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On confirmation of the presence of a hymen, is there a prize?

Can you spread your virgin thighs in front of a cashier in a bank and he then pays up because of that?




Personally, virgins dey quickly vex me

This procedure theoretically had always been on the table.

Let's remember he is recovering from brain surgery. Seems there are some loose screws in his head.

Christain nightclub? What's next? Islamic casinos?

Its a cold world.
Human beings don't have rights around here not to talk of animals.

Professionally, I would advice you treat it just as you would treat a kid lamb who lost his mother.
Heat, supplements, medical care and feeding
Taking it back into the wild assures nothing unless you are able to re unite mother and child.

We ought to be ashamed. We always excel in U-17 competitions because we take adults to compete against small children.
We face the same countries in the senior category where there is no age advantage and we all know how that ends.

The chronicles of an Agba olosho

That is the last price sir. If I go any lower, that means it is damaged and it isn't.

Fortune teller. You go fear fear.

Shitty analysis.

Banging body abeg No be today wey boys don dey f**k Karashika.

Freeben:
October 15? And already frustrated? My guy hope still dey o. I finished service October 10th 2013, I have only been called to one interview since then and that was in December 2014. I submit my CV everyday. I am yet to give up, so guy, abeg never tire o. E MUST better for us.
Goodluck in your continious search!!!


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Help me tell am ooo. People dey ground, she dey complain.

Football is always treated far better than other sports. And they are one of the least performing sports in terms of medals.

It is good news. They have stolen so much from us.

The only thing missing is a selfie with the armed robbers. More pictures than a fashion catalog.
This guy is just trying too hard mehn....
The hand looks like it was stitched by a mechanic sef
Hope your album drops before buhari's tenure elapses

FaithDaniel:
Wow, being a pweiti student in second sch was fun. During labour period you alway have a volunteer that will help. But Ciros guys styl writes love letters oo

We need to empirically evaluate the beauty. Pics or ......

All these man made restrictions we place on ourselves....
Depending on how you live your life, God fit no send una at all sef.

twoondei:
Quality igbo mind. I hope he's not nursing any political ambition tho

This is the way most grassroots politicians start. Once he announces his ambition, una go shock. Then they get in office and recoup their investments a thousand fold.

Just saying before someone attempts to crucify me

I was expecting the OP to list valuable things he could buy with 500 naira till he started listing rubbish.

If to say na 500 dollars now....or if we were in those days before the Nigerian economy went into shiit...

I plait hair, wash clothes, pound yam, wash plates, sweep floors, cook food...
My scope of work is very wide like Kim K's hips.

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Ash coloured Playstation 2 slim loaded with games and 2 pads for sale.
Location: Lagos
Price: 11k

INTROVERT:
This should make any single lady moist...

Let me know when the toto water full bucket. Make I use am flush.

Black stool is usually indicative of bleeding somewhere high in the gastrointestinal tract.
The vomitting/retching could be as a result of obstruction which could be at the oesophagus level or has descended.
This kinda case usually needs investigation through lab procedures....xray, stool analysis etc...
The prognosis is guarded especially with delayed intervention. Surgery will most likely be needed and no be small money.
Most vets might not be interested because you don't come across like you can spend the required amount.
If it was a human relative, u will know the way to LUTH. That is one of the challenges our profession is facing.

...and he even went on both knees like say he wan suck d*ck.

Sweetyie:
I want to be a footballer

wetin u still dey wait for? directions on how to get to the nearest stadium?

Na Flavour Nabiana she wan marry.

Babe that comes over to bang can't be eating like that unless she is gonna spend the night. Wouldn't want the full stomach to inhibit her from .......

For those of us who haven't gotten jobs, no be say we like to sit down for house so no cast us like say we lazy abeg. Before you got the job, would you have been able to make this statement with 100% conviction that you don't need connect to get a job?

Indiscriminate eating of wildlife. I see potential patients zero for the next emerging zoonosis