Romance › Re: 24-Year-Old Groom Whose Wedding Pictures Went Viral, Advises: "Start Early" by Spidermon: 7:49pm On May 04, 2017 |
Person wey never get hair for prick go dey give marriage advice?
You need life experience to be able to sort some shii.
Well, every mallaam with hin kettle |
Politics › Re: Zimbabwe More Developed Than Nigeria – Mugabe by Spidermon: 6:36pm On May 04, 2017 |
GEJPosterity: BTW they have constant electricity and running water in their big cities in Zimbabwe. I visited a friend in Kewkwe recently (Kwekwe is to Zimbabwe what a city like Ado-Ekiti is to Nigeria), and for my 3 days there, the light did not blink. I also did not see a single generator.
Might want to chew on that before you laugh at Mugabe.
Nigeria is a lot worse than many of you realise. |
Gaming › Re: Nintendo Switch Review According To Pappyjoicc by Spidermon: 4:22pm On May 04, 2017 |
It isn't cheaper.
Ps4 slim bundled with Uncharted 4 is now $257.99 on amazon US. |
Politics › Re: Don’t Destroy NIA, Nigeria Can’t Survive Without It – Horsefall, Pioneer DG NIA by Spidermon: 8:27am On May 04, 2017 |
A country that cant decently maintain her embassies in foreign countries is talking of foreign intelligence.
So that NIA is comparable to the CIA ?
I laugh. |
Politics › Re: Why President Buhari Was Absent From FEC Meeting Today - Lai Mohammed by Spidermon: 8:14pm On May 03, 2017 |
Newton's 4th law of motion
A presidential body at rest will continue to stay at rest until he is either again smuggled overseas or an external force causes him to preside.
Imagine if 10% of civil servants in Nigeria rest like this man.... |
Events › Re: Couple Pose In Between Cans Of Malta Guinness In Wedding Photo by Spidermon: 7:45pm On May 03, 2017 |
prettyjo: who will I act film with abeg? U sabi act blue film? |
Education › Re: Why I Won't Go Back For My Masters (M.sc) Now As A Fresh Nigerian Graduate by Spidermon: 1:00pm On May 03, 2017 |
When you add together the time, postgraduate project, rent, stationeries, pocket money, stress and tuition fee for the almost 2 years to do M.Sc...
Minimum of 1 milla if you are in the sciences...
To do M.Vph or MVSc in my case is even more.
If i see 1 million naira to flip over, fhuck job. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In India With Indian Hemp. Police Can't Unlock His Phone by Spidermon: 1:47pm On May 02, 2017 |
Yoruba - Yahoo Ibo. - drug
Hausa - na those ones bad pass. Grand Theft Abuja |
Politics › Re: Bayo Omoboriowo Changes Twitter Bio To "Freelance Photographer" by Spidermon: 9:28pm On May 01, 2017 |
Mophasa: Issorite
When you no longer have a job because your boss is now in ghost mode] 
Please do ghosts appear in pictures?  |
Sports › Re: How Nigerian Boxing Officials Rejected Anthony Joshua by Spidermon: 8:50am On May 01, 2017 |
webincomeplus: I know we'll soon start hearing shitty stories like this. By next week, we should also see headlines on how Joshua once hawked akara to make a living.
As for the assertion that he could have won the gold medal for Nigeria if given the chance, I disagree. Nigeria is known for working hard against the success of her citizens. And the fact that he wasn't given the chance is enough proof.
Here in our crappy country, a senator's nephew who can't knock out a pillow will be chosen over real boxing talents. And even if a real boxer is given the chance, the NBF will fail to release funds for his welfare and training tours because the foolish pot-bellied people in charge have stolen the funds meant for that. |
Celebrities › Re: JJC Skillz Speaks On Funke Akindele, Toyo Baby Of "Jenifa’s Diary" by Spidermon: 2:23pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
They have been taking too much about their relationship in the media lately.
That's how i know this shiet wont last |
Science/Technology › Re: Richard Browning Is A Real-life Iron Man - With His Own Flying Suit (video) by Spidermon: 4:59pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
Tellemall: Very soon some Nigerians that can't prove why f=ma will come round to tell everybody who cares to read how"this is real technological advancement, this is what real technology is, not the funny looking rockets the Southerners produce!"
Right. Good luck to you moaners. You won't see the change in Africa until Africans begin to act instead of just admiring stuff from overseas.
The funniest thing I've seen is a Nigerian seeing fictitious machinery in a movie and actually believing it's really out there somewhere in America. Absolutely disgusting. Bros, this is technology abeg. Even the UK military showed interest. The craftmanship looks neat and the contraption worked as advertised. You dont expect me to applaud mediocrity because it was designed by a fellow black man. |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Kneels Before The Ohinoyi Of Ebiraland (Photos) by Spidermon: 4:53pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
Israeljones: the 1st pic tho... why is her placed on the two most important place something can penetrate... this is mystified me tho... Have no idea whats shes tryin 2 cover... She no wan loose guard. |
Culture › Re: "Oba Akiolu Didn't Snub Ooni Of Ife" - White Cap Chief by Spidermon: 1:42pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
Poor attempt at damage control. The backlash received wasnt envisaged so now na to lie to cover up.
It is a pity sha. |
Phones › Re: Glo Reduces Data Volume by Spidermon: 2:02am On Apr 28, 2017 |
No point in using Glo again.
Best thing is to get a swift or spectranet modem, If I m going to shell money, let me get better speed.
Bleep this shit |
Literature › Re: In Four Sentences, Write A Short Romantic Story. by Spidermon: 7:34pm On Apr 27, 2017 |
Romeo walks into a bar, sits and orders a drink
Sights Juliet and calls her over.
They discuss and negotiate.
He walks her to the parking lot for a bloww jab |
Politics › Re: China Plans Visa Office In Anambra As Chinese Deputy Consul-General Visit Obiano by Spidermon: 11:59am On Apr 27, 2017 |
Nice development. |
Romance › Re: Man Harasses His Female Neighbour By Masturbating Constantly In Her Presence by Spidermon: 8:35pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
Dey there you hear...
The day he will rape you to the point of almost eviscerating you with his Peeniz, no come here disturb us oo |
Romance › Re: Her Boyfriend Ordered Her Not To Attend A Party. See What She Did Next - Photos by Spidermon: 7:42pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
mexxmoney: You have hidden your face but shape of your "ukwu" will expose you. He has been there so many times that he now knows all the contours you have there. But na just picture na Shey the boyfriend go dey poke hin prick for phone screen? |
Gaming › Re: Playstaion Video Game PES17 SOCCER COMPETITION!!!!! by Spidermon: 7:00pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
When there is a Mortal kombat competition, make una let us know |
Business › Re: How Can He Access The Bank Account Of Dead Parents by Spidermon: 6:56pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
If your parents had ATM cards use it .
Even if na 30 billion dey the account, dey comot inside everyday till the ATM expire. |
Crime › Re: Uber Driver Who Stole Lady's Bag, Passport & N1m Arrested In Lagos by Spidermon: 11:46am On Apr 26, 2017 |
Mehn this guy is very stupid. |
Phones › Re: Here Are 7 Best Things I Found About The TECNO Phonepad 3 by Spidermon: 7:40am On Apr 26, 2017 |
All these tecno mercenaries dn come again.
Somebody go soon compare this phone to S8 now....
Just dey watch |
Culture › Re: Oba Akiolu Snubs Ooni Ogunwusi As Nigerians React (Photo) by Spidermon: 7:26am On Apr 26, 2017 |
Oba of Lagos was a police officer before he became a king.
That singularly explains all his regular mess ups |
Celebrities › Re: Miyonse Seals Endorsement Deal With Payporte As Tboss Congratulates Him by Spidermon: 5:46am On Apr 26, 2017 |
hungryboy: Na things like this dey make people no dey gree go school again,
After chopping free food and partying for 3 months in Big brother house, Efe was rewarded with 25million and a jeep, free land from Churchill, Ambassadorship from Plateau state government, Bisola, Tboss Miyonse Marvis And Soma are getting one endorsement deal or another. Yet somewhere out there. In the streets , A guy that graduated with Second class upper has lost interest in looking for jobs and is now learning a trade So that he can use it to survive |
Career › Re: Nigerian Man Become A US Soldier As He Completes His Training (Photos) by Spidermon: 4:07pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
M happy for you jare.
If person go risk hin life, make he hold better kit and make he rep better govt.
No be here wey dem go issue you cutlass to go fight terrorists. |
Politics › Re: SGF Suspension: How Threat To Withhold $1:2bn EU Aid Forced Buhari's Hand by Spidermon: 8:52am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Quote me anywhere.
If Buhari loses the election in 2019 to another party and they begin to probe this rotten regime.....
We will realize that he and his co travellers are far from angels, maybe even as worse as the other regimes. |
TV/Movies › Re: Frank Olize Of NTA Newsline. How Many Remember Him? (Photos) by Spidermon: 6:43am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Nbote: Choiii OP u don old ooo.. Na dat period dem still dey do petroleum perspective with one guy wey don turn big Oga for nnpc now... Livi junoma. A very senior criminal at NNPC. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Employed Vs Self-Employed: I'm Giving Up On Job Search, Starting My Own Business by Spidermon: 6:50pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
The animal that survives is not the strongest but that which can adapt the most.
Look around you and be blunt.
Crime pays.
M joking ooo. Wait first, am I ? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Gifts A Woman A Toyota Camry In Church Today (Photos) by Spidermon: 5:53pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Rick Ross ft Apostle Suleiman - Same hoes. |
Technology Market › Re: Inverter 1000watts Brand New At Giveaway Price by Spidermon: 6:44am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Does this have an inbuilt charger?
I want to confirm that it is only battery one needs to buy to complete the package. |
Celebrities › Re: Humblesmith Flaunts His New Jeep, His First Car by Spidermon: 12:24pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Swizdoe: How can this Jeep be 45m....
Are you calculating with the future dollar rate |