A tale to take our minds off bad news

When she sleeps in class he also sleeps. When the teacher asks him what they're doing; lol and behold "I'm sleeping with her"

I sometimes seem to wonder how you celebrate Sallah and Christmas when you are of mixed religion. This is the cas where the husband is a Muslim and the wife is a Christian or vise versa. Is it that you celebrate one and leave the other when the time comes? Or you celebrate the two?
Share your ideas.

Does that surprise you? In the polytechnic I just finished from, Nuhu Bamalli poly, it is compulsory to buy hand out. They'l use the excuse that if we don't force you, you will never study" is it your business?

Interpretation: instead of sleeping with the woman, he gave her his cloth to iron. This makes a a real woman sinse women naturally do the laudaries.

LETS PLAY THIS GAME
Is Tiger a Wood?
Is George a Bush?
Is Bill a Gate?
Is Nicky a Minaj?
Is wiz a kid?
Is spider a man?
Is P a square?
Is Donald a duke?
Is 2 a face?

Add urs

With money, all other fall in place.

1. Even if a girl likes a guy, she wont ever be the first one to say it, it always be the boy who needs to start the talking.

2.A girl will always be soft at heart and can determine the depth of a relationship by the first kiss, so when u are into her ,make it happen.

3.Boys, if a girl asks you who she likes and she says “oh nobody” ,1%are telling the truth, 5% are lying and 94% are saying nobody because that somebody is YOU.

4.Girls love confidence in guys so be confident and tell her about your feelings for her.

5.If she kept you smiling since day one, keep her.

6.Girls love guys praising about them, so praise about their looks , appearance and choice of clothing,chicks dig it!

7.If a girl has a wall up it’s because it was built,Brick by brick, lie after lie, heartbreak after heartbreak.

8.Wh en a woman isn’t happy and she yells at you, she still cares…If she stays silent you already lost her.

9.The hardest thing for a girl to do is to let go of the one guy she would do anything for.

10.If she gives you a second chance ,she’s a real keeper , now be a man and show her why she should be with you.

11.For a girl one romantic song is all it takes to bring back thousands of memories for her.

12.”K BYE” thats how you know youpissed off a girl.

13.When a girl sees you, she immediately thinks about what you’ll look like with your shirt off, She is just too shy to say it.

14.Girls think it’s sweet when you do the household chores like making dinner etc. they usually take care of, even if you screw it up.

15. Girls look at gift receipts, which include the date and time of purchase, as a way to find out how far in advance you planned.

16.When you break a girl’s heart, she still feels it when you run into her few years later.

17.When your girl cries, just let her cry. Don not act freaked out by it either. Give her a tight hug, and just be there for her.

18.If a girl and her friend are having a good conversation, it’s not a good time to interrupt them.

19.When you play with your girl’s hair, you’re actually making her fallfor you more and more, they just love it.

20. If u'r a lady add a thing you like I didn't metion.

Thäñk ýöû.

The doctor told me my sight is getting blurred. May it was by this reason i cant find the sense of humour in the said joke.

I'm so loving it, months after posting, it yet makes sense.

I was heart broken and moving on was so difficult but this song remind me that no matter how difficult it is, its possible and sooner or later things will get better.
Rest in Peace says M.i Jude Abaga to the Aluu4 Victims ."we all ashes......instead of them let it be me" ,a very touching song.
“4 young men died at the hands of a lynch mob on the 5th of October 2012. Whether or not their deaths will mean anything, or fade out of our minds as just another meaningless tragedy, is up to us and what we do from here on. I hope this song captures that message. Nothing would be worse than for a death to mean nothing. Nothing.” -MI Abaga
It's a very emotional track...below are some lyrics from the beginning of the song.
[i]Instead it be them, let it be me/since i will die, inevitable/then let be said/when i'm dead/some mother was free, some mother was fed/some mother not me/was able to see/as long as we live in a country where no one is safe, no one is safe/we only evade, try to escape the imminent doom/but closer the date looms...
It feels like I stood their watching. The pain and the brutal torture. And added my silence to the violent screams of burn and torture...If life is a painted portrait, who puts dark colours in em. If there is a God in Heaven, surely he is whipping now. As all the blood is shedding. As all these people drown. God help us all. Rest in peace Chidi. Rest in peace Lloyd. Rest in peace Tekena. Rest in peace Ugonna. Rest in peace to the students murdered in Adamawa state. Rest in peace to those two young girls

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4. They probably do social media. Not always, but probably. It is not only another chance to listen, but one they use to ensure they can feed their brains with things they otherwise won’t have come across.

5. Even when things go very badly wrong, they’ll be smiling. Smart people never get ruffled because their smart brains present them with alternatives faster than the bad stuff can happen.
rience that the only thing that happens when you make someone look bad is you look bad yourself.

Now you should know who the smart people are. If you want to be the smart one, let me give you this extra advice from Steve Jobs “Stay hungry. Stay foolish.”

CULLED FROM: http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/10-signs-someone-smarter-than-you.html

bross, I believed all you said untill d above.
Not pay little attention to social media?
You must have been the dull one thinking you're smart.

The bird came first. This is because, as researchers have identified, their is a certain ingredient in eggs that can only come from the bird.

Where dis members dey comot from? Lie lie

Owk, how many times have we heard this news? Stupid idiots. I no trust this soldiers again. Dem go dey talk rubbish

Morata, real Madrid

Spotless_babe: must u people impregnate a woman before u marry her?
all these naija artists sef!

whats wrong with that? That only applies to Christianity and maybe Islam. Other religion practice it. How are you sure they're Christians?

Stupid Americans. After watching that twenty four I now know the way to penetrate white house and Kill the idiots. They'll be tempting innocent souls to penetrate white house.

Okada, take my out of this cemetry

this Ambrose is just not flexible for my liking.

But honestly, I don't know this Finidi of a guy. I only heard of him when he died.

25 AWESOME TIPS FOR BEAUTIFUL LIFE!!! 1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God’s guidance for your purpose, today.
4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat
blueberries, broccoli, and almonds. 6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
7. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past,
negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a broke student
9. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Forgive them for everything !
11. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
12. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to
disagree.
13. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
14. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: ‘In five years, will this matter?’
17. Help the needy, Be generous ! Be a ‘Giver’ not a ‘Taker’
18. What other people think of you is none of your business.
19. Time heals everything.
20. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
21. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch. 22. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
23. Each night before you go to bed ,Pray to God and Be thankful for what you’ll accomplish, today !
24. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
25.Share this to everyone on your list to help them lead a happier life…!!!!

harlos: why then ate you comparing him with madrid players, are they the only team in la liga?

keep shut. Don't act like a novice. Don't you understand the basis of assessment?

It just like me giving you an option, to pour on you warm or hot water, which do you prefer?

You know why this kinds of hair are bad? The more you barb it, the more they grow.

arcbabe: Peter have been behaving weird ever since he propose to Lola

you dey very stuppid

Adaeze003: Start a fight? Ask 4 a break??

This could totally backfire.

don't take it to the extreme, a little teaser

Hi believed all you said save that part you said wash her undies. There is a saying "when you help someone in need, next time he's in need u'll be d first he'll come to"

Website? Bros if she no get material or past project, na sufferness she dey on o

Thats what dull staudent usually say. I know u want to be a footballer, but guy, anything withought education this days is qlash. Well, ur name says it all.

Do you know, Indonesia is the most populated countries with Muslims.
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