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Not surprised......

Since the day I noticed a guy had used his phone number to open an opay account and his girlfriend had also used the same phone number to open a palm pay account.

I knew a lot reforms still needs to be done in the banking sector.

I picked palmpay thinking that was his "bank", only for me to see his girlfriend's name pop up. Lollzzz..

Listening to photograph by Nickelback as I go through your pictures and comments...

Massive Nostalgia

Festac born and bred🙏 glad to have left since early 2000s.

Biggerbrocom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFevsfspqk0?si=co3fpmv6SCZGDJS8

Welcome to our latest video exploring Festac Lagos in 2024! Join us as we take you through the vibrant streets of this dynamic neighborhood, showcasing its modern infrastructure, bustling markets, and cultural landmarks. Discover how Festac has evolved with new residential areas, innovative businesses, and community spaces. Whether you're a local or just curious, this tour will give you a glimpse of the unique blend of tradition and contemporary living that defines Festac today.

raskymonojendor:
Festac used to be multicultural. Guess the people that live in festac nowadays after they hijacked it.
The tribe starts with an I and ends with O. They invaded the town and messed it up.

Before and after below 👇

Second picture is in jakande estate mile 2 side.. please

Love800:
How did they administer the crude oil and leaves?

This is what I got from the site engineer, one of his workers was bitten that day.

........
Sir the antidote I use is called crude oil the raw one but first anybody that experience snake bite give the person onions and bitter kola to chew get a razor blade cut that very spot let blood come out and apply the onions and the bitter kola there let them chew it very well and put the water on the spot also let the person chew part of it and swallow but the other one is crude oil you just apply it in the same spot and give the person also to drink and the whole poison we die it will not circulate. They should not tie the spot that the snake bite occur.

The leave he used that day is available around swampy areas, but he only knows the name in his benue dialect as "Kuwhwe" Its the leaf of this plant that they will squeeze and and rob on the surface of the bite. The skin of the bite area will peel off after a week, new one will grow back....

The crude oil mentioned here is mostly sold by people selling palm kernel oil and coconut oil.

Haaa

This snake is deadly.

It almost killed a guy I know. He survived with the help of a locally antidote - crude oil and some leaves....

The part that freaks me about the snake is that it also jumps when attacking a prey or target.

It's commonly found around swampy areas in Lagos and Ogun States.

MyVILLAGEpeople:


I think Wike will rather wait till his first tenure finishes and then he will deploy his foot soldiers to frustrate Fubara second term plan.

They will definitely not go for direct primaries.

Wonderful Mama.

Saw her last saturday in Abuja Airport.

We flew out of Abuja via air peace same day.

She was so calm. You should have seen the smiles in people's faces when they saw her.

Though older now, may God grant her good health in wealth and many more years on earth. Amen!

Blackfire:
China is very wicked

If you watch there own tiktok eeeh , very educational



But other countries, na yansh , boobs , dance, mumu then another mumu

Tungwò ren ni hao ma ??

I disagree, I used to believe this as well.

The algorithm works well.

Ensure you watch only short videos on what interest you or adds value to you. You can search for what interest you to avoid time wasting.

The moment a "nonsense" abi "mumu" video pops up...in 2 to 5 seconds move to the next, do this for a couple of minutes, its algorithm will automatically prevent similar videos from coming to you again.

Similar videos to those you love watching will now be lined up for you. You will be amazed when you do this.

You need to ensure you do this everytime you open your TikTok.

Chicagograduate:
Burna boy own na em dey funny me.He say Wizkid senior am.

Burna the Corona School boy ✌️

Nbotee:
This is a welcome development, these roads will open up new areas and connect more states and villages but what about existing roads in horrible states?? The road leading from before Ajaokuta to Oturkpa to Enugu is in horrible state. Some portion of the Lagos Ibadan is still there. These bad roads are now a hotspot for criminals and are what's aiding Kidnappings on the roads

Which portion in Lagos Ibadan?

Political career

In 1999, he became governor of Benue State and served two terms of four years. He won elections to represent the people of Benue as a senator for Benue North-West in Nigeria's senate.[3] Akume was re-elected Senator for Benue North-West in the April 2011 elections, running on the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) platform. He polled 261,726 votes, defeating Terngu Tsegba of the PDP who won 143,354 votes.[4] He was again re-elected to the senate under the platform of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in 2015. He was chairman senate committee on army and a ranking member of senate. He was nominated and confirmed a minister of the Federal Democratic Republic of Nigeria by Muhammadu Buhari. On 2 June 2023, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu appointed him Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF).

Wikipedia

Even if you had bought the items home as a surprise, Na Problem!

Tried it once, my car boot was full with food items and it backfired, apparently I had paid almost twice of the actual price. It was a huge loss to her even though it was my money.

This was 5 years ago. I have since learnt to mind my business.

Imagine, Caterer's hubby wey wan surprise him wife with food items.

Just passing through.... Lolzzzzzz

AnonPoet:
https://leadership.ng/unravelling-wikes-anti-southern-agenda/

Very useless report. Well articulated rubbish.

They have started with their lies and deception.

StilmaVsBorn2w:
This is so embarrassing to say, I would never advise a man to be so sluggish in life. It pains my heart having to experience this several times but since he is an elderly bro that senior me very far I can't put my mouth in his family affair because of this.

I went to visit my brother yesterday, was surprised while we were seated in the parlour... the wife told her husband to go check if the woman selling provision is back.

This wasn't the first time, my brother stood up and went.. I was looking at her the whole time, she was looking at me. The anger was so deep but there is nothing I can do.

They are different instances I can give but no need for that...All I just want to say it's not good to be that calm type of guy.

This is not about being the bread winner of the house, my elder brother is doing very well for himself so is his wife.

As a man, it's just not good to be quite always or be quiet all the time.. gentlemanly. I just don't know how to say it.

Guys what do you think?

Mind your business.

During the COVID-19 first wave, I was out of job for almost 6 months, I had to assist my wife with her business as I collected 25% of my pension to complete the house I was building.

What shocked me was that she gave me access to all her accounts, I was the one with her ATMs, it wasn't easy. Made lots of deliveries with my car.

Today, the story is different, I have since changed her car to Land Rover to aid her business. I got a far better job than the one I lost. We are in our own home as in my house in Lagos.

Mind your business bro.

Maximus85:
Chinchin production is one of the most lucrative business in 2021.

Truth is many people are into it but the market is just to big and you can make a whole lot of money too.

If you have these machines, you will do better than the rest.

If you have a unique recipe too, your chinchin will standout.

I have a recipe guru that I can introduce you too.

If you want to take total control, then brand your chinchin and have a packaging machine..... Then you're in for a big gain in the market.

I will give you some organic marketing tips as well.

What are you waiting for?

Reply to this post and I will get back to you ASAP

Please share with me

Omihanifa:
All I can say regarding this matter is that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
No one is as angry as a woman who has been romantically rejected,used,or betrayed.

Princess clearly plotted the downfall of baba ijesha simply because they fell apart. Ordinarily this matter shouldn’t have gotten this bad. After all from the cctv footage that we all saw, no be today that girl and baba ijesha begin do under G.

One thing I don’t like about nollywood especially the Yoruba section is that they are not United and they don’t like each other. When this matter first broke out they are suppose to summon that princess and plead with her to withdraw the case and settle it in house. But look at the way they messed up one of their own.

From the beginning of this case till the end one doesn’t even need a magician to know that baba ijesha was dealing with powerful forces that were hell bent on disgracing him. Look at the day they first brought him to court. See the way iyabo ojo carry the matter for head like say nah she be princess. She even threatened to kill baba ijesha if the police eventually released him. She was all over the internet add more fire to the situation. Even esabod too came online and said baba ijesha came to London and almost raped her some years ago.

In all of this I blame baba ijesha for being too cold. The time he was granted bail last year, he should have gone to media houses and narrate his own side of the story. Especially his relationship with princess.

What did I just read??

Iliveforever:
It’s not sexually infection. You drank a contaminated water so weeks ago, not so??

Just go and buy a very big anti biotic drugs

You are on point.

Happened to me back in 2019, I unknowingly drank an expired Limca in one of the cities in Osun state. Saw something like a thick liquid try to enter my mouth while drinking.

The outcome was a mess, the spots were all over my face and body, but my private side was not affected.

Please treat yourself, See a doctor!

It will go within a week.

Just last month, one of my colleagues from Akwa-ibom state told me that while he was teenager he had never heard about Salah or any Muslim event.

My people, I was in shock and we argued for about 10 minutes.

In my mind, I was like... so there are still some people like this in Nigeria.

Piggery!

The cost analysis was so perfect on Paper.

Unfortunately I was not available 100% because It needs the presence of the owner or a dedicated staff.

Mehnn Dedicated staffs are hard to find o. am used to dealing with educated folks but dealing with uneducated folks is crazy!

No friends in farming, Please plan very well and engage consultants if you intend going into farming! Logistics is key as well.

Lost millions but I have since moved on.

Lessons learnt!

God's grace!

Trust UK na.

Anything for the Gas reserves.

What do i know?

Hmmmmmm!
Please don't mind my grammatical errors.
There are many ways to fix your problem.
One of them is to get closer to God. As in really, really and seriously close.
You can pray anywhere but there are faster and more effective ways available.
A graduate cleaning rooms... this is unbelievable and hence require a urgent and faster approach.
But you must be willing to give your life to Christ first for all obstacles to be destroyed. Let him take total control, you need to be spiritually strong for the jobs to start coming.
I can recommend 2 prayer mountains you can go to for prayers (urgent and fast approach)
One is in Ede, Osun state - Ori-Oke Baba Ibiye (C.A.C) and the other is in Joseph Ayodele Babalola Mountain (CAC) Ido-Ile, Ekiti state
Check them out on google, YouTube and their locations on google map.
You may plan to use 5 -7 days in either of the mountains and I tell you - Results will start coming even before you come down.
Let me know if you need any additional support on transportation, feeding and accommodation on any of the mountain.
While there you must not allow anybody to talk to you about any vision that is you must follow only the program of the mountain evangelist / pastors and ask for guidance from them only. I repeat from them only! you get the chance to pray to God yourself on the mountain bro.
Am not a CAC member but I was advised to go there last year after I lost my job.
All the 4 people (plus HR) that planned my exit have all left the business in a disgraceful way, and I now have a new job better than the previous one - free accommodation(24 hour power supply), vehicles for movement, free meals, better pay (Can't put all here). This can only be God bro.
Yours too can happen.
God is great!
You will never suffer when you get close to God.
I know somebody also else needs this please don't be discouraged by your current situation.
God is waiting to answer you - Just talk to him now.
You are blessed!

Please give the naija angels powerful guns better than the mad guns with those crazy bandits.
Guns that sound sexy and satisfying.
May God's protection be with them Amen!.

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/army-deploys-100-female-soldiers-to-secure-abuja-kaduna-highway

Lost my grandma back in 2015 in LUTH.
Saw student doctors working on my grandma and prescribing drugs and test...
So painful.

Has anyone ever investigated the number of deaths when or immediately after Nigerian doctors/nurses go on strike...its alarming?


[quote author=lalasticlala post=98481730]A Nigerian Twitter user, Eketi, has called out doctors in teaching hospitals for exposing their patients to student doctors without their consent.

@eketiette wrote



https://twitter.com/eketiette/status/1354059260473257987?s=19

Another Twitter user, Prophet_Emekka, reacted and shared his own experience:

https://twitter.com/Prophet_Emekka/status/1354122500624560129?s=19[/quote]

Na too much sense kill Sodom and Gomorrah people.

Na grace save Lot and his family.

Na disobedience kill Lot wife not ignorance.

May God help us

ebukajay184:
Founder of Mike Zion movies, Pastor Mike Bamiloye has reacted to the end of President Donald Trump's tenure following the inauguration of Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States on Wednesday January 20, IgbereTV reports.

According to the gospel filmmaker, Trump should have known that he was elected to temporarily to break the dangerous speed of Democrats. He further described the former US President's tenure as a short window of grace.

Taking to his Instagram handle, Bamiloye wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CKWuwZmn9f_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Exactly the same way touts and greedy native kings/chiefs will demand millions from you because you want to fix a bad road that has been abondoned by the government in your town. You will be diagraced if you decide to go ahead with the rehabilitation and fail to comply to their demand.
Group of entrepreneurs want to fix their road for almost 20million.
Imagine...Omo onile is asking for 6million.
What a country?

Slimslimqq:
https://www.thecable.ng/igp-orders-arrest-of-sunday-igboho-over-eviction-notice-to-herdsmen

Thats life...Many possibilities..

May God rescue her from any ungodly act.

There is second chance!

I believe in it. Only few are given 3+ chances

Regards

MoneyTrees:
You're lying
The lady prayed that she be chosen for the night cos she knows a lot of bucks available to spend that night
U wouldn't understand cos u dunno what time it is

Not surprised.

Saw a lady on a bike in my estate on tuesday.

She came down in front of a yahoo boy's house - Later found out the yahoo boy was celebrating his birthday with friends.

She approached the gate, stopped for about 15 seconds and did the sign of the cross before opening the pedestrian gate.

I could not shout, the view was priceless.
Gooosh i asked myself why am i the only seeing this.

Apparently she did a short prayer before entering the house. She don wiseup....

The guy better stay faithful.

Or else by the time they descend on him

Walahi!

God be with him sha

Thank God am within 30km of the shores of the atlantic ocean and one of the international airports in Nigeria.

Border no far self...less than 40km away. Can't imagine myself living even 500km to the edges of northern Nigeria.

Few of the guys in the north are super hypocrites!! Too many angry youths in the north because their leaders and the system have failed them.

Served in Borno - Abadam - mallam fatori....Saw the bigger picture as a corper

bizme:
I completely agree with you. My boy too is five years old, and without having to beat him he is a very kind and smart kid.

My parents believed so much in beating and it ended up building a massive distance between them and the kids. We simply got better at hiding our thoughts and actions from them. Having such a distance from by kids is one thing that scares the hell out of me.

Valid point.

It scares the hell out of me too.

I have 9, 7 and 2 years old kids at home.

I need to get close to make the right impression before they clock 12.

May God help me. Amen

Who needs a DNA test...with all the photocopies i have at home.

My girls (more feminine) and my boy look exactly like me.

I also look exactly like my dad.

My wife is always happy and jealous at the same time..Lolz

Good plan
Better way to create more opportunities....
They want to avoid the damaging outcomes dangote's refinery would have on them after its startup..