dijk deserves this year player of the year, he was outstanding but FIFA has always been in Messi's favour.

mtcheww messi that last won fifa /ballon d'or award in 2015 why didn't they rob it in his favour in the last 3yrs?

Is04970:
You hardly find Nigerians living abroad at the average level.
They're either extremely good or bad.
Extremely honest or extremely criminal minded.

definitely right
either good, bad,honest and criminal minded

AreaFada2:
So if he's ajebutter, is it your ajebutter?

You can make your own ajepako na. Wash him with Dudu Osun, feed him akpu from age of 3 months, put blended efor riro in his feeding bottle when two weeks old and fura da nunu as baby milk, who cares?

Make him walk from Modakeke to Okitipupa from age of 15 months if you want, na your choice o. The dead guy will not give a horse's dump.

He's not doing anything illegal so let other people be. Your fellow busybody people will also have things to say against style no matter how you raise your own.

PLEASE TELL THEM

ImperialYoruba:
This is not adult here abeg. Why are you such an extremist?

you're just busy vomiting bundles of bunkum.
even kids know that there are diapers for all age and size but you came here to ask unintelligible question, just so you can feel relevant or maybe you will get that satisfaction that you commented on a nairaland posts.
Dey your way make I dey my way

Bluezy13:
Tall, Taller, Tallest...



Used to think Jidenna was a tall dude. Deceptive camera though. Tiwa looking like she squeezed herself into the space. Jidenna looking like a native doctor

more like a high priest

ImperialYoruba:
Thats solicitory response, unintelligent and beyond the issue.

you say? you that have sense you don't know even adults use diapers Abi? intelligence kiii u there

niaralandtopuser:
I saw a photo of him with someone I know when they were younger. etebo was older in that photo but now the guy is in his late 30s while etebo is still claiming 23

that's right bro
ndidi I believe but not etebo and musa

ImperialYoruba:
Why is that half man in diaper?

you will uperstand when you happen to have a child that has a leaking faucet

niaralandtopuser:
that etebo should be over 40

sha church is life