O boy, if you see barca squad, na die

#Team shoot this man on sight.

The problem with critical thinkers? After a while they start believing their own lies.

Nigerians , hold your leaders accountable . Insist they deliver !!!!!

H

Pvssy get the same shape. Sometimes its not the woman that arouses you but becauch you jvst wanna Bleep.

Some of the musicians did'nt fail because their successes got postponed.

Its brief history

A long flexible whip made of cow skin or horse tail The word “koboko” was originally used by the Hausas and Fulani of Northern Nigeria to describe a horse whip or a highly dreaded whip used by military officials in disciplining the unruly. With time, people from all over the country adopted this new word and it became a word used in daily Nigerian Pidgin English. Since Nigeria has had numerous military governments since its independence, we can assume that some military words gained more popularity and have been adopted into the daily pidgin language. When parents are extremely dissatisfied with their sons’ behavior, they sometimes threaten that they would flog them with the koboko if they continued misbehaving. Of course this hardly happens but it is a common threat used by some Nigerian parents, especially those associated with the army.
They were flogging us using the koboko.
Etymology :Derived from Hausa, a language spoken in Northern Nigeria and other parts of West Africa that have Arabic influence
Source :Guardian Nigerian Newspapers
Last modified:10 June 2008

what good has this done to Nigerian society?

We're tired of wrong news
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"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs." | --Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Hasn't been moved to front page? Na wah for nairaland o

One football fact you need to know
Adnan Januzaj Born in Belgium Mother from Kosovo Father from Albania Grandmother from Serbia Grandfather from Turkey Plays in England

#1: Warn your girl child never to sit on
anyone's laps no matter the situation
including uncles.
#2: Avoid getting dressed in front of your
child once he/she is 2 years old. Learn to
excuse yourself.
#3: If you have to hire a house-help,
please kindly take them for HIV screening
to determine their HIV status, properly
interview them and make up your mind to
treat them well.
#4: Never allow any adult refer to your
new born as 'my wife' or 'my husband'.
#5: Never tempt your husband with your
younger sister. (Else he'd say its her's and
the devil's fault)
#6: Avoid unnecessary familiarity and
make sure you take care of your husband
by yourself lest you lead him into
temptation.
#7: Whenever your child goes out to play
with friends make sure you look for a way
to find out what kind of play they played
together because young people now
sexually abuse themselves.
#8: Never force your child to visit any
adult he or she is not comfortable with and
also be observant if your child becomes too
fond of a particular adult.
#9: Once a very lively child suddenly
becomes withdrawn you might need to
patiently ask a lot of questions from your
child. If you don't teach your children
about sex, the society will teach them the
wrong values.
#10: It is always advisable you go through
any new Material like cartoons you just
bought for them before they start seeing it
themselves.
#11: Teach your 3 year old how to wash
their private parts properly and warn them
never to allow anyone touch those areas
and that includes you (remember, charity
begins at home and with you)
#12: Blacklist some materials you think
could threaten the sanity of your child
(that includes music, movies and
musicians) and let them understand the
value of standing out of the crowd.
#13: Once your child complains about a
particular person, don't keep quiet about
it.
Take up the case and show them you can
defend them always!

'Do not steal, the government hates competition'

Those who critize my generation forget who raised it.

when you've found your perfect lover, you'll realize that reality is finally better than your dreams.

jefflittlecent: Everyone has its own way of description, i tot u will tell us d posible que n answers

thank you.
Op, I'm not saying you're foolish but u're not wise.

Announcing the faults of others does not make you perfect||You can not see good in those who you don't love.| |Words from the pen of a collosus

This reminds me of what Mugabe told Obama;


Mugabe to Obama: "if you want h0m0sexuality in my country, let me marry you first."

You can't be jailed for not rescueing a drowning man.

People are calling footballer and you call pique. Na wa for you o. Sinse he started enjoying Shakira's pussy.

I've seen beauty and yes, I can comfirmed it. So pretty, Africa.

"The masses are feminine and silly. Only emotion and hatred can keep them under control" - Adolf Hitler

Life na Setup, e go
Tempt u 2 fuckup. Now wen girls dey Lineup
2 Luvup, na so Disease dey gangup. Guys
Zipup, Life no get backup, u better Wise up
because on da Jugement Day u go Line up 4 all ur
Fuckup..... Be ''WARN!'

Its cute. One I told my current girlfriend even though we were already dating "I have always loved you from afar even before we started dating"

The worst thing about being lied to is simply knowing you weren't worth the truth. -Unknown

Maybe she forgot she had HIV

A tale to take our minds off bad news

When she sleeps in class he also sleeps. When the teacher asks him what they're doing; lol and behold "I'm sleeping with her"

I sometimes seem to wonder how you celebrate Sallah and Christmas when you are of mixed religion. This is the cas where the husband is a Muslim and the wife is a Christian or vise versa. Is it that you celebrate one and leave the other when the time comes? Or you celebrate the two?
Share your ideas.

Does that surprise you? In the polytechnic I just finished from, Nuhu Bamalli poly, it is compulsory to buy hand out. They'l use the excuse that if we don't force you, you will never study" is it your business?