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Business / Re: 20 Things The Rich Do Every Day by speeder(m): 3:03pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
There are 3 sides to a story, ur version, my version and the truth. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Woman Bites Off Man’s Manhood In Ibadan by speeder(m): 3:01pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
"Woman was God's second mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) |
Family / He Knows Everyone's Name by speeder(m): 9:11am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Yea, he knows. A friend of mine, Abuchi, knows everyones name. Those he haven't met before, he knows there name. My family and his have been thinking it a Miracle or a gift but its no longer funny. Peoplle are afraid of him. And the guy is just a normal boy. Please Nairalanders, what do you think is wrong? Is it biological defect or just a Miracle? |
Sports / Re: All The ‘group Of Death’ Permutations For Arsenal, Napoli And Dortmund by speeder(m): 11:11am On Nov 26, 2013 |
I want Arsenal, Dortmund, Napoli to qualify. I just want the three to qualify. I don't know how, I just do. |
Politics / Re: Angola ‘bans’ Islam, Sets To Demolish Mosques by speeder(m): 9:14am On Nov 26, 2013 |
151487made: wen dem dey demolish church for arab u no quote all dis pplemake I quote my own too: "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." - Robert Pirsig (1948-) |
Politics / Re: Angola ‘bans’ Islam, Sets To Demolish Mosques by speeder(m): 10:29pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
excell12go: The world would surely be a better place without muslims not that the world would not be a better place, but it would be different. |
Politics / Angola ‘bans’ Islam, Sets To Demolish Mosques by speeder(m): 5:03pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
UNBELIEVABLE: Angola ‘Bans’ Islam, Sets To Demolish Mosques Posted by: Deoluon November 25, 2013 Several newspapers report that the African country of Angola has become the first country in the world to ban Islam and Muslims. The Angolan Minister of Culture, Rosa Cruz e Silva was quoted by news agencies and Angola newspapers as saying, “The process of legalisation of Islam has not been approved by the Ministry of Justice and Human rights, their mosques would be closed until further notice.” As part of the ban, the Angolan government ordered the demolition of the mosques in the country. According to the official, such a decision became the latest in a series of attempts to ban “illegal” sects in the country. This statement by Silva was made during her appearance last week at the 6th Commission of the National Assembly. The minister says that the move became necessary in order to fight the emergence of congregations whose worshipping is contradictory to the customs of Angola culture. The measure concerns not only Islam – many other not legalized faiths will face closure of their houses of worship. The list of the banned sects published by the Ministry of Justice and Human Rights in the Angolan newspaper ‘Jornal de Angola’ contains all the sects, which are not allowed to conduct worship. “In addition, we also have a long list of more than a thousand legalization applications,” the official stated. Commenting on the issue, Angolan President Jose Eduardo dos Santos said, “This is the final end of Islamic influence in our country.” source: http:// www.informationn g.com/?p=151109 |
Nairaland / General / How Can One Add A Source To A Post? by speeder(m): 8:24am On Nov 25, 2013 |
I have been in nairaland for a while now but reason my topic haven't graced the front page is b'cos I haven't added a source to the post. Not that I haven't added but I know not how to add one. Please, noble nairalanders, help me out. Thanks |
Music/Radio / Re: Which Nigerian Song do you think Is Under-hyped by speeder(m): 11:29am On Nov 24, 2013 |
adaobi123:
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Religion / Re: Why Do You Wear Trousers At Home But Not In The Church, Ladies? by speeder(m): 11:18am On Nov 24, 2013 |
Princess Ella: It dependz on d particular church doctrine! I wear trouser 2my church!Yea, I can owk Living Faith and Christ Embassy cos they do theirs in and out. What about other churches? |
Religion / Why Do You Wear Trousers At Home But Not In The Church, Ladies? by speeder(m): 11:07am On Nov 24, 2013 |
This has become the order of the day. You see many girls putting on different sought of trousers outside the church but when its Sunday and time for church, they swap to skirt or gown. Is it a sin to wear trousers to church and good to wear them outside the church? 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Which Nigerian Song do you think Is Under-hyped by speeder(m): 10:53am On Nov 24, 2013 |
adaobi123: Shuku shuku bam bam - phenomabegi, that song song deserved what it got. |
Religion / Do You Wipe Off Your Lip's Make-up While Taking Holy Communion? by speeder(m): 9:19am On Nov 24, 2013 |
I was brough up in an Anglican church. And before one takes a Holy Communion the pastor announces to you to wipe off anything you rubbed on your lips if not he'l skip you when it gets to your turn. So as a Christian, do you wipe off your make-up on your lips before taking the Holy Communion? |
Music/Radio / Re: Which Nigerian Song do you think Is Under-hyped by speeder(m): 9:15am On Nov 24, 2013 |
airmark: Olamide - young erikina and Paul play's Renegadewas that paul plays song? |
Music/Radio / Re: Which Nigerian Song do you think Is Under-hyped by speeder(m): 10:18pm On Nov 23, 2013 |
I love you - P-Square |
Music/Radio / Which Nigerian Song do you think Is Under-hyped by speeder(m): 9:05pm On Nov 23, 2013 |
So which Nigeria song or artist do you think did not or hasn't attained the recognition it deserves? |
Education / Re: Whats The Difference Between Paid And Payed? by speeder(m): 8:21am On Nov 21, 2013 |
lamzyano: If you paid attention in school, you knowI'm sure u got ur answer from google. I saw this very answer in google search but got more confused. But thanks anyway |
Education / Whats The Difference Between Paid And Payed? by speeder(m): 9:07pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Fellow nairalanders, I always pondered what the difference between those are. I've used them interchangeably without noticing it. I just sat down today and it just occured to me. Do good by putting ur ideas down. |
Education / Re: Would You Like To Study In A University In Ghana??? by speeder(m): 3:54pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
How can one go about the registration? |
Jokes Etc / Questions You'll Never Get Right by speeder(m): 10:11am On Nov 20, 2013 |
A female teacher,was having a problem with Akpors in her class of 3rd grade. Akpors said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'. The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took Akposr 2 the Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test Akpors with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What's 3 3? Akpos: 6 Principal: 6 6? Akpos: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many questions $ Akpors got them right. The Principal then asked M'am 2 send Akpors 2 4th grade. M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï've only 2 of? Akpors: Legs M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Akpors: Pockets M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Akpors: Coconut M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? (The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.) Akpors: Bubble Gum M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Akpos: Tent (The principal was looking restless) M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? Akpors: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good? Akpors: Nose M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Akpors:Arrow M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand? Akpors:Fork M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man givesit 2 his wife after marriage? Akpors: Surname M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love? Akpors: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send Akpors 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself! Absolutely.! You Yourself Reading this Got it Wrong. If you Really Enjoyed this: LIKE and comment 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Would You Like To Study In A University In Ghana??? by speeder(m): 8:42am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Very Interested. But I hope this info is valid. Don't wanna involve in any sort of scam. Intersted in Law. Tell me the requirements. |
Travel / Thread For Nigerians In Ukrain by speeder(m): 8:03am On Nov 16, 2013 |
Hello fellow Nairalanders, a friend of mine got admission in Ukrain, so he's inviting me over to come study with him there. So i need Nairalanders over there to share there experiences there and what kind of life I'mma face when I get there. |
Business / Re: Tips On Going Online And Succeeding Online In Nigeria by speeder(m): 2:48pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
OP, I swear wetin you post na pure rubbish. Long tory, no sense. How to survive online ke. Don't just share ur personal details, shikenan. 4 Likes |
Literature / Important Qoutes From Scholars by speeder(m): 8:17am On Nov 15, 2013 |
This happen to be my best "Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." - Robert Pirsig (1948-) "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." - Saint Augustine (354-430) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) "Woman was God's second mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) Voltaire'sfamous quote“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,” I didn't know my own strength, until being strong was the only option- unknown feel free to add yous, thanks. |
Literature / Re: 23 Very Famous Quotes You Probably Have Wrong by speeder(m): 12:03am On Nov 15, 2013 |
"Woman was God's second mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) |
Politics / Re: Sanusi To Lecture In France After CBN Tenure by speeder(m): 12:01am On Nov 15, 2013 |
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: Yahoo Posts Offensive Article On Nigeria!!!!! by speeder(m): 12:00am On Nov 15, 2013 |
If I tell you say I understand wetin I read i.e wetin the op post make I bend for here. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Yahoo Posts Offensive Article On Nigeria!!!!! by speeder(m): 11:56pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 13 Likes
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Literature / Re: 23 Very Famous Quotes You Probably Have Wrong by speeder(m): 8:54pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." - Robert Pirsig (1948-) |
Literature / 23 Very Famous Quotes You Probably Have Wrong by speeder(m): 4:39pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
1. “Ignorance is bliss” is actually “Where ignorance is bliss, ’tis folly to be wise” and it was said by Thomas Gray. 2. In the bible, “Money is the root of all evil” is actually “For the love of money is the root of all evil” in the King James Version and in the New International, it’s “For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil.” 3. “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is actually “ Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,” but either way, true. 4. Voltaire’s famous quote “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,” is actually “ Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so also.” 5. “The ends justify the means” is actually “One must consider the final result,” which really gives a very different connotation to Machiavelli’s original statement. 6. Gandhi never said“Be the change you wish to see in the world.” It was “If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change toward him. We need not wait to see what others do.” 7. Forrest Gump said“Life was like a box of chocolates,” not “Life is like a box of chocolates,” although they do have the same meaning more or less. 8. “Houston we have a problem” was never said on Apollo 13, just in the movie. 9. And while we’re at it, Neil Armstrong actually said“One step foraman…” not “One step for man…” 10. Marilyn Monroe did not say “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best,” or “Well behaved women rarely make history.” In fact, the latter was said by a Harvard professor. 11. Audrey Hepburn did not say “For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others, for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness, and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.” It was actually from a humoristthat she quoted often. Other things Marilyn Monroe didn’t say: 13. “Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the drama, take chances and never have regrets because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted.” 14. “Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.” 15. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” 16. Billy Cosby’s“I’m 83 and tired” Facebook post wasn’t real. 17. “With great power comes great responsibility” was not actually said by Spider Man, it was just a narrative caption in the last panel of the story. 18. Churchill didn’t say “You make a living by what you get, you make a life by what you give.” What he actually said was“What is the use of living, if it be not to strive for noble causes and to make this muddled world a better place for those who will live in it after we are gone? How else can we put ourselves in harmonious relation with the great verities and consolations of the infinite and the eternal? And I avow my faith that we are marching towards better days. Humanity will not be cast down. We are going on swinging bravely forward along the grand high road and already behind the distant mountains is the promise of the sun.” 19. Sarah Palin never said“You can see Russia from my house.” 20. Einstein never said “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” It was said by psychiatrist Frederick S. Perls. 21. There is no evidence that Oscar Wildeever said “Be yourself, everyone else is already taken,” just a quote in the London Times’ story about him that is a variation of it. 22. There’s no evidence that Dr. Seuss ever said “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” It has been attributed to Gabriel García Márquez, but there seems to be no source for that either. 23. Mark Twain didn’t say “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” It was Jackson Brown Jul. 29, 2013By Kate Bailey if you know of any, feel free to add urz 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Debt Rises To N8.32tn by speeder(m): 9:40am On Nov 14, 2013 |
There's nothing wrong in piling up debt afterall US has more debt than any other country. The problem is not seeing the impact of the money piled. |
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