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Entertainment › Re: Is Hollywood Exposing The US Security Information Or Just Fiction? by speeder(m): 11:18am On Sep 07, 2013

American is not Nigeria. Its fictional. They just imagine how to penetrate white house. Try it in reality, u'll get caught b4 u initiate the plans.

It was in 24 i was like 'this ppl are telling us how to infiltrate WH'.

Christianity Etc › Re: Egypt Court Orders Closure Of Islamist Channel by speeder(m): 11:14am On Sep 07, 2013

Thats the most reasonable thing to do. Inciting killings. Muslims, whats the way forward.

Politics › Re: Lagos Bus Drivers Use Cocaine - Fashola by speeder(m): 9:51am On Sep 07, 2013

This fashola u dey see so be like innocent man, but he get degree for lieing. Coke? Even coke wey dey d size of a piece of st. Louis sugar is abt 75,000(in movies). How drivers fit afford dat one na?

Politics › Re: JTF Kills 50 Boko-Haram Members In Borno by speeder(m): 9:41am On Sep 07, 2013

All this na lie. Big tile lies. Boko haram members na ant ney? Abi na phoenix.
Dem go dey dey kill innocent almanjiri, dem go come talk say na boko boys

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Islam › Re: 100 Advices From The Holy Qur'an by speeder(m): 8:21am On Sep 06, 2013

#usiyaro:
8.Fight only with those who fight you (2:190)
9.Keep the etiquettes of war (2:191)
57.Do not turn back in battle (8:15)

This explains alot.

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Education › Re: ASUU Strike - Students’ Peaceful Protest Turns Bloody In Delta (photos) by speeder(m): 5:24pm On Aug 26, 2013

A Jamaican man was makin love to his wife for de 1st time...
Suddenly he shouted,
"Jah Bless" and run out of the room, came back with a giant bucket of water, poured it on his wife's pussy....
His frightened wife shouted, "Watta gwan,
what u rasta man do dat for?"
De man answered, "bombo clat woman,
dis ting too sweet,
me gwan dilute it, remember me diabetic and sweet ting a no gud for me rastaman

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Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Facts Of Life You Should Read! by speeder(m): 5:53pm On Aug 15, 2013

yuzedo: @ No. 7 is big LIE: ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME!!! af so hat broken in dis live, is time to turn gay!

**see gay goatthief simonandal nakedding his ugly nyash , turn back to liking womens immidately **

Politics › Re: Chidi Lloyd Sues Police For N50billion Over Ill-treatment by speeder(m): 10:38pm On Aug 05, 2013

That one na money of ine country o

Education › Thread For Umaru Musa Yar'adua University Aspirants by speeder(op): 11:31pm On Aug 02, 2013

Lets discuss abt the post ume, choices, date of the exam, cut off point etc

Politics › Help! The Process Of Amending Section 9 Of The 1999 Constitution by speeder(op): 12:36pm On Aug 01, 2013

I searcehed google, it didn't give me what I'm looking for, don't have texbook or so. Please if u have a link to where I might find this, kindly help me. I'm submitting the assignment tomorrow. Thank you.

Politics › Re: Maryam Uwais - "Senator Yerima And Constitutional Review" by speeder(m): 5:47pm On Jul 22, 2013

Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar On Child Marriage by speeder(m): 4:04pm On Jul 22, 2013

edwindprof: https://www.facebook.com/Atiku.org/posts/10151732095954640

i AM HAPPY THERE IS STILL A REASONABLE ELDER IN NORTH

Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency Can Only Be Actualized With APC – Okorocha by speeder(m): 10:38am On Jul 22, 2013

This man keeps dreaming. Well, there's nothing wrong in dreaming.

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Education › Re: Help!!! I'm In Love With My Female LECTURER!!! by speeder(m): 10:28am On Jul 22, 2013

thewidemouth: I'm a male student who's in love with a female lecturer. I don't know whether it's love or lust but I have this deep joy anytime I see her. She likes me since I'm a good student, but she hasn't done anything that looks like she's interested in dating me. I wanna ask her out but I don't know how. She seniors me wit 8 years but I don't care. What do I do??

sometimes we boys do mistake a girls smile at us as having feelings for us.

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Education › Simple Solutions To Common Problems by speeder(op): 9:59pm On Jul 20, 2013

Don't know if this is the right place to place this butt...

Common Problems Simple Solutions
* Ants Problem, Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.
* To get pure and cleanice,Boil water first before freezing.
* To make the mirror shine,Clean with sprite
* To remove chewing gum from clothes,Keep the cloth in the freezerfor an hour.
* To whiten white clothes, Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for10 minutes.
* To give a shine to hair, Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, thenwash hair.
* To get maximum juice out of lemons, Soak lemons in hot water forone hour andthen juice them.
* To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking, Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.
* To avoid tears while cutting onions, Chew gum.
* To boil potatoes quickly, Skin one potatofrom one side only before boiling.
* To remove ink from clothes, Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.
* To skin sweet potatoes quickly, Soak in cold water immediately after boiling

Webmasters › Re: Apple Acquires Chinedu Echeru's HopStop.com by speeder(m): 2:44pm On Jul 20, 2013

Neva get upset wen ppl prefer sme1 elz 2 u cuz itz hard 2 convince monkeyz dat strawberriez r swita dan bananaz

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Politics › Re: FG Running Short Of Cash, Okonjo-iweala Insists by speeder(m): 5:55pm On Jul 17, 2013

Romance › Re: Could You Solve This Mystery? by speeder(op): 8:36am On Jul 17, 2013

Arosa: mirror things.

if mirror, she wasn't holding anything.

Islam › Re: Tipton Mosque Blast Was 'terrorist Attack', Say Police by speeder(m): 11:09pm On Jul 13, 2013

Okija_juju: I don't support terrorism but I guess it's payback time..

Muslim extremists need to know that they don't have the monopoly on violence. The world seems to be getting fed up with these Islam related bombings and killings.. In France, a woman was attacked for wearing a veil, kicked in the stomach until she lost her pregnancy.. Now the UK has stepped up to the plate since the killing of the soldier. Soon, Muslims will start to feel the pinch Christians have been feeling for so long..

For violence to stop, everybody has a role to play.. ]Until then, the law of Moses shall continue to be applied; (Ex. 21:24; Lev. 24:20; Deut. 19:21) regarding an “eye for an eye"

u atheist, stop quoting the Bible wrong. That was old testament. U mean Christians are retaliating or Karma is in course.

Islam › Re: Tipton Mosque Blast Was 'terrorist Attack', Say Police by speeder(m): 11:07pm On Jul 13, 2013

SensibleMusa: A bomb attack near a Sunni mosque in a southern neighbourhood of Baghdad has killed at least 13 people and wounded dozens more, Iraqi officials say.

The explosion in the Dora area of the capital reportedly hit worshippers gathering to pray after breaking their fast for Ramadan.

At least three people died in a separate attack at a funeral.

The blasts come a day after some 38 people were killed in a bombing in a cafe in the northern city of Kirkuk.

Customers were again reportedly marking the end of the day's fast at the time.

At least 32 people were injured in the blast near the Baghdad mosque on Saturday, according to hospital sources.

The bomb attack at the funeral north-east of Baghdad which killed three people also left another 10 wounded.

No group has said it carried out the bombings.

More than 2,500 Iraqis have died in violent attacks since April, according to UN figures released last week.

The recent surge in violence comes amid heightened tensions between Iraq's Sunni and Shia communities, and claims by the Sunnis that they are being marginalised by Prime Minister Nouri Maliki's Shia-led government.

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Islam › Re: Tipton Mosque Blast Was 'terrorist Attack', Say Police by speeder(m): 11:05pm On Jul 13, 2013

curfew: if muslin terrorist are bombing uk let them bomb uk to hell because they (uk) deserve nothing better. wicked colonialist who reap where they did not sow.

If you are a very strong country with very weak states who don't know how to rule, what will u do as the stronger country? Call them and give them milk abi?

Crime › Re: Suspected Robbers Set-Ablaze In Lagos For Stealing Recharge Cards by speeder(m): 10:19am On Jul 12, 2013

If this peole finish dey burn here come go hell fire, o boy, na die be dat o. Sha, rest in peace.

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Romance › Re: Could You Solve This Mystery? by speeder(op): 12:45pm On Jul 10, 2013

SLIDE waxie: Even the very old symbian phones come with a delay timer. Av taken a lotta pix settin the timer and posing away even with multiple snap shot mode

the man knows he doesn't have such at home.

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