₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,326,502 members, 8,426,854 topics. Date: Monday, 15 June 2026 at 02:34 AM

Toggle theme

Spidermon's Posts

Nairaland ForumSpidermon's ProfileSpidermon's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 (of 99 pages)

Science/TechnologyRe: Lamb Born With Human-Like Face In Ghana (Disturbing Photos) by Spidermon: 7:57pm On Jul 24, 2017
This is simply a congenital defect.

People will start alluding this thing to jazz now.

Human and ungulates cannot fertilize each other. even with in vitro techniques...

make we dey use more of logic
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Spidermon: 8:22am On Jul 22, 2017
olatunji21:
"You can earn as much as " if u re smart, you should know or at least ask a frd to interpret that statement... I am not telling u categorically that you wil earn $50...Should be in-between and totally depends on how many captasha u can fill...
Besides, it is not compulsory...To make it in life is not a force.. u have the freedom to remain poor... Thank You
drop your contact. If it is as simple as you put it, I am interested.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by Spidermon: 6:17pm On Jul 21, 2017
Foolishness.
Religion is mostly foolishness.
This goes against common sense.
With these sort of citizens, how can this country move forward??
PoliticsRe: Buhari Weighs Return Options, Backs Osinbajo by Spidermon: 9:10am On Jul 16, 2017
Things will only get worse in this country until things are PROPERLY restructured which i doubt these political vampires will allow.

Only thing that can bother me now is if the speed at which I projected things to fall apart is exceeded by current events.
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Ps4 + 2pads For Sale Abuja by Spidermon: 9:38am On Jul 13, 2017
In your pricing, consider the present price of launch model and also the fact that the slim and pro versions are now available.

good luck

BusinessRe: GT Bank Lifts Restrictions And Limitations On Its Naira Mastercard by Spidermon: 2:55pm On Jul 10, 2017
Who dey follow dollar laugh ?
PhonesRe: How My Sim Card Got Fried By A Modem I Bought �� by Spidermon: 4:55am On Jul 09, 2017
na modem you dey use practice your pullout game abi ?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tree-climbing Goats In Morocco (Photos) by Spidermon: 5:42am On Jul 07, 2017
tosyne2much:
These ones are end time goats oooo.. Anyway, the Bible already predicted that you will see goats climbing NEPA pole when the world is going to an end oooo
cheesy

Lalasticlala, abeg come and see ooo
e be like sau na inside bible of SK you see your own prediction my guy
RomanceRe: Think Twice Before You Follow Him To The Hotel: My Personal Encounter by Spidermon: 8:46am On Jun 30, 2017
...before you lodge with anybody for marathon intensive sexual activity, check all vital parameters.

resting pulse rate, bmi, reflexes, lymphadenopathies etc and if possible ask them to sign an affidavit indemnifying you in case of any eventualities sequel to the Bleep session.

Lol.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Not A Poor Country, We Are Not Offering More Financial Support - EU by Spidermon: 12:27am On Jun 30, 2017
from what i understood,
the EU will not be INCREASING aid to Nigeria.
It doesnt mean they are going to outrightly stop giving Nigeria aid.
PhonesRe: Tracking Of Stolen Phones In Computer Village by Spidermon: 9:29am On Jun 29, 2017
It wont work.

The objective will only be achieved if all network providers support it. Stolen devices would have their IMEI blacklisted once reported.

but once your phone is taken off you successfully, you don fxck up....no long thinh
PoliticsRe: ICPC Raids Namadi Sambo’s Home In Kaduna by Spidermon: 9:20am On Jun 29, 2017
Brute force with minimal sense application.
PoliticsRe: It Is Too Late To Restructure Nigeria: Ankko Briggs. by Spidermon: 9:15am On Jun 29, 2017
If the ibos didnt raise this much hell in their quest for biafra, they wont have gotten this far.

The lyrics of Reminisce in "3rd world thug" comes to mind...

"...ni naija won fun e nkan toba deserve on merit, afigba to ba kawon mole pelu ibon "

Translation: In Nigeria you never get what you deserve on merit until you threaten with violence.

Nigeria needs a big reset !!
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans Hires SAN, Sues IGP, 3 Others: "Release Me Or Charge Me" by Spidermon: 10:29pm On Jun 28, 2017
how is this different from the political criminals that are poorly prosecuted and subsequently released everyday in Nigeria?

nothing new.
PoliticsRe: Treasury Looters To Get Full Amnesty by Spidermon: 2:58pm On Jun 28, 2017
Can you just imaginehuh

Well, I am no longer bothered.

Already working on a long term plan to robustly develop myself, get some funds and earn the residency and citizenship of a responsible country.

Make fortune smile on me.
Car TalkRe: Tips To Buy The Best Car Batteries For Your Car by Spidermon: 9:09am On Jun 28, 2017
Godfullsam:
Just last week I suddenly discovered that my battery couldn't start my car. I called my brother who is a mechanic to advise me on which battery I should buy, he told me that the battery can still serve me for like one year or more during which I can raise some money to purchase a new battery.

He said I should bring the battery to his workshop and he will give it to an electrician who will remove the old acid and put a new raw acid. He told me that any good battery can still work when the acid is changed provided the cell is still intact.
I dont know how true it is...
From the little i remember from my secondary sch chemistry, i think that is true
GamingRe: SNES Is Back, Nintendo Launches $80 Mini Console With 21 Games Built-in(Photos) by Spidermon: 8:46pm On Jun 27, 2017
If it had ultimate MK3 and cost like $20, i might consider.
Sega mega drive is less than 5k with mk3 cartridge so f**k this.
ps4 pro on my mind.
BusinessRe: Photos: Aliko Dangote Celebrate Salah On His Yatch With Femi Otedola And Others by Spidermon: 10:40am On Jun 26, 2017
Lyoncrescent:
These guys are part of the problems we have in this country. Dangote may seem like a saint but it's far from it. Dangote is a ministry on his own and has had several billions of naira in import waivers since 1999 that has applied to him alone and not others in the Same industry . That's why you have a kind of monopoly in cement and salt and sugar today . Otedola is also not working in the interest of this nation. Mr donald duke may have good intentions but the white elephant called tinapa had or has no valid business case and I doubt if Donald duke can swear he didn't embezzle one kobo has governor. The other guys there are just fronts and are often used by politicians for contracts or lobbying or whatever necessary.

I have this come to the conclusion that the best we can have in Nigeria is being competent and corrupt. Tinubu ,fashola and ambode are all competent but very corrupt. They work and chop. The worse version is those that are incompetent and corrupt also ,Yahaya bello is the ambassador of that category. As it stands Nigeria is finished and beyond redemption. I work in the aviation sector and it's just pure madness that there are more active private jets than active domestic commercial air planes . Advice I can give you guys now is to relocate overseas or at worst save up to give birth to your children in the USA so they can acquire the citizenship there.
TRUTH.
EducationRe: Osato Osemwengie Bags His 7th Masters Degree. Photos by Spidermon: 9:01am On Jun 25, 2017
amprat:
He might have been born a Nigerian
But am sure he's now an American by descent
Bloggers and media keep mis informing us
God knows the last time the man set foot on the soil of Nigeria.
yeah Nigerians are doing great everywhere
but pls,right information as to their citizenship
Exactly what I have been saying.

These people are not Nigerians, at least not anymore.

We are too quick to "famz" successful people with Nigerian names.

Most if not all of them are able to get that level of success only because they dont reside in Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Excited About Becoming A Dutch Citizen [PICS] by Spidermon: 7:41am On Jun 23, 2017
It is worth celebrating ooo.

I fantasize about when I am finally able to get something like that....and be liberated from all this &$$##&-%$::!!
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Having Sex With Goat In Katsina by Spidermon: 2:37am On Jun 23, 2017
E be like say Katsina people don dey cross breed with dem Kenya people?

Of all the type of toto wey dey this world, why be say na goat own dey give you joy?

bizzare!
CelebritiesRe: Little Segun Wire Blasts Falz For Saying Musicians Should Stop Hailing Fraudster by Spidermon: 10:04pm On Jun 22, 2017
Yeeee!!! If an American artiste got dissed in thiss manner by a kid on social media, it could end his career ooo

...but this is savage. The guy had punchlines that struck home in every paragraph.

He diced Falz into small finely chopped bits mehn...lol
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari, IRT Police Team In Disarray Over Igp Promotion After Evans’ Arrest by Spidermon: 9:53pm On Jun 22, 2017
nerodenero:
They say success have many friends but majority of the people who celebrate with you at that point aren't happy you are successful. Such is the case of these gallant officers.

In particular, Abba Kyari needs to watch his back. He's in the midst of wolves and he needs to be smart lest they donate him to the enemies.

I remember the much celebrated Col. Muh'd Ali who liberated Baga town from the grip of Bokoharam. His crew were later ambushed and he was killed in the attacks. Many are not simply happy that you succeed.
CrimeRe: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Spidermon: 3:55pm On Jun 22, 2017
If you dont have firearms or security gadgetry and u are rich, it isnt wise in my own opinion.

make God answer my prayers....na to kit up like a tier 1 special miltary operator ooo

armoured cars, bullpup rifles with adavanced tech scopes, body armour, night vision, all sorts of bullets, cctv, motion sensors, exotic dogs etc

The way this police advice is structured, they are letting you know in advance that if you enter gbege and you cannot save yourself, your own don finish.
CelebritiesRe: Vera Sidika Reacts To Her Leaked Nude Photos By Ex Nigerian Boyfriend by Spidermon: 6:23pm On Jun 21, 2017
....she saved his name as "Yomi dubai".... lol
Car TalkRe: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Spidermon: 6:06pm On Jun 19, 2017
the only thing that locks my leggedis benz is if i am bare footed or if i never chop
CrimeRe: Joy Odama's Death: Usman Adamu Invites Girls To His House For Sex - Cook by Spidermon: 6:37pm On Jun 18, 2017
ADENIKETINA2015:
Abeg I need money to travel out of this country angry
The deplorable state of this country is so alarming shocked
From Dasuki -Saraki -Ikoyi Saga-Evans-Usman Adam embarassed
There's no money to feed well. No light and Oga is not around to help solve the issue(s) on ground undecided
Every sector of the economy is being monitored by Assistant Class Captains cry
Who cursed this nation with Evil Leaders/Hardship huh
We've been patient enough
We need results
Babe, no be only you oo.
Me sef don tire.
CrimeRe: Evans: Lagos Transport Magnate Paid Me To Avoid Kidnap, Native Doctor Got 10% by Spidermon: 5:35pm On Jun 18, 2017
....An Eze (traditional ruler) involved ??

I wish he can be properly and professionally interrogated. You can be a criminal for this long and with this type of clout without major support and network in institutions and high places.

There is a lot yet unseen.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi At 52: Channels TV Issues Disclaimer During Broadcast Of Birthday Speech by Spidermon: 5:29pm On Jun 18, 2017
Very petty man.
Another evidence that the standard of our leadership is extremely low.
Wike is no better tho'.
PhonesRe: 3 Best Reasons Why An Android Phone Is Better Than An iPhone by Spidermon: 3:48am On Jun 18, 2017
Vanessa200:
My sugar daddy bought me iphone7
Enjoy it.
'm sure it was well "earned".
SportsRe: Blind Femi Opabunmi Duped By Fake Pastors And Imams by Spidermon: 8:27pm On Jun 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

He looks cursed actually...


Well, there's still some money to be made with his situation.

His family members can dress him up in a Nigerian football kit complete with socks and boots then lead him to do Babi-Allah at Ojuelegba under-bridge.

He will make so much money.
Bros, no vex oo. I be one of your fans for this Nairaland but e be like say you don dey craze.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 (of 99 pages)