₦airaland Forum

The way government is being handled in this country sef.
Let us just estimate the value of the country and sell everything and share the money equally to every citizen.

Make chinko come use the whole Nigeria to plant corn.

The average Nigerian provides his own security, water, road, electricity, food, shelter etc...

Who FG help?

Nice thread. Unlike the tonto dike kinda bull that has taken over NL's frontpage recently

FG attributes delayed salaries to computer crash. Sounds better.

Use rubber to tie the cap of your d**k to stop unwanted release...lol

Best thing is to get laid. Get familiar with the female anatomy. Reduce your sugar and work out regularly to improve your self control.

iyke52:
u r high on spanish fly..dt cheap?

I was still at a game shop today so I know the prices.
Ps4 drove down the 2nd hand value of ps3 and the unhacked ps3 doesn't carry weight in the open market.
U can ask around tho'

skibofire I am in Lagos with chidexter budget range too. what is the console specs?

If it is unhacked as you said but hackable, 15k depending on the HDD size. if it is unhackable(super slim), shouldn't be more than 10k.

englishmart:
you mean your job is to analyse indomie and its likes? And you want to be paid?
You for day analyse okpa na

My oga, Your brain don liquefy finish. Wetin remain na just milk and sugar make e turn to custard.

Once you have decided you have had enough, just get some friends to accompany you to the company. Calculate your total arrears and carry cartons of noodles equivalent to your pay.

Use the noodles wholesale rate ooo so you can make profit. You fit become their regular wholesaler from there sef

Reballing is the best solution to YLOD and it is quite costly. Used to be 15k. With the risk and cash involved in permanently fixing YLOD...

Conji respects nobody. I mean nobody.

Expect nothing concerning NA in 2015. Mid 2016 maybe. Na Christmas money I dey find now.
The service chiefs can shove their forms up where the sun doesn't shine jare.

She dey hide her face because her papa na deacon for church

Baba, the only acceptable benchmark is that at the end of your tenure, even your friends should have been affected.

Right now, your anti corruption war is as one sided as a cutlass.

Ride on sir. We pray for you.

searching4lovee pls come and educate these folks on this thread

God forbid say e happen to me but if e happen and I am tagged with my crush, I go ask the robbers to pass me some Jedi because I go do pass 1 round.

PvtParts:
Nonsense.

How then do you think doctors can now give blood transfusions in emergency situations from a relative?

Simple.
The test is a fast one. However in a case like this, one has to consider the incubation period between infection and when the virus has replicated enough in its new host to be detected.

if una see any list this year....

*brandishes Koboko** MTN !! obey before complain

stories.

It is all because graduates are more than the jobs available.
That is why somebody will ask me to summarize my entire life into an A4 paper that he/she can rush through in 5 seconds.

Everyday I see different well to do people come in this Jobs section to tell us something new about CVs. Do this, don't do this....

I am just tired of it all. Sometimes I wish I didn't bother to go to the University.

Incase anybody wants to help me. I will summarize my life here. I don't need my CV propped. I need a job.

Yoruba boy. Studied Veterinary Medicine. Black belt in Taekwondo. Always down for hard work that will bring commensurate pay.

Barring the use of advanced tech, Nothing way oyinbo go use needle and syringe do ontop animal way me sef no fit do.

Because being a Nigerian is scary.

WailingWailer00:
Fairly used no reach that price, no lie

Lol. You cant see fat for that price, talk less of slim. Even here on NL

WailingWailer00:
No na skipping rope I go buy

Abeg carry your bad market comot from my thread make serious buyers see road. Original kettler skipping rope on jumia sef na 7k

WailingWailer00:
6k

Baba, go buy brick game.

Baroba:
True, but an artery could have been severed, he is very lucky..

Very true

MTN disconnected my line without notice because I wasnt loading credit but they left 5 million unregistered subscribers online.

Karma is bae!!

This is nothing close to a decapitation. Neither of the windpipe, oesophagus or the spinal column was transected.

I thought I was coming to see p*ssy. F**ck you cossy

What is confidential about a resignation letter from public office holders again ehn?

We Nigerians are so funny.

awesome11:
Firstly, you need to learn there's something called "Pride", and another one called "Dignity".
You r thinking as though money is the most important thing and a test for one's standard of morality.

It is the same as:
Someone told you he's never being into gayism and your response was: "Can you exchange that for money in the bank?"

The way we go about female virginity is hypocritical at best. How many male adult virgins are around? And who says having a hymen equates to moral rectitude?
I easily try to value it in terms of cash because that is what our value system is mostly about. That is by the way anyway.
How many virgins have kept theirs against all odds? Most virgins I have met stayed that way because of frigidity, fear, basic misconception about sex and reproductive system maladies in some cases and most of them eventually lose it before marriage.
There are better measures of dignity and pride in women. Having a hymen for me isn't one of them. Discipline...maybe. But pride and dignity?? No!!

damocheezy:
that's not true. You are probably mistaking it for Leukaemia but this is sickle cell anaemia

Trust me when I say I know the difference. All erythropoietic/blood forming disorders can theoretically be cured by bone marrow transplant.
Just as how a kidney transplanthas always been an option in case of malfunction.....basically.
My lecturers mentioned it way back in school. I had always thought the only draw back to this approach had been the technology/expertise and cost since it is prevalently a black man's problem.