Celebrities › Re: Ex- Big Brother Naija Housemate, Gifty Shares Nude Photo by Spidermon: 12:18pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
If this one no blow her.
She will shoot a sex tape later.
If that one cast, she go enter Instamessage begin sell the market retail. |
Politics › Re: Nigerians React To The Suspension Of SGF Lawal & NIA DG Ayo Oke by Spidermon: 7:37pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Nigerians cant you see?
These guys are only campaigning for 2019.
Make una no mumu unaself.
Cant trust these demons in govt |
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Meets With Suspended SGF, Lawal Behind Closed Door by Spidermon: 7:14pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
For 270 mill, i think he must have hired Ninjas to cut the IDP grass with katanas.
Babachir baba weyrey |
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: SOLD!! AWOOF Market - Hacked Ps3 Slim (RED) with 16 games 35k by Spidermon(op): 7:51am On Apr 17, 2017 |
ddddon: Do you have another PS3 to sell. Same price same specs? No, I dont |
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: SOLD!! AWOOF Market - Hacked Ps3 Slim (RED) with 16 games 35k by Spidermon(op): 9:38pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Frankgenius213: Who got a PS vita Game for sale or swap.Location must be lag or its environs. Call or WhatsApp Zero eight one five one three eight nine nine one five
I hope u guys can get my contact this way.I have a PS vita 8gig with games like God of war 1&2,Fifa 2015 and Infected War a vampire action game.will love to swap with 3games also since I got three This cant be as visible as you creating a fresh thread. If i had not sold my console and you did this, I might have been salty about this. Lol |
Celebrities › Re: M.I Abaga Visits Diamond Bank Headquarters Lekki (Photos) by Spidermon: 9:17pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
The way this babe position yansh for the OP in that picture.
E be like say she dey give you the thing chop steady. |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Accent In Interview With UK’s Channel 4, Nigerian Twitter Goes Berserk by Spidermon: 11:38am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Wizkid didn't over do anything.
It is all just Twitter bants.
Plus people are hungry and angry mehn. |
Celebrities › Re: Segun Arinze's Hideous Makeover Transformation On Movie Set [PICS] by Spidermon: 2:50am On Apr 15, 2017 |
The things we do to see money.
God punish devil. See person papa |
Sports › Re: Victor Anichebe Takes To Prayers And Bible To Help His Relegation Bound Team by Spidermon: 6:29pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Black man .mentality. |
Crime › Re: Beninoise Chef Steals Master’s $59,000, N3.4m In Ibadan, Builds Mansion by Spidermon: 2:02pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
My nigga, Crime pays!! |
Events › Re: The Wedding Invitation Card Seen In Gombe State (Pictured) by Spidermon: 12:41pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Gombe? No wonder...
People wey dey soak weed inside kerosene and roll it with newspaper |
Celebrities › Re: Tboss: “I Know The National Anthem. It’s Just That I Was Tired” by Spidermon: 12:38pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Wow
So to recite the Nigerian national anthem now requires stamina ? |
Autos › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! **TOKS!** 2003 Mercedes Benz C180 For 1.650m!! by Spidermon: 6:16am On Apr 14, 2017 |
Inception: The airbag child seat warning sticker at the driver's door side. This should be at the passenger's side, as it is a warning not to put child seat on the front passenger's seat. Thanks |
Romance › Re: Guys! Can You Marry A Lady That Wears Beads? See Hilarious Answers by Spidermon: 6:38pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
I have fuccked girls with incisions on their bodies so yanshing babes with beads on the waist is "computer easy"...
I just hope say no be wetin do me like this sha |
Politics › Re: FG To Provide 15m Jobs, 10 Gigawatt Of Electricity - Udo Udoma by Spidermon: 11:14am On Apr 12, 2017 |
It must be a typo error.
10giga watts by 2020? I havent had up to 50 hours light cummulatively in the last 7 weeks.
May God punish all these APC people.
I pray my people have the sense to reject these shapeshifting azzhollez in 2019 at the polls |
Food › Re: Top Ten Amala Joints In Lagos! by Spidermon: 8:58am On Apr 12, 2017 |
I never chop any of these lagos amala.
Na ibadan own amala. Two joints i used to frequent during my NYSC in Ibadan;
- The amala canteen inside Ibadan North LG just beside the state NYSC secretariat at Gate. I dey chop that one every thursday after cds.
- The amala canteen after Iwo road bridge before getting to Rose Wale filling station. That one i dey chop am every night.
Fucck Lagos. I love Ibadan. |
Crime › Re: Bricklayer Rapes Prostitute On The Road In Lagos After Promising To Pay Her N40k by Spidermon: 7:45pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
Bricklayer full day for site na 2500.
She wan collect 16/days money
E suppose fucck her intestine join sef. She dey crase |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Tweets, 'North Korea Is Looking For Trouble'(Photos). by Spidermon: 6:58pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
None of una even mention Nigerian military for una permutations. Lol |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Baby Mama Sophia, Mistakenly Displays Her Boobs While Dancing (pics,vid) by Spidermon: 1:18pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
She dey show d cleavage already and nothing was done mistakenly. |
Science/Technology › Re: Edo Hunter Kills A Huge Buffalo (Photos) by Spidermon: 12:57pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
Before them fit upload the pictures sef, dem go don share the buffalo finish.
No church in the wild. Na Nigeria nick name be that |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Robert Bentley Resigns As Alabama Governor Over Illicit Affair With Female Aide by Spidermon: 12:40pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
In Nigeria, the official will still be fhucking in office sef.
Our brand of democracy ha been mutated |
Pets › Re: My 7 Weeks Old GSD Is Looking Dull by Spidermon: 11:23am On Apr 11, 2017 |
Take to a vet. It might be the onset of something. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 10th April 2017 by Spidermon: 2:17am On Apr 11, 2017 |
OMOTOWO: how come 20k I play arsenal straight win. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 10th April 2017 by Spidermon: 9:57pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
Arsenal e no go better for una. My 20k don burn. |
Travel › Re: Nigerians Aboard A Dutch KLM Flight Stop The Deportation Of A Fellow Nigerian by Spidermon: 2:15pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
Awkward moment when you can claim more human rights in a foreign land than in your own place of birth.
Nigeria na like blue film. |
Politics › Re: Discos Reject 10,200 Megawatts In 1 Month by Spidermon: 11:08am On Apr 10, 2017 |
BlowBack: The problem is the lack of prepaid meters and the inept fashola who encourages this scam by the DISCOs
Let me elaborate...
Where I stay less than 20% of residents have pre-paid meters.
The disco handling my area are guaranteed monthly revenue from non-prepaid consumers as they are charged a fixed monthly rate of about 5,000 irrespective if they are supplied electricity.
At one point I had a balance of less than 30 units for 3mths.
The discos won't try this nonsense if at least 70% of residents had pre billing |
Politics › Re: How EFCC Can Win Corruption Cases In Court – Obasanjo by Spidermon: 9:44am On Apr 10, 2017 |
All we are seeing is the inefficiency of the civil service. An institition based on nepotism, federal character and laziness.
So far they are getting salaries and bribes steady, Nigeria be damned.
There never was a war against corruption, only theatrics. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Recruitment Scandal Rocks EFCC by Spidermon: 9:36am On Apr 10, 2017 |
If you dont have a godfather in Nigeria, try not to let your hustle intersect with govt.
Nigeria is just a geographical location, not a country |
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: Anyone Interested In Buying My PS4 With Two Controllers And FIFA 17CD? by Spidermon: 10:18pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
I don laff tire. |
Events › Re: Ondo Bride Disappears, Fails To Show Up For Her Wedding (Photo) by Spidermon: 10:06pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
kwalakwala123: Chineke meee God of Isaac Which kain yawa b dis naa. Something similar happened in my village then. They guy got the news while they were already inside the church. He got angry and collected the microphone and ask if any lady will like to marry him right there. Luckily enough for him one fine girl stood up and her parents follow her up to the alter and gave their blessings. The dad requested for just 10k as dowry, which the guys family provided it right there inside the church and the pastor prayed for them. The food and drinks was served immediately after the prayers and the couple travelled to down to Lagos the next. Only visible home five years later with 3kids two boys twins a fine girl. The lady con fine eeeeh..... But as for the run away bride to be never got married till i left the village. Abeg whats the name of your village? So I can marry a stranger for 10k? If i add 5k to make it 15k, will you marry me? |
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: Anyone Interested In Buying My PS4 With Two Controllers And FIFA 17CD? by Spidermon: 10:46am On Apr 09, 2017 |
Oh...no wonder.
She might actually cry when she hears how much computer village guys will offer.
They will start by telling you your controllers are fake and offer 50k maximum for the console only.
They wont pay more than 5k for your FIFA 17.
Best bet is to sell online at a realistic price.
Check previous threads and see how much people sell.
A lot of people here have advertised consoles for upwards of 6 months without buyers and some get to sell under 5 days. |
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: Anyone Interested In Buying My PS4 With Two Controllers And FIFA 17CD? by Spidermon: 10:22am On Apr 09, 2017 |
Hehehehehehehe |