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MicSmith: I can't seem to find a place with a cream or light grey background but they are offering to photoshop just the background. Can i do that?

Nooooooooooooooo, carry the cloth with you if it so be it

Did someone die here

Where are the wooers and the wooees

Cathaliya: *yawns*
I did not go to that barber's shop to charge my phone just to come here and receive no action o.

You always want action, why

Kslib: CFCfan,congrats man!!
You be man..... E no easy to win woman heart with burial speech..
#just kidding##
..
All izz well!

I am so sorry

Ishsoph: Dallas girl is not present either
We can only apologize to CFCfan for the inconvenience and go on cos even if his competitor were present too where is Dallas girl to make her choice....?

In other words, their slot should be postponed till morrow

skydeep: Hello guys! Good evening to you. I just put to bed recently and decided to share these amazing child birth stories. You guys got to respect the strength of a woman

And oga at the top didn't tell us

Where's that antelope

searay: With all this lines, my prayer is that the STRAIGHTS shouldn't be turned

Speakdatruth: u r a bastad. truss me

Guy, it's just an e-thing...Cool down and learn

Dyt: CHUXY44 and AYOBASE
Pls don't write me epistle ooo
I can't read at nights

Ewooo

tintingz: Nothing aint showing in that site/link

A little research won't kill you

[url]https://www.google.com.ng/search?q=ourselves+in+total+abandon%2C+writhing+in+passion.+We+were+enjoying+the+hot+palm+tree.+I+then+felt+your+lips+teasing+my+earlobes+as+I+gently+tugged+on+the+buttons+of+your+dress.+My+heart+started+to+pound.+I+swear+it+was+louder+than+the+thunder+overhead.+I+trailed+kisses+down+the+side+of+your+neck+and+would+stop+slowly+as+I+nibbled+your+skin&oq=ourselves+in+total+abandon%2C+writhing+in+passion.+We+were+enjoying+the+hot+palm+tree.+I+then+felt+your+lips+teasing+my+earlobes+as+I+gently+tugged+on+the+buttons+of+your+dress.+My+heart+started+to+pound.+I+swear+it+was+louder+than+the+thunder+overhead.+I+trailed+kisses+down+the+side+of+your+neck+and+would+stop+slowly+as+I+nibbled+your+skin&aqs=chrome.0.69i57j69i62l3.8295j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8[/url]

[quote author=D-Explorer]Pardon me dude! When we said detective was around, we weren't joking.
HERE IS THE LINK, I'm sorry!
http://nochancepappy./2011/07/31/an-erotic-passion-of-desire-erotic-love-letters/[/quote]You beat me to it

Phems: I think the wooers are waiting for the 1st to post so that they can come up with a better one.

@op you may disqualify wooer who post later a specified time, say 3 or 5 minutes after their slots. Just a suggestion.

All the same, nice one.

They might be composing their lines right now, the specified time is totally enough. Just have a little patience

Sincerely. Ikekings post sound more original

skydeep: It feels so good to hear a man say sweet words to us even if he doesnt mean it


Xynerise, where are you?

Madam, you're married...Go and find your husband in another thread

[quote author=x-fire]I am a bonafide Nigerian. While I understand specific situations, I still think it's inappropriate to console yourself by demonizing the labour market. I think someone has already given an appropriate response though a bit too insulting:[/quote]My apologies

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yet no line has been released

eddiebruk: Mr you dont know me, so just mind your half life and continue your struggle before i insult you.

Dude, i know you.

You're the 2 second class lower division student who submits paper CV's to every job advert on NL.
You're the job applicant that didn't follow the simple instruction of specifying the position you're applying for.
You're the job applicant who submits the same cover letter for every job position.
You're the job applicant who didn't make the first interview because your CV is nothing to write home about.
You're the job applicant who lost hope, and blames it on the system.
You're the job applicant who can't decipher the purpose of entrepreneurship because you didn't pay attention to GST 221

You're the failure in the system; And the sooner we purge your kind, the better the system becomes



BTW, lets leave the insult for now and debate maturely

eddiebruk: Because those are what Matters in a Nigeria Employment Scenario, so Oga abeg sharrap and park well, because you were favored to get a job doesn't mean that these things ideas are being fabricated, your over sabi too much

I am favored, thank you. You're not, who is to blame? The society? The system? Your school? Or your dumb brain

If you're not favored, favor yourself
Those that made it are still in the same fckded up system, so stop giving excuses for your inadequacies

la furia: but you haven't dropped any either which is because the OP have said them all.

I am the HR here boy, I, ask the questions


BTW, the OP haven't even started

colonel20: Here's mine: Self Confidence - Knowing your stuff & Believing you can do It.

I can vouch for this man...

Also, selling oneself, the ability to express (in words) that you can actually do it

eddiebruk: Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Not in Nigeria were Connection is all that matters.

for females: just make sure you package properly, with willingness to grace the Bed of the Managers

A good Uni/College should include basic principles of customers service to their modules which will teach them all of those mentioned skills, but Nigeria own is very different.

la furia: just unfortunate our universities do not train students on acquiring these skills. these are skills that every graduate should readily have.

nice.

[quote author=Appliedmaths.]@ OP, u forget to add good looks man! 4 d ladies they need nice arse and bo#bs man. U digg? Na 9ja we dey ooo! [/quote]

Emmadani: 11.Forkking skills.

slap1: Una no go kill person with all these things.
With God, all things are possible for me.

alpha conde: Lastly there must be jobs for you to qualify for. Let there be jobs, we will sure be qualified and show these skills

[quote author=Donalð Genes]I guess we Nigerians are quite used to or aware of this same narrative platitudes,one don't need to double-tell us, we all know[/quote]I am very sorry to quote all these, but how can Nigerians be employed if they're filled with these kinda brain damaged cyclops who can't even follow a simple instruction of "Drop and share an important Employability skill".

Hello everyone

Cathaliya: Face-saving is allowed.
I reserve my comment.

this early morning
Na so u dey greet person? or prostrate

Ishsoph: sleep sound nwanyi oma. U gat wooing skill. Spikes C must be breathing hard nw and thanking God at d same time that nature called u when it did.

wooing skill? lol, omo, she never start ooooo

Cathaliya: the owners always confirm? Na dem chop am abi na you?


Guy go sleep..... Sleep don full your eye. dont try to cheat nature

you're a small girl, u for understand

Ishsoph: Hey we're tired of ur boasting. Do the do or kip quiet. Babe is wrazzling u here.

i be sugar boy na, she gonna work for it

Ishsoph: Awww, the right message but from the wrong source. What do they say again about taking the message and ignoring the messenger.

lol, he dey hawk okpu nnabuenyi ooo

Cathaliya: unbeaten record of tasting yam? Thats great. Congrats man.

trust me sweety, yam taste good
the owners always confirm

Cathaliya: so, for your villa, una dey talk to goat, eh?
Anyway, you don tell me say your belt short wella...so, dont bother about the goat having a taste because I hate dissatisfaction...

Now u're touching the lions tail

woman, do not dare further, i have an unbeaten record

xynerise: Ok. I have one more thing to say





Love your neighbour as you love yourself. No sexx until marriage. Zip up till further notice and stay off drugs

why does this remind me of politics