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RomanceRe: Twitter User Apologizes To Girl Who Refunded His Date Money, Sends Back The 5k by Spidermon: 4:23am On Mar 31, 2017
The guy don shit for church. He wan come use holy water clean nyansh
EventsRe: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Spidermon: 7:08pm On Mar 30, 2017
NSG, you are loosing your originality.

Too much prick eh ?
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves E-Voting, Passes Amendment To Electoral Act by Spidermon: 7:05pm On Mar 30, 2017
If i can vote with my phone as easily as i do on Twitter...

Thats the only way i can ever vote. Imagine how painful it would have been if I queued to vote Buhari....
BusinessRe: Naira Makes U-turn, Drops To N385 by Spidermon: 7:01pm On Mar 30, 2017
The only reason why i wont support free floating the naira is because our leaders are not ready to fix this country so the value of the naira will just keep nose diving till people start trooping en masse to Third Mainland bridge to take diving lessons.

Naira can hit as low as 5k to $1. Our economy is trash
BusinessRe: CBN To Allocate Forex To Banks Based On The Size Of Their Shareholder’s Funds by Spidermon: 6:50pm On Mar 30, 2017
All na runs.

The dollars dey go BDC hand.
CelebritiesRe: Kemen Challenged To Do 20 Push Ups While Carrying Man Weighing 114kg (video) by Spidermon: 3:02pm On Mar 30, 2017
IamChuks:
Even after 20 push up. That fat pig on top Karen forgot he would come down.. Wehrey
The idiot come dey wave like politician sef.
Jokes EtcRe: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Spidermon: 9:36am On Mar 30, 2017
martineverest:
my guy,if not dat i grew up in lag,i wud prefer to stay in ibadan than lag...served there.trust me,life there is simple and cheap...the infrastructure surprised me.
I served there too.
I live in lagos and I must say that unless one is very comfortable or stays on the Island, Lagos isnt all that.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Health: We Can’t Disclose Amount Spent – FG by Spidermon: 1:23am On Mar 30, 2017
I never reach US embassy before but i know how much Trump's families spend on unnecessary flights coz the info was made public.

The country i claim to be my fatherland is telling me rubbish.

Nigeria keeps jogging in the opposite direction from the rest of the world.
CelebritiesRe: Miyonse Delivered A Payporte's Package To A Customer (Photos) by Spidermon: 8:01pm On Mar 29, 2017
chiraqDemon:
Lol
U deserve it
So this moment
I crown u
The official one and only
Egbon mojo man
Only u grin
I hail you too sir.
All of us follow for the mojo government
CrimeRe: Photo Of The 23-Year-Old Man Sentenced To Death For Stealing Android Phone by Spidermon: 7:06pm On Mar 29, 2017
This is saddening.

Nigeria is upside down to be honest
CelebritiesRe: Miyonse Delivered A Payporte's Package To A Customer (Photos) by Spidermon: 5:52pm On Mar 29, 2017
geekybabe:
As.long as Efe fans exist.. miyonse will always be a joke on social media. Lol
Those your thighs look hotter than that of a geek jare
CelebritiesRe: Miyonse Delivered A Payporte's Package To A Customer (Photos) by Spidermon: 5:23pm On Mar 29, 2017
Na delivery she wan collect come dress like person wey dey go club...

Maybe i have been watching too much xvideos but this kinda scenario was stolen from naughty america, brazzers, pornhub etc
CrimeRe: Thief Poses For The Camera After He Was Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by Spidermon: 3:33pm On Mar 29, 2017
This guy has smoked himself into an alien.

If he mistakenly gets electrocuted on this kain high mode, he no fit die
RomanceRe: She Has Been Begging To Be My Girlfriend by Spidermon: 12:48pm On Mar 29, 2017
Registered today and you are launching with this kinda public masturbation ??

And it is even on front page??!!

Well done.

Nairaland's logo should include tissue paper and a water closet coz it is now full of sheet
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Reacts To Dino Melaye Coming To Sue Him In New York by Spidermon: 6:40am On Mar 29, 2017
linearity:
His suit in Nigeria is not only alleging the ABU case.

Even if he restrict the US case to only ABU Dino will loose big time! For him to prevail, he must proof that, SR was false and malicious.

So he have to fly ABU VC to testify in US and SR will have discovery rights. Even if it is ultimately decided that ABU VC was right, SR cannot be found to be malicious given the many conflicting stories out their e.g. Graduating without a required course, name not in ABU graduate websites, name not in convocation list, etc...when you apply the layman test to all these, it is reasonable for any to come to the same conclusion as SR without being malicious.

The press have a strong constitutional right and freedom of expression in the US and that is SR's stronghold. You cannot muze that expression because you don't like it, or because it is bad press or even because it is offensive.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Most Difficult Age For Most Nigerian Men by Spidermon: 10:37am On Mar 28, 2017
alaricsaltzman:
Found this interesting piece on facebook and i decided to share...enjoy

The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria should be between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something, to be someone is so immense. When you look around you everyone seems to be doing something for themselves, people seem to be living a life you only dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni goal miss at the world cup.

Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs, because the disappointments become too much and you find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few people you studied with have been lucky enough to land
jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and planning another trip to South Africa while you are not sure of what your next meal would be?

Most times you follow the conversation silently, all alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep around the more the pressure to be something, takes a toll on you. You know when stories about house parties
come up and you act deaf because you don’t know where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone on the market or how British Airways offers poo services and you can feel your heart whisper to you "boss this is chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that talks about GMAT, SHL, Dragnet, jobberman or job vacancies sites".

But you sit there as these people are lost in their lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another drink and you wonder if you should just say No and head home, but head home to do what? So you grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one last one“...Lie!!!

But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as long as it pays, so you end up as an office messenger in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5 years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the employees when they are broke and they can’t order with fast food. This is when conversations about where people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t matter – you have resorted to surviving.

Once in while you will bump into your now well to do classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you feel better about yourself, because in your mind you wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but always it’s your face that would look the odd one out – not even the best filters can hide a face which has suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled beans.

The worst mistake you can do during this period is to try and date – there is nothing that a person going through such times can offer in terms of love. How are you going to do evening romantic walks when you are tired from walking delivering letters in offices around town? What are you going to tell your lady when she says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or love garden sites that are in town? That your financial religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and if by then your life is still in disarray like Leicester city's performance in the EPL then my friend be prepared for a walk out.

But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only hard moment in your life would be when you lose your parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance, about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it teaches you something about friendship, love, career growth and personal responsibility. This is always your rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make.

How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how you handled your life in this phase. Do not Give up. Do not Be Depressed. remain focused and create a Strategy. Be consistent, you must Surely Win. Peace cool cool


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CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Stuns In Yellow Mermaid Dress With Glittery Stones. Fans Go Gaga by Spidermon: 12:46pm On Mar 27, 2017
When her scandal ready to ripe, we go know who she dey fhuck.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: How Much Nigerians Can Make From Whistle-blowing by Spidermon: 2:55pm On Mar 26, 2017
stagger:
What use is such money to whistleblowers if they wind up dead?

Even in America, organized crime bosses do all they can to hit those under the WITSEC program. Talk less of our society where the police routinely collude with criminals (ASP George Iyamu and Anini for instance).
You have said it all. Nothing to add again.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Spidermon: 4:00am On Mar 26, 2017
Our teachers used to tell us in primary school that we were the leaders of tomorrow.

Big lie
CelebritiesRe: Ayomide Labinjo: "Davido Has Big Manhood & It Hurts, He Refused To Wear Condom" by Spidermon: 11:17am On Mar 25, 2017
Weyrey ndo weyrey.

Wetin scatter my dada was how she was picked up.

The details she offered shows how cheap these hoes have become.

Toto don turn to game center.
BusinessRe: NAIRA WATCH: Panic Grips Forex Dealers As Naira Rises To N385/$ by Spidermon: 7:30am On Mar 24, 2017
The abuja moneybags are releasing their dollars into the system causing a dollar glut over there.

As long as all these wicked ppl are in power, the safest bet is still against the Nigerian system.

If i could, i would wait till dollar goes below or around 200 and buy up as much as I can.

The reason will soon show itself
PetsRe: 7months Old Female Lhasa Apso For Sale.....80k Last...not Negotiable by Spidermon: 1:45pm On Mar 23, 2017
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LHASA APSO N30,000
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This prices are absurdly low.

I dare say you must be a criminal.

And pls dont use the highly earned Vet Dr title for your scams make thunder no fire you there.
BusinessRe: Dollar Drops Below N400/$ For First Time In Seven Months by Spidermon: 7:38am On Mar 23, 2017
It was all along a deliberate tax on Nigerians.

Election campaign has started subtly.

Billions have been made. Some pockets are seriously heavy now.

Nigerians quickly forget pain, till they are punished again.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Does A Job Interviewer Want To Know My Current Salary? by Spidermon: 7:28am On Mar 23, 2017
Mehn, these guys above me are aliens.
PhonesRe: Nokia 8: Release Date, Price, Specs And Rumours by Spidermon: 7:23am On Mar 23, 2017
saxby:
Many Tecno phones can beat this na
It's too early in the day for this rubbish talk.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Changes DP & Uploads Selfies At Least Twice A Day by Spidermon: 3:19pm On Mar 22, 2017
Not saying your girl is cheating but....

If a guyman focuses on her, he will surely score.
BusinessRe: Naira Dramatically Recovers To N405/$1 After MPC Decisions by Spidermon: 2:48pm On Mar 22, 2017
I watched Billions Season 2 Episode 5 and it confirmed my suspicions.

Some people are behind d deliberate fall of the naira...elaborate scam.

They know Nigerians forget quickly. They have accumulated sizeable wealth for whatever purpose they have. Now they will gradually turn down the heat since 2019 is near.

After 2019, una go nearly die again.
PhonesRe: My Experience With Infinix Note 3 by Spidermon: 5:37am On Mar 22, 2017
Lies. All lies.

One said he dropped iphone 6 for infinix. Haba. Fear God na.

You can tell most of these guys get paid for this.

Believe the exaggerations at your own peril.
BusinessRe: Kids For Sale: Man Puts His Sperm Up For Sale For $40 Per Bag (Photo) by Spidermon: 2:10pm On Mar 21, 2017
Those ziploc bags are used to sell weed.

U can tell he was high
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Fake CSP In Lagos (photo) by Spidermon: 9:41pm On Mar 19, 2017
ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
Sharap



But wait ooo, apart from nairaland, you get another househuh Mr BMC
He is on duty. I think they run 24 hour shifts. BMC level 8 officer coz i presume he is a graduate. Lol
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Talks About Getting Married Next Year On Her Birthday by Spidermon: 7:26pm On Mar 19, 2017
Hey T boss. I dont have a jet yet. I 'm still hustling babe but if get a airline in my name, do I get to fhuck you to sleep every night like a rag doll because I have exceeded the jet owner expectation like a fckk-%$ng boss?

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