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XhosaNostra:
Do.

do what?

XhosaNostra:
Oh, I get it. Where do you normally camp because I've not seen your posts anywhere in a very long time?

I've missed you too, sthandwa. Hope everything i-right ecaleni lakho
Looooool @ NL boyfriends

You and Soilsista are hypocrites: you pretend to have missed each other when you don't follow each other on NL! Well, I have to mind my business.

airminem:
Its right there

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airminem:
Its right there

Jesus Christ!

fredie107:
1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree

2. I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating

3. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you"

4. I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it's safe to cross the road

5. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say "you know how much your family wants to have a male son" WTF! A Female son ni.

6. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it

7. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen??

8. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough

9. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long.

10. When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying

11. I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House

12. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement 'the man dat u murdered is dead'.

13. I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet

14. Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she's pregnant. That's the only way they know how to portray pregnancy

15. “35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive

16. saw a movie recently, and they wrote "14 years ago" trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit.

You can add yours, lets have fun.

Picture Of A Ghost Making A Phone Call In A Nollywood Movie

That ghost making a phone call must be a Yoruba man!

Teeklef:
Am sorry for derailing the thread. I just need an urgent answer. There is an argument going on here. Can a footballer score with direct throwing without touching any player?

That's what mad people say! What do you say?

TheChameleon:
Some years back, i was buried alive.

This is a true story of how i survived the ordeal...

Your username says so much about your story!

ikh777:
well he was VIGILant

He wasn't vigilant: if he had been, he wouldn't have been caught!

Kpilo101:
Congratulations sire. You are role model to us. Cheers

A Nigerian politician your role model? What do you want to become in life?

airminem:
Colonel Ojukwu

Where's the dustbin!

hatchy:
Nnamdi Kanu of Biafra is not on that list, that alone makes the list invalid.

The Biafra dilector and supreme head of IPOB is still in the jungle somewhere in Umuahia giving order to his soldiers to bring the Zoo army down.

so, he should be on the list, because he said that the Yorubas are hypocrites and don't deserve to live among human!

MelesZenawi:
Ernest needs money not treatment.

If you want to know the value of health, ask the man who has lost it! Choose between these: Good Health, and Wealth!

XhosaNostra:
Thanks for the lookout, I didn't know * feigns ignorance *

hahahahahahaha!

XhosaNostra:
Where did you learn the language of my forebearers?

He was trying to bamboozle you into believing he's Xhosa! He used Google translate! Sorry for bursting his bubble!

XhosaNostra:
I agree.

OK!

XhosaNostra:
I agree.

OK!

AfroKnight:
You’re South African. Your reality is quite different. It’s obvious.

she has always made great sense with her posts!

XhosaNostra:
Not every man is a right fit. Some of us are very picky. Personally, I take time to warm up to new people or to decide whether I like someone romantically or not, so if someone comes on too strong from the very beginning, that may scare me off. Thus, turning them down. Slow & steady usually wins the race for me because I'm a thinker. I rationalize everything, include my feelings. Usually I have to "think" myself into liking someone, which doesn't happen overnight. In summary, being too much, too early will lead to a rejection.

I think, love is like a young plant; with the necessary and sufficient conditions in place, it'll grow into a tall tree!

happney65:
Jamaica?They are no longer from Jerusalem again according to Nnamdi Kanu?

Your major problems are English, Jealousy, and reasoning: "Migrated from" is different from "Migrated to."

Liars! The same people who said God never created man! And that man evolved from green monkeys! They went further to claim that God didn't create the earth: the earth came as a result of a BIG BANG! Stupid people! Believe them at your own peril.

NeoWanZaeed:
Wetin concern me with Igbo leaving..


Nigeria a failed country..



If that stupid boy kanu has actually took liberating igbos through diplomatic means ..

Many other tribes would have followed suit and be liberated from these greedy politicians..

Each regions would be competing on which is better ni after they are separated

I never knew that you could be this sensible. Your case is : "When a man faces adversity, the best in him will begin to manifest!" If not for my vitriolic comment, you for never wise up, abi?

NeoWanZaeed:
If IPOB ain't senseless..

Isn't your leader suppose to lead the struggle?

little boy, you know nothing about a struggle! You're all afraid of the Igbos leaving Nigeria, just like how jittery Europe was vis-a -vis BREXIT!

ArcFresky:
Women have always been the downfall of a man.

stupid people will continue blaming women for their misfortune! They hardly blame it on their lack of self control!

tyup:
and some muddy Ipobs somewhere in Anambra will ask us not to kill this

we Nairalanders say to hell with them

A foolish man can never give birth to wise children!

AlhajiImam:
We must crush IPOB. One Nigeria forever till we islamize Nigeria like Saudi Arabia, UAE, Turkey and Iran

This jobless fool!

Ustec:
Buhari always travels abroad whenever his barrack boys wan raid,
So as to leave the wailers to wail in peace after his boys actions

Make sensible people your friends, so that you can learn from them! From your comment you have a long way to go: You're a goner!

Adewale623:
Mark my words, this man will be arrested during the burial proceedings.

You left your family issues unattended to: you're hitting your head on a rock about Kanu's issues! Lazy tribe!

NeoWanZaeed:
IPOB dying and chased around like a criminal in Nigeria and their founder is in another country enjoying



Warrior staying away from the war..

Today, I've concluded that the Yoruba tribe is senseless one!

tyup:
He'd be Burning in the deepest part of hell as we speak

Ipobs drug lord disgracing Nigeria abroad may y'all end like this. insha Allah

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Jgoldie:
Pussy plenty lik pure water

Madman running after a pussy that has been ruined with pregnancy hormones ,the wall would have swollen,maybe that’s why is third leg won’t let him rest


They will come out in drove to bash me

1, 2, 3

No time!