₦airaland Forum

pinkiberry:
she is hot. but am hotter .

U wey no get breasst....

When you know you no get liver, why did you approach her then in the first place?
Guy Forget that thing.

I have heard two tracks from him, Tension and Red light. The raps in "Red light" were deep.

Contradictions!! They say he choose his ministers himself but some former Heads of states ala influential people are being given slots.
There is no common man on the list and I haven't seen Angel Michael or Angel Gabriel on the list. Maybe they will come under Ondo or Imo state slots.

sandrajazmin:
Reminds me of ma trad

How many celebs came to your wedding?

All the networks dey craze but MTN own don enter market.
.....when they initially blocked my line I was sad but since I threw away their SIM, I am free.

Na every time dem dey spot these celebs? Person go snap like 1000 and upload the cleanest on Instagram yet bloggers be trying to make it seem random

The irony of the whole matter is that this same man if voted into a Nigerian public office might steal government funds.

Streamsyjd:
I dont understand why you people are complaining, I think its normal, they pay you a certain amount and they remove their commission(you think its easy to get a job, then if that is the case, we shouldn't be having this discussion). With what I heard, ICSL is better than workforce. They are very very considerate compared to other recruiting agency, in fact they are better than workforce in terms of payment. The person that said they paid you 60k instead of 80k, workforce would have paid you 50k or 48, 782. pls ask around. Its business!!! Happy Democracy Day

It's easy to rationalize the 25% monthly deductions from afar since it is not happening to you.
Not judging tho'...

She should come over here naked and try to "inspire" me too. I just need 20 mins.

With the amount of hype following this ministerial list, these are my expectations... Minister of Defence - Paolo Maldini Attorney General. - Johnny Cochrane Minister of Power. - Clark Kent Minister of Women Affairs - Mother Theresa Minister of Health. - Gregory House Minister of Education - Martin Luther King Minister of Finance. - Angel Gabriel Minister of Sports. - Sir Alex Ferguson Minister of Agric - Myself *hehehe* Minister of Foreign Affairs - Angel Michael ....But if it is a list filled with the same set of people who have been in Government since 1960....

tosyne2much:
Even God knows i will be the first to comment on a thread like this


9. Risking Their Lives During Love Making

Many lives&souls have been lost during love making

Last week, a lady visited me & during love making, she instructed me to do a style other dan missionary style which could claim my life, or lemme say, which could send me back to my creator. For where ? I told her at once dat i wouldnt risk my life for two minutes pleasure, cos i no want make Lalasticlala push my story enta nairaland FP


10. Giving Preferential Treatment To Ladies


Weeks back, a lady broke my heart during exam period & i was so depressed dat i couldnt even spell "BOY" correctly

During Psychology exam, I was emotionally depressed that i was abt to submit my blank answer booklet wen i sighted a friend of mine seated behind me. Immediately, i smiled like somebody who just collected his original Bsc certificate.

Dis guy no even look my face, dey teach one babe wey him no fit ever see her bra.

Until I saw your comment, I just assumed it was your thread.

All these is just common sense.

Nice effort but this is not an invention. Invention means it is something new.

ephi123:
But how could Jonathan have traveled with 600 delegates ?!!! To do what?
Infact, I am speechless, what a man.

Even MC Hammer's entourage wasn't never that large...our clueless ex president was meant for hollywood not serious governance.

All these people wey don chop belleful with their "mumu" choices...

If I can't get a job after 6 years in primary school, 6 years in secondary school and 6 years in the University, Is it a 2 year Msc that will help?

If I try to say more than this, my frustration will take over my tongue.

Let her come and spar in Nigerian competitions before I comment.

80K with free accomodation for Supervisory role?
Last year, I might have been reluctant too...but today, I no mind to dey fry stew for that 80k.

phcn will increase his electricity bill for wearing that shoe

After living for 95 years, if she still want extra life, she should go and meet Super Mario....Grandma free me abeg

No matter the amount of technicalities involved in a transaction, my guidelines are never to release the goods until I touch my money and not to release my money until I touch and verify the goods.
Op take heart

This is trash. Just battery powered contraptions. Even the boy is surprised that his bull sheet be pulling that much attention. 042 y'all should just chill abeg

To safely phuck this girl without sustaining injury, your condom must be as strong as a humvee truck.

Mr Marcus013, You seem to be very passionate so I will advice you to the best of my ability.
What previous posters meant by post entry qualifications is that the Nigerian Army will not recognize your university degree u earned before u became a soldier. U would have to get another degree to become an officer. For some of us who are over 26 already and spent 6 years plus in the University, we would prefer to serve in positions where our potentials would be valued.
Also, please endeavour to find out the success rate of conversion from NCO cadre to Lieutenant among the thousands of grads in the army presently.
In my honest evaluation, these senior officers will rather help civilians/family to get in than NCO.
Nigerian army places little value on her soldiers. Only officers are treated well. Don't be deceived by the subterfuge.
However if you have taken all the factors/variables into consideration and you feel going in as a soldier will turn out well, I wish you well. God knows I would have too but... **sighs**

Larry37:
hello guys who knows where i can buy ps3 game pad controller for laptop? and it must work with need for speed most wanted 2012

I have one for sale. Bought it to play games on my android phone. Lost interest in it a week after and it has been in storage for months now. Price is 4k. I stay around Ipaja.

Even James Bond's wristwatch ain't worth that much and it can do alotta shii

Mr Dogara, too much of that fermented kunu is bad for you sir

When they start sexx olympics, make una flash me abeg make I go process the visa

Well, even if you have assessed that amount of candidates, I am not too bothered because I wasn't among those that messed up. If the job description wasn't specific to a discipline, I probably would have applied.

I am good. Just waiting for my luck to shine