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HealthRe: Federal Government Lists 9 Places Where Smoking Is Prohibited by Spidermon: 8:07pm On Jun 17, 2017
This our country is just too funny.

Police Traffic warden at a T junction directing traffic....Agbero less than 100 metres away rolling and smoking weed. Typical Lagos morning.

Ironies all over the place
CrimeRe: One Of Evans' Victim Narrates Ordeal & Reveals He Paid $1.2m Ransom by Spidermon: 7:41pm On Jun 17, 2017
hope the moneybags with money spraying guns, spraying dollars in bales and other unnecessary stunts will learn.

If Evans was a ritualist kidnapping poor Nigerians without clout, he will go Scot free.

Nigerian constitution is summarized in 5 letters mehn.

Money.
PoliticsRe: Governor Yahaya Bello's Branded Drugs Spotted In Kogi (Photos) by Spidermon: 3:46pm On Jun 16, 2017
These are the kind of drugs Lai Mohammed said Buhari's doctors in the UK are administering to him.

The drug looks like as if iit was manufactured in a bakery...lol
GamingRe: Cheapest Place To Get A Ps4??? And How Much Is It by Spidermon: 2:45pm On Jun 14, 2017
I would advice you buy it abroad and find a way to ship it.

ps4 slim Gold edition with 1terabyte hdd is 259 dollars now.

ps4 slim 500gb with uncharted bundle is 249 dollars on amazon.

multiply by 370 plus shipping costs. (check tech market section).

thats less than 110k.

used ps4 in my opinion shouldnt be more than 70k and e gatz clean sef or I go comot 5k.
GamingRe: CAO (challenge cancelled) not worthy by Spidermon: 12:11pm On Jun 12, 2017
this matter no need fight na.
all na bants.
HealthRe: A Mad Man Attempts Withdrawing At An ATM (photo) by Spidermon: 9:06am On Jun 09, 2017
If that man cash up to 100k for their front....
All babes for that queue go trip
especially that one in red. See as she dey stretch neck.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple's Doggy Pose Pre-Wedding Photos by Spidermon: 8:53am On Jun 09, 2017
toastedbread:
who be those people?
Nollywood movie actors.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple's Doggy Pose Pre-Wedding Photos by Spidermon: 8:52am On Jun 09, 2017
PenisCaP:
shocked u sure abt this or hear say?
There is sexual activity at every big church convention held overnight in Nigeria with youth attendance.

This assessment has been personally verified and peer reviewed with a sample size meeting all adequate criteria.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple's Doggy Pose Pre-Wedding Photos by Spidermon: 8:03am On Jun 09, 2017
toastedbread:
u know when u dey watch a movie and u press pause to take a screenshot?
what if him dey d act but chose to just act normal for the few seconds of photography...
Bros wey sabi !!!

Johnny Sins vs Brandi Love type of scene.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple's Doggy Pose Pre-Wedding Photos by Spidermon: 6:50pm On Jun 08, 2017
PenisCaP:
Lmao. grin . U serious?
Yeah.
In their overnight programs, the youths hook up codedly for corners.
Slip and slide things.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple's Doggy Pose Pre-Wedding Photos by Spidermon: 6:42pm On Jun 08, 2017
PenisCaP:
Naa its not sexy at all.
How can u be on doggy poze with that umbrella gown..? undecided
e be like say you never sabi any celestial babe.
that is what they call muse ya
PoliticsRe: Senate Passes Bill To Protect Whistle-Blowers by Spidermon: 4:08pm On Jun 08, 2017
Na here we dey when traditional ruler in the north kidnapped a teenage girl, married and got her pregnant and the state police commissioner couldnt do anything and our constitution mandates that 18 is the age of consent and that when one can enter a binding contract.

These laws are just movie special effects.

As much as things change, they remain the same - Tupac
HealthRe: See The Team Of Doctors Attending To A Gorilla Giving Birth In A Zoo(Photos) by Spidermon: 2:14pm On Jun 08, 2017
coolcharm:
These ones are vetinary doctors na. If this happened in nigeria, the number of vets will double or triple that in the picture because... Vets are all jobless in this country
This sub enter me reach my intestine make i no lie.

....but less than 30% of Nigerians can afford healthcare of this standard. Chai, Nnamdi Kanu get point oooo
EducationRe: Shocking Devices Used By Chinese Students To Cheat During Exams(photos). by Spidermon: 9:37am On Jun 08, 2017
gadget wey our military no get
na hin china children dey use catch expo trips for exam hall.
lol
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Lands In US For The Birth Of Her Child by Spidermon: 10:36pm On Jun 07, 2017
Until I can afford foreign citizenship for my offsprings,
My contraceptive methods must stay in top notch.
Everybody dey find escape route for hin next generation
RomanceRe: Kenyan Man Sleeping With His Sister-in-law Stuck During Sex (Photos/Video) by Spidermon: 6:39pm On Jun 07, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
angry angry
Thank God for Naija girls

The jazz won't even work with them because their scumbus is always very wide..
Naija girls never have such tight pussys..so it can't trap you
hehehehehe
See wisdom.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj's Wife, Lineo Didi Kilgrow Carrying Their Son (Photo) by Spidermon: 2:25pm On Jun 07, 2017
One thing i admire about dbanj.
all these years in d lime light, despite bedding multitude of women...
no baby mama drama.
knows how to handle his biz
BusinessRe: FOREX: CBN Introduces New Rules, Naira Closes At 367/$ by Spidermon: 6:34pm On Jun 06, 2017
make exchange rate quickly fall. i wan buy ps4 and i no wan pay pass 30k.
RomanceRe: Should She Collect A Phone Gift From Her Suitor Because Her Boyfriend Is Broke? by Spidermon: 11:05am On Jun 06, 2017
why would a female student be billing a fellow male student like this because he is her boyfriend and she has a vajinah ??

I no get advice for you.

every abokii with his transistor radio
CelebritiesRe: RMD Performs Fela's "Sorrow, Tears And Blood" At #GloLafftaFest2017 In Uyo by Spidermon: 2:27pm On Jun 05, 2017
He didnt put off his shirt, paint his face nor did he smoke weed on stage?

Emulation not complete
RomanceRe: Old Nigerian Couple Kiss, Have Been Married For 45 Years by Spidermon: 1:18pm On Jun 05, 2017
This man will suck out all her tidal volume ooo.

Surely dem still dey knack
SportsRe: Rohr And Eagles Muslim Players Disagree Over Ramadan Fast by Spidermon: 1:14pm On Jun 05, 2017
Super eagles on a normal day play like say dem no dey chop come field...

So nothing concern me
NYSCRe: 3 Corpers In Benue Found Missing Money & Returned It,NYSC DG Did This 4 Them by Spidermon: 6:37pm On Jun 04, 2017
DG, State coordinator et al,
If them see 5 billion wey lost, dem go return am?
I just dey ask because i no sure
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Spidermon: 2:37pm On Jun 04, 2017
Valto:
its now over one year i moved over to a more efficient PURE SINE WAVE INVERTER/CHARGER, all this souer charger and inverter frustrated me big time back then. i av to repair the souer inverter several times till it packed up. big ups to ceejay80s, saint2ace and the rest, who inspired me to start this solar/inverter journey. there is nothing better than uninterrupted power supply smiley
how much did this sine wave inverter cost?
Christianity EtcRe: Jude Okoye's Comment About 3 Churches In One Building (Photos) by Spidermon: 2:16pm On Jun 04, 2017
Religion especially as practiced in Nigeria encourages a certain level of helplessness.

We look up to an omnipotent being for solution to our problems which are mostly multiplier effects of the very poor human leadership we have.

We are led to believe that God has already pre-ordained everything. Increase fuel per litre to 1000 naira...what you hear is " Only God can help us in this country"

That is how I know this country is headed no where anytime soon.

Imagine if all religious Nigerians focus all their frustrations at the Government like we do to God in prayer...

The revolution we seek would have happened a long time ago.
FamilyRe: Please How Can Someone Handle A Wife That Loves Sex So Much? by Spidermon:
Buy her intimacy gadgets.

Dem no dey give Ballon d'or ontop who sabi fvck pass.

Twice a day will shorten your lifespan.

For man body, after blood na semen ooo.

Try to get in top shape so that the few times you can perform, you knack the akpako very well to keep her loyal.
BusinessRe: Dollar Crashes To N368/$1 by Spidermon: 11:50am On Jun 02, 2017
dacovajnr:
I need someone who is vast in Fx to make me understand why despite nearly $5 billion sustained intervention by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) in the interbank market since February naira could only appreciate by 14NAIRA!!!!!!
Someone will come with economical jargon shortly.

My own opinion is simple...

Corruption.
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Big Scorpion I Killed In My Office This Morning. ( Pics) by Spidermon: 6:11pm On Jun 01, 2017
e be like say you get one old woman breast wey you dey target
no use scorpion cover up bros. Lol
PoliticsRe: This Is How The Federal Government Can Stop Nnamdi Kanu Before It's Too Late by Spidermon: 9:23am On May 29, 2017
plaetton:
Lol.

You don't seem to get it.
We are all Biafrans in this Chaotic, dysfunctional feudal fiefdom called Nigeria.
The word Biafra has come to connote freedom from the chaotic and parasitic clutches of feudal oligarchy.
In this context, every Southerner, every middlebelter, every minority group in Nigeria is a Biafran.

Itsekiri or any other SS ethnic group supporting the idealism of Biafra doesn't necessarily mean that they want to be or must be Biafrans by nationality.

The time has come.
Restructure Nigeria for the future equality, security, progress and prosperity of ALL Nigerians, or, Biafra for all.
CrimeRe: Nairabet Agent Commits Suicide Over N600,000 Winning by Spidermon: 1:04pm On May 25, 2017
I play my tickets on my phone. I trust no fxcking agent.

As dem dey chop my money, na only me, God and Akinalabi know as e dey go.

With the way owu dey blow me, The day wey I go eventually hammer and someone try to tell me story ehn...

Infact...

As I dey imagine am, I don dey vex already.
Christianity EtcRe: Nana Poku 'Heals' Woman With A Kiss In South Africa (Video) by Spidermon: 7:51am On May 25, 2017
Africa.
The dark continent.
smh
PoliticsRe: Looted Funds: FG Seeks Extradition Of 311 Powerful Nigerians by Spidermon: 6:39pm On May 24, 2017
I no mind make New Zealand or Switzerland come extradite me from Nigeria
even tho' I no thief money but here don tire me

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