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Ireportlive:
Fear who?! You are the Executive Governor

Na fear fear governor o

Chukwunonso1:
It's not always so o.

Ambode was cool and calm..

Been cool and calm doesn't always mean anything

No mind am.

Fear fear governor

Starz825:
for the most part, it means nothing. well, it could also serve as a pawn to manipulate you into doing their bidding


See, ladies are overrated ...forget about their over-bloated ego and soft yansh..[/b].you are the prize[b]

so don't get too flattered abt girls admiration and shit...it mostly won't Change your life...pay attention to God and focus on the bag...

that's how a man roll...

👍Fact

gare:
It's not Akpabio that would take over but the house of representatives

Akpabio is the Chairman of the National Assembly.

ManOfMan:
2024, My Year of Divine Help

Salvation Ministries

ComeToJesus:
FORTUNE 2024

I have seen Nairaland's resident accuser of the brethren breaking sweat and getting restless on the timeline. He is running amock and needs divine visitation. The devil runs when no one is chasing him. He hates the truth and hates when glory is given to God.

He wants to share God's glory but Nebuchadnezzar's fate would be a child's play when the judgment seat of God locates him.

Make una just ignore that man.

Open doors and Divine speed.
Church:-Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries.

mrjojo:
Nairaland is a 2 billion naira worth at the minimum of venture if seun decide to take it seriously

Seun still runs this as a side of side project from his "cubicle" in sango-ota .

Knowing Seun to be an introvert who doesn't like the spot light or want to be popular just as myself, if I were him

I will

Run Nairaland as a business' by

1. Opening a physical office space in Lagos, Abuja, Sango-ota as HQ

2. Employ a CEO to run it while I continue to serve as founder and CTO

3. Employ a full team of enginneers, UX front end designers, marketers

Manage

1. Front page should be very current with update as it happens, ( I see a news/even on instablog and see it days after on the frontpage), alot of people only visit the front page, so it must be regularly updated and of high quality

2. limit posting to some section for new accounts, like have some way you rank accounts, new account should have a 3 month sandbox restriction.

3. make it impossible to register multiple account from thesame device,

4. Use text verification and real email ( no temp mails) for registration

5. Moderation : Each section should have atleast 2 mod and very active section 3 with 1 supermod.

6. Tribalism and hate speech should attract ban, device ban, email ban if possible an IP ban after two warnings






Buid

Implement new feature,

One of the allure of Nairaland is it simplistic UI and fast loading time

That doesn't need to change but it can be better,

1. Add Night mode, this will switch the background to black which is easy on the eyes at night, users can toggle on off

2. Add a bit of self moderation by adding a dislike button (when a comment has so many disikes, a moderator manually access if it should be hidden, users can still view the comment if clicked

3. An email system should be designed, communication stays on nairaland instead of third part email (all nairaland user get a user@nairaland.com email after 6 months of active usage provided the haven't been banned more than thrice,.

4. Build a robust ad management system, from creation, funding , moderation,

5.make it easy to share, the share button can be linked to whatsapp, fb, tiktok, IG, so when someone click on share they can also share outside the platform
a short url like naira.land will also make sharing easy

6. native ios/app with great push feature



mabe more later if I think of more

You didn't charge him for all these?

heartofcity12:
Haha 😆 ..

I prefer keeping my foam on the floor.

tiswell:
Yea,but most families

Not true.That guy is 35

easyfem:
never late

For which of them?

I no dey bet again o

Joseph099:
Rest bro.
Rest!

Him dey form CBN governor

Ijele

PerfectStranger:
New baby mama loading

Just like that?

SirBunky85:
maybe you're the one that reinstated Fayose.

Ladoja was reinstated too.

SirBunky85:
some like who and who?

Dariye, Fayose etc

AngelicDamsel:
Had a cyst acne on my face, although it looked ripe to burst, I wanted it to drain itself to avoid a scar.

Went to work and the cyst bursted in the morning with pus but I didn't notice. No one told me until I went to the restroom and saw on the mirror. It had even started to dry.

Was disappointed at my so called friend-colleagues that no one told me to at least clean up.

Carried pus on my face all morning.

[/b]True friendship in the work place is rare[b].

PS: only one colleague tells me when there's something wrong but we did not see that morning.

I understood the difference between friends and acquaintances that day. Most colleagues fall in the later but act like the former.

Yes

Melaningreen:
How my girlfriend fell inside gutter mehn.. it was so embarrassing..I thank God there were good people there to help me pull her out
.
Meanwhile at an affordable price dm me for your logo and flyer design
.

My case in university that year, but she was just a friend. By the way, it was a shallow gutter.

SirBunky85:
Vice Admiral Nyako wasn't reinstated. In fact,the current Adamawa governor, Fintiri benefited from Nyako's ouster cuz,the former was the Speaker of Adamawa house if assembly that time,he was quickly sworn in as the governor following Nyako's and his deputy's removal

I said some and not Nyako.

SirBunky85:
Obaseki succeeded cuz,PMB allowed him to have his way.Obaseki wouldn't had dared,if,PBAT was the presido.Peter Odili was the one who cautioned Fubara and took him to PBAT at Rock for a soft landing cuz,Odili was PBAT's contemporary from 1999-2007 and knows how politically deft,PBAT is and Odili knows how OBJ used to remove Governors during their governorship days

So ask yourself, why didn't OBJ remove Tinubu then ?

SirBunky85:
don't mind some naive beings here.Even the so called timid GEJ removed The former Adamawa Governor(Air vice Marshal Murtala Nyako by some house members and heavens didn't fall.do I talk about how ruthless OBJ removed governors at will.

Courts brought some of those impeached governors back.

TimeMachine2:
Veey easy, Cubana chiefpriest, Alex Ekubo bought theirs for 3m in cotonou .

Honorary

Coldspice:
In Igboland, [/b]I have seen a father being told to stand up for his son to sit, simply because the boy has money.[b]

But you see this issue of money and respect, it wrong to say it is Igbos. Na everywhere.

Lie.

tiswell:
Sad,but true

Not in all families o.

Baztardidiot:
Shey na him fault. Ahey the idiot boy no see guter go sleep.abeg free the driver jor

The way these motor boys /drivers sleep under trucks always surprises me.

masui:
Mehn, I no fit shout

Very annoying team

lordprogress:
These fools dun kill my ticket again.

Very useless team.They messed up my ticket(4 games on my ticket) too. Just a draw and they couldn't deliver.

Arsenal if you cut my darling ticket by not avoiding defeat, you won't make it to the top four again.

Just take heart and move on. It is really painful winning an election with a landslide victory and court overturned it without a tangible reason.