₦airaland Forum

UniqueMind01:
I am on my way to the custodian insurance interview for the position of Financial advisor. I'll update you guys on how it goes

How did it go? I’m scheduled to go but I’m going from Katsina to Lagos

Sunrisepebble:
Think he's referring to the mail we all got to verify our candidate number

Yes, that’s what I meant. I was unable to confirm my number but I wrote an email to them confirming the ref number. Hope this won’t disqualify me already?

SafariHunter:
Been patiently waiting but I haven't heard of anyone getting any other invitation.


Fingers crossed

I got an email asking me to confirm my number but I missed the email. Did you?

Moderna:
Any update on the 2021/2022 MS admission process?

Bro we're in same shoe. I applied, haven't been offered admission yet. Any news on when it will be out?

Who do we address our transcript to? I want to send my transcript to uniabuja post graduate studies but don't really know who to address it to

This has always been on my neck for years now but recently I noticed the increase in size. Please, help me out here. What is the diagnosis?

SmartchoiceNGR:
You mean you don't see anything wrong with a university having 97 accounts? And refusal to allow audit of 22billion Naira? So you expect a responsible owner to keep pouring money down a sinkhole

That governor is a liar. He's just making things up to rationalise why LAUTEC has been on shot down for 10 months+

Security Guard: Acting President, but Buhari is not expecting you na

Osibanjo: I know but I want to see how he is doing

Guard: You cannot enter. We have strict orders.

Osibanjo: *hits him and braves his way through* Hello Mr President, It is Osibanjo!

Buhari: *cannot talk and bed ridden* Oooooooossssssiii... *he faints*

Osibanjo: This man don't want to die ni?

Five minutes later he walked out furious.

When Biafra comes, no business in any form will happen between this two nations in any form. When they need oil, they will go to Saudi Arabia and buy. When we need farm products we will cultivate. I'm happy for the boundary of Biafraland because Kogi, Benue, Nasrawa, Ogun will serve as shock absorber against the Funani and Boko Haram.

We hate you people. You people hate us. Let us go, una say no. Restructure una say no. Arrest Fulani Herdsmen, una say na Libyans.

My next world I want to be an Igbo man again so that I'll continue to give you guys "Amu ngbanyi enu" (hard prick)

AntiWailer:
Eat your soup. Somebody would be declared winner of that election even if 10 people voted.

A political ignoramus. As long as 25% of registered voters don't vote, election hasn't been conducted

CliffordOrji:
Wait o. Is UNIZIK not in Anambra State? I thought some paid obiano political jobbers often tell us that all the roads in Anambra state are tarred with gold. So why are they calling on the federal government to repair a road that has supposedly been tarred with marbles by obiano?


We Igbos need to start telling ourselves in truth. We Igbos should stop deceiving ourselves and face the reality of the extreme underdevelpoment in Alaigbo

Better keep shut. You just typed this for likes or what? Who have you heard say all the roads in Anambra is tarred? The government is trying and I believe if this news reaches Obiano's ears, he'll act on it. You were very stupid on this one.

Please Nairalanders, I'm a student of political science and my ultimate dream is to be a professor in political science. Having known what I need to do to hold a Masters and Phd, I'm clueless to what it takes to become a professor.

Waiting for those matured response. Thanks

Use non-availability, scarcity to create relevance. Buhari made GEJ celebrity overnight. Reason being that Buhari has failed Nigerians, not totally though. GEJ really took advantage of Buhari's problems to become relevant

When the President forged a waec certificate and still gave himself f9, called on 7 SANS to defend him: you now expect this cultist to know which country he paid a flight to and in that airport it is boldly written 'USA'.

Wetin concern me? I hear say Aisha don visit US. I swear them don settle some people for US I that dem no o arrest her. We know the truth.

I vote
iamkingzlee

Cc Nljega

Stupendously rich yet so poor. Even northerners won't give if this was theirs.

How can I have oil and yet so poor. Where dat one dey happen if no be for Nigeria

Buhari man of integrity my foot.

Hope you're not scared of Pusey sha?

If it doesn't scare you, wake up from this dream.

mistarsam:
Okupe who lambasted the EFCC said, “I confided in the officers of the commission about my health situation for them to understand why where and how I sleep was important to my overall well being.“Without clearance or authorization by me this information was revealed to the media.“I woke up to hear it on radio broadcast nationwide and was published in many newspapers. Thisis a sad development and a definite breach of the confidence I reposed on the commission as an institution of government.“I was born with sinus bradycadia, a non disease based slowness of the heart.

APCs lies and propaganda won't take them anywhere. If he sued u guys now it would be useless because a certain sickler won't obey court order.

StOla:
PDP will not like this at all
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In Africa, they say, a father who beats his child with the right hand draws him back with the left.

Your problem is that your father has beaten you and has refused to draw you back.

The last i heard of you was that you were zombified.

One thing I love about the South is the South South got the backs of South East and vice versa. Only one type of Southerners feel threatened and align with the problem of Nigeria.


My question now is, what has Yoruba as a nation gained from this alignment because alignment is all about benefits of both parties involved.

Anyways, so loving the southern unity.

Speder

Senator Dino Melaye, representing Kogi west senatorial district at the national assembly has denied allegation that he threatened to ‘impregnate’ his female colleague Senator Oluremi Remi Tinubu.

Speaking with Journalists in Abuja on Thursday, Dino stated that it was impossible for him to impregnate Remi because she has already “arrived” menopause.



He also refuted reports that he threatened, during a closed door session of the senate on Tuesday, to beat up Tinubu, adding that didn’t use any insolent, abusive, or degrading language when 1he disagreement ensued.

He said: “It is malicious and a lie that I said I would impregnate Mrs Tinubu. Biologically, it is even impossible to impregnate Mrs Tinubu because she has arrived menopause. How can you say you want to beat somebody and at the same time impregnate the person”.

Source: http://greennews.ng/war-i-cannot-impregnate-menopause-remi-tinubu-dino-melaye-declares/

bigboss80s:
Well obviously it was political. The government was in shock after the first wave of attacks by NDA and felt they needed to do something immediately to look competent.

I believe Buhari intends to proceed with the clean up but the flag off was clearly rushed.

That said people should give him the benefit of doubt and a little more time and support.

Buhari is a man of his words.

Your words are that of a learned man. I hate Buhari like hellfire, but your words being without favour nor bias, I'll give you my like which I hardly give. If APC fans were like you, I'll campaign for PMB come 2019

bloodkiller:

US nko?

useless corrupt bastard prostitute

cc. ngeneukwenu omenka modath

you get mouth o. I sure say zombies don mention u tire

If he thinks releasing albums cam make him relevant for long, he should ask Dbanj.

His songs are getting boring.

Psquare are still number one cos they drop hits ones in a while not like babies that suck any breast their mouth touches.

Listening to Fada fada. Olamide is so out of touch that in the music, ghetto gospel, he sang "chikalas don dey follow o me". How can one incorporate that in a hurch song. He's lost it.

johnwizey:
U're calling someone old enough to be your grandfather mumu.....smh. Your parents did a bad job in raising you

you be idiot. When you were calling gej clueless, he be ur age mate abi. Zombie

I'll respect your your stance when the EFCC independently prosecute Amaechi and any high ranking APC member. Useless pastor

naijanaso:
The Maths is simple! APC will first subject Nigerians to the extreme side of hardship so that when they return Nigerians to Hardship, it will look normal.
Petrol that they said should sell below N50 during GEJ, will now sell above N100 and all we will say is that ''it is better than buying it for N250-N300 so far it is available.'' We never chee chomtin.

Guy you're brilliant. You think outside the box.

Tiwa is the brain behind this.
the doctor was bribed. {in zombies voice}

I can be anything but a zombie.

Football world in shock as Messi agrees €500m Real Madrid


The Barcelona legend will depart Camp Nou this summer after the Spanish champions' greatest rivals activated his €250 million buy-
out clause
EXCLUSIVE
Lionel Messi has left Barcelona in turmoil by agreeing to join Real
Madrid at the end of the season in a record-breaking five-year deal
that will be worth around half a billion euros.
The Argentine forward, winner of five Ballon d'Or awards and
considered one of the greatest players of all time, will cost Madrid
€250m to buy and approximately the same again in agent fees,
commissions and wages.
The move was announced directly before Saturday's Clasico at the
Santiago Bernabeu in what appears to have been a deliberate
move
to destabilise the Liga leaders.
Messi, who joined Barcelona as a 13-year-old, explained that money
was the only factor driving his move.
"With Financial Fair Play, Barcelona could not give me what I
wanted and deserved," the 28-year-old said at the pre-match press
conference.
"I recommended they fund my contract by selling the Camp Nou,
but for some reason they valued the club more than me.
"When I learned this, I was heartbroken and our relationship was
finished.
"A man of my status should have a 2000-metre long mega-yacht,
staffed and powered at all times. Like [Roman] Abramovich. The
purchase and operating costs alone demand that I take home €50m
per year after tax. Minimum. Is that too much to ask?"
However, Goal correspondent Garry McGarry obtained exclusive
information hinting at other reasons for the move.
"Gerard Pique kept beating Messi at Fifa," McGarry explained in a
series of poorly-worded tweets. "Messi hates to lose and became
angered when the club refused to replace Pique's left hand with a
pirate's hook.
"That was it for the ‘little dictator’, and he has done the
unthinkable."
Sources in Madrid have indicated that Messi has also been offered
the British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar, "when we get it back after
Britain leaves the EU", information which was not confirmed or
denied by the Messi camp.
In an official statement released by Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo
said he was delighted to welcome Messi aboard and that he was
"looking forward to receiving his support from the wing".
Barcelona, meanwhile, continue to be beset by financial difficulties
but are expected to replace Messi with Leicester City's Jamie Vardy,
who will be mentored by Uruguay star Luis Suarez.


Happy April 1st!

Source: http://m.goal.com/x/en/news/13712/extra-time/2016/04/01/21880112/football-world-in-shock-as-messi-agrees-500m-real-madrid

LazyGoat:
Hello dear nairalanders, there is this thread i saw on nairaland fp, about a man with a female brest who came to a church. And since that day i saw that thread my mind has not been at rest ever since, because i have been living with the same condition for over 5 years now, without anybody knowing except myself.
I have this big tissue on both sides on my brest under my nipple, it looks like a seed, at first when it first started it was so very painful for me, but now it is no longer painful.
I think i have endured this very shameful burden for so long now and i think now its the time i seek some solution to it before it will be too late.
Let me give a brief explanation on how this problem has affected my life in so many ways.
I will be 22 on july 13 this year.
It first noticed this tissue growing on my chest in the year 2009 it looks like a woman's brest and to make matter worst it did't match my skin colour its more fairer than my actual skin. It all started when i was still in secondary school i was in SS1 then, it caused me so many embarassment then because its showing in my uniform when ever the breeze is blowing towards my direction, you will notice that there is something in there, i avoided all forms of gatherings including my school assemblings, i avoided camps like a plague, i no longer use bare chest into the bathroom, not even singlet, i always wear shirts into the bathroom, since the year 2009 till date am still wearing shirts to the bathroom when ever am about to take my bath, and in all no body not even my mother or any of my family members has ever seen my chest or my back since 2009 till date as am typing this now, never had a relationship with any girl since then.
It has caused me great pains and sorrows, i just think i should end my life now because of this problem am so ashamed of my self, i don't know what to do with my life my life has been very miserable and pitiful since this problem started i just hate my self, i always loves been alone and i only moves at night with my normal shirts, any single movement in the daytime from me i always goes with my big sweater to make it less noticeable.
Am tired of life, my life is so frustrated and miserable all am always thinking about is how to end my life.
please nairalanders help me please if at all there is any solution to this problem. I want to know and how much it will cost to get rid of it.
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Please mods help me push this to front page to get more reviews and replys.

I experienced this during my puberty stage. Not me exclusively, my friends also. What we used in curing it was skipping. We skipped our lives out and it worked. Skipping is the best medicine