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Crime / Re: Landlady Sets Tenant’s Apartment Ablaze To Eject Him (photo) by spartanobad(m): 3:03pm On Apr 16, 2016
Seriously some things are not meant to b said. This woman who did this,does she have common sense at all.?

She indirectly burnt her house. Highest the tenants will leave d house for him.
BT yet still she will use her money to rebuild it.

Extreme wickedness

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Car Talk / Re: How Do You Stop A Car That Failed Brake ? by spartanobad(m): 2:55pm On Apr 16, 2016
MrRichy:
Have been wondering, what if my car fails brake ?(God Forbid shaa) what would I do ?
am sure some of us who are new to the car worldk have similar thoughts.
so pls fellow Nairalanders tell us how to stop the car "biko"
I think maintaining ur car in a good shape and checking everything b4 going out for d day will go a long way in helping stop this...
Business / Re: Court Freezes Ubah’s Capital Oil Accounts by spartanobad(m): 2:51pm On Apr 16, 2016
uduak2016:




http://dailypost.ng/2016/04/15/court-freezes-ifeanyi-ubahs-capital-oil-accounts/
M not surprised

wit the way our oil sector z going down, I think they need to b checked
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 1:22pm On Apr 16, 2016
AirSultan:
Hmm, be more specific pls. grin
A LONG MAN abi kashbaby
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 1:21pm On Apr 16, 2016
A 75 year old man collapsed at his Home and he was taken to the hospital were he was put on oxygen for 24 hours. when he was feeling much better, the doctor came and gave him a $500 bill for the service. upon seeing the bill, the man started to cry. The doctor assured him that if it was the bill, there was no need to cry coz he can pay it in instalments. The man looked at the doctor and said, "am not crying about the $500 bill. I have the money to pay you cash. am just shocked that for just 24 hours of oxygen I get a $500 bill, then what will my bill be to GOD for the 75 years I've been breathing His air?" To show that we appreciate the free air we get from God.....pause for a minute, look up and say "thank you God for this air". Not just saying thank you alone but also make sure you life here on earth is a purposeful one,

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Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:59pm On Apr 16, 2016
[quote author=KashyBaby post=44753628

Yaaaaas boo...I like a strong, tough man but gentle somewhere else wink tongue[/quote]OMG
what z she saying

OK
FINGERS
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:38pm On Apr 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Eehh...I'm lost


shocked
wait kash lemme call 911
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:35pm On Apr 16, 2016
# Nigeria my country# An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

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Jokes Etc / Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:23pm On Apr 16, 2016
Teacher: What do you do after class 1st student: I go & buy weed from Jeremy. 2nd student: I go to Jeremy's house & buy cigarette. 3rd student: I pass by Jeremy's house to buy shepe. 4th student: I always go home to do my assignments. Teacher: Great!!! I hereby nominate you as class perfect to be of good example to ur colleagues...What's your name again ?? 4th student: Jeremy

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Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander's Art Portrait by spartanobad(m): 12:17pm On Apr 16, 2016
Teacher: What do you do after class 1st student: I go & buy weed from Jeremy. 2nd student: I go to Jeremy's house & buy cigarette. 3rd student: I pass by Jeremy's house to buy shepe. 4th student: I always go home to do my assignments. Teacher: Great!!! I hereby nominate you as class perfect to be of good example to ur colleagues...What's your name again ?? 4th student: Jeremy

lolzTeacher: What do you do after class 1st student: I go & buy weed from Jeremy. 2nd student: I go to Jeremy's house & buy cigarette. 3rd student: I pass by Jeremy's house to buy shepe. 4th student: I always go home to do my assignments. Teacher: Great!!! I hereby nominate you as class perfect to be of good example to ur colleagues...What's your name again ?? 4th student: Jeremy

lolz
Teacher: What do you do after class 1st student: I go & buy weed from Jeremy. 2nd student: I go to Jeremy's house & buy cigarette. 3rd student: I pass by Jeremy's house to buy shepe. 4th student: I always go home to do my assignments. Teacher: Great!!! I hereby nominate you as class perfect to be of good example to ur colleagues...What's your name again ?? 4th student: Jeremy

lolz
Celebrities / Re: Lola, My Woman Crush - Peter Okoye by spartanobad(m): 8:16pm On Apr 13, 2016
Hallack:
After this peter okoye don disown his twin broda. He is telling us that he's crushing on a woman who wont stay by his side forever abi. He is so dumb!!
****

biko they don reconcile
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Babymama Sophie Momodu Releases New Photos To Promote Her Fashion Line by spartanobad(m): 5:14pm On Apr 06, 2016
winkmart:
Davido's babymama Sophie Momodu is about to launch her fashion line. The mum of one released these new promo photos today and has this to say about the inspiration for her new business.

The African woman is the most hidden treasure on earth.. Often highly underestimated. She's proud of herself, she respects herself & others. She's aware of who she is.. She neither seeks definition from friends nor does she expect anyone to read her mind. She's quite capable of articulating her needs. A good African woman is hopeful & strong enough to make all her dreams come true.
She knows love therefore she gives love.

She knows her past, understands her present & moves towards the future. She does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead she understands that her life experiences are lessons meant to bring her closer to self knowledge & unconditional self love.
The African woman knows God.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/04/davidos-babymama-sophie-momodu-releases.html

she z ugly sh
Celebrities / Re: Davido Commends Banky W And Dbanj For Staying Babymama Free by spartanobad(m): 5:37pm On Mar 27, 2016
londonrivals:

So,a twitter user dropped a comment about Dbanj and Banky W having the best 'pull out' game in the industry.. I.e they have managed to not get any lady pregnant ..

Banky replied with 'Lol wow' and Davido who knows a thing about Baby mama drama commented ''Una try sha'' lol..
I find his comment funny!

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/davido-commends-banky-w-and-dbanj-for.html

cc: lalasticlala
that's all about being "SHARP"

although we don't know if they have impregnated and d ladies did abortion.

well na their life.

Good or bad..... They will still answer questions when they die
Sports / Re: Siasia: My “brand New Eagles ” Will Beat Egypt by spartanobad(m): 8:35pm On Mar 25, 2016
Saklekplus:
Super Eagles coach Samson Siasia has promised Nigerians to expect a 'brand new team' when they take on Egypt in Friday's 2017 Africa Cup of Nations qualifier.
Siasia who spoke to the media ahead of the game in Kaduna admitted the game will not be easy but he is confident in the attitude of his players ahead of the game.
Siasia said: "It won't be easy but we've been working hard to win. Nigeria will see the brand new Super Eagles against the Pharoahs."
Siasia praised Ahmed Musa for handing the skipper's armband to Mikel Obi.
"He knew it was not the right time for him and I salute him for that. Mikel is the biggest player in the squad having spent over a decade with Chelsea and in the national team," Siasia added.
"From what I've seen in training. Things have changed and I'm not scared but the only thing that I'm a bit worried about is the heat.
"We have to play smart. We don't have to run at all times. The team will win very well."
He also revealed that Aaron Samuel who suffered a knock in Wednesday's training will face a last minute test before the game.

"We will see if he features in the game. The defenders we have in the team won't miss anyone," he said.


http://www.completesportsnigeria.com/siasia-brand-new-eagles-will-beat-egypt/




u r Jxt APC

say what u can do
Sports / Re: Siasia Or Oliseh-who Is Better? by spartanobad(m): 8:33pm On Mar 25, 2016
9jamentors:
What you guys think?

Siasia and Oliseh-Who is a better coach for Our super Eagle.

For More Detail: [url][/url]www.mg.9jaMentors.com
KESHI z FAR MORE BETTER than these men


oliseh......#rubbish
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by spartanobad(m): 8:30pm On Mar 25, 2016
HRich:
Sallah will Run Nigerian Defenders down. Egypt 5 - 0 Nigeria
olodo what was d score undecided
HRich:
Sallah will Run Nigerian Defenders down. Egypt 5 - 0 Nigeria
olodo what was d score
Celebrities / Re: Falz - I Would Like To Date Chidinma Or Yemi Alade by spartanobad(m): 2:18am On Mar 25, 2016
Ekugbeh:
Ah luv yemi like mad. D voice D dance D curves and no much haeight.
Ma ideal bae for real.
and so.?
Politics / Re: Jonathan Made Me The Richest Man In Africa And 25th In The World - Dangote by spartanobad(m): 2:16am On Mar 25, 2016
[quote author=MrPolitics post=44075351]Nigerian billionaire and business mogul, Aliko Dangote has revealed his benefits from the 6-year rulership of former president, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan who was defeated in the election by the current administration.

dangote

The man Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will forever remain significant in the life of one of the most successful businessmen in the world, Aliko Dangote due to the enabling ground he created for his business to strive while the former was president.
This is a throwback report which took place in September, 2013 concerning the economic achievements of Jonathan which has faded away in the hearts of some Nigerians due to insinuations of massive corruption, youth unemployment, Boko Haram insurgency amongst others during his administration.
Aliko Dangote once said that his achievements as the richest man in Africa and 25th richest man on earth were attributable to the favourable policies of the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan.Dangote disclosed this in Nairobi when the former President Goodluck Jonathan met with the Nigerian community in Kenya in the month of September 2013 while the later was still in power.The meeting was part of the activities lined up for the three-day visit of President Jonathan to Kenya.


Dangote, who was on the entourage of the president to Kenya, told the gathering that Jonathan had done a lot to improve the business climate in Nigeria.

“I want to tell you what the president has been doing in Nigeria. He is very humble and may not want to sing about what he has been doing.

“I will tell you what he has been doing to Nigerians and to some of us who are in business in Nigeria. We are very grateful for some of the policies he has introduced.

READ Buhari May Be Forced To Implement Sharia Law On Nigeria [Report]
“As you all know, without good policies of government, there is no way a person like me from a big town like Kano can rise from a humble beginning to become the 25th richest person on earth.

“Without the policies of the president and also making sure that there is consistency in the policies of the government, this could not have happened,”he said.

- See more at: http://theonlyibk.com/2016/03/goodluck-jonathan-made-25th-richest-man-world-aliko-dangote/#sthash.PRicpSps.dpuf oya oya wetin wetin u give am in return.?
Jokes Etc / Re: 'you See A House Like This In Benin City, Respect Yourself And Knock On The Gate by spartanobad(m): 2:09am On Mar 25, 2016
seunseye:
knock before u enter
If u dare not knock and enter...... ur village juju man go see u ru



bt shebi na graduate draw that plan
AGEGE WEED
Business / Re: Why My Company Has Been Very Successful – Dangote by spartanobad(m): 2:02am On Mar 25, 2016
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SPG4U:
ok
SPG4U:
ok
SPG4U:
ok
Oga mi...u don rich abi


oya go carry ur trucks wey dey kill pple in the name of accident.....
Celebrities / Re: The Face Of Wizkid's Son By Binta Diallo (Photos) by spartanobad(m): 1:55am On Mar 25, 2016
skylowlow:
Awww fine boy..

shuu 2nd chaa...#WTF
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu And His Biafra-Themed Attire In Court Today (Photo) by spartanobad(m): 5:54am On Feb 20, 2016
HungerBAD:
This Face.
This face is that of a man filled with regrets and remorse.







u must b a blind guy then

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