₦airaland Forum

The way people call money this days, you'll think a one million owner is a poor man.

Sunny_bobo: Which North are you referring to? Does that include Benue, Plateau, kogi, Kwara, Adamawa, Taraba and southern Kaduna? I laugh in Mandarin

i swear you too brilliant. Dem think say na only katsina, sokoto, borno, adamawa be North... God go catch them.

readonenaire: I'm from kwara, and I'm there atm, my bro, a lot has changed since 2011, I visited plateau and taraba recently, change is constant.(my submission)

good for u. Why u no go visit all whole Northern state. Mtcheeew

GEJ declared winner.

Akpos on SuperSport was asked to comment of why nigeria lost the game last 9t . . . This was his reply . . .
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Nigeria VS Spain 8 Barca Players, 2 Madrid players 1 chelsea player,Enyeama,Mikel & 9 movin Objects.....
Were yu Expecting a Miracle?? .

Don't mind them.

samuelezekiel: assuming today is sunday and the teacher enters and said i wish yesterday(saturday) was tomorrow(monday) i.e the wished yesterday wil be monday therefore the wished today will be tuesday,which is wrong.EXCEPT if you mean........d teacher enter the class on a sunday and said i wish yesterday(saturday) IS tomorrow i.e the wished tomorrow is now saturday then the wished today will be friday.

think carefully.

The day Buhari become's president, I'll quit Nigeria. What pains me is Okorocha is aligning with the man.

GEJ's fans are gettting angry o

O boy, Buhari fans they vex o

I think a whooping victory GEJ will have.

Jakumo: terrorist sponsor such as Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden

Buhari haters no go kill person with laugh.

O boy! GEJ is getting a whooping victory.

I know its so funny if I say I don't know yet the feud between Amaechi? Thats not the issue, the issue is in his name, Amaechi Rotimi? An Igbo in conjuncture a yoruba name and River state is neither a yoruba or an Igbo state. How come the mixture of names.

This man wise no be small.

Cutiemay: which kain love be dis, ehn? I'm sure if anyone thinks deep, they'll get d answer.

but they didn't.

samuelezekiel: if today is wednesday n d teacher enters d class n say hw i wish yesterday(tuesday) was tomorrow(thursday) d wished yesterday wil b thursday n d wished today wil b friday.

that was a brilliant try, but I think you got it wrong. Just think of the day as sunday, then do the calculations.

System guru: Where is the brilliance Na...just because i told her abi Na him the Answer...even self Na Google told me the Answer that i gave her

are you sure?

nikkyshyne: anh ah! This is the gift to the winner in question?

haven't you heard? Love is greater than riches.

Cutiemay: Hahahahahaha... I can't stop laughing

I'm still waiting for ur call. Don't be surprise I might marry you just for ya brilliance.

Cutiemay: Really?? Ok, if yesterday was tomorrow and today is Friday, then yesterday which has bcome tomorrow will then become Saturday. So, the yesterday in d Teacher's context is Saturday, thereby making d day d Teacher made d statement a SUNDAY.

You're very correct. Just wanna let you know I'm so much in love with you for ya brilliance. Honestly, I'm in love with you. This my number, 08099625633, call me. Make sure you call. Please do call. I love you. Keep loving you.

chidindufrank: u don finish me. But, there is a saying in Igbo that goes thus, " igwe bu ike" meaning that the crowd holds power. If little effort were made by crowd(people),the men of the underworld probably would have been caught.

are you from Nuhu Bamalli?

Cutiemay: Lolz... It wasn't easy tho

you're very incorrect. Explain how u came abt the ansa.

A teacher entas a clas and says, how i wish yestday was 2morow 2day wud hav bin friday.
On which day did he make dat statement?

ACM10: When I was a kid growing in my village, Ogidi. AK47 bullets was a common sight when you are walking along the road. Many times we found rusting heavy guns in the bush. Those sights are not common nowadays.

liar, which yr was AK47 invented?

Why isn't this on front page? Oh, its not Tonto dike's.

Ogb21: Ignoring haters since 1776.

thats so funny. Mine is more.
If this doesn't make front page, i quit.

Nonsense, where was MI or 2shots name mentioned there. Even if she mentioned, are you the interpreter? Later u claim leaders of tomorrow

What do you think 'Christian' mean? It means followers of Christ. So Christ is not a Christian.

Did You Know The Meaning Of These Words:

News = North East West South.
Chess = Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
Cold = Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
Joke = Joy of Kids Entertainment.
Aim = Ambition In Mind.
Date = Day And Time Evolution.
Eat = Energy And Taste.
Tea = Taste and Energy Admitted.
Pen = Power Enriched in Nib.
Smile = Sweet Memories In Lips Expression.
Bye = Be with You Everytime.

I hope it makes front page.
Hit 'like' if you'r impressed.

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We know how YOU foolish extrimist think. U made someone do them, then come out to say poo and to make us believe that people want him, idiot president. Keep deceiving urself.
Just like u blamed PDP for creating another APC as a counter move. But now u'r intending to form a coalition with those u supposedly claimed PDP created. I know u created those parties so as to tarnish their image.

Absolute waste of resources. Can't they be treated in other hospitals. Just because u'r crowned most innovative doen't mean creating poo. Wow, i wished the US have a special facility for the raped victims.

Buhari, I'm so sorry.

Now tell me, between GEJ and APC, who's the retardeen and the clueless?
Bunch of extrimist.

GEJ on the move.